#the Dragon Paremt answers!!

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Lemme just drop this here.

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@spoopy-paremt-froge You would be all of these (including rad in in affectionate way). All except light blop and grank. 

Anywhoooooo

Send in the asks, plez!!

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

ara ara is meant to be a bit seductive i think

@enby-ichi WHAT DO I DO?????

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

I diagnose you kokichi kinnie

*doesn’t know who that is* *searches up* I still don’t know who that is, why did you assign me this diagnosis?

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Toest

They be waggling unnaturally them toast toes, yes they be.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Hello friendo, Tis I, The Hug Wizard, would you like a hug? Frog sent me

Frog, huh? 🤔

I will accept this hug! Thank ye :D

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

i want your voice but also i want yoshi’s voice

I also want Yoshi’s voice so here we have a problem.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

May we offer another meme? (aka the last meme we’ll be sending for a while unless we find another good one)

“The Bird did not spark joy”. I absolutely love Marie Kondo ashkdfjsdkf

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

how many followers do u have?

2010

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Idk how old you are but I'm 16 so-

15 and you’re still my child if you wanna be, thanks.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Favorite child.

Listen, I have a lot of kids. I have no favorites.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Dragons don’t cawcaw.

The fire doesn't shoot at you.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Froge, no-

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

mom I trew up

...idk what to do uhh what did you eat? let’s clean that up

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

imagine being able to have garlic

Are you a vampire

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

I dare you to say fuck

Where’s my prize?

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

WHO STABBED KEVIN WITH A PENCIL???

He