#the adjective noun:

[spacecatdraws]

”oh no!! i hope no underwater predatory creatures come sneaking around to steal my fish!!”

the terrifying eel:

[cannibalchicken]

[catinc]

[tanzabee]

Me: egad! How will I be be able to turn these words into a contraction??

the nimble apostrophe:

[nebby-the-protogen]

"i wish there was a solution to my very specific problem" the adjective noun:

[radkatzzstuff]

piper: oh jason i sure hope no one beats us once we get at the top of that boat!

jason: don’t worry piper i beat a titan once

the mysterious and cunning pandos:

[elliotstalksprite]

what could i possibly put this tomato sauce on?

the reliable pasta noodle:

[gunlicker-offical]

Someone: I would like an explanation for the phenomenon that whenever you eat churro fries, your mood improves considerably.

The helpful and reliable sign:

[viedew]

person: hmm i wish there was a dwarf planet that was oval shaped which had two moons and one ring

the hospitable haumea:

[andykilgore]

me: oh man im so happy i dont like in a musical :D

the humble otho:

[spacecatdraws]

“oh how I wish there was a group that sacrifices and pledges in the name of my god!!”

the humble cult:

[cannibalchicken]

[nebby-the-protogen]

"i need a low level humanoid enemy for my fantasy game" The Mischievous Goblin

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

[venturetheentity]

The poorly-educated Wario:

[cannibalchicken]