I wanted to imagine what TFBW would look like if each of the kids actually had powers.
You know I had to start with Kyle redesign because they did him so dirty in game.
I have a few ideas for other supers, but here’s more about Kyle!
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Stan and Kyle are super close in this universe due to Kyle crash landing on his farm and giving Stan powers (accidentally). Stan’s newfound abilities allow him to understand Kyle, so he takes it upon himself to help the alien adapt to human life. He even gave Kyle his superhero name, originally confusing him for a kite in the sky due to his wing shape.
Stan takes time to tutor Kyle on English and communicate with him in his native tongue. If anyone overhears and asks Kyle what language he’s speaking, he’ll respond with “it’s Hebrew probably”
Powers:
Air manipulation- Being a creature of flight, Kyle is used to maneuvering and shifting through air currents so he can glide safely. On earth, due to its much calmer atmosphere, Kyle is able to sense the flow of air and manipulate it to his liking.
Shield- condensed air currents that flow so rapidly they can weaken attacks
Kite soar- soar high into the night at breakneck speed due to his light weight and experience
Transportation- glide with heavy objects or people within reason
Alien biology- with his unique bone structure and organs, Kyle has many adaptations humans could only dream of. His bones are slightly hollow allowing him to weigh much less than he appears. This gives him better flight on earth and a range of motion. He also has a modified salivary gland, producing multiple acids
Parkour- extreme levels of agility, when excited he moves around almost like a monkey
“Laser” eyes- no, not actual lasers— but the shock of seeing glowing eyes briefly stuns enemies
Acid spit- gross— but it does what it says it will and harms enemies over time
EDIT:
Here’s my first alien redesign! It’s not bad but I definitely prefer the new one, especially when it comes to wing design.
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Good easily fades away
Naïve young beau, I will swallow you whole
Because I'm the villain
I go for the throat and slit
Didn't notice what a wicked little devil I could be
Ever since I first heard this song I knew it was perfect Chaos / Mysterion fodder. I’m not really interested in superhero franchises but I absolutely LOVE TFBW and the whole professor chaos arc of sweet Butters opting to be the villain character all the time you know what he honestly deserves a little revenge.
But then it’s bad home v bad home Kenny becoming the protector of the town and city and rivalling Chaos despite being the only kid Butter’s actually likes in school and the whole dynamic is just * chefs kiss * and woefully underused even in the actual TFBW game
Butters, Kenny, Cartman, Wendy, Kyle & Stan (c) South Park
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Relationship: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, The Human Kite/Toolshed
Series: South Park, South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Rating: E
He feels the secondhand embarrassment rush through him because Toolshed's such a fucking idiot, knows that he'll be internally cringing too even as he says it so sensually, and Kite hates that such a corny line still causes his pulse to flutter.
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Prologue
Panting heavily, a blond man stumbles his way through a darkened building.
He knows that the shadowed figures following him are after one thing, and one thing alone. He must not let them have it.
Months of planning, months of tinkering and rewiring... months of doing horrible, despicable things that he would've never thought to do on his own.
She would never forgive him if he lost it.
The thud of someone landing behind him makes him flinch. He forces himself to run faster before the others can join them on the ground floor.
Another sound, softer this time, followed by the fwip! of fabric rustling.
He turns the corner, feet slipping against the pavement. The hair at the back of his neck pricks up moments before he dodges, a beam of acidic green turning the ground where he’d just been to charcoal.
Unable to scramble to his feet fast enough, the three heroes back him into a dead end. Kite’s eyes glow in the dark as Mysterion steps forward, hand outstretched. “End of the line, Chaos. Give it up.”
Chaos clutches the device closer to his chest. A nervous laugh bubbles from his mouth. “A-aw gee... Can’t we talk about this, fellas?”
“Tell us what the hell you’re planning to do with that thing, and we might consider letting you get out of this...” Kite considers for a moment “...relatively unscathed.”
“This? This is, uh...” Quietly, Chaos fumbles with the controls. “A space-time device?”
“Oh yes, very timey-wimey.” Toolshed takes aim with one of his weapons, blowing a bubble-gum bubble. “Just answer the question before Kite lasers you, dude.”
Chaos doesn’t answer, hearing a soft click from the contraption. Ideally, he wouldn’t be backed into a corner when he did this, but it would have to do. “Well, I don’t think you guys would really get it.” He could deal with the consequences later.
A portal blasts open on the wall behind him, lighting the area in electric blue and sending the heroes stumbling back.
Chaos gapes at the portal. For whatever reason, he hadn’t really expected that to work. Shaking himself out of it, he turns back to grin victoriously. “B-Better luck next time, heroes!” In a movement that he thinks looks sick as hell, he lets himself fall backwards into the light.
Too late, though-- Mysterion had latched onto the fabric of his cape, falling through after him. Kite and Toolshed follow suit without delay as the portal begins to close. Kite claws for purchase where the portal meets cement flooring, then catches Toolshed by the harness on his back. Toolshed uses a grappling hook to grab Mysterion, jerking him away from Professor Chaos --Shit!-- and taking Chaos's cape with him.
Mysterion watches him disappear, a rushing beginning to sound in his ears.
"Fuck! I can't--" Kite cries out.
Mysterion jerks his gaze up.
Above him, the portal closes completely, and the three heroes are engulfed in white.
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