#the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma

[sleipliir]

Here’s a scrunkly before I collapse from exhaustion

[lesserafimz]

TWINKLING WATERMELON (2023) | Ep. 10 "If you push a wall, it becomes a bridge. If you fall somewhere, there will be a hidden treasure. That's what my grandma always says."

[charseraph]

[rhinestone-ants]

Did a little warm up doodle of zoot

[atiny-piratequeen]

What’s a good way to get on Wooyoung’s good side if you’re a human? I know he thinks humans are boring but I was just curious if there was even a chance lol

He'll know if you're trying too hard. He hates that most of all. Honestly he picks and chooses who he gives the time of day so there's no one formula.

Just uh. Dont fuck up and fuck with his seven and at least you can avoid an insta kill

[saw-tistic]

saw vi is like edging for ppl with competence kinks because hoffman will pull off some of the hottest, most mouth-watering and brutal quick thinking i've ever seen in my life and then, just to shake it up, just to keep me humble, he'll make some utterly incomprehensible decision like using strahm's fingerprints to cover his tracks again, despite the fact it clearly didn't work the first time. and he does it in a room he was gonna set fire to anyway. the money i would pay for a single glimpse into his mind

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

stan: don’t worry, i’ll take care of it

ford: no, no, don’t- you really shouldn’t go down there

stan: what? why?

ford: i…i put a snake in the basement. and then another one. and then another one. there’s likely generations of snakes that have been in out of that basement, all because of me

stan: wh…

ford: …

stan: …what?! why, ford?! why did you put snakes in the basement??

[mismess]

He did try to get rid of him but truth be told William doesn't even dislike Napkin, he might even say he kinda likes him the kids funny. Man simply refused to commit to taking care of another living being again. There's better ways to go about that tho

[urlbecca]

sometimes i listen to a youtuber and can't help but think "damn, you would do well on gone wild audio"

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *  some of my favorite quotes from the show, adjust as necessary

his chops are too righteous!

it’s evil. it’s diabolical. it’s lemon scented!

lord knows i’ve tried.

two words. na. chos.

yeah, i get called that a lot.

it's just a cruel reminder that i'm single and likely to remain that way forever.

what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.

stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy.

don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

i used to have a kidney stone. everything passes eventually.

you can't fool me. i listen to public radio!

stop it, [name], you're scaring him!

do instruments of torture count?

give to the children's fund? what have the children ever done for me?

this is not your average, everyday darkness. this is... advanced darkness.

what's better than serving up smiles?

i guess i'm not wearing any pants today.

did you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells… smelly.

wake me up when i care.

look at all the hip, young people eating salads!

he was so ugly that everyone died.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!

well, the way i see it, there are three possibilites.

hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.

that’s it mister! you just lost your brain privileges!

good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

well, we lost our car again.

pull your pants up. we’re going home.

you were right. fighting is for children.

i’m a good noodle!

remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

your ceiling is talking to me!

we don’t need television.

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for twenty minutes.

hey, if i close my eyes, it doesn’t seem so dark.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

those are some big words. i’ve never heard you use them before.

my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.

we destroyed your most prized possession.

we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

let’s see, a five letter word for happiness. money.

can i have everybody’s attention?

i have to use the bathroom.

do you know what day today is?

could you not stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic.

i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

are they laughing at us?

if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

he needs us now more than ever.

what is today, but yesterday’s tomorrow?

ice is just a myth.

this working out thing isn’t working out.

i can’t see my forehead.

i have a good idea, and no one else thinks so.

look at you, so young and happy.

i prefer to be an idiot!

sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?

don’t be sad, buddy. turn that frown upside down!

i’m ugly and i’m proud!

good! say it louder!

i can’t do it! i can’t be away from my best friend!

i need you! i can’t handle this myself!

i’m just going on vacation for a few days.

i was kinda hoping that you come along with us…

enjoy the cake everybody!

now we never have to be apart, even when we’re not together.

this is great. see you forever!

i have to keep you safe while i get some work done!

maybe he doesn’t like us.

no, are you kidding?

i propose a toast to new friends!

i guess i’ll have to move in back with my mom and dad.

he’s a thief. look at the lust in his eye…

why can’t you just accept our friendship?

[missesmckinnon]

James: *strolling*

James: *sees an unattended bucket of glitter*

James:

James: *dunks his head in the glitter*

Regulus, who witnessed it: Why.

James: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[calamitycons]

There was this poll where IDW Silver was put up against his car from Team Sonic Racing, but even though it would have been super funny, the car did not win. This comic is my dumbass stream of consciousness reaction to it in order to practice manga style screentones because one of my own polls told me to use that style for a DIFFERENT poll-related shitpost I was planning to make.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma, I tell you.

[oiblackestsheep]

MBTI Types as Spongebob quotes that live rent free in my head

INTP: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - Spongebob

INFP: "I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today." - Squidward

INTJ: "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy

INFJ: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... *milk spills* " - Patrick

ENTP: "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. " - Spongebob

ENFP: "I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water, and now I'm better." - Patrick

ENTJ: "Well, it wouldn't be the first time you ruined everything." - Squidward

ENFJ: "If I were to die in a firey explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... then it would just be alright." - Spongebob

ISTP: "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" - Spongebob

ESTP: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!" - random fish

ISFP: "Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions." - Spongebob

ESFP: "See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral.'" - Pearl

ISTJ: "I order the food. You cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die." - Squidward

ESTJ: "My diet Dr. Kelp? How am I supposed to eat this without my drink?!" - random fish

ISFJ: "I'm so loyal, I don't mind sleeping out on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent." - Spongebob

ESFJ: "Good people don't rip other people's arms off." - Spongebob

[alsofortheb0ys]

The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma

[ace-trainguys]

Old Art October. Heroes/Villains au doodles for my fic Where do we go from here? I put them at the ends of the chapters but I never posted them on tumblr.

And a bonus gag idea I had while writing the fic:

Transcripts under the cut

First image:

Ingo: I've developed working relationships with my neighbors

Melli: You mean FRIENDSHIPS?!

Second image:

Ingo: This is tolerable.

Third image:

Ingo, thinking: the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma...

Arrow pointing at Emmet: dissociating

Fourth image:

Ingo: What about Chandelure...?

Emmet: Ingo if you killed someone I would help dispose of the body