you bring ur new puppy home and it immediately starts attacking ur bf(?) then explodes tf you do
this was sparked by one of my friends mentioning something and then i remembered the one banhammer line of 'oh maybe i gotta get me one of those' when talking to bio . so here we are
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liam saying orym watches dorian sleep (melancholy), robbie countering saying dorian's not asleep and has his back to orym (upsetting), sam immediately making jerk off motions (funniest possible interjection)
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romantic royjamie may not be canon but bizarre codependency royjamie absolutely is
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sorry but do you ever think about the fact that the bernard we have today is a direct amalgamation of everything that happened in his past and i know that sound like such an obvious statement to say but it actually kills me to know that you can draw a direct line from who he is today all the way back to that sixteen year old boy who watched his best friend bleed out. like it is the defining moment in his life. it fundamentally shaped who he is and the person he's become. he is the bernard we know and love not despite the grieves shooting but because of it. because the gangs all got together and shot up his school. because tim walked out of that room with nothing but a baseball bat. because his darla got shot. because he watched her gasp and cry as she died. because he watched the blood coagulate around the wound. because he sat there and held her hand as her life drained out of her. because he walked into school that day with a joke he knew would make her laugh and her nose would scrunch up and she'd snort a little and tim would roll his eyes at him and call him ridiculous and instead he walked out with a bloody white shirt, blood under his fingernails, and two friends less. because, even now, almost half a decade out from the shooting, he thinks that if he closes his eyes, he will always be that stupid, scared little sixteen year old, holding the cooling body of dead best friend.
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