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ghostlylicious · 5 months

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moot always got the hit tweets on private

anyways yeah thats how i imagine their first conversation goes

#the witcher #dandelion witcher #jaskier #the witcher 3 wild hunt #the witcher things #the witcher on crack #credit to the person who made the edit bc i just found it on pinterest😭#the witcher lambert #incorrect quotes #twitter #funny thing is it wasnt even related to the witcher their tweets are never related to anything i like #they just keep making tweets that remind me of my favorite fictional characters its so crazy

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twistedappletree · 4 months

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hannibard · 5 months

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Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

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spielzeugkaiser · 3 months

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One thing I've been asked a few times: Did the mountain happen for bear!Jaskier?

It did, but Jaskier stood his ground! And not with 'Burn Butcher, burn' afterwards.

#jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #song: the ballad of lucy gray baird #bear!jaskier #witcher!jaskier #Jaskier is not taking that much shit from Geralt! their relationship is different here #(since this is already an established relationship)#but also because Jaskier is older and more experienced #(it still hurts tho)#but I think it does change things in their relationship that in this 'verse Jaskier experiences time in the same way that Geralt does #I think human Jaskier felt the weight of the years he spent at Geralts side much more in this scene #and the unrequited feelings!#(S3 Jaskier can shut his lying liar mouth he was definitely in love at this point look at what he says but then what he SINGS how he acts!!#but since this is an established relationship - the drop is not THAT bad #Jaskier is more resigned than anything else #geralt is hard nut to crack emotionally

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cherryjuicegf · 2 years

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roach pov where she just switches owners through the years and calls every one of them geralt

#i've cracked the code #the witcher

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blood-inthefields · 5 months

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In which Yennefer declares her love for Tissaia in public.

#Yennaia #Tissaia de Vries #Yennefer of Vengerberg #The Witcher #Yennaia crack #The Witcher crack #Vilgefortz

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keepinginkspots · 1 year

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season 1 jaskier still holds my heart

#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher netflix #dandelion #the witcher fanart #joey batey #honestly im once again hiding from client work theres only so much editorial one person can do before they crack #joey batey is such a gem and i am glad he and his music exists #also everything but the colour is painted or a pencil drawing its about 80% traditional with some colour overlays and some spicy layer mode

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sapphicshitandsuch · 3 months

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Tissaia: Darling, sweetie, love of my life. Yennefer: Yennefer: You're mad at me, aren't you? Tissaia: Absolutely livid.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #tissaia de vries #yennaia #yennaia crack #yennefer of vengerburg #yennefer x tissaia #the witcher crack #the witcher #the witcher netflix

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virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis · 11 months

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#witcher 3 #tw3 #witcher crack #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #geralt #vernon roche #radovid v #emiel regis #gaunter o'dimm #anna henrietta #dandelion #roach #pls forgive me for roach there was no one else to put in that corner #at least it's a little funny?

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roughentumble · 2 months

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ok shipping geralt and superman and jaskier, what universe shenanigans do we imagine it happening in:

1. the witcher universe(superman falls through a portal)

2. dc universe(geralt and jaskier fall through a portal)

3. fusion universe(dc universe is the future version of the continent, where either:

3a: geralt and jaskier are immortal and just eventually reached the "modern era" with metropolis and superman, or

3b: geralt and jaskier and the gang were born in more "modern" times instead of ye olden continent)

#theres also 4. superman was always a part of the witcher universe and 5. geralt and jaskier were always a part of dc #but i dont find those as fun for crack ships! so i did not list them in the body of the post #witcher tag #ogc tag

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teatitty · 5 months

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Was showing some TW3 Lambert scenes to Rae tonight and it's soooo cute that he's such an emotional drunk. Depending on dialogue choices, you can have a scene play out where Geralt's like "you know you're like a little brother to me right?" And Lambert goes "[voice cracking] Why would you say that to me? I'm gonna cry. Come here" and as he moves in for a hug he knocks the empty wine bottle to the floor and just shatters it everywhere ruining the moment asfrtdfgt they're all such a fucking mess

#the witcher games #kaer morons #there's also one where his voice cracks and his brothers give him shit for it #idk if he sounds young in the other versions of the game #but in the english he genuinely sounds like he's in his 20's and it makes so much sense now after looking up the book timelines #and learning he's not much older than dandelion #since witchers age slower than humans he's literally like. a baby in witcher years still. I love him #[I'm not being literal about the baby thing don't get weird abt it]

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ghostlylicious · 10 months

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