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#the disaster lineage
truuskn · 10 months
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well everyone is drawing this sooooo...
pov: ahsoka and anakin are living their best lifes while obi-wan in panic tries to figure out how he will explain this to the council
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agingerpanda · 2 months
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We’ll be fine, as long as we stay together.
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My contribution after watching the Ahsoka show
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ineffablejaymee · 1 year
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obiwan is a shameless flirt, and everybody thinks hes so smug and capable
but the is truth that whenever cody flirts with him, the smug negotiator, master of words is left a blushing, stuttering mess
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catgriller · 4 months
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I made this with a lot of alcohol in my system, does this make sense? Idk… maybe?
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I headcanon that just becuz Tatooine is a slave/slaver planet doesn’t mean that they aren’t inclusive! Anakin, at a very young age, knew he was a boy so Shmi happily found a.. “surgeon” to give him top surgery… tho it was slightly botched and you can still see the scars to this day, Anakin loves it.
But he also doesn’t know what binders are becuz they just used bandages/old clothing/thick straw to cover themselves up..
(does this make sense? No. It’s Star Wars tho and I was drunk I’m sorry, like I KNOW he was 9 I KNOW. I JUST… IDK. WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE!)
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jedi-grandmaster · 1 year
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This is too funny to me. Master Dooku, always dressing for the occasion, hair perfectly styled, and padawan Jinn, with his wrinkly thin tunic open halfway down his chest, hair unbrushed. Peak comedy. Ignoring the fact that this is going to emotionally slaughter me, the Dooku-Jinn team is really holding up to disaster lineage standards.
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idk-i-was-bored · 6 months
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The ahsoka show has reinvigorated my Star Wars obsession. Particularly an obsession over my favourite child Anakin ‘war crimes’ skywalker himself. This drawing is indeed the correct ending of revenge of the sith and all the other movies after that is just one very long, sad and good fanfiction. Let the skywalker/tano/kenobi/fett household be happy
A little bit of backstory for the drawing. This is one that I have drawn twice now. Apparently it’s now an annual thing to redraw it. I picture the extra scars Anakin has here are lightning scars from when he totally defeated skeevy sheev. The council let him stay despite having a family, everyone got therapy and the Jedi order started to fix its issues. The clones were free to do whatever they wanted but a lot of them, 501st and 212th included, decided to stay with their Jedi so now the council just sends them along on Jedi missions and tries to find jobs for them around the place
Ahsoka didn’t rejoin the Jedi order but she helps padme a lot now though she still goes out and helps Anakin or just does her own missions. Here Anakin, obiwan, Rex and Cody have just gotten back from a successful mission and everyone is just having fun at the skywalker’s residence.
as much as I love the sadness that is Star Wars and I could cry/talk for hours about the injustice of anakin’s story, sometimes I need the happy ending.
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archivistofnerddom · 6 months
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Okay, so we talk about the Disaster Lineage. It started with Yoda and passed down through Count Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, and Sabine. If we factor in that both Obi-Wan and Yoda trained Luke (thus bringing him fully into their Jedi line), that means that Luke, Leia, Rey, and Ben/Kylo Ren (and Grogu with his brief training with Luke) are all a part of the Disaster Lineage.
Therefore, this franchise shouldn’t called be “Star Wars” or the “Skywalker Saga”.
It should be called “The Disaster Lineage Strikes Again (And Screws Up A Galaxy Over Several Generations)”.
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jessicas-pi · 4 months
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I absolutely LOVE how yoda's lineage alternates
-small goblin who WILL hit you with his cane
-politician, poised, elegant, polite even when he's evil
-some guy with a half-ponytail who probably wears tacky floral shirts in the afterlife
-literally the best jedi ever AND he looks cool and pretty at all times
-Had A Bad Dream And Turned Evil For Two Decades
-genocide survivor, has cheated death multiple times, talented beyond her years, bit of a creator's pet if we're being honest
-graffiti artist with depression and a secondhand laser sword
they're all disasters, but every other generation manages to find a way to hide it
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obi-wan: i will only be leaving for 3 days, and i’m sure you can all take care of yourselves, right?
anakin and ahsoka: yeah! for sure😎
obi-wan:
obi-wan: …i have a bad feeling about this but you know what, never mind
two days later……
cody, screaming on comm with rex panicking in the background: general!!!!!! general you NEED to be back they are blowing up the ship i can’t deal with this anymore obi-
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mysteryteacup · 1 year
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Yoda's stew
headcanon: Yoda invites every new member of his lineage over for stew knowing damn well it's not to non-Yoda-species tastes as 1 a bonding experience, 2 a lesson in diplomacy, and 3 a lesson in self-control in the face of things that disgust.
Yoda decided he liked Anakin the day he got the stew - because he wolfed it down, leaking enjoyment through his baby shields the whole time.
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truuskn · 1 year
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the trial of ahsoka tano, the true version
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jail for ahsoka! jail for ahsoka for bringing her father and brother to a heart attack!
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aj-artjunkyard · 1 year
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Love how the disaster lineage was either on the council or aggressively side-eyeing it
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Oh I am so Absolutely Fine right now
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ineffablejaymee · 1 year
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its very important to me for anakin to be craving cody's approval, and cody acting like he doesn't have any sympathy for anakin
and its even more important for anakin to see cody as a father figure/role model
and its the most important for cody to matter-of-factly mention to anakin that he is proud of him
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hore4women · 9 months
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Obi-Wan: When aren’t you making another stupid decision?
Anakin: I’m not stupid, I’m dumb. There is a complete difference, Master.
Obi-Wan:
Ahsoka:
Padmé:
Rex:
Cody:
Windu:
Yoda:
The entire Jedi order:
His unborn children:
Count Dooku:
Qui-Gon Jinn:
Palpatine: Why did I even spend THIS much time to try and turn him again?
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