#the mad crow

[zeinkblotpot]

The Mad Crow

Pov: you are about to be two tapped

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[sofy-tofy]

This is my life main dreamgoal btw

[19burstraat]

Ok I promise that I'll shut the fuck up about the dog metaphor after this but: Kaz being Haskell's rabid dog and Jesper being Aditi's little rabbit is honestly diabolical..... what do dogs do but chase rabbits and what do rabbits do but flee dogs. Kaz is chasing an image of Jordie he's never going to be able to catch, and Jesper will never let himself be caught, because that would mean facing up to... A lot of things! and honestly he's probably worried about what the hell Kaz would do if he did catch him! so they keep running, and maintain the weird distance and impasse between them. and unless Kaz can learn to drop that persona, that's how it has to be. and honestly. what the fuck.

[deimcs]

DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD / releasing october '24

[art-is-kayos]

A Hypothetical.

[barrel-crow-n]

“You love her, don’t you? Of course you do, no-one that fine should have ever looked twice at Barrel scum like you but she’s different. She finds you charming. Sure sign of madness if you ask me, but love is strange that way.”

How do people say Kaz isn't funny when this is him in the first chapter he was in. Literally roasted Geels. Roasted, seasoned and ate because that is so hilariously out of pocket.

[lady-a-stuff]

I just remembered that Kaz swallowed bombs (and lockpicks and chloropellets??) and kept regurgitating it every now and then to keep it from being digested???

[nerdlingmerchling]

Seriously? What the hell, Jack? Who gave you permission?

[lesbiangiratina]

Asura System TCG - Testament artwork

Gallery at guiltygear.wiki.gg

[mst3kgifs]

Especially if he fills up on bread first.

[flufallo]

Edwin: *exists*

Litrally any animal ever: damn 😳

[the-fangirl-diaries]

His looks? Stunning? His voice? Hot. His moral compass? Questionable. Don't bother telling me who he is, I probably know who you're thinking about and honestly? Same.

[questionable193]

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating! Bow Kid can cause problems on purpose. (as a treat)

[19burstraat]

hmmm I know we can surmise that kaz & jordie were the iphigenia of the series, in that, whether it's fair or not, they had to be sacrificed for the benefit of everyone else. jordie had to die and kaz had to suffer it and live with it, because if kaz had lain down and died on the barge, it would have had a crazy knock-on effect. inej likely would never have escaped the menagerie, or matthias from hellgate, jesper would probably have fallen foul of debtors or gangs some way or another (he gets at least one beating from enforcers), nina would have been caught up w the dime lions trying to get matthias out of hellgate, and there's even some more tangential ones, like kuwei probably dying at the ice court and marya being stuck at saint hilde.... but I wonder what would have happened to wylan.

kaz had him under dregs protection, so he never suffered the way he did ("kaz is your luck, merchling."); no beatings, etc. without that... well, it's tempting to think that wylan would have just been killed some way or another. and yeah, maybe, but miggson and prior couldn't get him, could they? wylan has that scary glimmer of the biting-animal, kaz-style survivalist in him, and he had a goal; amass enough money to get the hell out of ketterdam and start anew. but how far would wylan have gone to get that money? van eck's letters pushed him into the arms of dregs munitions building. without the perpetual intervention of kaz-- protection, constant jobs even when there were better people for it, good pay-- how quickly would wylan have turned into someone more like kaz? he has a core of decency, but he gets the privilege of keeping that, because kaz helps him to. alone, would he have surrendered it, or been forced to surrender it, just for a chance to survive? I don't think he would have ever willingly given up. it's not an accident that kaz and wylan's first days in ketterdam are so closely paralleled, or that they have a set of similar skills/traits; it's explicitly said that wylan would also be able to count cards and control decks like kaz can, if he wanted to. and after he finds out about his mother, wylan's comforted by the idea of retribution for van eck, that kaz could destroy his father's life. they're a little bit too similar. but kaz is there to take the moral fall, for the most part; all wylan has to do is help him. but without kaz... well. that's another story, isn't it?

[filipnofishstickfailure]

FINALLY.

AFTER THREE FUCKING DAYS.

I'M DONE WITH THIS DAMNED CONCEPT

BRAWL-STARRS - ALL-STARS BRAWL MIX

close-ups + original concept under cut

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Unintentionally themed round of Anything Bot shenanigans