#the hat fic

[notorious-fanfic-bracket]

The Hat Fic

The Hat Fic (Dan and Phil) - graphic shock fic involving an unfortunate fate for a hamster, blood and cum drinking, and a hat.

The Skin Fic

The Skin Fic (Dan and Phil) Phil gets a sunburn so Dan peels off his blistered skin and eats it. Known and mentioned by Dan and Phil themselves.

[milomilesmib]

Call me uncultured but I didn't know Phil and Dan were actual people. I only knew them from the Phan fics (namely the hat fic) (DO NOT READ THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES I DON'T CARE HOW STRONG YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THOSE FICS) and now knowing that they're actual people I'm like. What. Who the hell wrote a fanfic THAT vile about REAL people. Do Phil and Dan know? Or are they oblivious? I really hope they're oblivious because if someone wrote something like that about ME I would simply die.

[phan-meme-trash]

I’m not on TikTok but apparently ppl are talking about the hat fic to the point where people who aren’t even aware of Dan and Phil are reading it.

WHY

I forgot that fic existed and now not only did TikTok bring that cursed fic to the forefront of my brain but poor non phandom civilians are suffering too?

Let me just say to anyone who hasn’t read a cursed crack fic from any fandom, do yourself a favor and stay away. They’re intentionally disturbing and contain sexual violence and gore and so much horrific twisted potentially triggering content.

I wish I could go back in time and unread these fics but I can’t. So I will do my best to stop others from reading them now. If you can’t stop yourself bc the curiosity is killing you i recommend you look the titles up on urban dictionary to get a summary. Don’t read the actual thing. Please, I beg you.

[allhandsondeck1]

Saw a tik tok and now im going to read "the hat fic" from a fandom i've never even seen a glimpse of.

[black-cat-at-the-vampire-mansion]

Could tumblr maybe like not? We are already out here suffering

[phanfictioncatalogue]

The Hat Fic - Origins

Someone sent an anon about the hat fic and was curious about the origins of it, and I was curious so I've gone down the rabbit hole to try and find the origins of it. 

We all know that this.. infamous fic has been posted across almost all platforms, but where did it come from? With a bit of detective work, I have found the origin of the hat fic. Or what I believe to be the origins of the hat fic. 

It was originally posted to DevianArt on November 21st, 2012. I personally believe at least, this was the oldest post I could find on the internet. So, this fic just a bit over 10 years old. On DeviantArt you can no longer access the fic, I assume it was deleted. I had to use the Wayback Machine to get this information. What I can see however, are a few of the comments on the original post, the date it was submitted and the views. It won’t however let me read the actual fic, as it had a “Mature Content Filter” on and you had to be logged in to see the actual contents of the fic. On January 30th, 2013 it was sitting at 13,683 views. However it was cross posted by a different individual two days later, November 23, 2012, onto Tumblr, where the post currently has over 3k notes. This post is still up and available to be looked at. The person who originally posted this to Tumblr said she got it from DevianArt. But, I currently cannot find if she posted what account she found it on. The person who cross posted it from DevianArt seemed to have gotten hate for doing so, as I saw some posts where they mentioned that they did not mean to cause issues, as people thought that they stole this fic. 

I believe I have also found the origins to possibly 7 other infamous “The __ Fic”, if anyone is interested. 

But, the question of “Where did the hat fic come from?” can officially be laid to rest. TLDR; The Hat Fic was originally posted on November 21, 2012 to Deviant. 

- Alex

[onewigglyworm]

I read the hat fic

[the-herdier]

and every 100 years, we buy a hamster

[xxalexislost19xx]

Chronological list of things done to that poor hamster.

Drowned in cum

Dismembered

Drank in this fun little hamster-cum soup

Shoved down throat

Barfed back up

Licked off of a body in the leftover hamster-cum soup

Shoved up an ass

Eaten entirely

@cathair-inmy-quesadilla

[untrustworthy-pigeons]

why do we call it “the hat fic” and not “the hamster fic” i feel like the hamster is the way more specific and memorable part

[born-to-seek-and-destroy]

Hehehehehehehehehe

(I got a friend on discord to send me the link finally gonna see what it's about)

[fangomango]

Shout out to the little girl who complemented me at best buy

I was putting the hat fic on a phone please don't look up to me

[amarilo]

I'm going to read the infamous "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙩 𝙁𝙞𝙘"

I will update when I'm finished! :D

Update: I read it, it was interesting, I suppose? And it have others fics like the milk fic and the kitten fic? Sorry, I don't have much to say, all I can do is looking at my screen thinking of what I just read.

[fishyboyo]

People on tiktok have only just discovered The Hat Fic, The milk Fic, The Skin Fic and The Chair Fic i’m pretty sure the people that don’t know aren’t tumblr kids

[corvidcovid]

Hey guys! Guess what you should never do under any circumstances? Read the hat fic.

[popfishjr]

I... I just read the Hat Fic

My neighbors could hear my screams of agony from ten floors away