#the owner was shooketh

[littledragonkana]

Read 100 pages of a book thinking a guy is like in his mid to late thirties only to be hit with 'the young man'.

27 injured. 10 dead

[lets-try-some-writing]

Humanformers Moon and Earth is perfect for flower shop/mafia au

Moon: Not to worry you or anything but mafia traverses those parts i thought i warn you

Moon: And completely unrelated since i thought i ask are you single by any chance?

Earth: Aww that's sweet of you..My dad is a mafia boss(but retired!) thought so i don't have to worry but still very sweet of you

Earth: And yes i am single

Moon:

Moon: your dad's what

Ah yes, this would be even funnier if poor Moon is completely unaware that Earth's father is an ex Mafia boss until they are engaged/married and Earth brings him home to meet her dear dad. Bonus points if he also doesn't say who he is the son of. Spy X Family style.

They had the most romantic fairy tale meeting and romance with Earth working as a florist and Moon being a son from a VERY well off family. They met by pure chance and Moon took every chance to buy flowers from the pretty florist until he worked up the guts to ask her out. Their courting went all but perfectly, minus a few hiccups here and there. Earth mentioned that her father wasn't fond of mentioning his past profession, which to Moon was totally fair. After all, his father was Primus, a notorious megacompany owner with more children than any reasonable person could count on their digits. Yeah he understood, so he didn't question.

Then Earth invited him to meet her father for his blessing, and Moon just about lost his mind.

Earth: Dad! This is Moon! My fiancé!

Unicron: *folding up his newspaper* Oh, Moon was it?

Moon: *shooketh* You are the notorious-!

Unicron: Shut your trap now boy, or I will be sending my brother his precious son in a box all wrapped up with a bow.

Earth: Dad, don't tease him! He's just a bit overwhelmed I'm sure!

Unicron: My daughter is right. Apologies boy. You are a bit overwhelmed, aren't you?

Moon: yes sir.

[grvntld]

madalas pinagkakamalan akong student or di ako pinapaniwalaan na im married or that my age is actually my age talaga ng mga taong nakakasalamuha ko in person, like nagugulat talaga sila when they find out lol even yung friends ng siblings ko sabi sakin they thought single pa ko and younger than my actual age hehe i remember yung isang resto owner nung namention ko na fave namin ni hubby resto niya kaya nalungkot talaga kami nung nagsara yung edsa shang branch niya tapos nagfocus lang siya doon sa part na married na ko like sabi niya "what? really? but youre so young?¿??" tapos yung face niya parang si shooketh pikachu na meme nung sabi ko na im actually 28 na hahahahahaha ( ੭ ˘ ³˘)੭‎°｡⋆♡‧₊˚

[sharuruwrites]

YOU WHAT?! (1)

Summary: Maki and Nobara were shooketh when they find out your relationship with someone's brother.

Tags: Sukuna Ryomen x Fem!Reader, Domestic AU, Sukuna is Itadori's Twin, Slice of life, Fluff, Nearly Everyone but you is concerned in your taste for men, Mention of YutaMaki,

A/n: Sup! This was supposed to be a oneshot for Zark or @xerox-candybar as a gift after knowing them for a year, and helping with my Gojo x Oc story. However, the ideas coming into my head with this au made this oneshot become a full blown collection dedicated to Sukuna. I'll expanded more once I have time or whenever I felt like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Jujutsu Kaisen as it belong to Gege Akutami. Also. I don't own the gifs.

Masterlist

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Underneath the bright sunny day in the busy streets of Tokyo, you strolled along the sidewalk with a bag of groceries in hand. You hummed to yourself as you walked and enjoyed the warmth from the sun on your face. It was nice and refreshing after the chilly breeze that had greeted you.

‘What to cook for tonight’s dinner?‌’ You thought. ‘I hope today’s the day he’ll praise me for how delicious it is!’

Maybe something that would help cleanse his palate?‌ You did hear from his brother and his assistant the other day that he wasn’t eating well enough that he didn’t have his usual third bowl of rice.  

A feminine loud voice shouted your name across the street, breaking from your thoughts before turning your head towards the direction. Your lips curled into a smile when you saw the owner of the voice.

It was none other than, Kugisaki Nobara, your best friend along with Zen'in Maki, another good friend of yours.

"Nobara!" you happily called her name, running towards her to give her a big hug. "It's been like what? Almost half a year have we not seen each other?"

How did you meet Kugisaki? Well, You don’t remember about the details, but according to Maki, who didn't drink, you were minding her own business in the bar with Maki when suddenly Kugisaki busted into the same establishment, challenging you to a drinking contest.

You, who wouldn't say no to a challenge, happily accepted it. Both of you drank until you two started swearing at each other like sailors and could make the devil blush. However, that exchange may have resulted in the bartender kicking you and Kugisaki out with Maki in tow.

The day after that event was the same day you found out you share the same English class with Kugisaki.

As for Maki? You two were acquaintances throughout middle school, she kept herself busy with the school’s kendo club while you’re part of the going home club, indulging yourself with tv shows and manga.

It wasn’t until the first year of high school that you two became friends when Yuta, her now boyfriend, asked for directions. You, who couldn’t say no, tried your best to remember which way it was. However, the moment you saw Maki in the hallway, you clung to her shamelessly, asking for her help. 

"See, Maki?" Kugisaki smirked. "She likes me better than you."

"Whatever," Maki scoffed. "She’s not my pain in the ass anymore."

Alarmed by the latter's comment, You pulled away from Kugisaki, and faced Maki, grabbing both of her hands. "But, there's only one Maki I want to be friends with, and it’s right in front of me.“

You were confused at the sight of your friend’s red face, but you winced in pain when she pulled away from your grasp and pinch your cheeks hard.

“Ow!”

“Even after 10 years since you’ve two known each other, you’re so oblivious that you’re still making Maki blush.” Kugisaki commented, amused at the sight of you two.

Maki let go of your cheeks, gritting her teeth at Kugisaki. “Shut up!”‌

Before you could say anything else, loud growls emitted from you and your friends’ stomachs,causing you three to laugh, Kugisaki suggested that all three of you should go to a cafe for a quick afternoon snack at a trendy cafe near the train station. 

Once you got your orders, you chose to brought up the question that was lingering in your mind. 

“Anyways,”‌ You lightly stirred your ice coffee with a straw. “Did you two meet up without me?”

“Nope.” Maki glanced at Kugisaki before looking back at you. “I was looking for new clothes to wear, and I happened to run into her boutique.”

“She’s actually looking for a ring to propose to Yuta with.” 

“Nobara!”

You gasped loud enough that you caught the attention of the other patrons. “Congratulations! Will Mai be the maid of honor?‌ Will I get to be part of the bridesmaid at least?”‌

“Anyways, enough about me!” Maki cut in, trying to change the subject as she eyed the bag of groceries next to you. “What about you? That’s quite a lot of food in your bag for someone who lives by herself.”

“Oh? Are you seeing someone?”‌ Kugisaki smiled coyly with her eyebrows raised.

Bashfully, you rubbed the back of your neck with a shy smile. “I’m currently seeing someone.”

Suddenly, you felt two pairs of eyes staring right through your soul, and you understood their reactions.

Throughout the years they’ve known you, there’s a certain phase in your life that you chose to dedicate yourself to admire fictional men, and you’re so far up in their two dimensional asses that they believed you opted for the single life. 

Because of this, you’re unaware of the lingering gazes, or the special treatment from guys that Maki and Kugisaki had to constantly scold you for. Nevertheless, they still protected you if one of your admirers made an unwanted move on you.

Maki frowned. “Please tell me they’re real at least.”

Embarrassed, you shook your head quickly. “Of course, he is! I’m not delusional enough!”

“Right…” Kugisaki took a sip of her drink. “So, who’s the unfortunate individual who had to suffer your obliviousness for god knows how long?”

“Well, I’m sure you knew Itadori Yuji, right?”‌ You heard your friends ‘hm’ as their answer. “I’m currently dating his brother.”

The half-eaten cookie on Maki’s hand slipped from her grasp and fell on the table. Meanwhile, Kugisaki didn’t breathe for a good minute.

You waved your hand in front of their faces, checking if they’re still with you. It wasn’t until the sound of the shopkeeper’s bell echoed throughout the establishment that brought them back to reality

“You what?!”‌ Maki surprisingly asked.

"Are you sure you're dating the right twin?" Kugisaki asked, her brows knitted together with a frown on her face.

"Yeah?" You answered, unsure of what she meant. "Sukuna had the tattoos, while his brother doesn't have any. I didn’t know you knew him.“

“Know?‌” Kugisaki slammed her hands at the table. “He’s fucking infamous in our year back in college! He single-handedly made three professors quit in the same semester!”

“Don’t forget that he’s also the one who lit a car on fire that happened to belong to the dean of the business department after he received a verbal warning because of the said firing.” Maki added after drinking her smoothie mixed with protein powder.

“Really?‌” Your eyes widened. “I thought the police ruled it out as an accident.”

“It still is.“ Maki scratching her cheek, doubting if you’re being oblivious, dumb, or both. “But, C’mon, even someone like you could tell it’s him.”

Kugisaki let out an exasperated sigh. "What do you even see on that man?"

“Well…he’s protective for starters!” You replied. “The other day there was this co-worker who kept bugging me at work, asking for my number. When I told Sukuna about this, he told me the guy would stop the next day. And, the next thing I knew, my co-worker did stop, but I don’t understand why he would look so afraid of me, nor his mutterings with ‘I’m gonna get killed if I approach her’.”

“Did it ever occur to you…I don’t know, he threatened them?!”‌ Kugisaki exclaimed.

“I did,” You purse your lips together, trying to remember from that specific day. “But he told me it’s about the sending a message, Nobara.”‌

Somehow, Kugisaki felt mentally and physically exhausted from hearing that. She needed something sweet to keep her sane.

Out of nowhere, you and Maki watched your friend downed her strawberry milk tea as if she’s drinking water. However, she started coughing, and it seemed she forgot her drink had tapioca pearls in it.

You gave quick pats on her back, hoping it would help her. Eventually, she calmed down, and when you checked the time on your wristwatch, you quickly grabbed your groceries, and dashed towards the exit without giving the chance to explain your sudden departure. 

After taking the train that’s jam packed full of people, you finally arrived at your shared apartment. Despite the hefty amount of money that your boyfriend makes, he chose to move in at  your small cozy one bedroom apartment.  

“I’m home.”‌ You announced as you took off your shoes. 

“You are finally home, brat.” 

“I unexpectedly met up with Nobara and Maki earlier.” You made your way to the kitchen before putting away your groceries into its proper place. “I thought you’d be home late today, Sukuna.”

Confused at your boyfriend’s lack of response, you carried on your current task on hand. It took a few minutes for you to finish it. After placing the milk into the fridge, you went to meet Sukuna in the living room, only for you to see his disappointed expression while sitting on the couch with an opened cookbook in hand.

“What’s with the frown on your face?” You tilted your head to the side. “Did I do something wrong?” 

Sukuna’s furrowed brows became deeper. “I didn’t give you the permission to address me so casually, brat.”‌

Oh, right! That’s like the number one rule when you started dating him; address him with honorifics. You found it a bit weird at first when you started dating him 6 months ago. Although you didn’t mind about it now, at some point, you asked him if it’s a kink of his.

And, his reply was something that’s in character for someone like him.

If glares could kill, you would have been killed on the spot by Sukuna. “You’re really asking for me to bury you alive, huh?” 

“Sorry!”‌ You scratched your head. “I forgot about that, Sukuna-sama.”

“Try again.” Sukuna crossed his arms. “But, this time, apologize on your knees.”

Without hesitation, you followed what he said exactly; you’re on your knees and you have to look up to maintain eye contact with him. “I’m sorry for addressing you so informally, Sukuna-sama.”

Seeing the satisfied smirk on his face and nodding at your apology, you got up from the wooden floor. 

“You’re a bit later than usual.” Sukuna glanced at the clock before meeting your gaze once again. “Did something come up?”

A small chuckle slipped past your lips, earning a judging look from your boyfriend. It’s rare that Sukuna openly showed his concern for you, and once he did, it never failed to warm your heart.

“What’s so funny about what I said, brat?” He asked defensively.

But knowing him, if you told the truth, it would earn you a flick to your forehead.

“It’s nothing.” You waved your hand dismissively.

[unlikely-cherry-blossom]

The post you made about the ketil supporters? I'm shooketh. I don't follow fandoms much but this was like... just what the hell. What kind of shit is this?

Good question: I'm just as shocked as you.

I mean, I maybe understand not liking a character even without a reason. Your choice, and everything.

What strikes me though, is the blatant mysoginy end even slave advocating. The notion that a person has to settle down with a derogatory title for their whole life just because treated "better" than others, because their owner is "nicer" than others.

Manga

Anime.

Does this look like a happy woman? Does this look like a satisfied and fulfilled person?

Ketil was nice? Yes. But that was that. It was rather clear that he was possessive of her and wouldn't have given her the possibility of freedom, it was even explicitly stated at one point. Unlike Thorfinn and Einar, she couldn't have her freedom back. He must have loved her veeeeeery much, for sure. Unlike Einar, that cared about her happiness and was happy if she was happy.

Because Ketil is Nice™

Poor rich Ketil, poor manly man Ketil who doesn't have a damn a damn bone and prefers to beat children instead of appearing "weak" on a bunch of people WHO HE PAYS TO WORK AND DEPEND COMPLETELY ON HIM ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING. And can't even protect the woman he supposedly loves from his wife and cannot even stand up for himself. What he could do? Have sex of HOW terrible his life is, on his SLAVE's lap.

"But she was happy to have his child-"

Do I have to remember WHAT happened to her child with her husband? Do I?

Is disgusting too how they had to bring up her status as a sex slave, as if she applied for it.

"But Askeladd/Thorfinn did worse, she killed four people with her stupidity-"

What a balancing indeed. Four pieces of shit on earth died (sorry, not sorry Snake I don't care about your feelings here) who years prior wanted to kill Einar and Thorfinn. Because they were slaves.

Poor Snake :(

Poor man, he must have suffered for his piece of shit bros, they sure have been pure angels that now are part of God's angels for how good they were

Just say you hate her for being a woman who dared to have sex with more men (only two I guess) instead of faux reasons.

Believe me, I hate using the word "mysoginy" on fandom discourse because of sjws around, but how can I describe this even? And defending SLAVERY too, just the cherry on the top. And they literally justify EVERY MAN, NAMED AND UNNAMED that casually is A MAN.

Sorry for this grammatical horror if a rant, kinda got boiled here. And now, Rize out.

[dearest-painter]

Ok listen. The person who pissed anomaly O’Hara!reader off insults 42! Rio. The whole coffee shop goes quiet. The owner nods to 42!Miles. Miles let’s go of us. We attack the man leaving him hanging onto life. We get up covered in blood our face mask off showing us growling. We wipe the blood off our face and smirk. We walk away with 42!Miles.

Miguel,Peter B and Jess…shooketh. They finally see how agressive and ruthless we became.

42!Rio is paying the owner extra for the clean up fees but the owner rejects and just says “Protecting family doesn’t cost anything” so she just leaves a huge tip. 42!Aaron gives them a high-five while 42!Miles is whipping their face so the cops don’t ask questions. Their all surprised…your not the same as you were, your aggressive, hostile, ruthless, merciless, and very fucking protective. You’ve stopped caring as long as your family’s name is defended and your family is safe.

42!Rio is making them get ride of the mask as she doesn’t wanna deal with getting rid of the blood but they’ve done this often to the point they have stuff to get the blood off so she just makes them change at least. She’s happy your defending them but she wishes it be less bloody.

[m0chigang]

April Wrap Up ✨

I have my iPad back, I can get back to books I really really really wanted to read, but I had a hard time picking up some books bc I was too focused on fanfics (I blame Ben Barnes). As always, spoiler alert just in case.

1. Circe - 5/5

LISTEN I AM A CHANGED WOMAN. I HAVE NEVER FELT THE FEELINGS I FELT IN THIS BOOK. My heart broke and restored at the same time, I was sadly happy, happily sad. Like... I felt my heart physically rip with the last chapter. Madeline Miller is already the owner of my wallet, I will pre-order everything she writes and I will cry when the time is right. I think I liked this more than The Song of Achilles...

2. As Long as the Lemon Trees Grow - 5/5

I was halfway through the book and I cried 4 times... FOUR TIMES AND THE BOOK WASN'T OVER. The plottwist made it a 5 star immediately. I remember thinking "this better not happen" and BAM! my world changed. The romance was just so innocent and beautiful, and then you had the most terrible things happen 2 lines later and you came back to reality. It makes you think of the world and what really matters. And the book is so hopeful. I love it.

3. The Six Deaths of the Saint - 4/5

The only reason it is not a 5 star is because I NEEDED MORE. Bro this was so beautifully written. I usually can't stand 2nd person POVs, but in this book it had a purpose that left me SHOOK. The way the violence and war was written here was beautiful. I need more.

4. The Year of the Witching - 4/5

A friend told me to read it. I loved it. I was shooketh by it, and I want more. Bring Lilith to ANY book and I will read it. Ezra is literally the bestest man I have ever read?? Let me marry him?? I was kind of expecting a non-happy ending, but then we wouldn't have a sequel. ALSO *spoiler* I would have let everyone die and join the witches with the condition that Ezra stayed alive.

5. The Midnight Library - 3.5/5

Ngl, I read this because of BTS, but last time I did that I found one of my favourite books so I had to read it. It made me understand the song Zero O'clock better. As for the book itself, it has an interesting concept, but it made me have mini existential crisis? Which I didn't like?? It did feel like a help book but I was not the target audience for it, it was good, but it is not the way I see life.

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

HC:

Shouto comes across a petty theft of a thrift store on his day off. The criminal is caught in less than 2 minutes (and shooketh to be busted by a pro hero no less).

Whilst checking in on the owner to see they're okay, he notices an old "Future Mrs. Red Riot" t-shirt.

Cut to the next time he and Sero are at the Kiribaku residence.

T: I have brought you a gift, Bakugou.

B: Hah? *narrows eyes* Why?

K: Katsu.

T: I saw it and thought of you.

B: (still suspicious) Thanks I guess... The hell?!

S: 😂

B: *glares*

T: Sorry, I couldn't resist.

B: Tch. Coulda got Mr at least, dumbass.

(Note: Spotted an old shirt from the 2010s which inspired this mess. Also, he gets "the hag'" to get the 'S' off and wears it to do housework in.)

I love the idea of bakugo being like "Yeah, I'm whipped and what about it???? Have you seen him???" And I LOVE the idea of todoroki loving to fuck with him in the most stoic manner chfnnfjfjfj

[redhatmeg]

Behold! My Zeff fanfic ideas!

So funny thing happened when I was writing notes in the newest chapter of Lion's Cub Rule:

I've got an idea to make it a part of a series. However, it wouldn't be a series about Jungle Jack, but about Zeff's old pirate life catching up to him on Baratie.

So far, I have two ideas for it. First one is as such:

Some time after Baratie had a grand opening, a Marine officer that used to run after Red Leg Zeff, recognizes him as the sea restaurant owner. Said Marine officer sets out to find the restaurant and see how Zeff changed. He doesn't believe entirely in this change and once he shows up at the Baratie, he's looking for any clues of it being some kind of criminal operation.

Sanji, of course, is worried because, once again, someone wants to take Zeff away from him. The Marine officer even thinks that Sanji is in trouble and that he has been abducted by Zeff; so the Marine tries to make him "see the real Zeff".

The second idea is that Baratie is visited by a woman that was once Red Leg Zeff's lover. She is the kind of woman that likes bad boys and she critisizes Zeff for "going soft". At the same time she maybe even find some of his new circumstances endearing (like, maybe she would think that Sanji is cute).

Sanji is a bit conflicted by her presence. On the one hand he's shooketh because the old geezer had a girlfriend?! And she's kinda hot?! Wha?! And on the other hand, he soon sees that Zeff acts weird around her; he's much more awkward and less grumpy. So at some point Sanji even wonders if Zeff is going to end up with her and what it would mean for Sanji and Zeff's relations.

I'm not sure if I'm going to write any of this. I'm not even sure if people would like to read it.

[quotidian-oblivion]

P for the ask game?

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

~

I am. literally. both.

Like- I was just going through my old ass docs (the 20+ multi-chapter ones) and damn, i planned so much! I have a section for notes for myself and for the readers, chapter summaries for my understanding either one sentence long or a whole ass paragraph, i got chapter lists, rants about how the characters weren't showing development and how to fix it, footnotes for canon incidents to help with accuracy, research section to stay true to irl while staying true to the characters too, inspiration sections from pinterest and other media and-

Just, yeah, a lot. I'm working on another multi-chapter fic with @mispeltnostalgia and she can attest to the mess of a document i created XD Lmao, i gave her a heart attack in class. My friendo was shooketh. I'm also working on a multi-chap with @wakkoroni and she can voice out the detailed steps we both got too. And before i took over another fic @cygnusdoesthings also witnessed my mess, but that fic was mostly just "vibe along with these ideas" sort of thing, but she also has worked with me on another fic. So Tris, i'm giving a pre-warning right now before i go into the fic we got as well esp since this one is a multi-chap one XD (i just like writing with different ppl k? They all have amazing and beautiful ideas and writing styles and just- yeah)

But I also just go along with the plot cuz i usually have "Extracts" where random scene ideas appear in my head and i quickly write them down before they disappear forever (which really is how my sleep-deprivation started cuz i was paranoid that my ideas would float away for ever which is true on the most part!) So i stick those extracts in wherever possible, and if they dont fit, then i make them fit. Which really is how chapter 18 of my school's local mafia boss was created.

And if my writing is straying from the chapter outline i had made, i just go along with it until it somehow comes back to the outline then continues writing.

My writing is sometimes a cat, doing its own thing and just purring on plot bumps, but it's also sometimes a dog, pulling me away into entirely new subplots and excitedly bounding into new ideas. And I'm the paranoid owner of both who overthinks.

In terms of oneshots though, i just go along with the flow.

In summary: with multi-chapter fics I'm mostly and architect, but in term of oneshots or short fics, I'm mostly a gardener.

Tysm for the ask tris!

[ballonleastadiumofficial]

(Cendrillon person here hiiiiiiiiii the fanfic was actually about TWST and I'm not sure if you play that so er im gonna make some generalisations in the form of fanfic tropes/storytelling)

Ok so the main character takes the place of Cendrillon and the love interest that of Prince Charming (ofc)

BUT

the story goes: MC's parents (both) die, an associate of their dad seizes the house, and is now the legal guardian of MC and at least 3 other boys he is implied to have kidnapped from their families. 2 of the 3 boys, who are all characters from the original franchise, are servants to the Associate and the last Kidnapped Boy, who looks pretty enough to be shoved into the role of Evil Stepsister except he's not actually evil, he's in as much shit as the others are, because they were all taken from their homes and prob will never see their family again.

MC is also a servant.

One fine day 2 years ago that is shown in a flashback, it turns out Cendrillon-MC met the Prince Charming-Love Interest in the forest behind the house, did not recognise him as Prince, and gives him a Nickname. It is a very cute nickname. They become friends and slowly fall in love, meeting in the forest every month.

Anyway the ball is held for PC-LI to find a suitor. Associate grabs Last Kidnapped Boy (I'll call him E for shortness' sake) and makes him undergo training and shit to attract the Prince's attention. Upon hearing that the crown jewels of the royal family will be on display at the ball, MC, First Kidnapped Boy (A), and Second Kidnapped Boy (D) hatch a plan: sneak into the ball dressed as a guest and 2 guards, steal the crown jewels, and run away to another country, sell the jewels, and live happily ever after.

There is no fairy godmother but thats ok because A and D help MC finish making the dress and MC's Shiny Litten pulls up a pair of golden shoes for them, that once belonged to their parents. Hooray.

They sneak into the ball about a half hour after Associate (C) and E, thanks to the grocery boy who is like 10 but can steer carriages well enough. A and D go to Commit Crime and MC pigs out at the buffet. Then, MC goes off to the garden and meets, gasp, the Prince (M). Except MC thinks M is a guard at the palace, but they walk around the garden, fall more in love, and dance under the moonlight (best trope ever)

And then midnight, the agreed meeting time for Heist Trio, strikes. MC startles, and runs off, drops a golden shoe. An actual guard calls out to M with his actual title and MC is shooketh because the one they fell in love with was the Prince what the heck did not expect that. Prince M chases after (he is very fast) but E finds MC, and helps them by hiding them in a closet, and then E and MC meet up with A and D. To get home, E turns out to have wicked rapidash skills and drives them home, crown jewels and all.

The thing is, the next day, a guy from the palace appears, and says that an entourage will be by in a few hours or so to find the owner of the Golden Shoe. As Associate will kknow that the shoe is MC's parents', he'll know they snuck out to the ball last night and all three will get in trouble, so E drives A and D to the palace so they can steal the shoe back from the palace first. MC arrives right as they all get arrested and tossed into the dungeons because man those guards are efficient for ONCE.

And then MC meets M in his bedroom, M says sorry he didn't tell them earlier, and turns out A used sleight of hand to put the centerpiece of the crown jewels into MC's jacket pocket, and when MC returns the ring to M he proposes to them. They said yes hooray

MC's friends are a bit in shock that MC is now marrying the Prince but ultimately support them. Prince helps them find their families. Associate has already fled but MC doesn't care anymore. The ending was a bit rushed but man the storytelling, the descriptions and characterizations were super vivid. I liked it because the language was obviously helping along the romance (I love prose) and it had me shaking back and forth in my seat in glee because romance is the one genre i did not expect to like but here we are

thats it bye

...

Well. I hope this helped you get some excitement out of your system.

[crystxlclearrr]

she just fall asleep on the desk..oops. she just got a little too bored just to wake up..to...somebody sitting and staring at her..well maybe they are, the bang are covering the eyes, she can't see if the person are just sleeping or staring at her until they spoke up.

"very....nice to meet you...my zanpakuto owner...we haven't met yet...but my name is Amethyst.."

she was..well..shooketh. this is gonna be one hell of a ride.

[aestherin]

currently it's 10:27pm on my end at ako ay na-shooketh sa update mo, Ri.... nambibigla ka ha😀 nagrereblog ako tas nakita ko may chapter 49 na HAHAHAHA DI AKO READY

Not the chapter title tho... kinanta ko bigla sa isip ko yung dress ghadnis.🤧😖

1 chapter nalang di pa ako ready huhu 😭😢 but this is a milestone for you, Ri 💖💗💞. Not every writer can finish what they've started writing because of various reason. There are writers na kahit maganda yung contents nila hindi nila tinatapos mostly because they think they're still lacking though they're not. You've come a long way, Ri and ate ☁️ anon is proud of youuu <3 (I saw an ask and you said you're 18. I'm a year older and this is my last year being a teen goodness sake.)

I better see AyaYn married and have kids sa last chapter😠😤 joke lang HAHAHA depende sayo since you are the owner of this masterpiece. I love you lots, Ri <3 have a good night. I will be waiting for Scara's own smau and happy ending. No pressure though, write whenever you want to.

-☁️

☁️ ANON YOU'RE THE SWEETEST ILY 😭❤️

HAHXHAHX GOAL KO PO TALAGA MAGING JUMPSCARE CHAR (also omg you got the reference hxchshhds)

omg ate hi 🥹🫶

i love you too 💞 take care and good luck with your agendas po hehe ❤️

[silvandar]

Things that make me very happy - when a dog says hello to me and the owner says "wow, you're lucky, he never does that with strangers!"

Me: I'm a dog person and a pagan, and he knows it 😁💕

[cuntnymeria]

this man owns my ass and i want him to choke the life out of me thank u for coming to my ted talk

[naps-and-lemons]

Exposing Riddle Part Dos

summary: after finding out tom has been secretly reading the same books he’d dog on the reader for enjoying, another discovery is made, putting him on blast once again.

i just wanna say i hope none of my favorite tom riddle writers see my content. it’s so out of his character and sooo not canon but so amusing for me to write. these are all unedited btw apologize in advance for errors. so much chaos also scroll all the way down for a surprise xx

“do you wanna know what i hate?” you say out of nowhere.

tom looks up from his divination homework catching a glance at your parchment. noticing you were nearly done with your astronomy chart conclusions, he decides to reward your productivity by not lecturing you to focus on your work.

“do i have a choice?” he deadpans, dipping his quill in ink to continue writing.

“no you don’t,” you say honestly, “but i hate it when the main character always needs to be saved-“

“mhm” he responds numbly.

“by a man” you finish.

the brown haired boy stopped writing mid sentence, making you smirk before he can see it.

you and tom riddle had a lot of things in common; academic validation, ambition, and little interest in teenage woes your classmates thought meant the end of the world.

but he was old fashion, and you were open to deeper thinking and new ideas. you enjoyed challenging him, mostly because you liked seeing him try to hide his flustered face when he found himself cornered.

“what do you mean? how else is she to be rescued from a danger in a climactic scene?”

“i don’t know. rescue herself, show her love interest that she can take care of herself and she doesn’t love him just because he’s always there to save her.” you shrug.

“that’s absurd. that’s why there’s no stories with that sort of plot line.” he scoffs. taken aback by his lack of effort to see your side you bite back.

“but the misunderstood villain plot line is just soooo much better…” you tease, your eyes widen in realization and your smug look drops, “…which isn’t a bad plot line, no not at all” you ramble on.

tom clears his throat and sits back in the wooden seat, arms crossed over his chest with an amused look.

“alright, tell me what you know.”

“nothing.” you deny, looking anywhere but at him. tom gives you a look.

“okay i read your diary-“

“you what-“

“it was on accident!” you defend innocently.

“(y/n) how can you mistakenly read a book with my name printed on the cover?”

“it was folded in one of the novels you borrowed from me you must have been writing and reading and forgot to- oh merlin…” you trail off getting lost in your thoughts, weaving through clues and connecting the dots.

“what?” tom snaps.

lightbulb

“ you were writing a fan fiction”

“a what”

“you inserted yourself into one of the stories. that’s why the names sounded so familiar.” heat rises to his cheeks, but you were too shooketh to enjoy his flustered state.

“that’s ridiculous,” he shakes his head in denial.

he pushes his chair back and smoothly collects his things.

“excuse me, i have the chart my astronomy observations”

it was literally 7:00 pm there were no stars to chart at this hour.

“okay voldemort”

vid creds to owner