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salome-c · 1 year
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The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes.
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cora-vizsla · 1 year
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Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”
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paz-djarin · 1 year
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Din, at Paz’s funeral: Can I have a moment with him.
The Armorer: Of course.
Din, leaning over Paz’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
Paz: Yeah no shit.
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soloorganaas · 9 months
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inspired by x
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drewharrisonwriter · 6 months
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Din Djarin and Grogu at a rock concert
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I just saw this on Facebook today and I can't stop laughing!!! Someone please write a comedy fic about this 🤣
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sithzuko · 1 year
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grogu: *refusing to sleep*
din: grogu. you need to sleep. you’re getting cranky. i don’t want to arrest you.
grogu: ???
din: for resisting a rest
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idkbishsss · 1 year
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Bo-Katan in an argument with Din: I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Paz listening in: HUN?!?
Loud running
The Armorer teaching Grogu: And that is how we make helmets-
Paz: YOU SLEPT WITH BO-KATAN?!?
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midnightdjarin · 6 months
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mandalorian & book of boba fett spoilers⚠️
paz, book of boba fett: THE DARKSABER IS MINE YOU MUST DIE APOSTATE I HATE YOU
paz, mando s3: me and this guy have had our ups & downs but he IS my bestie
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Conversation
Grogu: Why does Papa call you babygirl?
Luke, sweating: How about we stop talking for a little while?
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the-mando-family · 11 months
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Paz Vizsla: My son has the best accuracy of the foundlings
Din: My son can shoot the most targets at the same time
Paz Vizsla: My son has the longest standing record of the foundlings!
Din: My son can jump higher than any other foundling!
-Ragnar and Grogu standing to the side watching-
Ragnar: You want to go find some cookies?
Grogu: Patu! -leads Ragnar to the cookies-
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wanderingjedi77 · 1 year
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Bo : Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at Imperials" and I think that's very sexy of us.
The Armorer: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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salome-c · 1 year
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The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes - Part II (x)
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bo-katan: this is stupid.
bo-katan: you’re stupid.
din: okay, i’ll go on my own.
bo-katan: hey, woah, wait, hold on, hold on, i’ll go with you, i’ll go with you.
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paz-djarin · 1 year
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Din: Why do you look like that?
The Armorer, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Din: Like you’re dead.
The Armorer: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Paz: The Armorer accidentally called Bo-Katan “babe” in front of everyone today.
The Armorer: *sobs into the floor*
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wisefoxluminary · 10 months
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Din Djarin : We need a distraction.
Bo Katan : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Paz Vizsla, whispering: My time has come
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sithzuko · 2 years
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boba: i fucking hate bo-katan
din: hey! watch your mouth in front of grogu!
boba: oh sorry, my bad
boba: i fucking hate…
boba, covering grogu’s ears: …bo-katan
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