#the good place quotes

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Wylan: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Jesper, crying: It’s not a joke I’m a legit snack

[belovasarcher]

Natasha: Have you.. have you slept together?

Yelena: Only after we have sex

Kate: *facepalms*

[pinkestpeony]

Cardan: In the words of my mortal friends: ya basic.

Locke:

Cardan: It's a mortal insult, it's devastating. You're devastated right now.

[kermit-the-hag]

Eddie: I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground…

Steve: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Eleanor x Chidi post appreciation

[b-lessings]

Chidi Anagonye: "Here's the thing about me: you know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time. Just this constant grinding about things I'm afraid of, or things that I want, or want to want, or want to want to want..."

[mercs4art]

Avery in that first mini comic has these exact vibes

[outpouringstorm]

i am returning my damn essence to the damn fabric of the damn universe

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Jason: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[earlier]

Comm. Gordon: Commissioner Gordon speaking.

Jason: Is your refrigerator running?

[causeimanartist]

Clark: that's it, I'm calling the League's therapist

Bruce: they can't handle me

[crushing-on-nico-di-angelo]

love is what defines us

cosmos, carl sagan // humanity as told by uquiz free text answers, @judas-redeemed // @cheruib // the good place, gif by @trueloveistreacherous // rien ne va plus, margarita karapanou (tr. by karen emmerich) // everything everywhere all at once, gif by @rosalie-starfall // les misérables, victor hugo // unknown

[pinkestpeony]

Cardan: My first rule would be that no one could veto my rules.

Jude: That's called tyranny and it's generally frowned upon.

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[sicknessinmotion]

HUMANITY WILL HURT YOU & LOVE YOU & CRY WITH YOU; ON THE WORLD LOVING YOU

the good place // unknown author // sally rooney // judas h. (@judas-redeemed) // coldplay // unknown

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you, okay?!?

Y/N: The words are nice, but the tone is scary.