if i was in regular show ,,, i would get up to sm shit
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"I slid into my cherry-red 1967 Chevy Impala, a car that had been given to me by a former client, and by 'given," I mean the guy who had owned it is now a vaporized corpse, and his wife left town without saying anything about the car. I keep getting stopped at red lights by bros yelling compliments at me and asking what's under the hood. I have no idea, I don't know anything about cars, and right now, this Impala's defining feature is that it doesn't have AC and the upholstery gets so sticky that you'd think a toddler had been eating waffles in it. Also, it's hard to steer, and every pothole rattles my teeth. I could probably pick up a lot of girls in it, though, if I was interested in that.”
- If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe (2022) by Jason Pargin (a.k.a. David Wong)
okay so
1) this certainly gives a new perspective on the impala in supernatural, which is exactly the same but in black. presumably down to the sticky upholstery and the terrible shock absorption
2) i desperately need to see dean see this car in all its cherry-red glory
3) i equally desperately need a crossover of superanatural and the john dies at the end gang in [Undisclosed]
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Begging for a trio comedy show like workaholics but instead of three cisgender males fucking up their 30s, it's two transmen and a butch dyke
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When a book starts with "let's build a cannon", you know it's gonna be good
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<o> <o>
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How are you feeling, Skiller? You feeling better?
Ooc I'm tempted to make a sideblog for all the faces. It'd be my second epprb. Hmm.
No!!!!!! Fuckity fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!
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I need everyone to know that the Bachelor in Paradise inspired fic is HAPPENING!
It may have taken us literal hours but we at least figured out all the couples and Rose Ceremonies and who comes down to the beach and gets eliminated when... PHEW!
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Things Trigun Stampede doesn't have enough of (yet?):
- Kuroneko
- Shenanigans
- Giant cowboy hats
- Laughter
- Donuts
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i think it’d be really funny if rivalsduo were handcuffed together during their prison stay
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I can't stop laughing at this.
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I absolutely love to think about the era in which Phoenix and Mia worked together (no matter how short it was) because the conversations they must have had were probably hilarious!
Phoenix, dramatically draped over his chair, talking about Edgeworth AGAIN: “I just don’t know if he would even be into guys!”
Mia, who was there when his gay little cravat-wearing ass walked into the court for the first time: “Nah, I think you’re good!”
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mingi under anesthesia is actually the funniest thing i’ve ever watched in my life
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