The sheer number of neurological disorders I’ve acquired over the years is truly just like, the spiders George of neurological fuckery.
1. Chronic “normal” migraines (15-20 days a month)
2. Hemiplegic migraines (rarely. But terrifying when they happen.)
3. Cluster headaches (come and go in flares)
4. Trigmeral nueralgia
And the latest son of a bitch to the line up:
5. Occipital neuralgia
And that’s just the shit that affects my head. It doesn’t even account for everything the fuck else that is wrong with me and the stuff we just found out about my spine. Like Jesus Wept.
Like I dunno how we’re going to mindfulness our way out of this one girlypop but I’ll try.
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I’m not usually a fan of sick Whump, but when Whumpee is running such a high fever that they’re shaking, taking uneven, shallow breaths, their skin chafing and burning against their clothes.
The moment Caretaker lays a palm on their forehead to check their fever and Whumpee sighs with relief because it’s so blessedly cold.
The moment Whumper cups Whumpee’s cheek with one hand and turns their head slightly, and Whumpee hates themself for leaning into it, but they just want the burning to stop.
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me or 100k?
dazai x fem!reader —ᡣ𐭩 blurb
"would you rather kiss me for $100,000 or the prettiest girl in the world for $1m?" you ask your boyfriend, phone in front of your face.
dazai hums. "i'll take the $1m."
you don't realise your face drops at his response until he sits up from his place on the couch.
"what? i get to kiss you too, so i don't see the problem."
raising your eyebrows, you smile at him. "you think i'm pretty?"
"pfft," dazai laughs, reaching forward to grasp your hands. "of course, i think you're pretty. i think you're prettier than pretty."
you shove your face in your hands to avoid his eyes, but you can't help the thundering beat of your heart in your chest.
"c'mere," dazai giggles, pulling you toward him. you land with your face on his shoulder and laugh, peering up at him.
"i would kiss the prettiest boy in the world for $1m, too."
the only indication that dazai heard you was the immediate bloom of red on his cheeks. "we're not talking about me."
"yes, we are," you nod, pressing your lips to his neck. "you're prettier than pretty."
dazai scoffs, but it's a weak attempt at diverting your attention. "we gotta get to work."
you gasp, lips upturned. "osamu dazai insisting we go to the agency? who are you?"
"shut up," he whispers, dragging you to stand from the couch.
once dazai locks the front door, you turn to him. "i can't wait to let everyone know my boyfriend is the prettiest in the whole world."
"do that, and i'll tell ranpo what you did to his candy stash."
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Part l | Part II
The rest of my pookie @tesscourtes ‘s LOTF book I scribbled in!
If the last post was TLDR, my pookie is my universe and I love them fiercely and I wanted to make them a special bday gift and Metal Gear is very special to us 😌
🐍🖤🖤🖤🪲
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This scene will forever live rent free in my mind
Also, for all your editing needs, I present to you:
TRANSPARENT BELLY FLOPPING CROC!
Have fun with him~~! (I saw one with him in the Titanic scene, which like, A+++)
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Crow Skull Cane
My new Asterom cane. I used Molotow Liquid Chrome paint to make the wooden handle look like metal. Also added a deerskin wrist strap. Absolutely in love with it.
Asterom is an Ukrainian company that makes amazing canes. They do custom heights, and have good, quality construction. They even sent an extra rubber tip. Customer service is top notch. If you need a very sexy mobility aid, consider Asterom. https://asterom.com/
Image description: a crow skull handled cane. The head of the cane is painted silver to look like metal. The staff of the cane is black stained wood.
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