#the whole squad on crack lmfao <3

[theblackrivergame]

I read back through and realized you said Bioware games in general, but I'm still very interested in who they would romance (I have ME on the brain right now because of the remaster)

(For context here anon sent a previous message just saying they were curious about the Mass Effect stuff I mentioned)

No worries, anon! I totally understand Mass Effect being on the brain at all times lmfao. As I said this will be pretty long so I’ll put it under the cut; also to clarify for ease-of-use purposes all of the Bioware characters are bi except for the ones who are confirmed gay, and there’s an enby play-gender option XD

Annos – Mass Effect Trilogy: Garrus. Yes, even in ME1. Accept no substitutes. Dragon Age Origins: Alistair. Dragon Age 2: Isabela. Dragon Age Inquisition: Dorian… although he remains deeply committed to Alistair. Mass Effect Andromeda: Gil, in some parallel dimension where his romance wasn’t hijacked by Jill.

Gervaise – Mass Effect Trilogy: Liara, all the way through… although if Legion was available they’d probably have switched to him. Dragon Age Origins: Leliana. Dragon Age 2: Fenris. Dragon Age Inquisition: Blackwall. Mass Effect Andromeda: Entirely swept off their feet by Reyes. Whoever they originally intended to romance was completely forgotten once they met him.

Ia – Mass Effect Trilogy: Ash, followed by Garrus. Dragon Age Origins: Zevran, every single time. Dragon Age 2: Isabela or Anders, depending on their class choice. Dragon Age Inquisition: The Iron Bull, or sometimes Solas if they’re feeling melodramatic. Mass Effect Andromeda: Liam or Peebee, they like both.

Kebisa – Mass Effect Trilogy: Kaidan, all the way through. Dragon Age Origins: she deliberately plays a Cousland rogue specifically so that she can romance Alistair and be his queen. Dragon Age 2: Merrill. Dragon Age Inquisition: Josephine, without a doubt. Mass Effect Andromeda: Vetra, although she shares my fondness for Sarissa Theris.

Namsun – Mass Effect Trilogy: Tali, though they romanced Liara in ME1. Dragon Age Origins: they play an Aeducan dwarf in a relationship with Gorim and go back to him at the end. Dragon Age 2: Merrill. Dragon Age Inquisition: they originally fell for Solas and ended up getting mad later and reloading to romance Cassandra instead. Mass Effect Andromeda: I’m going to say that they spend the whole game pining after Evfra… just like me. Though they really like Vetra and Jaal… sometimes it’s just hard to find a Perfect Fit though.

Our Lady – Mass Effect Trilogy: Liara in ME1, followed by an abrupt switch to Miranda for ME2 and 3. Dragon Age Origins: Zevran or Morrigan. Dragon Age 2: Fenris. Dragon Age Inquisition: she joins me in being deeply upset by the fact that Abelas isn’t romanceable, but will settle for Blackwall or Cassandra. Mass Effect Andromeda: Suvi.

Tehemia – Mass Effect Trilogy: Thane, although they also really like Samara. They’re miffed that neither is a proper romance choice for ME3. Dragon Age Origins: Zevran or Leliana depending on their mood. But also Tamlen. Dragon Age 2: Isabela. Dragon Age Inquisition: Cassandra or Sera. Mass Effect Andromeda: Jaal 100%.

Vanator – Mass Effect Trilogy: He probably romanced Kaidan in ME1 but he switched to Jack without a moment’s hesitation the second he met her. Dragon Age Origins: Zevran. Dragon Age 2: Fenris. Dragon Age Inquisition: He oscillates between Dorian and Cullen. Mass Effect Andromeda: Vetra, but he would switch to Evfra or Kandros if either was available (also like me).

Now, obviously the aro and aroace characters are slightly different. I know that aro people irl sometimes play through the romance mechanics of games for any number of reasons, but when we’re talking strictly about who the ROs WANT to romance, the answer for aromantic people is clearly nobody. While both series do have some non-romantic 18+ scenes that the alloaro characters (Barthelemy and Luminita) would probably participate in, those scenes can skirt the boundary of leading into a romance sometimes, so for all the aro characters I’ll instead give their favourite characters and people that they like to have in their squad.

Barthelemy - Mass Effect Trilogy: Wrex and Grunt. Even Wreav in some playthroughs. He just likes the krogan. Dragon Age Origins: he takes the mabari everywhere with him to cut down on chatter. Dragon Age 2: Varric managed to crack his shell and become his best bud. Dragon Age Inquisition: Varric again, but he also thinks Vivienne is the best thing since sliced bread. He especially likes the parts where she gives Solas shit for things. Mass Effect Andromeda: Drack, of course.

Dassine - Mass Effect Trilogy: She loves Kasumi and Samara, but wherever possible she meticulously balances her party in terms of power for each particular mission. Dragon Age Origins: She LOVES the mabari, but she also likes Morrigan and Leliana. Dragon Age 2: depends on her class; she programs in very specific tactics with special exploits set up based on who she takes with her. Her favourites are Merrill and Bethany, though. Dragon Age Inquisition: She loves Vivienne, as well as Cole and Cassandra. Mass Effect Andromeda: Drack and Jaal are her favourites.

Luminita - Mass Effect Trilogy: She’s absolutely ride-or-die best friends with Garrus and Tali. All the way, every single game. Dragon Age Origins: she switches around a lot, but she thinks Leliana and Sten are the most reliable for gameplay advantages (Leliana can actually open locks). Dragon Age 2: She likes Fenris and Varric, but enjoys Aveline’s aesthetic. Dragon Age Inquisition: Best friends with Cassandra. Has heard from someone there might be other characters, but can’t personally confirm. Mass Effect Andromeda: Cora and Vetra.

Soillere - Mass Effect Trilogy: he wanted to keep both Ash and Kaidan forever and was gutted in ME1 when he had to leave one behind; Garrus took Kaidan’s place in his squad after that. Dragon Age Origins: it’s him, Alistair, a drunken dwarf and a dog against the world! Dragon Age 2: he swaps around a LOT to avoid conflict, but his favourite is Varric. Dragon Age Inquisition: He likes to have Dorian and Blackwall with him, but he loves Sera too. Mass Effect Andromeda: Drack and Liam. Liam’s upside-down loyalty quest was his favourite part of the game... he loves Reyes too though.

[cruddyborderlandstheories]

Museum of Mayhem Art Analysis

ahhh it’s finally here and it’s AWESOME. Lots of credit to @ifalnasminiatures for bringing this to my attention! Also credit to Hayder Hype for providing (nat zero six on gearbox forums) sources (Ashley Landry on twitter) in the description of his video because oh man it’s a lot

you can view most of these art pieces on the borderlands instagram as well

lots to talk about especially regarding the calypso twins so let us dive right in

tl;dr: tyreen has a weird red marking on her face in some old designs. i think troy used to be blind and missing his metal plates. more proof for my elpis/chemical sludge/lost legion theory that the twins are using said chemical sludge to give their followers psuedo-siren powers bc a dahl pumping station (hyperion pumping stations on pandora) but dahl had a presence on the moon

one of my favorites, it reminds me a lot of the Mask of Mayhem, but for villains.

Punk Girl is shown again twice, probably further proving she’s tied in with the CoV somehow

we also got some crazy looking villains such as

baby face. which is all kinds of extremely fucked up

this dude who looks like he could be a miniboss with the glasgow smile and the cool goggles

this guy who i legitimately thought was dr zed for a hot second there

could it be

the evilest brother?? pfft nahhh

this girl who seems like she could be a unique character with a baseball cap. wondering if maybe she’s related to Punk Girl in any way. What’s the verdict on the other band members? 🤔

uhh let’s give it a solid maybe and move on

this piece! very interesting to me

so, the very first thing i noticed is zane’s eye patch being on the other eye lol

amara’s tattoos are also gone, however that might’ve been for reasons similar to the japanese cover art of the game. 

most interestingly is a point @ifalnasminiatures made and it’s that the calypso twins are actually palette swapped! you can see Troy is the one with the white hair and Ty is the one with the darker hair. which I think mayyy play into a few things we see later about the twins

we also see a tiny ship in the background. i can’t tell if that’s sanctuary-iii or the blue/yellow ship, it all blends together a lot due to the quality of the pic. but it is next to the calypso twins, which makes me want to believe it’s the blue/yellow ship we see with red markings all over it. you know this one from the mural of mayhem wallpapers

you can see the reddish markings on the back right next to the engines

then we have ummm

this cover art

😬

thanks for not using this one gearbox cuz 

oh my god

she just reminds me of suicide squad, that’s not a good image you wanna dredge up from the deep recesses of your fans’ brains

she might be a unique character given the clothes/hair? cuz you don’t normally see psychos with stilettos on. or yknow, shoes in general. the hair also seems way to clean and neat to be a psycho/cultist

i just feel uncomfortable looking at this, so moving on

a different logo. also not my favorite cover art, but at least im not physically uncomfortable looking at this. that poor girl’s pelvis... anyway

lots of silhouettes

interestingly, i feel like the roses might have been a thing they just put in for the new cover art. haven’t seen hide nor hair of them across any of the pictures i’ve seen.

we got a lot of figures. out of them i most definitely recognized amara, salvador, maya, another salvador?, zer0, moze (maybe?), and axton. i thiiink one of them is maya as well, but im not 100% on that. 

i can guess why they didn’t pick this one: it’s hard to tell who’s who. a lot of these poses make the silhouettes kinda hard to see and the merging together at the bottom makes things even worse. i do think it’s interesting there are some bl2 characters on here as well, but hayder hype mentioned they very well could be placeholders, and given that i can’t make out fl4k or zane, im inclined to believe him.

this art which was used during the promo for this event

rip elpis i guess LMAO

a better look at the psycho himself from the promo released by the borderlands twitter.

there’s a new red planet which hasn’t been shown off before, looks like a gassy planet kinda like jupiter, but interestingly it has this green crack in the side?

very reminiscent of pandora’s eridium scar. i am wondering if this is because this planet had a vault opened, or if it is tied to the Eridians at all. be interesting if it was their homeworld.

also i have no idea what the symbolism is in the homeworld destroying another planet but maybe we shouldn’t think about it too hard e_e

the other planet that’s being destroyed... idk fellas

it doesn’t match up to me but like, this is only one shot

i don’t know 🤔 if you really squint, maybe you can see that hint of purple at the bottom there?

here

tbh, i thought this was elpis the first time i saw it due to the cracks, but i figured elpis doesn’t have like continents across its surface, just craters. and wayyy more cracks.

so it’s probably not pandora and it’s probably not elpis.

huh...

i do think the actual shot is suspended above promethea, you can see the familiar asteroid belt surrounding it

there’s also a planet in the background,

which i imagine isn’t pandora bc no eridian scar

could be elpis or eden-6, or the 5th planet we don’t know about. i kinda get the feeling the 5th planet may be that gaseous red planet tho. which is probably going to be super weird to traverse now that i think about it. they said oz kits weren’t coming back, right? i wonder how that would work. hmmmm

there’s also this redder planet here which i actually DO think is Pandora. if you squint real hard u can see the purple from the eridian scar. plus the color matches up pretty well with the pictures provided above.

there’s also these two bodies over in the corner where the light is coming from. i can’t tell what they’re supposed to be

there are also these little dudes in the top right

i assume they’re maliwan? they remind me a lot of the maliwan drop ship things that fly overhead when you enter promethea

YESSS okay this is the start of some PRETTY WILD twin stuff

troy: missing his tattoos, blind in one eye, has a weird mark above his eyebrow. also, no metal bits!

Tyreen!!! with a red stripe across her left cheek going up to her eye??? no tattoos on her left arm as far as we can see, but that might be for marketing reasons (she’s also covering up part of her bicep). she’s also missing her coat and chains and wearing a different glove.

we also have a bunch of bl2 VHs taking up space. again i think hayder hype is right in that they’re simply placeholders. not much else to say, but 

this trend of Tyreen having red markings on her face and Troy being blind in an eye (or both) actually continues through a fair amount of these posters!!!

more cover art. one of my least favorites again... i just think it looks like the psycho is puking out the VHs. also, seems to be an older version of the psycho mask.

fl4k seems to be less rendered than the rest of the cast? like they have less detail, especially on their coat

also you can see an older looking space shuttle up at the top, which reminds me a lot of the one we use in TFTBL to get to helios. except less caravanny and more rockety

the splatter also reminds me of siren powers, with the purple and the glitter. it’s cool that it’s showing a different shot than what’s behind it. maybe a hint to siren powers because it’s sort of like a portal.

more puke! 

this time troy is blind in both eyes it seems,

tyreen seems to still have a mark on the left side of her face, im wondering if this ties into her scars at all? it doesn’t seem as prominent as the previous red mark.

Zane seems to have an actual eye patch instead of his more high-tech eye patch, which reminds me a lot of the leaked character concepts from like january i wanna say

amara seems to be dual wielding lol i wonder if originally that was going to be one of her 3 skills but then they were like “wait salvador. wait. nisha. FUC-”

also fl4k is being obscured by this weird saturn-like planet. let them be free!

moze is missing, the saturn like planet shows up 2 times total, and that blue/yellow ship is seen again behind troy

as for the purple stuff? you already know my theory that the twins are going to be using the chemical sludge on elpis to empower their followers. it could also just be straight eridium/slag. you know, like the testing from the WEP with bloodwing and even krieg. we’ll have to see. it would be interesting if they tied krieg into the story through there.

i do lowkey think it’s chemical sludge though, because some of it is actually glowing blue in places, you can see it clearly below amara’s feet. maybe some tie in to siren powers cuz they glow the same blueish color. who knoooows not i

big shot of this psycho here, looks like he’s crumbling. 

i really like the 4 VHs standing at the base with the elongated shadows. very dark vibes from this tho, probably not suitable for the series as a whole. i can see why maybe they decided not to do it. 

i wonder if we’ll see this giant psycho statue somewhere on pandora. it would certainly be a sight to behold. 

also i kinda wish we had cloaks like the concept art shows. cloaks are cool

more sketchy art. this one is also kinda strange, i definitely get why they decided not to go thru with it.

possibly tie-in with the ‘mother’ imagery we get on the propaganda signs across pandora.

lmfao the foot

very bl2 like, im glad they didn’t stick with this. i like that they decided to change things up

troy seems to be blind and also missing his metal implants on his face. his jacket also looks a lot different, it looks more like tyreen’s with the spikes and stuff across it. we also can’t see his metal arm at all, tho we do see his sword! which looks a lot different, im glad they decided to revamp it to be more visually interesting lol

tyreen is more interesting to me. it looks like her right arm has like a silver coating over it? unless that is a metal arm as well. she also is wearing a different kind of glove. her tattoos are missing as well, but again, it’s probably because of the cover art. her scars also definitely seem to have reached her left cheek at some point.

zane also looks a lot different, tho amara, moze, and fl4k look about the same.

another shot of the ship, this one is definitely the blue/yellow one. there’s gotta be some significance with that, right? either we’re getting skins for sanc-iii, we’re going to be painting it a new color, or it’s a different ship.

what the HECK

maybe the twins stole sanc-ii and we’re using sanc-iii. idek. this ship is driving me up a wall lol

gun head.

not a lot to say here. i actually like this one lol it’s very mellow and straight to the point. it’s nice that the logo is right in the middle, not at the top like most of them.

game. buy it. okay? cool.

similar to the other background we did, a bit different. again, like @ifalnasminiatures pointed out, the twins are actually palette swapped here. 

Zane also has the old eyepatch on his right eye instead of his left eye, and his jacket is black instead of blue. fuckin’ edgelord.

one of my favorite ones out of all of them. it’s beautiful, i really wish they had kept it. Fl4k is missing but i assume they were meant to go next to Amara? i also think it’s interesting Moze is in the front, as I took Amara to be the leader this time around. Zane is also an older design, with the eyepatch back on his left eye again (starting to think this is an aesthetic thing lol) and a black jacket instead of blue.

We see the twins on the top. Tyreen has that mark on her face again, and Troy is the same as the last few covers.

We also see Maya, Zer0, and for some reason Brick? Which is weird to me considering we have a few other characters who initially feel much for important to the story (cough Lilith cough), but I’m not complaining. 

the purple splatters again make me think this is a tie in to eridium/slag/elpis’s chemical sludge. i also like the logo being worked into the design instead of just thrown on top, i think that’s a nice detail

i couldn’t find a great shot of this poster which is a shame because it’s one of my favorites

a lot of baddies to go around on here. i love the dude up top, he reminds me of the Anchormen from the captain scarlett dlc in bl2!

these dudes

we can see Punk Girl on the left again

and this guy who appears to be in some medieval armor

i have no idea what’s going on there but i am EXCITED

i’ve been thinking and tbh i think the multiple planets thing was just an excuse for gearbox to go absolutely ham on the character designs/settings. 

i mean why should they have to hold back all their medieval armor designs for another dlc like tiny tina’s? all their pirate/sea-fairing designs for a pirate dlc? fuck it! go WILD. i think they did, anywho

there’s also this post which... tbh i can’t make out much at all. again, seems like an older psycho mask design. it looks like there are characters in the splatter on the bottom left, but it’s very hard to tell who’s who, especially at this angle and image quality lol

if we get a better shot later on i may return to this piece and try to figure things out!

we also have this piece which is giving me huge ‘Happy Together’ vibes. very trippy

moze looks like she’s using an untextured atlas gun? dunno what’s going on with that tbh lol

i really like this one too. it’s cool. i get why maybe they wanted to go a little crazier tho, feels too simplistic for the MAYHEM vibe they’re going for.

oof! can we get an F in chat for whatever planet/moon this is

lots of pink floyd vibes going on here as well

we see a different looking blue/yellow ship flying away from the explosion. it seems to missing a lot of the parts that make sanc-iii so recognizable including the engines/wings

i like the destruction vibe they’re going for here, really sells the “universe destroying power” the twins are supposedly going to get. 

anyway, in addition to the cover art pieces, we also got a few concept art pieces as well!

this bit which looks like a gun

you see the aiming mechanism up there? you see how it’s aimed at that planet/moon? yeah i 100% timed this so you’d see the above concept art with this immediately after :P (im kidding i didn’t but hey now you don’t have to scroll)

fuck yeah babey

we also have seen something similar to this in the gameplay trailer!

i didn’t actually think it was a giant fucking GUN tho. can we get an F in chat for Promethea and/or whatever else this thing gets aimed at

yooo

i thought this was opportunity at first cuz of the bridge but it’s more likely promethea

when u go meet zer0 you can see some water surrounding the city so i would guess this is somewhere else on promethea

im mostly interested in the giant fuckin triangle in the middle of that courtyard looking area

oh also the giant trench of destruction on the right there. that’s probably important, too.

more concept art!

i think the bottom of the 4 VHs is actually what was leaked in january.

some art of the twins on the left there, tyreen is so much shorter than troy omfg

and this does indeed looks to be a younger version of angel so credit to @prettypinkdork for mentioning that on my angel post. it is nice to see those tech-y wings in action, definitely does prove it’s her.

we can also see this art of what i think is Punk Girl, which is interesting to me because she looks to be doing something with her right hand. possible siren powers? maybe! 

we also get a much cooler, bigger version of that maliwan ship people were talking about, with what look to be maliwan... eye bots? surrounding it. this is soooo fuckin awesome to me because it reminds me of a sailboat. and airships are fucking COOL

but something interesting is that i don’t think this ship was actually always maliwan

we got an A in the back here... for Atlas? i mean... you know it’s coming... the colors would match up. Yeahhhhhhh...

more interesting is that it actually looks like maliwan covered it up with their flags/tarps. i would not be surprised if this was claimed by maliwan possibly during the takeover.

a cyclone, with a whole fuckin lot of detail. just... holy shit.

not much else to say here though. i like the stuffed animal on the side, though

a better shot of jakobs manor which holy shit looks badass as fuck

big turret/observation thing on the right there? im not sure

pretty sure this is eden-6. also more tropical trees? possibly a water planet? but maybe just ocean on eden-6. also there seems to be like webbing on whatever is on the road, so maybe some spider-like wildlife?

most important to me is this

yeah i would bet that’s eridium/slag/the chemical sludge from elpis

im pretty convinced this is something on elpis mostly because the DAHL logo on the side. which again, they were on pandora yes but they were mining for iridium not eridium. if this was pandoran pumping stations, that would be hyperion.

i do think this is elpis. and i do think the twins are using the chemical sludge that mutated the lost legion into those fake siren things to give their followers superpowers.”holy holy holy” indeed.

this, plus the rakk wings on the psycho in the mask of mayhem are just convincing me more and more

that’s all for now folks. i gotta run

[creepypocky]

"Hello, whenever you’re free I’d like to request a matchup! Romantic, if you will — sorry if I spam liked u btw!! I was lagging aaaa //

My pronouns are she/they, mostly fem <3 I’m bisexual. As for my sense of fashion I surround my aesthetic on spooky/halloween themes, slasher squad shirts, oranges and fall colours, mostly ripped, black high waist jeans and either baggy xxl shirts or crop tops! I usually pair them with beanies, fishnets, etc. As for makeup, I wear eyeliner and smoky eyeshadow, do mascara, my eyebrows, and gloss! If it matters I have black hair, hazel eyes, and tannish skin.

As for my hobbies, I like to draw mostly! I write and create characters for shows and interests I have. I watch a lot of anime and I adore horror movies (shocker?) I like broadway and superhero movies! I actually want to be an actor in the future :-) I’m a huge ambivert and a Leo! I’m also an ESFP, the entertainer!

Ideally, I like to surround myself with things that interest me. For people I like to have them lead the conversations, and I love anyone that can make me laugh or… honestly, just give me attention. I enjoy intelligent conversations but I really love going out with people and just enjoying life. Late night runs to walmart, walking through the wilderness, hanging out at malls or skate parks, just driving down the orange-lit highways… just like, living in the moment.

I really dislike people who always dim the mood. I dislike when people have dark humor or jokes generally in bad taste. I can’t stand people who compete over achievements. As for general things I dislike, I’d list down things like… toxic ships/unhealthy dynamics for characters and people, I hate citrus, I don’t like (other people’s) children much, I dislike when people talk on theme park rides or in the movies. For random favorites, I like saint bernards, orange/red/yellow themes, halloween (of course), parties, reading, bees, and seals!! :) "

Hii!! I'm finally getting to ya, I can't even check the time people send me stuff but I didn't see my submissions until now lmfaoo but I hope you weren't waiting for too long. I hope you're having a great day. :)

I'm matching you with: BEN Drowned

First of all, he most definitely LOVES your style, he has a total thing for girls that wear dark/spooky stuff, and especially fishnets he will just go crazy lmaooo.

He's more of a video game guy, but this doesn't mean he doesn't like movies. Since he's normally on technology anyway, he doesn't mind at all just sitting on a couch with you, his arm around your shoulder watching whatever movie you want or suggest for him. He personally has a thing for horror movies and such too, he has a whole collection of cool ass horrors that he's personally not very scared of since yknow, considering his job and the kind of being he is it wouldnt make sense for him to be scared lmfao but he likes seeing your reactions and even when you're not scared or the movie is bad, he loves to make fun of the movie with you and laugh at the mistakes they made or how dumb the characters are. He also thinks action and superheros are cool too especially since the video games he plays have a lot of action in them so he just naturally sees himself controlling the people in the movie lmao.

He loves seeing your art and your writing, its a nice change for him from just constant gaming or staring at a screen, and reading your writing and seeing your skill when drawing gives him more life than he usually has (which is ironic considering he's a ghost lmao).

When you make original characters, he likes to code games to add your characters into them in a creative way and you two just play around with it and just have fun as everything else is in total chaos LMAOO.

He has this weird joke where he makes fun of people that like anime or "lol weeb" kind of humor but deep down he watches anime religiously and when you mention you like watching anime he'll make fun of you at first but will end up slipping up and saying he likes a certain anime, and once you pry him enough after that you see all the anime he has hidden away on his TV and you both can just spend hours and hours talking about anime, talking about the ones you like and don't like and sometimes arguing because one of you likes one the other doesn't and sometimes it annoys the other pastas because you two can be so loud.

He's also very willing to start a conversation with you if you aren't able to start one because he just has so many memes in his head. He's not the best as intelligent conversations but its okay because he's 100% willing to just let you talk on and on about things that interest you or hear you rant about psychology or societal issues, and if he's not feeling brain dead as fuck he will most likely contribute and actually give his 2 cents and trust me, when he does, he's actually very down to earth and understanding about things like that. He just doesn't normally show that because he invests himself in videogames too much to care most of the time but if you bring it up and he's interested he loves to have a conversation with you.

He loves making you laugh, he could just sit with you for hours cracking jokes and never get tired of it since he gets to see the smile on your face and it brightens his day up. He also loves looking through memes and watching dumb videos on youtube with you. And don't you worry, he will give you attention all damn day if you want it. He's just so smitten with you, when you two are around the other pastas he constantly shows you off to them and shows them how your his.

He's mostly a shut-in guy but it's most definitely a breath of fresh air for him to go outside for awhile with you to a Walmart or a mall when he's able to conceal his, ghost-ness. You're one of the only people he's willing to go out in public with, and when you both do he just lives in the moment with you and you two do all kinds of fun stuff together. You're such a nice change for him in his life and he loves you for that.

He also dislikes people to dim the mood mostly because he's a memey guy and hates it when people take a joke too seriously or make the joke unfunny, it just annoys him. He has a bit of dark humor which is kind of given considering he is a serial killer but if it makes you uncomfortable he totally understands and will refrain from using that kind of humor when you're around. You two also share a love for halloween, since he's a ghost and doesn't really have the... human kind of appearance and it's unusual for Slender to let him take on a human form, halloween gives him a chance to go out on the streets with you and not worry about his appearance and he also gets to change into a cosplay with you.

He also doesn't like children lmao, they're so noisy to him and disrupt his videogame time when they're around. He's really not much of a reader but if it's your writing he most definitely will read it, or if you really want to share a book with him he doesn't mind going out of his way to read it. He might end up even enjoying it and coding the actions in the book into a videogame. He likes parties too, mostly because it can be a ground of total pranktime for him. He'll probably throw citrus at you just to be like "Shit, my bad. Bye".

You like bees and seals? Alright, this man will literally kidnap so many bees for you to look at. Oh, whats that weird thing in the background? He totally didn't hack into an aquarium place just to get you a seal or anything...

I hope you enjoyed this matchup :)) sorry if there's a little too much, but I enjoy learning about you people and being able to put my perspective on the pastas personalities to use by putting them in matchups and relating them to yall. Anyways, I hope you're taking care of yourself and having a great day! :)