#the 🍑

[superheroesandspies]

Chuck Barris, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

"Life was sweet... For a minute."

[baambastic]

So this is the Pride variant cover for Nightwing #105:

I love it

[theblogof-rassilon]

the 🍑 of Rassilon

[randomingoftherandomness]

To be fair after the 🍑 week there should be a 🥒 day where Yuanzhi will take as many 🥒 as he can.

I know, I know. I have to stop thinking about the legendary 🍑 and his 🥒🥒🥒🥒

Guhhhh!

🥒 day is not an official week, no, it’s a ✨v i b e✨ and it usually doesn’t have a formal starting point because everyone just clues in and joins in the fun

The one person who almost always misses out on 🥒 day is Shangjue :> poor gege is away when it happens

The one person who only — very shyly — joins in when it’s 🥒 day is Jin Fu

Everyone has their favourite position. Yuanzhi knows them all

Elder Xue holds the record of the most times he has made Yuanzhi spurt in one session

🥒 day is usually softer than 🍑 week; much more lazy and languid and everyone usually chills together in between 🌶️🍋 activities in various states of undress

Despite the casual observer’s commentary, 🥒 day =/= 🍑 week. No we cannot explain

Everyone likes to dote on Yuanzhi at the end of 🥒 day; a nice bath, soothing massage, feeding him themselves, pampering their family’s ice princess 👑

[june-harper]

Tasty enough for you? 😳

[kysober-blog]

[hiimcerys-blog]

[yasminahottie]

Make it jiggle more. 😈😈

[pleasureville]

How about a spank?

[nikkinelson1313]

best place to be 😏

[randomingoftherandomness]

Yuanzhi's Majestic Ass more often referred to as The Peach is an ambitious prize.

On the Peach week every member of the Gong family can have a taste of Yuanzhi's ass, and only for him to choose the best dick at the end of the week.

Bets are high and so is Zishang busy to take everyone's money.

🍑☺️🤭

I MEAN 🌶️🍋

Let's just be real here, they have to blindfold Didi just to even the playing field because Gege would win and be horribly smug about it

((this method doesn't work most times because Yuanzhi would know the curve and shape of Gege's dick. he is very well acquainted))

The Prize = one request that Yuanzhi will need to fulfil no questions asked; past winners who aren't Shangjue include Ziyu who asked for him to join him and Yun Weishan in bed, Elder Yue who asked him to be his tester for a week, Xue Tongzi who would not tell anyone what he asked for and whenever asked about it Yuanzhi gets as red as a tomato and starts choking on air

Jin Fan despairs at Zishang's glee at the bets she takes and wins, but the first time he joins Peach Week, he gets it. He enjoyed the meal 🍴

Rules for Peach Week: per day one use (enshrined when Elder Xue took an experimental aphrodisiac & almost had a heart attack from breeding didi); no kissing (rule enacted after Shangjue kissed his way to victory & was therefore disqualified for two Peach Weeks to come); biting is OK, bleeding is not (easy to do because no one actually wants to hurt didi); after care is mandatory if things get too rough (Jin Fan enjoys this to the surprise of some); group action is acceptable; bonus points for every time you get didi to come untouch; double bonus points if didi cries in the good way

[june-harper]

I want to show you how pink it is on my OF 💕

[kysober-blog]

[hiimcerys-blog]