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scavengedluxury · 2 years

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I wish UK TV would return to hard hitting journalism like this!

#roger cook #the cook report #uk tv #1990s

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hinamie · 2 months

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binding vow

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #done....collapses #up until 3am last night n sitting fr another 8 hours today to finish....#g o d #the things i do fr him.....#let it no longer b said that i only do elaborate paintings rife with symbolism tht feature gojo. megu my one true muse #as is Correct and Just #real talk tho i was just sketching th things i wanted to include without giving much thought to the Themes #w the exception being the spider lilies lmao I Know What Those Mean #but i ended up with a REALLY good life/death/marriage/loyalty thing going on????#w the lotus/spider lily being purity+rebirth/death #((not 2 mention 'far from the one he loves' like HELLO?????))#also w the temari balls being associated w femininity but having him dressed in groom's attire #like???? 90% unplanned but i ended up both cooking And eating #also happy 2 report that betta fish were kinder 2 me than the koi were :) no trouble from these lil guys #in fact everything abt this piece kind of came easily beyond the initial colour swatch??#thank u fr being an easy subject megu ilysm im sorry abt all the death imagery i dont mean it pls focus instead on th Life imagery :((((#i put a ring on it so u gotta wake up.....cant leave yuuji @ th altar ....#SPEAKING OF THE RING IK ITS ON THE RIGHT HAND we've been over this and its Okay #if i read a single comment .........#sorry 2 that one person who was like 'the next binding vow better be at itfs' wedding' ik this probably wasnt what u meant #but it did inspire me smile :)#anyway i need 2 stop looking at this its been over 24 hours

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omegaversereloaded · 4 months

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ok if char got got for a lame incest joke she is def getting her blog back but like who mass reported her for that........ i mean i know who but lol

#mass reporting someone for making an edgy joke on the internet you little net cops are cooked LMFAO #do you start shaking and crying when people make edgy jokes irl too

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marciliedonato · 6 months

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You cant spell "romance" without necromance lets go lesbianssss 😌🙏

#I am getting reports from the dungeon that we are SO fucking back #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #Farcille #Ik ik everyone makes this joke I didn't sleep let me cook #Everyone is making this joke and yk what? That's so valid of us periodt

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bigolbadblog · 2 months

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i know that mafia romance is cringe or whatever but like. the feedism possibilities...

it's about the unrepentant enjoyment of the good life. and also. fat crime bosses who carry their size as a symbol of power. who are constantly inviting their inner circle to big, lavish family style dinners. and, of course, no one dares refuse the boss's generosity, so everyone's cleaning their plate... and then their next plate too

#feedism.#feedism fic #ngl one of my favorite concepts for an rp was like. one character was a crime boss and the other was a plucky do-gooder reporter #who was infiltrating the boss's inner circle and found out the boss had a big weakness for food. and uh. of course you gotta exploit that #eventually the plan was the plucky reporter was going to secretly try to fatten the boss up with the very flimsy reasoning that #if you're too fat to leave the room you can't do much crime #spoilers you can still totally do crime if you're in a managerial position #and ofc the reporter would slowly be seduced and corrupted by big fat sexy morally bad crime boss. as one does.#the rp never got very far but god we were cooking with that plot idea

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shigayokagayama · 1 year

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in my mind teru is either a cooking prodigy or the worst cook youll ever meet with no in between. i cannot see a universe where this kid is just okay at cooking. hes either making restaurant grade food every night or regularly fucking up spaghetti.

#in the fanbook he self reports himself as a good cook #but he is 14 and has no basis of judgement #'good' can mean 'finally perfected the art of making instant noodles'#mp100 #mob pyscho 100 #teruki hanazawa

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honeyfractals · 9 months

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wasteland queens

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katt1281 · 9 days

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i never rlly had a problem with 'playersexual' characters in videogames before but man. after playing fallout nv i have to say i LOVE the fact that Arcade is gay instead of playersexual. (same goes with all the other characters but my brain is fixtated on arcade rn) anyways- i honestly want more of that, more characters with confirmed canon sexualities rather then always being available to the player. like as a male Six was i disappointed I couldn't sleep with Benny? yes but. that adds to the story!! the characters just feel more real if that makes sense. more fleshed out, more themselves. its just. better! it feels like genuine representation idk im just going crazy thinking about my wonderful gay husband. also considering how old fallout nv is, its wild they managed to include queer rep in a more satisfying way then more modern games...

#fallout nv #fallout new vegas #fallout #genuinely took a break from writing a lab report to just think abt arcade.... chat am i cooked

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withheartsaligned · 7 months

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#gposes #oc: swansong #her lore is currently in the oven #can i get 'doomed by the narrative' for 600 #i will report back when it is fully cooked

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honeyfizzly · 2 months

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Manifesting song of the prisoners tomorrow please milgram my crops are dying I need water

#listen listen #the time between the the last t1 mv and the voting report was like????2 months i think #but this time it was like 7 months #what if they've been cooking and wanted to wait for a while to drop all the stuff #please trust me #im not crazy #i need to see the new sprites and mahiru sing again #PLEASE #milgram

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nrcnewspaperclub · 7 months

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there is not a single things more heartbreaking than coming back to your dorm after classes, hungry and tired, just to go to the kitchen and find out that your vice housewarden is cooking.

#[reporter:🪞]#nrc newspaper club #nrc #twst #unreality #the cursed cooking of lilia vanrouge

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nico-di-genova · 4 months

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I believe in true love (a palex front row lockout at Road America)

#happy to report they’re cooking rn

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kirk-goes-to-gallifrey · 4 months

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today is a feeling really bad for no reason kinda day apparently

#everything SUCKS #I have a pit in my stomach (anxiety??)#self-loathing levels are pretty high too #and strangely enough I'm not about to have my period (checked my pillcase and it's not even close to that time of the month)#maybe the omelette I cooked for lunch was too oily? and now I feel slightly nauseous #also had a not-so-comfortable exchange at a group chat #but I'm probably overreacting #it's probably fine but I feel sooooooooo bad #goddamn it #I need to concentrate at my fucking report #but I can't #I want to be unconscious #and I need to learn how to SHUT UP

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unopenablebox · 2 months

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i have been accidentally asleep all evening but gf still lovingly kisses on the head and makes me macaroni cheese 😌

#i was responsible yesterday and ordered what should have been several meals worth of pizza for us correctly anticipating id #be exhausted and sick of grocery shopping today #however it arrived as. exactly our order. like it was clearly the pizza meant for us. but with olives and onions as well #and i am sad to report that‚ for me at least‚ a tomato-pesto-olive-onion pizza simply does not work.#so. boxed mac and cheese it is.#AND i'm not even making it. 🌸 is making it. possibly that's ok because they actually like half-cooked onion texture so the pizza #has been rendered entirely unto them?#or it is a great misdeed and imposition. not at all clear #box opener

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kent-farm · 1 year

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Fifth time's a charm.

—Kara, about her soufflé, Supergirl, "Ace Reporter"

#2.18 Ace Reporter #Supergirl #Kara Danvers #Melissa Benoist #Kara Can't Cook

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neos127 · 6 months

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so SO i started reading cheeky brat yesterday and the plot is cute so i got inspired to base a fic off it and i decided to go with riki being the main love interest🙈

#let me cook🔥🔥🔥#i’ve alr been daydreaming it so i started writing a bit #hopefully i can finish it soon🌚#!reporting live

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