#the french is on me tho like i should know that after like twelve years of learning french

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I love your stories, but i kinda wanna see something from you: whatever lingual Peter. Also Parkner because why not. Do whatever you want just tag me if you do end up doing it💕🌼

 {Idk if this is what you meant, but this ft Peter who can speak like six languages but specifically French!Peter bcs I’m kinda bilingual}

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Coming from a small town like Rose Hill, they barely even offered a decent English class, let alone any foreign language classes. Harley still doesn’t even know how to use commas or spell most words longer than six letters. But he knows how to fix a car up, he knows tons about biology and engineering and chemistry, he just couldn’t write an essay to save his life.

Which is why meeting Peter is so strange. He goes to a school that teaches three foreign languages, all of which Peter had taken, and he’d learned Italian from May, not to mention that Delmar kept him sharp in Spanish.

It was strange for him to meet someone so linguistically intelligent.

Peter was capable of writing essays without a second thought, able to formulate ideas not only in English but in six other languages as well.

Harley normally stumbled over everything he tried to say, getting excited and tripping over his words, and mumbling. But Peter was a wizard with words when he was trying, as long as he wasn’t too excited or tired.

When he was trying, Peter could string together sentences Harley couldn’t even begin to understand, and it just made him fall head over heels even faster in love with him.

“Je t’aime, mon amour,” Peter will murmur into his chest late at night.

“Ti vedrò stasera,” he’ll tell May when they’re leaving his apartment.

“¿Cómo estás?” he’ll say to Delmar at lunch.

It makes Harley’s heart swell, despite only knowing some of the things he says.

Sometimes, of course, it makes him feel left out, confused, like an outsider. May and Peter will argue in Italian, Peter will converse with Delmar and other Queens friends he has in Spanish, he’ll murmur French endearments, he’ll talk to Ned in quick Filipino, he’ll whisper in Russian to himself under his breath. And Harley can sometimes barely hold an English conversation.

It sometimes makes him feel stupid, like he’d never be smart enough to understand Peter, never be able to catch up with him intellectually.

But Peter’s never once talked down to him, never once skipped a beat when repeating phrases in English or when editing his papers, fixing all his grammar without blinking an eye.

“It’s not like it’s a big deal. It’s all just because of people I know. May taught me Italian, Natasha taught me Russian, Ned taught me Filipino. I’m sure if you had family from elsewhere, you would’ve learned to communicate with them too,” Peter says, always simple and easy in his solutions.

“But I know you,” Harley points out. “You’re like family, I love you, why haven’t I learned all these languages so I can communicate with you?”

Peter shakes his head, curling a little bit closer to Harley on the couch where they’d just finished watching a movie. “It’s not like that. You can communicate with me just fine.”

“I know, I just can’t help but feel a little stupid when I can’t understand half the things you say.”

“I’m sorry. I’ll try to be more conscious of it. It doesn’t make you stupid, either, you’re the smartest person I know, Harls. And if it really makes you feel bad, I’ll teach you, alright?”

And it’s dropped from there, pushed aside, forgotten.

It takes until a simple Friday night that Harley really realizes his feelings about Peter’s fluency in other languages.

Peter had barely slept all week, worked himself half to death between university classes and homework, his internship with Tony, patrolling as Spider-Man, and ending the week off with a gruelling thirty-six-hour long mission out of country. He was clearly exhausted, slurring his words, eyes half-shut.

“C’mon, honey, let’s get some food in you before you pass out for the night,” Harley murmurs, one arm keeping Peter upright as they head to their cramped kitchen.

Peter smiles sleepily, “Tu m’as tellement manqué. Je ne pouvais pas arrêter de penser à toi et à notre vie ensemble.”

Harley has no idea what that means but he smiles anyway because Peter, voice all rough and sweet as honey, murmuring all these French words to him, it makes his chest feel all tight and warm with love.

“Il n’y a rien que je ne ferais pas pour toi. J’espère que tu sais. Tu est mon univers. Je veux t’épouser assez tôt. J’aimerais pouvoir être ici toujours, dans tes bras, ressentir ton amour. J’aurais aimé que nous n’ayons aucune responsabilités. Qu’il n’y avait que toi et moi, ici, toujours. Seulement nous.”

“I don’t know what you just said, but I love you,” Harley says in response. “I forgot the last time we talked about it, but French is a love language and god, I love it when you speak French like that.”

Peter grins a little brighter, leaning tiredly against the counters. “Parfois, je ne peux pas croire que tu m’as choisi.”

“C’mon, I can’t even guess what you’re saying to me.”

“C’est le but, mon cher.”

Harley passes over the dinner he’d left in the microwave while awaiting Peter’s return and he grins, shaking his head. “You’re a cheater. You could be telling me that I’m a dumbass, and I’d be over here complimenting you and saying I love you.”

“Je t’aime, chéri.”

“I know that one!” Harley exclaims, planting a kiss on his boyfriend’s forehead. “You taught me that! I love you too.”

Harley wraps his arms around Peter, and he sways them while Peter eats up quickly, and when he finishes, they leave the dishes for the morning.

They head to bed, Peter just collapsing into the mattress and letting Harley peel the suit off him and tuck him in, staying limp and pliant.

Harley tucks Peter into his chest, peppering kisses over his face and shoulders and hands, murmuring soft endearments to him.

“Je ne sais pas si je pourrais te le dire sit u comprendrais mais je t’aime plus que les mots ne peuvent le décrire. Je mourrias pour toi. Je tuerais pour toi. Je ferais n’importe quoi pour toi. J’aimerais pouvoir expliquer à quel point vous comptez pour moi. Je t’aime, Harley, plus que tout.”

“Sweetheart-”

Peter smiles, eyes already closed, looking like an angel with his curls a mess around his pale face, freckles splattered across his cheekbones, mouth curved up into a smile. God, Harley loves him.

“I just love you is all,” he whispers, voice so vulnerable and gentle. “So much. More than words in any language could describe.”

Harley kisses him, pulling the blanket tighter around them, their little safe haven. “Imagine how I feel. I only know one language, and trust me, English doesn’t have the words.”

“Mon amour,” Peter responds quietly, baby browns gazing up at Harley. He curls just a little closer, letting Harley protect him from the world. “Il mio amore. Mi amor. Mahal ko. моя любовь. Iubirea mea. Min elskede. My love.”

“Je t’aime,” Harley says, nearly stumbling over the pronunciation. “Beaucoup.”

Peter lights up, pressing a kiss to Harley’s collarbone. “Goodnight, mon bel ange.”

“Night, darling.”

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Writerly Ephemera

I was tagged by @amywaterwings @mostlymaudlin @tea-brigade @effing-numpties @captain-aralias @bloodiedpixie . This is so cool, so thanks for sharing yours! ❤️

Per Amy: We add little bits of ourselves to our writing, scattering memories and places and phrases and things into our stories. The game is to find five examples of this, of YOU, in your writing and show everyone.

I don’t really feel like I put much of my own experiences into my fic, probably because I don’t feel like I have a lot of experiences to pull from. (That’s not me being self-deprecating; that’s me never going anywhere or doing anything.) So, let’s see what we come up with!

Going to tag here. I feel like I’ve gotten to this late so I’m not sure who has been tagged. Anyway. No pressure, loves. Just saying hi. 🥰 @theflyingpeach @bazzybelle @otherworldsivelivedin @unseelieseelie @wetheformidables @caitybug @nightimedreamersworld @foolofabookwyrm @stillmadaboutpetra

1. I have put the most of myself into A Man of Letters. I have my degree in English Lit and when I was in college, I was at the height of my Jane Austen obsession. So I sort of built my degree around the development of the English novel. My senior thesis was on a book called Evelina by Frances Burney, who was one of Austen’s greatest literary influences. Evelina is an epistolary novel—told entirely in letters. I love the epistolary form, for the same reason I love dialogue and texting fics. It’s such a fun narrative technique and can reveal so much about individual characters. It’s actually a bit like the way Rainbow Rowell uses multi POV in her books. Anyway, my love of the epistle was on full display in this fic, which is ofc told in letters. —Do I share a passage? That’s like...the whole fic 😅 So, idk. Here’s Simon being a disaster as he meditates on letter writing:

Dear Penny,

As I start this letter, I already know I'm not going to post it. I know I won't be able to bring myself to do it, because of what I have to say to you. I do feel bad. It's not that I don't want to tell you. And you know I'm so much better at writing things down than saying them out loud. It's only that I feel like this would all sound better coming from me in person. I just don't think I'll be able to make you understand in a letter. I'm still trying to understand myself. And writing all of this down helps me with that. Even if I'm only pretending to write to you, it makes me feel better, to think of you on the other end. I promise I really will tell you everything as soon as we're together again.

2. Also for A Man of Letters, my fascination with Regency fashions, in particular the dandy, was a major factor. I did an art book about this, comparing how fashion has changed over time, especially in regard to gender. (I also did an art book based on Evelina, since I’m on the subject. I minored in book art. 😁) I always fancied the look of a Regency dandy, so that was my gift to Baz.

Whoever has been working their magic on Salisbury should in fact be the person to whom I offer my eternal devotion. Alas, I am left to flounder under the burden of lusting after a man who is incapable of dressing himself.

The utter and unmitigated shame.

Salisbury wore a forest green wool frock coat that set off the golden highlights in his brown locks. This was accented with a green and aubergine striped silk waistcoat that was trimmed in white piping and felt much too daring a pattern for the man. (I don't care if he was a soldier; it takes a hardier man than him by half to choose a stripe like that.) His charcoal trousers were enticingly snug, but not so much to prove lethal. His cravat and points left much to be desired, though that likely reflected poorly on his ability to keep himself in order, rather than the ability of his valet. (Good God, maybe the man doesn't even have a valet!)

3. When it came to my countdown fic, To the Manor Borne, I had Shep make a reference to Cluedo, because Pitch Manor would be perfect for a real life game. Behind that, is the fact that my family played a lot of Clue and I watched the movie a whole bunch growing up, to the point where my sister and I used to quote it to each other. This was a way to pay homage to that. He also talks about playing the game Murder in the Dark, which was one I played at Halloween as a kid. One of my cousins was dressed as a ghoul with glow in the dark face paint and we were in my grandma’s creepy upstairs. Perfect vibes.

I’ve seen the kitchen and the dining room and the library and the study and the parlor. Walking through this house is like playing Clue. (They call it Cluedo on this side of the pond, because they like to be difficult.) (That was a whole thing. Do not get me started.)

I keep thinking Colonel Mustard’s going to pop up out of nowhere and brain me with a lead pipe.

And:

What kind of games do you play with magickal friends who don't have magic? Twister? Not with the wings and tail. Cards? Baz and Penny would cheat. Or accuse everyone else of cheating if they didn't win. Murder in the dark? With these people, in this house, I knew it would turn literal fast, and also it was like ten in the morning. Hide and seek? Simon and I would hide and everyone else would ditch. Snowball fight? World War III.

4. I’ve referenced Mozart in my fics a couple of times because when I was first getting into classical music, I was listening to a lot of Mozart. My sister had a CD of some of his early symphonies, and my local classical station does “Mozart in the Mornings” which happened to fit in the exact time slot between two morning classes I had my first year in college. I’d go sit in my car with a cup of tea, and just vibe with Mozart as my soundtrack. I’ve name dropped him in both A Man of Letters and To the Manor Borne. Also, Mozart wrote 12 variations on the melody shared by Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, which is a lovely tie in. (I also had the gang sing/cast The Holly and the Ivy, which is one of my favorite Christmas carols, and by strange coincidence was playing on the radio at the same time I wrote that scene. 🥰)

"It's a songbook," I tell him, like he can't figure that out for himself. "Did you know that Mozart wrote twelve different versions of the same song?"

He's laughing. "Mozart did not write Twinkle, twinkle, little star, Simon."

"You know what I mean."

"He composed twelve variations for solo piano on the French folk melody Ah! Vous dirai-je, maman."

"Sure. Anyway, this is for the violin. For you to play."

He's still laughing, and I'm trying to figure out what's so funny, but then he kisses me again, on the lips this time, so I figure maybe I'm still doing okay.

Only one more to go! What will it be? 👀

5. Therapy! Eheheh...😅 Look, it’s no secret the gang needs it. And tbh, so do I. Haven’t actually managed to get myself to go yet, and I think that’s where a lot of my “send them to therapy” happy endings come from. I did it in Use Your Words and To the Manor Borne. I started Chamber by Chamber with SnowBaz already in therapy, and then structured the whole thing around therapy that they give to each other and to themselves. It didn’t really fit in A Man of Letters, but if it had, I absolutely would have done it. I’ve only shared from two fics so far, and since it could kind of spoil the ending to Use Your Words (tho saying this may be spoiler anyway...), here are two snippets from It’s a Kind of Magic, Part I of Chamber by Chamber.

I've been working on articulating my needs. We both have. Ordinarily, I'd be afraid of pushing him away by making demands when he's on the verge of a spiral, but my therapist insists that I can't go on treating Simon with kid gloves. If I never ask him for anything, he'll think he doesn't have anything to give.

And

When I told that to my therapist, she said that I needed to talk it out of me and she'd help me find ways to work through it all. She said I needed to talk it out with Baz, too, so that he'd know how to help me when things got bad again—that was something else she said, that things would get bad again, and that I'd need to be prepared for that. That I couldn't expect things to be easy, and just go away.

6. BONUS! I think the biggest way I include bits of myself is in the AUs I’ve chosen to write. I have three I’m planning that say a lot about me, so I’m going to talk a bit about them here. There is ofc my Scooby Doo AU, inspired in large part by the fact that I watched it all the time growing up and also, my sister continues to be obsessed with it. When we were young, my parents were doing a lot of work on their house and we’d take family trips to the hardware store. My sister and I hated it, so we’d wait in the car with my mom and she would entertain us with “Scooby Doo stories”. Other AUs I’m planning? Troop Beverly Hills—please tell me someone else out there loved this movie the way I did when I was 5. It was very influential to baby me and I remember wishing for nothing more than being able to dress like Shelley Long. So, I’m going to let Baz do it, because I think he deserves it. 🥰 Lastly, tho it will probably be the first I write, is my Cupid and Psyche AU, from when I was heavy into mythology and religion. Since these are all forthcoming projects, I don’t really have a snippet. Instead, here’s Baz comparing Simon to Eros, which is what started my brain on that particular AU.

I am lost. I barely know anything about Salisbury, but I can't help being drawn in. At one time, I could have comforted myself that I was only so smitten with him because he looks like he was sculpted by Praxiteles. That excuse grows weaker with every encounter. He's the furthest thing from a lifeless tribute to beauty in marble as one can be. There is something deep and dark and feral inside of him and I want to claw it out. I want to see it, to let it free. To taste his wildness and his pain.

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20 Questions for Writers

thank you for the tag @aeridi0nis !! <3

How many works do you have on AO3?

6!

What’s your total AO3 word count?

oh goodness. a very little 25,237 but! considering i only started posting like three months ago i can’t be too hard on myself

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

only harry potter!

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1. hold me like you mean it

But out of all of those moments, large or small, the biggest mistake of all was Lily Evans sleeping with her best friend all in favor of soothing his heartache.

(And falling in love with him in the process.)

2. this side of the universe (bare & brief)

they're seven and they're twelve and they're eighteen and somewhere along the way, they became something more.

3. the tide that falls

“I love you,” his voice is a whisper; a soft, tender tone of nothingness murmuring the words that mean everything.

The words that could change everything. Only, they weren’t said to her.

4. glitter and glow

The stars are twinkling, the revelers withdrawing, and Lily and James—who simply relish in their affinity.

5. whispered ruinations 

When Regulus was small, he was afraid of the dark.

When Lily was small, she was afraid of thunderstorms.

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

i do! i crave validation... always, so comments make me incredibly happy :)

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

i just looked thru my fics and apparently i’m a whore for angst but not angsty endings??? idk most of my endings are ~somewhat~ hopeful, although whispered ruinations has a pretty Not Hopeful ending if u squint 

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

probably glitter and glow because who am i to make established jily sad and/or this side of the universe (bare & brief)

Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

i have not! i think i’d have to be very creative in order to come up with a plot for one and atm i am very much Not There.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

thankfully no — actually, most everyone has been the complete opposite and almost unnecessarily kind! idk what to do with all this kindness!! help!!!

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

not really! i’m not exactly sure how i got through hold me like you mean it (a whole friends with benefits type situation) without it including smut (at least explicitly) but here we are!

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

i don’t think so? i hope not??

Have you ever had a fic translated?

not that i know of!

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

i haven’t!

What’s your all time favorite ship?

jily without a doubt!

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

hmm, i’ve mentioned before a next gen. james sirius potter fic that i’ve started and as much as i’d like to get back to it, i don’t think i’m quite in the headspace to write a whole, multi chap fic lmao. i also have a texting fic that i’d love to finish but after writing one chap, i’m completely unsure of what actual plot there should be oops

What are your writing strengths?

i have absolutely no perception of myself or my writing so i say it with 100% honesty that i have no idea LMAO. hmm i’d like to think that my pacing in the actual story is fairly good though — as in things don’t move too fast or too slow? idk tho sorry!!

What are your writing weaknesses?

plot ideas for sure and dialogue! i am simply not funny enough!!

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

it’s a lot of fun to read but i’m with ridi on the writing aspect. my five years of French were simply not enough and i think the country of france as a whole would take great offense if i made an attempt

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

harry potter!

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

i am incredibly harsh and critical of myself so unfortunately i’m currently in the phase where i’m not a fan of my works hahaha. but!! this side of the universe (bare & brief) is something i am quite proud of myself for. the feedback i got back from everyone was so wonderful (and that may play a part), but it was a much different style than i usually went for but one i’ve been wanting to have a go with and i think it really helped to sort of solidify how i want to write moving forward! idk, we’ll see!!

tagging: @crimson-snitch @maraudersftw <3

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Tuesday 28 May 1839

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1 35/..

very fine morning at my desk at 8 ¼ having dressed A- who gets terrible in lowness   high time to be off – she can do nothing she says if she is not with me – at A-‘s cottage rental till breakfast at 9 5/.. in about ½ hour – then came upstairs and wrote note to ‘Messrs. Parker and Adam solicitors Halifax’ to say I knew nothing of the demand of Messrs. Nelson – I had paid them all allowed by Mr. Harper – he expected here on the 5th of next month on his return from London and I had no doubt he would do all that was necessary respecting the letter addressed to P. and A. by Mr. David Crossley – then wrote to ‘Messrs. Hammersley and co. Bankers London’ to ask them to order by Messrs. Ferrère Laffitte and co the payment to Mr. Cusinberche ainé (of no. 27 Rue St. Victor, Paris) of 360 francs – and should be much obliged to Messrs. H- to get me a foreign office passport as usual for myself (Madam Anne Lister) and Miss Ann Walker (ma niece) and my 2 servants Christian and Catherine Gross – he German native of Weimar – she English – hope to be in London a few days – intending to proceed as direct as I conveniently can to St. Petersburg – passport to be visé at the ambassadors of Russia, Prussia, and Austria and by the ministers of Holland Denmark and Sweden – if any difficulty at the Russian embassy, can settle this while in town the other signatures being obtained – sent off this letter (and the note) by George at 11 ½ - A- had been sitting by me writing to her sister but her letter was not ready – at 11 ¾ had Hinscliffe – came to speak to A-but she asked me to go to him – said the lease (new coal agreement) should be ready for him to sign at Mr. Parkers’ office on Friday morning – he begged hard for the new term to be extended 2 years instead of one beyond the old term end in November 1842 – so that A- consenting his new agreement, will expire in November 1844 – then other talk – mismanagement of towns’ money etc – money thrown away in highway repairs – should be laid on in wet weather if laid on in dry – now – ½ to take off in dust – alluded particularly to dross – then talk about the Harpercliffe wood Sutherland coal loose – he said it was worth £10 a year to Mr. Whitley – but should be kept open for the Sutherland coal – and then afterwards kept open by W. and S- jointly and an acreage received for loosing other coal on Norwood green – more beds there than one – and tho’ the coal lower there than at Harpercliff wood, yet the water might be pumped into the Harpercliff wood loose by an engine – told H- he should agree with Mr. Whitley for that coal, and then with the Sutherlands – why! perhaps he might try – had talked to SW. about the Sutherland coal but could never get any answer – I said with regard to Whitley and Captain S- they had best pay one another an acreage, and then divide the acreage paid up all coal belonging to anybody else, or on the other side of the Leeds and Whitehall road – yes! H- thought that would be very fair – Hinscliffe kept me till 12 ¾ Holt and DB. being waiting for me – A- had had luncheon – went into the cellar and got her a pint bottle of Malmsey Madeira and then went back (had been a minute or 2 before) to Holt and DB. Had my little case-plan of the estate on the table, and talked over the line of maingates from A.P. to W.P. – long talk about this matter and pencilling out on the plan lines shewing board and end etc. etc. Holt seemed to come round to my plan of driving end and board from AP. all the way – he thought one turn would do – then went back to his own cross-cut-coal straight line – then to consider about it – he said my way would be more expensive in rails and yarding, and his would be a better maingates – to be well considered about – Holt to come tomorrow and DB. and the gates to be lined out – brought his bill, which including about £2 for A- = from last settling to the 11th instant (and all goings to Low moor at 5/. per time = £2) about £30 – His salary and Booths’ to be settled – he said either either he or DB. should seek custom – I said it would not do for him H- to do it – I should appoint DB. and make him agent, and send the offer to contract for ¼ the gas-house contract (=550 tons) at 8/. per ton in his name for me – I said all must be done for as little as it could – could Robert Mann take the engine, and Joseph be banksman at WP. H- said there would be enough for Joseph to do in the bottom by and by – and Robert as always settled to bank the coal at so much per score and run all risks – it seems then there will be work for the 2 Manns – said I could not well have 3 men at £50 per annum (JM. has 52 guineas a year) and pay Holt and Booth and all – true – but I must keep Robert Fielding the Low moor time out i.e. 6 months from the beginning of the engine – and then it seems Holt has an offer of a lad (Hanson) DV. vouched much for the family) at 13/. a week – told h- to think what he ought to have and what DB. ought to have to be set down to the colliery – they must remember not to oblige me to let the colliery; and if I could not make 3 1/2d. per load profit, I should be ill off – 4 1/4 loads per yard at 3 1/2d. = about £300 per acre or not much less – to consider about his own salary and DB-‘s and let me know tomorrow as also whether he would like to take Pump (John Oates’s) or not! – on telling h- on my first entering the room, or rather hinting at his folly about High royds, it was all talked over – H- thinks P- behaves ill – he said he would not take less than £2300 and H- did not expect that £2250 would ahve been taken of Stocks – but it seemed H- would have given this price himself tho’ he owned they never offered above £2200 – However JO. told him the other day. he was tired and would let him Pump if he liked – H- had told him, he could not do that, but he (Holt)

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would tell me what he had said – H- seemed not knowing how I should take it – I said immediately I should like nothing better than to be well rid of JO. and have H- in his place – told him the quantity of land – said I had made up my mind to have a new settlement with JO. pay no more for Hartleys’ cottage nor anything else, but for the farm as it now stood have a clear £60 a year – and would H- take it on those terms? but then said I turning to DB. perhaps there will want a good deal doing – H-‘s wife may want a drawing room, and then I must have the £60 a year for the land there will be without the piece let off to Mallinson which (tho’ I had at first said I would allow for it as it had best go with Mitham) I thought I ought to have – H- would still have 29DW. 8 perch. ------ what I had taken for coal-staith and reservoir which would not altogether be more than a DW.? this to be considered about DB. went with H- to shew him the land and talk things over – DB. to come here again this evening and Holt to give me an answer tomorrow – they welt at 3 ¼ and I came upstairs and till 4 25/.. (A- returned from Cliff hill about 4 10/..) wrote all but the 2 first lines of today – then had A- went down to Booth before 5 and with him an hour – talked over Holt, and the maingates and his having Pump at £60 – I should want £70 of anybody else – and would let him at £70 on the agreement but I would give him £30 per annum for looking after the colliery considering the ten pounds extra towards the rent so that he would sit at a rent of £40 a year in reality – I thought £20 per annum for Holt, and the same for Booth enough the one for measuring the coal works, the other for keeping at accounts – had B- till 6 – then with A- till 7 – pothering over her letter to her sister the Rookes coal loose – dinner to 7 10/.. to after 8 – A- and I out at 8 10/.. to 9 – some time on the low terrace – Robert and co. at getting scraplings on to to it and levelling it today but I have never been able to stir out the whole day – we walked to back Lodge (or where is to be) to Whiskam flat and round by the Lodge to the paddock water drift and hay barn – ½ the top end parpoint walled up – to be done tomorrow – began today – then scrambled home up the wood – coffee on coming in at 9 – [A-] read the newspaper while sat by me writing her journal – then read French and I came upstairs at 10 ¼ at which hour F56 ½° inside and 46 ½° outside – very fine day – then at A-‘s cottage rental and calculating and writing out outgoings till 12 40/.. tonight   mine are twelve hundred independent of the colliery and hers six hundred and fifty –

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Le Morte d’Arthur Thoughts P1

I’m lending Les Mis to a friend so here’s the first 10 chapters of Le Morte:

Book One

Chapter One

thats a really long chapter title wowzer

Cornwall has some really good folklore 

i should mention that i kinda knows what happens in these chapeters because i read teh first 7 about two years ago 

Boo come ‘round for dinner. Bring your wife :)

He wants to have sex with another mans wife oh nonono

Igraine is a good wife. Loyal wife. Guinevere’s foil…?

What is this logic? ‘If he doesn’t come round for dinner go to war with him?’ Whattt

The castle he’s in is…terrible…(the castle was called Terrabil)

He loves her so much that he’s sick

Or…or you’re just sick because this is medieval England and you drank some bad water?

‘You’re looking for Merlin? I’m Merlin!!’

Chapter Two

Another long title. I love that.

Gat Arthur. I love old English Oml

He didn’t ask what he wanted in return before he swore to give him anything he wanted? Rookie move.

What are you a fairy-tale witch?

Casual murder

…that’s kinda…ultra-violence...

3 hours after his death man Wowzer

Get thee to a nunnery!!!

Necromancy? Like...bringing the dead back? or necromancy like just magic?

Chapter Three

Toxic man

No hun you don’t have to sleep with him because he’s your husband

X to doubt

He’ll put his own kid aside and have his wife feed Arthur leaving Kay to be ignored…this is why Edmund was all bitter in King Lear

At least he didn’t say no to handing the kid over. It could’ve been worse

Chapter Four

Good. Get sick. I hate you.

And then and then and then and then

Good get sick again.

Let him dieeeee

His ghost just yeeted out of his body

Uther is dead at lasttttttt

Chapter Five

The archbishop of Canterbury (current) looks like that once science teacher who we all know was bullied in school and tried to be hip and down with the kids, but you just end up kinda hating him.

Was the sword was sent by god? Or by Merlin? Or what? Where did the sword come from? Did it just fall out of the sky like a meteor? The sword is actually a parasitic alien life form

God damn it Kay

Did nobody tell Arthur what this alien sword is?

That’s just bad planning. No knights guarding the sword when you said 10 would at all times? Really?

Parasite sword has found its host

‘He handled the sword by the handles’ good! Don’t handle a sword by the blade that’s how you lose fingers

Tom! New line for new speaker! At least use some damn speech marks I’m so confused

Oof imagine failing. I could pull the parasite sword out of the stone you just need to put salt on it. It’ll shrivel up like a leech

Chapter Six

Did Ector never figure out this Arthur was Uthers son? He got loads of stuff from uther right around the time that he got the baby and the baby was brought in a golden cloth and Oml like surely he knew!

Nobody: Ector: You’re adopted

Make my son one of the most important and influential positions in your court is all I ask

There’s a mix of Celtic and Christian holidays here. Candlemas and Christmas which is super interesting from a studying point of view because they’re coexisting and not clashing

Chapter six the chapter where Arthur pulls the sword out the anvil twelve thousand times

Ulfus lived!!

Chapter Seven

Even the poor are bored of watching Arthur pull the sword form the anvil

I’m glad to know that the rich have been self-serving throughout history. Like bacteria they scarcely evolve over time

What reason do you have to invade Scotland Arthur? What did the Scottish ever do to you?

What did Wales ever do to you. Next thing it’s gonna be Ireland.

Chapter Eight

The king of England lives in Wales nowwww (that’s just where he lives) this isn’t the Byzantine empire Arthur! Who do you think you are? Constantine?

That’s a threat

This reminds me of that scene from brave where they’re all racing each other on the boats to be the  first ones to land

Oof man rude. We won’t accept your gifts because you don’t have a beard!

what did Ireland do to you? Also was Tom a magician because he somehow knew England had all of them under their control for a hot minute

Whether they will or nill

Chapter Nine

Lot asks a question and Merlin Yeets out. Same tho

4 took on 300…Wowzer

Oh no. Not the horse. Whoops. I am so so very sad

His bling was so bright it blinded people

Skedadled

Chapter Ten

Oh he moved back to London cool cool

Wait I thought there were only 3 kings at war with him not 6

They’re bad barons then they can’t do the one thing they’re supposed to do

What are the rules for asking Merlin what to do? Why doesn’t everyone just ask Merlin? Like Arthur just asks him whenever so what are the rules?

Wow they’re getting help from the French???????? William the conqueror would be…not pleased tbh cus Normandy and France were not good friends for a hot minute

Did they just not know that there were kings outside of England?

What the fuck why are they about to get killed????

Oh that’s why

Smote what a great word

We want you to declare war on like 6 kings ‘that sounds like a reason to partyyyy’

Archbishops of Canterbury makes his return

Wow what a great time they must have had before going to war

[majorxsportyxboy]

               First tag game of 2019!                                                       

Rules: answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to know better.

Tagged by: the remarkable and wonderful and altogether spectacular @virfujiwara

•Nickname: RoRo, Major, Sporty, w/e u feelin tbh

• Zodiac: Virgo

• Height: five-foot fun-sized!

• Last Movie: Unfortunately and to my shame, The House With the Clock in the Wall. I’m watching Coco tomorrow tho to cleanse my braincells.

• Last Thing I Googled: how to hug people over the internet

. Favorite Musician:  Will Treaty plays a mean mandola and rumor has it Alexander Milliner played some sicknasty sweet tunes on the drum back in his day plus he was adorable and Washington was like “That there is my BOY WHAT A GOOD, MARTHA CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? KID DO WE WILL ROCK YOU” which is pretty neat so yeah 

• Song Stuck In My Head:  Lux Vitae by Clamavi de Profundus: TUUUUUuuuuUUUUU ES VER-I-TAS! ES viAAAAAAAAAAA ET TU ES VI-TAAAAAH!

• Other Blogs: umm so, majorxwriteyxboy which theoretically should have writing on it eventually...majorxchillyxboy where i screech about a dude named Childermass,...majorxbennyxboy which is CURSED, a few rp blogs including a sporp one i haven’t actually used yet...

• Do I Get Asks: Every now and then! I always assume it’s going to be an angry anon or something but it never is and that makes me smile :D

• Blogs Following: Only 15 in the ‘clicked the button’ sense but there’s a fair few i reguarly check up on pretty much every day

• Amount of Sleep: either all or none there’s no in-between

- Lucky Number: i like the number nine if that counts?

• What I’m Wearing: pink sweater, blue jeans, one gray wool sock, and one maroon wool sock.

• Dream Job:  idk i kinda want to work at whole foods tbh but if we’re talking dream then i’d want to do volunteer work full time and just help people. wish-granter would be a cool job to have if we’re really in the ‘dream’ category where anything goes.

• Dream Trip: Connecticut or Disney but mostly Connecticut. or any nice hotel with a nice bathtub where i can just swim in bathbombs for a few days.

• Favorite Food: Right now it’s roasted brussels sprouts with either sweet potatoes or mashed potatoes, or raw broccoli and/or celery with roasted pine nut hummus! I also really really very much like chocolate milk! ( and tea! with Ripple(tm) milk in it! )

• Play Any Instruments: violin! haven’t touched it in years and there are four-year-olds with greater skill, but i do still know the verymost basics.

• Languages:  English, learning ASL, have learned many basic of French, Spanish, and Italian (still practicing those), and i know like. twelve things in Icelandic. 

• Favorite Songs: Several versions of Come Ye Sinners, Poor and Needy || Until the Levee (Joy Williams) and Sane (Fear of Men) but like, together || I Will Always Return (Spirit: Stallion of the Cinnam- no- Silmaril- no. CIMARRON) || oh! oh! HEAVEN KNOWS BY FIVE FOR FIGHTING! || CALL ME BY SHINEDOWN YEAH BOY! || Also um No One’s Lazy in Lazytown || Lazytown Forever || Never Say Never || Never Gonna Give You Up

• Random Fact: There was once a guy named Samuel Downing was essentially kidnapped when he was around nine years old. The kidnapper lured him into an ‘apprenticeship’ making spinning wheels, promising a school education among other things in exchange for labor, but he never followed through, and there’s some evidence that the man’s wife might have been physically abusive to SamDown as well. This went on for many years. The kidnapper eventually began hosting war meetings in his office, and Samuel overheard that talk, including locations where one could go to enlist, so one day while the kidnapper (and his wife) were Out, Samuel snuck out, taking only the clothes he was wearing and a couple of coins with him, and went to the recruiting place but was turned away on account of being too young and too small. He explained his situation and what he was fleeing from, and after some more to-do, he was finally accepted and that’s how he came to fight in the American Revolution, eventually reuniting with his father, was present for several of the major events, allegedly saw an actual ghost at one point, and proceeded to live to be at least 103 years old and have his photo taken. He was duped numerous times in his life but always just rolled with it and also he kept bees and it’s said that as he got really old his hair started to turn from white to black. He celebrated his 100th birthday by chopping down a tree or something.

• Describe Yourself As Aesthetic Things: umm...soft pink and lavender and blue with a bit of silvery sparkle, an egg and a cabbage rolling down a hallway and suddenly the hallway is gone and there’s endless stairs down and down and down and neither of them know where they’re going exactly, Ben Tallmadge saying ‘Sir’, feline toebeans, books, 

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[stan-and-the-newbie]

A kpop newbie’s reaction to LOONA

you know i had to do it to ‘em

Alexa: bold

Alex: italic

okay so today you're reacting to Loona!

o, noice

they just debuted like two days ago and everyone is crying

damn. ok but do any of them speak english <<

y es

n  u  t

i believe i already told you, they built this Loonaverse, and released a girl each month

yeh, you told me a few things

right. all of them have an animal and a color. the first five girls have an additional location, then the next three girls have a superpower, and the last four girls have a fruit

...alexa. t-twelve

yeah

<-<

>->

alright fam hit me up

okay, the first girl that was released, back in 2016, is heejin

damn she looks like a disney princess

she does;;

this is aN INSULT

isnT IT

someone arrest her, she's not allowed to be so cute. it is illegal.

how old is she and what does she do

uhh she's 21and she's a singer

she iS BORN IN 2000

... ALEXA WE'RE MOVING TO KOREA PACK YOUR SHIT

ill give you her music video now

alright

the location is hard to guess, so just try to guess her color and animal

hmm

*ViViD*

i'm not watching this u freak, you know about my arachnophobia

y tho. there are no spiders

THERE IS ONE IN THE THUMBNAIL, BIG AND RED

there are no spiders, so play the song, its good. no girl has the spider as her animal u coward

the song's aight. i'd listen to it in a cafe. her animal is obviously a bunny and her color is either red or white. asian girls with thick thighs are too powerful alexa. someone needs to do something about them. it's a health hazard.

omf. her color is actually hot pink;; but u got her animal right lol

o damn. well pink is the mix between red and white isn't it >>

ooOOO

pFFF

she's part of the first subunit, 1/3

ah, so she's a colonel

omG. i mean, y'know, subunits are some of the members that form like a band of their own and put out music

with 12 bloody members, i can imagine

loona has three. anyway, a few things about heejin

hit me

she’s a whole cutie

o gee i couldn't notice

sdfdsdf she likes dad jokes and randomly breaks into silly and awkward dances but she doesn't care. she's also afraid of pigeons 

the guards would have to restrain me from pinching her cheeks if i was ever in the same room with her. and to be fair those things are chaotic evil. one literally flew into my face once.

omf

they also carry diseases similarly to rats. except they fly. so yeah, i can see why one would be afraid.

she also named a rabbit from the set "heekki". hee from her name, and kki from the korean word for rabbit, tokki. and proceeded to ask if she could adopt it.

that's adorable go away i am stone cold

is there anything else u want to know about her. her location is paris, and the first ever video of her beside her mv was her repeating random french phrases she knew in the airport

pfffF.

the next member is hyunjin

they’re all so pretty i cry

they are :(

they are like porcelain dolls, but without the creepiness of a doll, just the beauty and cuteness

i KNOW. so, how old is she

hmm 20 and she's a rapper

she is ALSO born in 2000 ;D and she's a singer

i-

here's her music video

after mark's video on that cat game, the thumbnail horrifies me

o-oh

alight so her animal is a kitteh. so she's the neko of the group, noice... is this a thriller film, geez.

ghjkjhghjk its just a kitten smh

an e v i l kitten

cats cant be evil. her song is very kdrama-ish

her color is... i honestly have no idea

her color appears in the first third of the video

green? blue?

she wears it

lemon

yeh, yellow. and yes her animal is cat lol. what about the song? it’s a drastic change from the last one

ok that last part horrified me. idk it's a weird mix between depression and a drug trip

so, about this baby. her location is tokyo, and she is the savage one

o-oh

shes the one that kept a blank face on a rollercoaster while the others were screaming. also, she really likes bread and croissants

and she's not a rapper smh. well, she does have a pretty voice.

she does~ and shes really sporty, practiced a lot of sports before becoming an idol

alright, off to my wife. this is haseul.

and no photo makes her justice

i-

UGH queen

that jawline fam

i’m sorry i just. literally have never seen such a beautiful woman

alright by now i'm about 70% convinced that these people are created in underground governmental labs

m e. aight, how old is she

fucc it, she's uhh 18

she's actually born in 1997 dfgfdsdfgh

OF COURSE. sigh. that's just my luck

but i understand u

they all look between 15 and 20 anyway does it really matter- i- she's more pretty than she is cute. respecc.

this is her music video

her color is bleagh. i mean bleuugh. blue

omf

she's a parappa the rapper. but she's also a singer. idk her voice sounds like she can rap. was that plane just there and they used it or did they buy a gigantic plane prop for the video

(i really hoped alex would say this because this video exists)

i-

she’S TRYING. her color is green but her location is iceland so liek,,, i guess the writers clashed ideas

blasphemy. they should have went for turquoise

her animal is a dove. she’s also the leader of the group, and the mom friend #1. she can speak english but she has a cute accent which i Love

awh

aaaand she’s a seal enthusiast

o. that's something

they went to iceland so she was like "omg a seal!!! hi !! that was a seal!!"

pffa whole cutie

she is :( she’s also really funny

anyway, the next one makes me feel worthless. this is yeojin

another flawless creation of the secret korean labs

her age?

that tissue-printing chamber in that korean lab from avengers 2? not fiction - they use it to create idols. uhh 19

:D she is 15!!!1

...

and turns 16 in november !!

Goodbye. Tty later, i gotta pack my stuff

dfgfdGHJH here is her song. its very cute because, well, shes a child

L O L I C O N    A L E R T. those three dudes are terrifying. is that the joker wearing a frog head

mmmmaybeh

this is weird lmfao. aaand there's the foot fetish

you’RE HORRIBLE

why is the frog dude going all roaring reeo on her only to give her a fucking present

well, its a song about how she doesn’t want the relationship to move too fast, so she doesn’t want to kiss the dude just yet

that ending was just... idk man. this one broke me. her color is red, and her animal is a frog because that's the only animal in the foreground here idfk

her color is orange, close enough. the other members call her "bean" because shes the youngest and rlly smol and chubby.

awh ;;

and everyone treats her like a baby lmao

well, what did u expect. hmm i think i like the first one the best so far

o, alright

so, these past four girls and the fifth one form the subunit 1/3. the fifth one was introduced through the subunit's first song, but i'll give u their second song cuz its Better

*check out “Sonatine it’s superior*

basically, these girls have a very dreamy concept with a lot of piano and strings. the fifth girl is the pink haired one, and baby yeojin isn’t here cuz her grades were dropping lmao

i-

shhhh just listen to the song

this song gives me the sad

u gotta appreciate the animu songs

i do, i was literally gonna say that this one somewhat reminds me of miia's second song

same !!

her color is W H I T E like my teeth. p u r e  w h i t e

she haS HER OWN mv

o

the fifth member is vivi

shes chinese and the oldest

from communism to idolization. noice

i-

so she's wot, 21? 22?

yeh, shes turning 22 this year

noice

here’s her song

a break from the animu songs. ps: they dont come back

sad. kinda stalkerish fam

ikr. shes a hooman here. but in the subunit mvs she’s an android

what

idk fam they go all out and no one knows whats happening

i am gonna get bashed for this but when she smiles her cheeks look kinda weird she kinda looks like a chipmunk? but not in a bad way

ghjkHJ she does;; shes cute though

yeah

her color is her haircolor lawl. pastel rose

o, nice

and her animal is deer

so she's basically bambi gotcha

she speaks english, and shes the reaction memes queen. and shes also very smol

awh ;;

alright, we're done with 1/3. is heejin still your favourite?

yepp

cuz we're entering girl crush land

o h

the sixth member is kim lip

LISTEN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS

she’s cute tho

of course she is. they're all cute perfect goddesses. i'm noticing a pATTERN HERE

hey, shes mostly a tsundere

well, ngl, she looks like one

sdfgfds

she chose charmander tho 10/10

here’s her amazing mv. her animal appears for 1 second here so lmao good luck. her color is very obvious

white, at long last

the other one

FUCK

SDFGFDSD

red?

yes

that building is aesthetic would hang out there with my weird friends 10/10. the song is odd, but it's nice

i think the song really suits her voice

it does! that's why it works

her animal is an owl

n o i c e

also in one of her vlogs all she does is talk about food. she also keeps the members company while theyre shooting their mvs!! and shes also a reaction meme queen. she sings, but her main strength is dancing

yeah, i can tell

oh right !! she is in the odd eye circle subunit, and these girls have super powers. imma tell you now, the odd eye circle members are in different planes. like, theyre in different dimensions, not the flying planes lol

umm alright..?

anyway, her super power is speed. aaaand i think thats it with kim lip

the next one is a fan favourite. jinsoul

oof. idk man the blond is weird

oh, is it. i dunno, i feel like it suits her.

hammers in that "created in an underground lab to be flawless" vibe. idk, maybe a darker shade? like a golden blonde?

most people choose her song as their favourite

singing in the rain? is tom holland gonna come in and dance to "umbrella"?

oh my god

if not i'll be disappointed. the song reminds me of minecraft intros lmao. especially that synth part

geT OUT LMAO

the dancing is lewd af tho. so 8/10

well, so was eclipse. girl crush land

is she a necromancer? because those hips kill me and bring me back to life

i knOW. she can sing, rap and dance. triple threat. okay you cant possibly be wrong about her color and animal

uhh blue and fish. idk wot fish but a fish

y e s. its a blue betta fish. she said, and i quote "the blue betta fish is one that needs to be kept alone, because it eats the other fish in her tank. so i'm going to take over the group like that"

i- IS THE ENTIRE SECOND SUBUNIT SASSY

SDFGHGFDSSDFGH shes very oblivious and confused also idk if i should show you this but its hella funny and falls into the dumb blonde stereotype. she acts cute in a live stream and then she just

*that beautiful face plant video*

and at the enD KIM LIP IS LIKE "yes. whats next?" and looks through the comments

i-is she ok

yeah, she just stays there like ten seconds and then lifts her head while laughing. her superpower is teleportation btw. anyway, shes just very oblivious and awkward

nice man

the next member is choerry

oof, she qt. her color is purple.

yes. she doesnt like cherries btw

of course. why doesn't she like them? they're gud ;; maybe they remind her of all the bad puns she must have had to endure

i- most likely tbh. she prefers her actual name too sdfgfdsasdf. but choerry is a play on her name. cho yerim.

ah, i see

here's her song that takes a very weird turn and supports further the girl crush concept lawl

i expect lewd dancing. wot’s her animal?

a bat

e d g y. they made her eat a cherry. the monsters

i know, the madmen

o, here comes the lewd dancing. oof, that was short, but it was cool. back to... this??

it happens more than once. hmm, its a really nice song tbh

yeah, it was pretty nice

shes the bright, positive one

and managed to feed a squirrel out of her hand, so shes a princess confirmed

o damn how tall is she. she looks pretty tall in this pic

oh my god all of them are so small i literally cannot cope

;-; pure babies

hmm i think this is old information but the tallest is 165 sdfsGHJKJHJ

o damn

it says here shes 160. p u r e. her super power is plane travelling, like, shes the only one who can meet both kim lip and jinsoul. thats why i told you about the dimension thing

..alright..? this seems pretty redundant, idk. the whole superpower thing and the different planes thing is just odd. what purpose do they serve

well, its basically a whole universe, i guess it ties to the whole story

there's a story? uhh

yeah, but we won't get into that too much. here's odd eye circle's debut song

oh, this song is... something. i could live without the weird distorted voice. fucc yes more lewd dancing. well, that was trippy.

anyway, the third subunit is called yyxy, and it has "fall from eden" as their concept

o

the first member from this subunit is yves, pronounced as eve but it gotta be fancy y'know

oo, noice. please for the love of god tell me her color is white

no one's color is white

well, it’s not a color ;D

ug h. anyway, here’s her song.

hecc yes more lewd dancing

omf

the song is.. odd. GET OUTTA HERE HER COLOR IS TOTALLY WHITE. EVERYTHING HERE I WHITE. SHE WEARS ALL WHITE.

:( her apple is burgundy

what. is that- is that her color

yeah

...i quit.

fgfdghjkghjGHJ

well, that was something

her name is eve, so people speculate the song and mv are about her living a normal life after falling from eden y'know. anyway, shes the mom friend #2

o, interesting pFF

she was very awkward at the beginning, when she first was introduced

awh ;;

and her animal is a swan

AND HER COLOR ISN'T WHITE GET OUTTA HERE

fgfdsdfg shes also pretty savage now that she isnt as shy, but she takes care of the members, since shes one of the older membersGHJKJHGHJK

wholesome

shes very cute i like her uwu

the next one is an actual animu waifu. her name is chuu

i-

and she is the full of cuteness member

yeah i can teLL. the second image scraped my stone heart

yes, she softens everyone. here’s her mv, and the other girl is yves. and chuu is more or less in love with her. lesbian icon

alexa ur doing the thing, but reverse

SHES LITERALLY STALKING YVES AND GIVING HER AN APPLE AND THE SONG IS ABOUT ROMANTIC LOVE get outta here

ALL OF THESE BANDS ARE BASICALLY FAMILIES YALL SHIPPING THEM IS INCEST

ASDFGFDSDFGHJ but yves just shot a heart at her

it's a music video smh

hey, im not saying shes gay for yves in real life, just in, like, the universe theyre building

ah, i see. the choreography is gud. and the whole music video is nice. and the song is nice too. alright, what's her color

peach

do these people only know red and blue variations. THERE ARE OTHER COLORS OUT THERE

her animal is penguin, hence her posing with a penguin plushie in that photo

awh ;;

and her fruit is strawberry. she also sang a kids show ost before she became an idol :( and the other members make her act cute sometimes in front of the camera because everyone loves her. take dis

:'c

when she does the winking thing she stops and asks "why am i doing this..." and the others are just "because its cutE"

s-STONE COLD I AM S T O N E C O L D

anyway, yes, we all love chuu

we have two members left, keep your head in the game

i'm in it to win it

the second to last member is go won

speaking of winning, apparently she already did

she is a real life doll- oh my god alex

yet another qt what is new. cute dolls. cute talented dolls e v e r y w h e r e

i remember her song just because of the way she sings "baby" there

o

*check out “One&Only” yall*

ah, i see. some nice cinematography here. she has an interesting voice

shes mostly a rapper

yeah, i can picture that. that was a pretty nice song

her color is eden green :3

n o i c e

her animal is butterfly and her fruit is pineapple

but does she like it on pizza tho >> that is the question

she's kinda cold, but shes pretty oblivious, the staff messed with her saying that "adam" is her stage name (adam translates to "small" in korean) and she actually believed them and she didnt get the joke either affdsdfg

;-; god bless

shes pretty savage tho, we have three so far

oof

she is olivia hye

and she does not appreciate olive jokes

she's pretty 0^0

she is~

wot's her personality

shes very blunt and she seems like someone that might succeed at being a famous blogger

o damn

she always speaks her mind. i haven’t really seen her play around, but that doesn’t mean i don’t find her funny sdfgfsdfg

pff the mom friend

hmm, she doesnt really take care of the others, shes the second youngest

o rlly

but she does boast about how shes the only one without a fear of heights jasdfjks

pfff alright, hmu with her song

her song is my favourite

*”Egoist” ftw*

s m o o t h. yeah, this is a nice song

ikr !!

aaand more lewd dancing the world is kind to me today

they never give it up

wot's her color and animal

her color is gray, her animal is wolf and her fruit is plum

o damn

here’s their song~

this is hype af. this song is nice too but it has odd parts

i feel like the quality of their music increased with time. the first songs are also nice but you can tell these ones are better put together

well, it makes sense

it has been two years yes asdfdsdfg

o o f

here's a predebut song. the first ever with all of them, but not their debut the intro and the chorus are the best parts ngl

that's a lot of idols fam

eh, 12 isnt that rare. BRRRRRRRRRAH

where the esketit at. that was a pretty good predebut song, all things considered. they fit a bit of everything in there

yep, here’s their debut song

this one's trippy. ah, that's why it's called "hi high" they're saying hi to me, and i'm high after watching it. UOUOUOUAAAHH

I ONLY LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH MEANINGFUL LYRICS

HLBJLNKBJLNKBKLN

do you remember any of them as your favourite or did everything already vanish

i like chuu and the last one but i think the first is still my fave

oo alright, i see. any last thoughts?

well-managed for a 12 idol group, nice choreographies (& lots of lewd dancing >>), plenty of good songs, gud stuff overall, 10/10. 11/10 for the UOUOUOUOOAAAHHH

noicE

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Pros and Con of Countries - Written by two Americans (Who both live in Minnesota)

Canadia

Pros:

Marriage equality (the gays can get married!) (SINCE 2005!!!!) (YEAH!!!!!)

Free healthcare :0

People are truly friendly

Politics are lighthearted and easily run

Higher wages

They have a town called Regina

Money has little windows that when a laser pointer is shined through it, it shows the value on the wall

They hate Justin Bieber

I’m pretty sure Justin Bieber can’t go into Canada? So that’s good (that is good)

Avril Lavigne

AVRIL LAVIGNE (yeah shes great but why is she a pro 2 times) (cuz she’s a clone) (ohyea)

Its a themepark (what) (their money projects the amount on the wall, its monopoly money, its waterproof, and its a scratch and sniff….. Its a themepark)

GingerPale

Rei & Shane (and Rei’s cats)

Canada is one of the most gay-friendly countries in the world

Change of legal sex available in all provinces and territories

under varying rules without sexual reassignment surgery

Tim Horton’s (YEEEEE, now i want tim hortons, ive heard of it never had it, and now i want it) (it’s gooooood. One day we could drive down to Brainerd and get some) (THEY HAVE TIM HORTONS IN BRAINERD????/!111/1/1?1/1?!?!?!?) (ye) (WEEEENEEEEEDDDTTOOOOOGGOOOGOGOOO!!!!11!!!1!11!!!!!, LEAVE IT TO MINNESOTA OR AS WE KNOW IT, SOUTH CANADA, TO HAVE A TIM HORTONS)

Cons:

Higher cost of living

Snow. lots of fucking snow.

Their money??? Is weird???

Consumer choice is low (especially with Netflix. The Canadian library is half the size of America’s)

Environmental impact (they’re one of the top oil producers in the world)

They spell Canadien with an “e” (its Canadian you matherfeker)

Its kinda hard to get into Canada

*Chloe voice* they are not French they just PRETEND to be for ATTENTION. (wow)

A lot of people only speak French (thats pretty much the same for any country, they speak a different language)

How do you speak French (very difficultly, lots of vowels, slightly similar to italian and spanish)

Its a themepark

It doesn’t exist (vtru)

COLD

Sweden

Pros:

It’s very clean. Like, seriously.

Most attractive people in the world

The locals are anti-social

The Gay has been legal since 1944

Right to change legal gender since 1972,

No sterilization required since 2013

Sexual orientation and gender identity/expression protections

Gays can adopt

Gay marriage legal since 2009

the first country in the world to allow transgender people to legally correct their gender

HomO, was the Swedish office of the ombudsman against discrimination on grounds of sexual orientation (i think its a funny name)

after one year of abstaining from sex, gay and bi men can donate blood

Sweden is Europe's most gay-friendly country

Cons

Very high taxes

Can’t ask for directions no one will talk to you :(

The locals are anti-social (so am i)

Germnay

Pros:

Central hub makes it easy to travel to other european countries

Good healthcare

Very active, with fairs and parties

Oktoberfest is pretty lit i guess (you guess?) (I’ve never been to Oktoberfest but my friend from Germnay - fuck you - says it’s great)

Legal drinking age is 16

Rammstein

Furries (i’m not a furry i sWEAR) (are you sure about that??) (i dOnT kNoW)

Legal to be gay  since 1968 East Germany and 1969 West Germany

Gay marriage legal since 2017

Transgender persons allowed to change legal gender without required sterilisation and surgery

Sexual orientation and gender identity protection nationwide; some protections vary by region

Full adoption rights since 2017

gay and bisexual men have been allowed to donate blood, provided they haven't had sex for twelve months

83% of Germans support same-sex marriage

Cons:

Nearly everything is closed on sunday

Legal drinking age is 16

Germans dont get sarcasm

Finland

Pros:

They, unlike the Germans LOVE sarcasm

Very clean air

walk anywhere in nature at anytime

SEALS they have a special breed of seal native to finland

Very clear northern lights

They’re modest?

Extremists

Good heavy metal music apparently

People say they’re kind

Some of the most progressive lgbt laws in the world

Transgender people allowed to change legal gender, but only after sterilization

Sexual orientation and gender identity protections

Gay marriage is legal

Legal to be gay since 1971

one of the most LGBT-friendly countries in the world and public acceptance of LGBT people and same-sex relationships is high (lots of gays!!)

Cons:

CANCELLED, THEY HAVE FAT RARE SEALS

Norway (Richie’s fave country besides Canada)

Pros:

Snow is wet so you can actually do stuff with it (unlike MINNESOTA) (you CAN do stuff with minnesota snow!) (NO YOU CAN’T IT’S POWDERY AND WEIRD) (swhy you wait for wet snow or wait till it melts slightly, cause then its warm and thereswet snow) (NO) (yEEE) >:(

Norwegian elkhounds :0

People seem friendly?

Transgender persons allowed to change legal gender

Sexual orientation, gender identity/expression, intersex status protections

Gay marriage legal since 2009, Gender-neutral marriage has been legally recognized since 1 January 2009

Married and committed same-sex couples allowed to adopt

Gay is legal since 1972

1 year deferral period was implemented, gay and bisexual men can donate blood

generally gay-friendly

Cons:

Shrugs

COLD (VERY COLD)

Russia

Pros:

Furry coats are nice

Furry hats called ushanka

Babushka means grandma but buska means bitch

Vodka

The GayTM, Decriminalised in 1917; Re-criminalised in 1933; Legal since 1993

Legal gender change since 1997

But only after what they call ‘medical procedures’ (idk what they mean by that but i suspect surgERY)

Cons:

No gays allowed

Religion is bAD

Religion is GOOD

THEY CAN’T DECIDE???

ALSO COLD (SO COLD)

Too much snow

They like to destroy things? I saw two Russian guys put a stick of dynamite in the sewer and explode the road? Why? (BAD but thins going boom is fun, but not important things)

Vladimir Putin (yee, but we have sarah palin to watch him) (o shid u right)

Government is weird? You can get killed if you say you don’t like the tsar?

If you gay and live in ‘Murica you can’t adopt from Russia (fuck russia)

Communism I guess (thought you liked communism?) (to a degree. I like the idea of it but it’s also bad? Like you can’t/don’t own anything? Your dog is not your dog it is everyone’s dog? I do not like that my dog is mINE)

No discrimination protections

No recognition of gay relationships

tends to be among the most hostile toward homosexuality

Japan

Pros:

SHIBES!!!!! AKITAS!!!! FLUFFY DOGGIES!!!

Sakura trees :0

Pretty colors

Gay is legal, it was legalized in 1880

Very strict gun laws

Never had a school shooting EVER

2015 opinion poll found that a majority of Japanese support the legalisation of same-sex marriage

sex among consenting adults, in private, regardless of sexual orientation and/or gender, is legal under Japanese law

Cons:

Killer bees (we dont like killer beeeees, NOT THEEEE BEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!) (the killer bees will kill you in a heartbeat)(bad bees…. , NONONONONONNOTJAPAN) (they only live in the forests tho. I think)(ILIKEFORESTS!!) (me too)

No nationwide recognition of same-sex relationships

No gay marriage

Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands

Pros:

All the gay is allowed

They have their own website you know it’s legit when they have their own website

Government is gay (everything there is gay) (shhhhhhhhhggSTOPITgggg)(NO)

Dingos

Cons:

Im pretty sure you cant permanently live there

It was technically at war with Australia for a while

Dingos (I want,,, to pet them,,, but they will bite me,,,)(i was gonna put them in the cons too if you didnt)

Kangaroos (vdangerous) (they scare me) (THEY SHOULD)

Greece (i like greece)

Pros:

Ruins

Anti-lgbt discrimination explicitly banned (ooo nice)

Food

Ocean!!!!!!! Ocean ocean ocean ocean ocean ocean ocean!!!!!!!!! (SaME)

Goats :0

Male homosexuality has been legal since 1951, female homosexuality has always been legal (nICE)

Hate crimes laws covering all areas incl. sexual orientation, gender identity and sex characteristics

school  sex ed classes include segments on sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, homophobia and transphobia (NICE!!!!!)

Pride has been held since 2005, and has been held in most other moderate sized cities since 2010

Trans people's can legally change their gender without having to undergo sex reassignment surgery (NICE!!!!!!)

GAY CULTURE IS VERY VIBRANT

a 1982 law that legalized civil marriage between "persons", without specifying gender, acted as a test-case for same sex marriage

Since 2005, discrimination based on sexual orientation in the workplace is prohibited.

A lot of boat traveling

Cons:

Quality of life is kind of falling apart

A lot of animals roam freely, which means LOTS of poop

Goat farmers (whats wrong with goat farmers) (they won’t let me pet their goats :( ) (really…. Thats why this is a con?) (yes. I’m a petty bich) (......) (i like goats. And i want to pet them. If you do not let me pet your goats I will be sad [and kinda mad because I want to love them])

Lots of fucking goat cheese

Too close to Italy (whats wrong with italy???) (too friendly. It’s suspicious) (OMFG SERIOUSLY???) (YOU PUT THE FACT THAT CANADA SPELLS CANADIAN WITH AN “E” IN THE CONS) (thats because it iS A CON!!!!! CANADIAN IS SPEELED WITH AN “A”) (NOT IN CANADA)

The Netherlands

Pros:

quite strict gun laws, not seen as a right, but a privilege (????) (you wanted strict gun laws, they have really strict gun laws, its a privilege to have guns, and only for hunting and target shooting, not for self defence, or for other things at all) (nice!)

Homosexuality legalized in 1811 (holy shid)(yeeee)

Gay marriage legal since 2001 (i was born in 2001, they knew i was coming) (I was born in 2000)

The first country to legalize gay marriage (I approve)

banned discrimination on sexual orientation on the grounds of employment, housing, public accommodations, and more.

Lesbians can get IFV (???)(in vitro fertilization, they implant a fertilized egg so they can carry their own child, instead of just adopting)

Transgender persons allowed to change legal gender, only after a diagnosis but without surgery or hormone therapy

. Amsterdam has frequently been named one of the most LGBT friendly cities in the world

Homomonument, was the first monument in the world to commemorate homosexuals who were persecuted and killed during World War II (this is so cool)

85% of the Dutch population supported same-sex marriage and adoption as of 2013

Cons:

Cold? I think?

Republic of Ireland

Pros:

Ireland (nice pro) (thanks)

first country to legalise same-sex marriage on a national level by popular vote

Affordable for any budget

Entitled to 20 days of leave

Yes, transgender people can change legal gender by self-declaration since 2015

Safe, with few guns

Less police

Lots of pubs

Speak English (this was a pro on a website) (IT IS A PRO I ONLY SPEAK SPANGLISH) (Spanglish) (YES SPANGLISH , DONT BE A DIC) (I can’t be what I don’t have)

Fear nothing and no one

Gay marriage legal since 2015

Low crime rate

Cons:

In a fight with Northern Ireland because they don’t want to be ruled by England but Northern Ireland does. Now Northern Ireland is a separate country.

The potato famine (I like potatos) (exactly)

Bad weather

Less police

Not much of a non-alcohol social scene

Fear nothing and no one

The Philippines

Pros:

Have to be at least 21, and pass a background check to be issued a Possession License for guns

If you’re a foreigner and you have a gun, you’re going to go to prison.

They are poised to make stricter gun laws

LGB allowed in the military

Low cost of living

GORGEOUS!!! IT’S GORGEOUS!!!

The Family Code of the Philippines says that marriage is “a special contract of permanent union between a man and a woman,” but The Constitution does not prohibit same-sex marriage

One of the most gay-friendly countries in the world

Is the most gay-friendly country in Asia

Cons:

Can’t donate blood if you gay. You will give them The GayTM. (don’t drink the tap water)

Drug problems

Healthcare problems in some areas

Tagalog is very complicated to learn

Malta

Pros:

Transgender people can change gender with or without surgery

Homosexuality legal since 1973

Gay marriage legal since 2017

ban on anti-gay discrimination in employment

sexual orientation and gender identity protections

the first country in the European Union to prohibit the use of conversion therapy

Cons:

Gay and bi men in Malta are not allowed to donate blood

Though there’s talk to change that law

Poland

Pros:

In Warsaw they have a Hatsune Miku statue

Never illegal to be gay

Transgender persons allowed to change legal gender.

one of few countries where sexually active gay and bisexual men are not legally restricted from donating blood. (give them The GayTM, drink that dam tap water)

Cons:

Apply to high schools

School is weird

Gay marriage is banned (wHAT) (I KNOW! Im sad too) (what if you’re gay married BEFORE moving to Poland) (idk are you planning to get gay married?, also … i dont remember waht i was gonna say) (no i’m just thinking about all the other gays who might move to Poland)

United Kingdom

Pros:

The Queen (YEEEE!!!)

Always legal for women to be gay; decriminalised for men in: 1967 England and Wales, 1981 Scotland, 1982 Northern Ireland

Right to change legal gender since 2005

Gay marriage since 2014, not in northern ireland

All discrimination protections since 2010; some existed since 2003 for sexual orientation and 1999 for gender identity

Tea

Crumpets

Cons:

Under the Gender Recognition Act 2004, transgender people who are married have been required to divorce or annul their marriage in order for them to be issued with a GRC. (??????? wtf????) (ikr, its kind of very mean)

The legislation of gay marriage also does not restore any of the marriages of transgender people that were forcibly annulled as a precondition for them securing a GRC

What time is it? ...ITS SEVEN BONG!! (you know they don’t actually tell time like this, right?) (IDONTCARE)

Still #salty about the Revolution (VERY)

BISCUITS (NO!!) (aka cookies in America) (FUCK BISCUITS)

conversion therapy remains legal in the UK (NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO) (IKR LIKE FUCK THAT)

Rains a lot

France

Pros:

Baguette (noice)

DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY

Legal to be gay since 1791 (no wonder Lafayette was like how he was)

Transgender people allowed to change legal gender without surgery

Sexual orientation and gender identity protections

Gay marriage legal since 2013

amendment to existing anti-discrimination legislation, making homophobic, sexist, racist, xenophobic etc. comments illegal.

gay and bisexual men in France can donate blood after 1 year of abstinence

Transsexuality declassified as an illness

Cons:

Lots of crime? (from what I’ve heard)

Denmark

Pros:

Gay is legal since 1933

Transgender persons allowed to change legal gender without a diagnosis, hormone therapy, surgery or sterilization

Sexual orientation and gender identity/expression protections

Full adoption since 2010

Gay marriage legal since 2012

Gays in military since 1978

Lesbians can get IFV

Laws against hate speech for seual orientation

Lgbt sex ed and relationships taught in schools

Cons:

Iceland

Pros:

Legal to be gay since 1940

Transgender people allowed to change gender without surgery

Gay marriage since 2010

No standing army

Sexual orientation protections

Both full joint and stepchild adoption allowed

2016, Icelandic President participated in the Reykjavik Pride Parade

the first Icelandic President to attend a gay pride parade

Cons:

No standing army

currently unable to donate blood in Iceland

Though they are wanting to remove the ban

Greenland

Pros:

The GayTM has been legal since 1933

Sexual orientation protection laws

outlawed hate speech on the basis of sexual orientation

Gay marriage and full adoption rights since 2016

Cons:

Cant donate blood

trans people cant legally change gender (fACK YA GENDA RULES)

This is all we got for now, but if anyone has any input or tidbits about these countries that wasn’t listed, that you think is important (especially if you live in said countries, send one of us a message, we’ll add it asap! (most likely me, because im on more often and as such am more likely to check my messages) Sorry for the extremely long post!

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The real start of all this bullshit (3 and 2)

Now I don’t know about you, but I think love love is the most interesting love... if that makes  any sense.

3

So for this I’m going to start at the very beginning of my lovelife, even tho at the point where I’m going to start it was almost non-existent.

So I’ll start at the beginning of a new school year, at a new school. In germany you mostly have to switch schools after the 6th grade. So this was at the very beginning of my 7th grade. About my school: you have to know that our classes are mixed from the 7th to the 10th grade. And since I started school about half a year earlier then mosts children did, I was the youngest in my class, damn I was the youngest in my whole school (it’s not a huge school or anything, but still...)! And I’ve just started making friends and getting to know the teachers, there were rumours about a boy in my class but a grade above me haveing a crush on me, Phil. And I mean at first I was like “Yeah sure it’s probably just because I spend some time with him.” But then at the first birthday party from some girl in my class a really nice other girl, which is still kind of my role model, took me aside and asked me if I knew that Phil had a cruch on me and I just said something dump like “If he does he would probably just tell me...” and yes, I really belived it... So school went on and we continued to be friends and I made some other friends for example I met a boy, Lion, also a grade above me, who I thought was really cool and we often talked, which was really nice and I had a really good time always thinking about what could happen when I would be older. Three quaters through the school year Phil asked me if I would like to go to a movie with him and I was really happy that he asked, but at that time I would have never thought of it as a date. So we saw this actually pretty cute childrens movie with that dog who is adopting a boy (now it sounds weird). And we had fun watching it, but afterwards we just talked a bit and... went home. I mean he was living really nearby so I could have just went with him to his place for a few hours, it wasn’t even late yet... but I didn’t. I went home and just thought of it as a nice day I spend with him. I mean I didn’t tought of it as anything like a date because I was twelve, I didn’t wanted to have a date and think about boys or/and girls already in this way. So I just acted like nothing happend, because for me nothing really important happend. In one of the last schoolweeks we had our class trip and I realised that I’ve been on a date with him, mostly because of older friends and my big sister, and I thought maybe something could happen now between me and Phil. And we hat those typical game nights at the class trip. When we played “Werewolf” outside and Phil and me lay side by side, when we played truth or dare we had to lie in each others arms and he kissed me on my forehead, but other then that nothing happend. In the next autum I was invited to his birthday party (I also was in the year before but nothing impotant happend there so I left it out) and we saw a parody of “The Hunger Games” which I didn’t really like, but he liked it so I said I did too. Of course almost everybody got piked up by their parents, but because the movie was somehow shorter then expected the parents weren’t there when the movie was over. So everybody called their parents to tell them that the movie was already over. And so we stood outside the movie waiting for our parents to get us and slowly got fewer. Phil stayed till every single one was gone and then went home by him self (cus his place was just a short walk away, remember? Not cus his parents were dicks). I some how was the last one to get picked up and when I looked out of the window to look at him he kneeled there with his arms up like he would be singing or making a proposal or something like that, it was of course in a joking way but I didn’t only laugh because it was funny but also because it was cute. And about a week later I wrote him a text. And he wrote back. And we texted all night long, untill I fell asleep. And then the next morning. This went on to and over the christmas holidays and a few weeks after that. Until I asked him if he could imagine being my boyfriend. He said that he would only have a relationship if he was in the 10th grade, which he would be in half a year. And so I said ok, we’ll see then. I didn’t know he was writing with Cat, one on my best friends, too and she asked him almost the same thing a few days before me. His response was the same to her as it was to me. I kept writing with him, but it went from every 10 minutes to once an hour to once a week to only about school stuff. The rest of the year went pretty normal, exept for the class trip once again. And of course we played truth or dare, where I got my first kiss (not a real kiss tho, more like a “pressing lips on lips without doing anything”-kiss). Actually my first kiss was with one of my best friends, Destiny, and the second one whith the gay guy and only the third one whith Phil, but for me this was the only one that counted. I was so happy because of it and on one day I got to wear his pullover because he left it in our room and it was a really good time. But when I was in summer vacations a best friend of mine wrote me. Frini. She texted with Phil and he said that on that class trip he hoped that he would get to kiss her. And some time after the school started again they became boyfriend and girlfriend, whithout telling anyone. Which they definitely should have done. But I didn’t tell anyone about the other things either so why should they?

2

That best friend of mine, Frini, she was just half a year in my class when this happend. She came to my school from a more demanding school where she didn’t like it anymore. She was cute, good in french and after a really short time she was in the cirkel of my best friends, my girl gang. I pretty much started this group together with Destiny. A quater year into the 7th grade the first girl came to us: Rose. She was at first shy and cute but when we got to know her she got weird and cute and thereby fitted perfectly. We had lots and lots of fun for about half a year. Then we heard that another girl would come to our class, but that she would be one grade above us. So we were exited, but we thought that she wouldn’t fit in our group. Well we were proven wrong. About as wrong as the awnser “Russia” to the question what the capitol of Europe is. Cat was and still is a wonderfull person and we had even more fun together. At the start of my 8th grade a new row of 7th graders came into our class. One of them was Juno, when we first heard the name we weren’t sure if it was a boy or a girl, and she was lively and funny and brought even more light into our group. Don’t get me wrong it wasn’t all fun. We got angry with each other and had fights and everything but I mostly remember the good, funny and sunny times. So my 8th grade started with another best friend and she brought others in our class to us again . Rob, the gay guy with incredibly soft cheeks and Stephan his best friend with his games and tv shows. And a few weeks maybe before Chistmas Frini came. With this the circel is closed. And no one in the world could have stoped us six. At the end of the school year we had a few fights more alongside with a few more experiences. We didn’t break up, no. But we met in smaller groups. Maybe Rose, Cat and me or Rose, Cat and Frini or Rose, Frini and me, like on the Halloween we celebrated at Frini’s house.

And on this point I will continue another time.

Please don’t mind my typos, I’m not perfect.

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202 Things ABOUT ME

Quiz here; http://autumnflick.deviantart.com/art/2-202-things-about-yourself-15472843

Your real name: Piper (false) Age: Twelve - Eighteen Height: 5′2″ Natural hair colour: Dark brown Eye colour: Blue with central heterochromia (yellow) Skin color: So white could be Snow White Glasses/contacts?: Glasses, blind AF without them Piercings: I had my ears pierced once, until there was a blood clot in my ear. Tattoos: Not yet, I plan on getting a few Braces: Yes. T-T - bottom and top, they’ve really improved my face, tho. Mannerisms: According to my mom, I mumble. I have a deepish voice? It sounds different in my head. Other distinctive markings: Two birthmarks, a mole on my left temple (hidden by hair, thank gosh), and various scars on my arms and legs FAVOURITE Colour: Red or purple, I can never decide. Band: Who has just one favorite band??? Hidden Citizens or Skillet Video game: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, yo! Movie: Assassin’s Creed OR Captain America; the Winter Soldier OR Star Wars; The Force Awakens! Book: The Bible Food: ... Cheezits, apples, pretzels or... chocolate Game on a cell phone: Pocket Frogs CD: N/A Flower: NIGHTSHADE Scent: Man cologne. Animal: Arabian horse... or... wolf Comic book: N/A Cereal: Chex Website: dA Cartoon: Rick and Morty DO YOU Play an instrument?: I can play a couple of notes on the ukulele Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Probably Like to sing?: Love to sing Have a job?: Sorta? Have a cell phone?: No, don’t need or want one Like to play sports?: Ehhh, no Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: NO [forever crying] Have a crush on someone?: Yes, but he’s fictional and would kill me Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: No. Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: NO Have any special talents/skills?: Probs, not, I’m a lameo. However, I can sign language Exercise daily?: I jiggle my foot a lot. Like school?: Hate it, yo. CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?: NO Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes? Is this even important? Speak any other languages?: I am almost fluent in SIGN LANGUAGE, know a bit of spanish, german and french Go a day without food?: Probably not, I’m fat AF Remember your dreams: ALL THE TIME Read music, not just tabs?: Errr, no Roll your tongue?: Yeppers Eat a whole pizza?: Probably. HAVE YOU EVER Won something in the lottery?: No [so sad] Snuck out of the house?: No Lied to get out of trouble?: YEs [oops] Had a computer crash?: YES, who hasn’t? Gotten lost in your city?: Err, no, I am great with directions Seen a shooting star?: NO [so alone] Been to any other countries?: NO [so stuck], however, I hope to go to England next year Had a serious surgery?: Tonsils? Stolen something important to someone else?: NO [I’m so nice] Solved a rubiks cube?: Nah Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes, I am a lazy mofo Cried over a girl?: Yes, my best friend. Cried over a boy?: All the boys who reject me Kissed a random stranger?: Heh, no, I could get hepatitis c Hugged a random stranger?: NO Been in a fist fight?: Not yet, I’m waiting for it to happen Been arrested?: No Done drugs?: NO Had alcohol?: YEAH BOI Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yeppers Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: It sounds fun, but also tiresome, so, no. Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Nah, I bet it’s gross Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: NO Swore at your parents?: Kinda... Kicked a guy where it hurts?: I want to. Been to a casino?: Yep. Ran over an animal and killed it?: Yes [poor sweet creature] Broken a bone?: NO, I’m careful Gotten stitches?: No... I don’t believe so

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Hell nah. Made homemade muffins?: NO Bitten someone?: YES Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: NEVER GOING THERE Burped in someone’s face?: OF COURSE WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth: A couple days ago, I know, I’m horrible. Cried: Five days ago, I believed, I was rejected Went to the bathroom: Not too long ago Saw a movie in a theatre: Errr, when I saw beauty and the Beast, a week or two after it came out Read a book: Lol, in a very long time Had a snow day: Wot? You have those? Had a party: NEVER Went to a doctor: When I had bronchitis... like, a month or so ago. Tripped in front of someone: Can’t recall Went to the grocery store: A week ago. Got sick: A few months ago, yo Got cursed: IDK Called someone: I don’t, people call me. DO YOU PREFER Fruit/vegetables: Fruit Black/white: White Lights on/lights off: With what?? Lights on? TV/movie: TV Body spray/lotion: Lotion Cash/cheque: Cash Pillows/blankets: Oi... blankets Headache/stomach ache: Headache Paint/charcoal: Paint Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican Food Summer/winter: Summer Snow/rain: Rain Fog/misty: Misty Rock/rap: Rock Meat/vegetarian: MEAT ALL THE WAY Chocolate/vanilla: Either or Sprinkles/icing: Icing Cake/pie: Cake Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming pool Cookies/muffins: COOKIES, I am the cookie monster Wallet/pocket: Wallet Window/door: Errr... WINDOW Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: WHO? Pink/purple: Purple Cat/dog: Dog, of course. Tho I would be a cat if I was an animal Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeve boi. Pants/shorts: SHORTS Winter break/spring break: WINTER Spring/autumn: AUTUMN Clouds/clear sky: CLOUDS Moon/mars: Moon Questions/Answers: Questions, so I can answer them War/Peace: WAR BITCH (lol, no) LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP Do you believe in love?: Duh?? Love is a choice? What's the most important kind of love for you?: Huh... puppy love, lol. No, the kind of love you have for your best friend Have you ever been in love?: Not really. Been close to love?: Yes If you have, with who?: My crush, Sam Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yep. AFTER he pointed it out Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Yes? Are you in a relationship?: NO If so, for how long?: NO Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Of course, but it might not always be romantic love What is your idea of the best date?: Ugh, going to dinner at a fancy place and then going to the beach at night where we sing together and dance with one another in the waves What was your first kiss like?: It was a dare and I was like.. eight or something. Very bland How old were you when you got your first kiss?: Six through eight (mind you, I was dared to kiss my neighbor boy, Dylan.) Do you think love is worth nothing?: Wait, what? Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: Ugh... I dunno If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: NO. [sad, cry] Have you ever been dumped?: Yeah, sorta Have you ever dumped someone?: NO, I’m too wimpy. I... Am: Fat Want: to be skinny Need: to find a mate Love: writing? Evil dudes. MUSIC Hate: politics and people Feel: dull Did: eat? Miss: Sam Am annoyed by: Humans, people, barking Would rather: die Am tired of: humans Will always: love music MISCELLANEOUS What is your favourite genre of music?: Who has just one favorite? What time is it now?: 9:02 AM as I typed this How much money do you have right now?: IDK, sixty dollas Are you hungry right now?: Yes, but I don’t need to eat What are you doing right now?: Writing this/finishing up a character Do you like parades?: NO, too man humans Do you like the moon?: Yes What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Finish my character If you could have any magical power what would it be?: The gift of flight. Or to control my own mind. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE Funny?: I do Cool?: No Pretty?: NO Sarcastic?: Yes, everyone knows this Lazy?: Yep Hyper?: NO Friendly?: Ehh, sorta Evil?: Of course Unforgettable?: NO Smart?: NO Strong?: NO Talented?: NO Dorky?: YeAh BOI WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD High: low Lonely: alone Pen: pencil Flower: petal Window: door Psycho: me Brain freeze: wot Strange: Doctor Sassy: Lauren Suffering: dogs Art: mine WOULD YOU EVER Sky dive?: MAYBE Run away?: I debated it, but probably not Curse at a teacher?: NO [I’m very nice and evil] Not take a shower for a week?: GROSSS NO Ask someone out?: Hell no Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Yeah Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: I think I would Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yeah! Sounds like fun, so long as I am not alone. Go scuba diving?: Ehhh... I dunno Write a book?: I already have, and it sucks. Assemble a computer?: No, not smart enough for that. Become a rock star?: Hell no [horrible stage fright] Have a long-distance relationship?: Yes Marry someone you don't know?: To save the world, yeah LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH... What kind of computer do you have?: acer... What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): IDK Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Family only How many posters do you have in your room?: zoro Who else should take this quiz?: Anyone who wants