The First of Many Trials - Self Para
The day that Lilith gets her idea for the Clawthorne Tournament... and the real motive behind it.
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I just finished season 5 of deep space nine as a first time viewer and here are my thoughts:
- so we're entering the war seasons huh
- Quark's got game and no one (Odo) can deny it
- Worf, please get over yourself, Jadzia is so hot and so into you
- Ensign Vilix'pran singlehandedly causing overpopulation on the station
- Trials and Tribble-ations!!!! Watched it twice
- as if Kirk wouldnt notice smokeshows Jadzia and Benjamin!!!!! he would flirt with both of them in a second
- Curzon Dax... im obsessed with your passing... getting fucked to death? slay
- quodo camping trip, enemies to loves, huddling for warmth, only one bed(roll), hurt/comfort... i see you ds9 writers
- once again Kira is dating a boring ass white guy (she should date me)
- I'm so proud of Nog, that's all 🥹
- ziyal needs therapy for her daddy issues cause why else would she have a crush on an old gay lizard? who is in fact her father's nemesis???
- Dukat, they could never make me hate you (I hope)
- I'm so sorry Julian! I def would have noticed if you were missing 🥺 ily so much, you looked rlly good with your jail stubble 👉👈
- Julian's parents, they could never make me like you!!! Losers!!!
- ok but Miles talking about his love for Julian to anyone who will listen 😏
- depressed Quark was kinda... 👀 (I have deep issues and I am aware of them) (I can fix him)
- my mom watched "blaze of glory" with me and asked if Sisko and Eddington were best friends
- I need a full length horror movie of Empok Nor, including sweaty crazy Garak
- twice in different eps someone has said "who told you that?" and they just list characters? Polycule going strong I see...
- ok Weyoun! I get it now! Pouty little brat that you are
- Benjamin Sisko, you are cool as hell. And such a petty bitch for leaving your baseball behind for Dukat! 😘
- not 👏 enough 👏 Keiko 👏
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So close to writing one of those “betting on wrightworth” fics where the twist is that Klapollo are krisnix truthers
Just like. Apollo references Phoenix’s bad taste in men at some bar association event only for everyone around him to immediately get on his case for insulting Edgeworth.
Athena’s like “don’t be rude Apollo, Mr. Edgeworth could hear!!”
Apollo: why does it matter if Edgeworth hears. I’m sure he knows all about Mr. Wright’s horrible romantic decisions :\
Kay steps in and is like woah buddy Mr. Edgeworth may be a stick in the mud but Mr. Wright couldn’t do better than him!!
Apollo is like. Yeah. Because Edgeworth is a catch?? I don’t know what you’re trying to say.
Klavier butts in and asks if Kay seriously thinks Wright would date their boss?? Like huh??
Klavier and Apollo are now being treated to the most incredulous looks known to man.
Apollo (now convinced that people are trying to fuck w him): Mr. Wright would never make a good romantic choice in his life. Don’t try to pull one over on me. I was there for the divorce.
Kay: they got DIVORCED????
Sebastian: they got MARRIED??????
Klavier’s like [fake German voice] nein Herr Forehead I know for a fact it wasn’t a divorce. Because I had to dispose of the unused engagement ring.
Apollo is like finally some gossip that makes fucking sense while everyone else is like you think PHOENIX WRIGHT was fucking your BROTHER???
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I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.
I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.
Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.
All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:
“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”
Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.
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𝚔𝚎𝚒'𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝟹 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜!
Prisoner 005, Sanada Kei, is officially voted..
Guilty! (55%)
According to the verdict system, he should be able to come back home safely, but him being a murderer will become known to everyone and it will be up to the outside world to judge him
According to Her decision, he should *e**** *** **e***i****.
Thank you for your participation.
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The girl scout(specialist expop)
I still got no gimmicks yet besides the sensitive hearing she got+ 2 execution ideas:
1. She swings the pipe at you hard enough to make you drop backwards to the floor, standing above you and being 5'1 makes it easier for her to slam the back of the pipe down into your face repeatedly, apologising constantly as she cries in distress over having to do this
2. Hits you with the pipe against the head to the floor like above, but she chucks it aside afterwards, sitting down onto you as uncomfortable as this is for you it also is for her, opening the pouch visible from the front to pull a pocket knife out, stabbing you repeatedly with it, also apologising repeatedly, sounding distressed as she doesn't want to do this at all, but it's maybe better to be her to do it than most prime assets..
Even as expop she herself feels out of place due to how naive and innocent she is just like a lamb. Either getting picked on or some openly saying they could fix her without any shame in their words, which of course she wants to avoid. Already bad enough she's got kissed, hugged, dragged, carried, danced with, told to change into clothes she wasn't comfortable in(mostly fancier dresses Tilly forces her to put on that reveal shoulders, décolleté and the back, then force to model besides the one time she gave her away for goods after dolling her up), etc without her having any say in it at all, as if her opinion about this making her uncomfortable was invalid to most
Murkoff also refused to add all buttons nor give her a undershirt so she had to improvise with bandages
Fun fact: it's possible some of Coyles blood from a stabbing she commited as she exploded emotionally has never fully washed out of the ripped sleeves side
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