Swiss, kicking open the common room door: "Who was going to tell me Sunshine and Dew are related?"
Aether, muting the tv: "You didn't know that? I thought I told you...?"
Swiss: "Apparently not! Wait, you knew??"
Aether, nodding: "You couldn't tell?"
Swiss: "They look nothing alike!"
Aether: "Yeah, I mean, fraternal twins generally don't look the same, but they do have the same nose."
Swiss: "THEY'RE TWINS?!"
Aether: "Yeah, hatched from the same egg... although technically, I think that means they're actually identical, but ghoul genetics are weird..."
Swiss, holding up his hand: "Wait. Rewind. They hatched? Like birds? From an egg??"
Aether: "Yeah, you didn't know-Oh. Oh, right you, you aren't from Hell."
Swiss, flabbergasted: "Did YOU hatch from an egg, too??"
Aether: "Uh, yeah? Course quintessence ghouls bury their eggs in the sand around sulfur pools, ya know, like sea turtles? But we spend time developing outside of the shells while still in the sand, so... You doing okay, Swiss? You're looking a little wide-eyed there, bud..."
Swiss, leaning on the doorframe: "...Just processing this new information."
Rain, walking in: "What's going on?"
Aether: "Swiss found out Sunshine and Dew are twins."
Rain, looking at Swiss: "I thought everyone knew that?"
Swiss: "How would I possibly know those two were related??"
Aether: "They have the same surname!"
Rain, nodding: "Dewcifer Maurice and Sunshine Maude Drop."
Swiss, sitting down: "..."
Rain: "...Is he going to be okay?"
Aether, unmuting the tv: "Probably."