#the high kings of hell

[batgirlcopia]

[thejudeduarte]

Jude would definitely be the type of person to watch action movies and talk about how unrealistic all the fighting is

[allastoredeer]

About the whole "Alastor is always top because his ego wouldn't let him be a bottom" aside from the fact that Luci has even bigger ego... but to have the King of Hell being all horny because of you and doing all in his power to make you feel good while you just lying there and do nothing?

I'm projecting but I personally would have the biggest ego boost ever lol

YOU'RE NOT WRONG ANON.

YOU'RE NOT WRONG.

If we're basing Alastor's willingness to bottom on ego, well then, looks like he just became a bottom boy.

LOL but seriously??? Lucifer, the King of Hell??? Doing everything in his power to please Alastor??? To make him feel good???? To pleasure him??? Willing to do whatever Alastor wants??? Without Alastor having to do much in return???

Tell me that wouldn't be the biggest fucking ego boost for him, I dare you. I dare you.

You know, even if Alastor isn't all that into sex in this scenario, I can see him having sex with Lucifer just for the high of seeing him in that state, all horny and breathless and doing whatever he can to please Alastor. Especially if this Lucifer loves pleasuring and doting on his partners in bed, which he always does in my brain, so he's all the more willing to do what Alastor wants.

Alastor's ego has reached astonishing new heights.

[msrosez]

Cardan Greebriar, the unfortunately taken and unfortunately fictional man, you are

[mysticwastelandkitten]

Yesterday I was ranting about Varric not being romancable and staying with Bianca for so long only for my sister to say:

"People should leave him be. I think he should stay with Bianca"

I was scandalized until I found out she never realized Bianca was a person since she never played DAI. She really thought this mf was dating his crossbow 😭

"Oh y'know DA2 was really chaotic and gay so it didn't really seem out of place at the time"

[m1d-45]

Okay last little idea and I'll leave you be for a bit

Xiao actually responding to the names the creator gives him. Little Friend, Pretty Bird, ect. No matter how far away you are, if you call those names, he has to stop himself from turning into a bird and flying away at that very moment. Those pet names are as much his name as any other he's kept.

-sibling anon

me when xiao

in his time with you in his adeptal form, xiao has never told you his name.

and yet, he still hears you.

if he’s in the area and the wind brings him the softest call of “you here, little friend?” he morphs in an instant, instinct taking over as he flies to your summons. he ducks through the trees, landing gracefully in your outstretched hand, meeting your wide smile with a chirp.

“there you are,” you mumble, and he ruffles his wings in an approximation of standing straighter. he is here. for you.

he’s commonly perched on your index finger, or your thumb if he’s eating from your palm. you only feed him simple almonds, yet it tastes of a delightful meal, energy coursing through his body. he’s careful not to nick your skin in his eagerness, but nobody could blame his enthusiasm if they knew what he felt.

by sitting in your hand, he is rested. by staying at your side, he is healed. he still upkeeps his duties, ever vigilant, but he’s quicker now, spurred on by something—someone—to return to. his place is at your side, and he hates keeping you waiting.

even when he has to.

xiao crossed his arms over his chest, staring off at liyue’s plains while he waited for the traveller to finish talking with… whoever. he honestly wasn’t paying attention. all he was there for was the lost adeptal artifact that the commissioner had promised he had, and then he would be on his way.

the man said something with a tilt to his tone. the traveller laughed. xiao grit his teeth.

“friend? little buddy? where are you?”

the call pulled at his soul as every other name he held, and he itched to answer.

paimon made a comment, an ooh! tossed somewhere in the middle, and xiao snapped.

“can we wrap it up? this is not a proper use of an adeptus’ time.”

the man swiftly apologized, handing over the totem, and xiao all but snatched it from his hand. a ‘farewell’ may or may not have slipped from him in time for the traveller to hear, he wasn’t sure. all he knew was that one moment he was dropping the totem off at his room at the inn, and the next he was leaping off the balcony, shifting mid-air to fly towards you.

he let out a loud cry when he spotted you, tucking in his wings to dive. you saw him and held out your hand, a motion so familiar that the actions to land were muscle memory.

he flared his wings, slowing his fall, flapping once, twice, before settling on your index finger. your thumb reached up, as it always did, and he leaned into it, repressing a coo at the feeling of it smoothing over his back.

“there you are, my pretty bird. where were you?”

a shiver rolls down his small body at your words, and he hides behind your thumb. you had many names for him—little friend, blue bird, simply blue—but pretty bird?

your pretty bird?

he’s hot in a way he can’t identify, a melting mix of emotions filling his chest. pride, admiration, adoration, even, all blurring into a messy film that covered his mind.

you turned towards your camp, keeping the hand with him perched close to you. “doesn’t matter. you’re here now, pretty bird. i missed you, you know.”

and you missed him?

xiao’s known for a while that the one on the throne wasn’t truly his god, but now he’s wondering if you were. the swell of confusing feelings was proof enough; were you anybody else, mortal or immortal, god or adepti, he’d have surely struck you down for your behavior long ago. cooing over him as if he were a mere household pet, feeding him scraps of crushed fruit, calling him such names as ‘pretty bird’- he’d have morphed back the second he was strong enough, held his blade to your throat and called you insolent and ungrateful. he’d leave you with a scar, and yet here he was, apologizing for the one he did leave in any way he could.

you carefully poured some almonds pieces in your palm, and he shifted to your thumb as you sat. were you anybody else, you would be dead. but your eyes are still open, carefully watching him, and your heart still beats blood. he can feel your pulse through his claws, sometimes, and often finds his own slowing down to match it.

you had an adeptus eating from the palm of your hand, and yet you were none the wiser. you simply propped your head in your free hand, a gentle smile on your face.

“my pretty bird,” you said quietly, and xiao’s eyes closed of their own volition.

yours.

[deconstructthesoup]

If I had a nickel for every time I was obsessed with a piece of media that featured a classy little detective boy with less-than-optimal people skills who was previously bullied by a closeted gay guy, is an academic workaholic who presents himself as very lawful but is absolutely a badass in his own right, is severely queer and has a lot of angst and character growth about it, has his internalized anxieties about being queer manifest in a freaky doll monster who haunts his nightmares even after he's escaped from it, has been to Hell and had a really good bonding experience with his chaotic bisexual punk friend whilst in Hell, and has a weirdly attractive and morally corrupt cat person as their primary character arc antagonist and instigator, I would have two nickles

Which isn't a lot

BUT IT'S VERY FUCKING WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE!

[evilishei]

Look at these two chugging alcohol like there’s no tomorrow.

[raayllum]

it's funny because in our two examples of "what does a high mage do" we see Viren be involved in basically every decision that Harrow makes as an advisor, even ones that wouldn't necessarily warrant it immediately, versus Callum, who *checks canon* isn't substantially involved in any decision Ezran makes as king in any given season

[hanakihan]

… no wonder JP twitter went apeshit IM CURRENTLY LOSING IT HOLY FUCK??? HE’S SO??? CRYING??? YELLING??? PRAYING TO HIM LIKE HE’S THE GOD OF MY NEW RELIGION RN??? HE’S SO 5★ WORTHY HERE GOD???

[higheldertala]

how am i suppose to move on from dhawan!master when sacha himself is encouraging my delusions (x)

[chronicowboy]

sir i love you but can someone please get him down from that ledge? he shouldn't be up there after writing let the ground find it's brutal way to me

[corpiote]

who did you get on the test in the beginning of whb?

I got satan🤌

[vampire-superstar]

Looking through official obey me lore in crazy because what do you mean Diavolo is a VDevilTuber and is livestreaming his inaugural ceremony 😭😭 WHO TOLD HIM THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

[dattebabunn]

I am so tired of Tom Taylor telling and not showing and it is the most egregious it's been this last issue.

To me there is only one thing worse than a comic being boring and that is a comic that is boring when it could have been great.

[stromer]

so-called "Free Thinkers" when cole caufield posts on instagram