#the other npc reminds me of asmo

[randomshenaniganery]

Tristan’s uniform issue

Rollo is ranting but my hand hurts too much to put it there so u can just imagine his tirade

[sakkac]

obey me! satan playing animal crossing: new horizons (long)

if satan had animal crossing, his initial curiosity would have probably stemmed from seeing mc being so captivated by it, in addition to his general curiosity of human delights.

he at first would only have one cat villager on his island, but he’ll go villager-hunting eventually, then it’ll turn to two, three ... ten. he swore he would stop once he got raymond (mammon would BEG satan to give him raymond, just so he can sell him for millions of bells and hundreds of nook miles on nookazon), but all the cats are just so cute? what’s satan’s supposed to do now that he’s had a taste of the forbidden fruit? the other brothers, if theyre also successfully roped into mc’s secret scheme of getting all the brothers to play, will regularly mail satan pet items and balls of all varieties, partially out of good will for the cat villagers and partially to remind satan of the animal event. satan’s favorite villager varies day by day, but he makes sure to be good friends w all of them.

he learns how to use the design function so he can draw a cat for his pet bed.

when mc gets the diys for classic bookshelf wall, tiny library, bookshelf, etc, he becomes needy for them, in a satan-like way. he’ll ask casually once, then mc supplies him happily. then he’ll ask for a hundred more, so he can recreate the royal library. at that point, mc loses their mind a little

he also makes a small space for his favorite cafe, which he shares w asmo. theyll sit together, sometimes satan goes afk while he’s reading, and asmo takes dozens of screenshots of their characters together, w asmo rearranging their emotions to match. he tags satan’s dewitter (which was made just for acnh) in these pics every time without fail.

and OF COURSE, satan sends most, if not all, haunted paintings lucifer’s way. “satan, my birthday passed months ago.” “why not celebrate like it’s your birthday everyday, dear brother? :)” he also practices his cursed letters in-game, though they hold considerably less effect in the world of animal crossing, and will also move his shenanigans into the bulletin board format.

his favorite npc is ofc blathers, tho he is partial to isabelle, since theyre both Yellow and smile to hide their intimidation tactics. accordingly, satan ends up completing each part of the museum. while he does so, he makes sure to supplement blathers’ explanation of each specimen to mc, who listens well to the warmth and affection for knowledge in his voice. he also asks for mc’s opinions on certain animals, if he knows them to be common where mc comes from. he enjoys when they tell what bitches mosquitoes can be in the summer and how the only good thing besides satan (and to varying extent, the other brothers) has been their relief from mosquitoes.

satan doesnt care much for fashion (matching how he is in the actual game, w his shitty casual wear), wearing mostly what mc sends him and sometimes what his brothers send him, if he likes it. if they notice, he’ll immediately change into his underclothes. if it’s lucifer, he puts on a design that says “fuck you, lucifer” (b*lphie and mammon have the same design, made by mc)

solomon and satan are best friends in acnh (as are he and mc), so when they catch each other playing, theyll use the nintendo online app to text each other, bc they Follow the Rules Until It’s Inconvenient to Do So. solomon is a time-traveler while satan is not, so satan will often take advantage of solomon to get him seasonal items, while solomon asks satan to buy certain art pieces for him, from time to time. however, most of their time together is spent w solomon spearing the river fish satan is trying to catch and satan asking solomon to please stop talking to purrl.