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#the worst brainrot
phlegmykins · 1 year
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"You’re a real piece of work, Harry, you know that?"
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faustandfurious · 1 year
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Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:
The protagonist isn’t always right
The protagonist isn’t always good
The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable
The narrator isn’t always right
The narrator isn’t always good
The narrator isn’t always telling the truth
The narrator isn’t always the author
The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap
Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say
Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say
A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books
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denjidenjiji · 2 months
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I wish to be have this level of gender.
Gonna get top surgery in the future trust!!!
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yourtamaki · 3 months
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zoro does this thing where he’ll press his cheek against yours when he fucks you in missionary, likes how he can feel flushed he’s made you and how with your mouth so close to his ear he can’t miss any of your gasps and moans <3 it’s totally not because he needs a break from looking at your face cause all the watery eye contact you’re giving him nearly made him cum way too early
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maxcuntstappen · 22 days
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F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)
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chrollohearttags · 8 months
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NAIL TECH MIKASA
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chaotic-clouds · 2 months
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Pspspspsps Sally face fandom I miss u 💔 please take this messy sketch practice as an offering
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henclair · 11 months
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SOMETIMES the gays in space…. ARE EVIL!!!
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saltlog · 3 months
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harmonysanreads · 7 months
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Important question.
Do you think that crybaby emotionally unsmart rain peepaw has a high chance of accidentally misunderstanding a compliment from his darling as darling courting him?
Very charming description anon, 10/10.
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Definitely possible, especially if he's deep in his feelings for you. He has a few points to justify himself as well. Firstly because that's what his intention is when he compliments you, so he assumes it must be yours as well. He's seen plenty of couples exchanging sweet words and young men showering their person of interest in compliments (an act he'd later come to know as flirting and which would create an entirely new predicament) so, he's quite confident he's on the right track. After all, if you wanted to pursue a relationship with someone, you'd naturally want to soften them with every move at your disposal, right? The fact that compliments can come from a friendly perspective eludes him entirely due to his hyper-focus on his own goal.
Neuvillette is the type of person who always returns any kind words directed to him, every time you compliment him or even go close to that territory, he makes sure to return them with the utmost sincerity. It's easy for him to find something to say because his attention is glued to you the moment you enter his eye-sight. Sometimes, words escape him before he can even think, which has led to some awkward situations. He doesn't expect the same treatment from you, but if you did the same for him, he'd be ecstatic. He's in such a good mood for the rest of the day, with the widest smile and flush on his face that the news makes it to the front page of the Steambird the very next day.
Neuvillette also “rationalizes” his feelings based on existing records and dubious advice from his surroundings, because he lacks proper guidance in making him process his own emotions. He's been under the assumption that you like—no, love him as well for quite a while. Accordingly, he's been making preparations to alleviate your relationship to the next level. So, imagine his confusion when you awkwardly clarify that you don't, in fact, see him in that way. You're relieved when you see that he isn't offended, the Chief Justice even apologizes for jumping to conclusions. A few moments pass and he's still thinking over everything before he abruptly claims that you're lying. Ohhh, he gets it. You must be shy, is all! No need to admit it now in that case, he's a patient man after all. However, do not be fooled to believe that he'll take anything but ‘yes’ as an answer.
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hotnerdywizard · 2 months
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Ahoy ahoy, we know that Gale has amazing hands, they're ever so delicious and throw us into a horny vortex and I don't plan on being yeeted anytime soon.
I think he would be big into textures, fabric in particular and if we're going down this rabbit hole lace.
Can I get some sexy (or not) ramblings on how Gale would react to Tav sauntering up to him in some lacey ensemble.
I can repay the favour with Gale screenshots 🤣
Hello hello 👋🏼
GALE’S. HANDS. 🥵🥵
Sorry, had a little moment there, thinking about his beautiful, elegant hands — those long, slender fingers, the things he can do with them… Aaand I digress again 😂
But yes! Lace! Lace is a double whammy for Gale, because not only does he get to enjoy the texture of it, but it’s also very nice to look at so he would get an extra kick out of that, like the little sensual being that he is.
Imagine this (sorry it’s long, I got carried away):
You have not been able to indulge yourself for a while. The road to Baldur’s Gate has been fraught and full of peril, so you have been wearing the most sensible undergarments in your possession. Vanity is a thing of the past — you can’t even remember if you ever had any to begin with.
As you look around Facemaker’s Boutique, you suddenly realise that Gale has only ever really seen you in combat gear, and a pang of self-consciousness shoots through you as you wish you could be more beautiful for him. Not that he minds, really. In fact, he seems to prefer it when you wear nothing at all.
But tonight is special. Tonight you will finally enjoy sleeping in a real bed after weeks on the road. You will enjoy the luxury of a readily-available bath, of fresh sheets, of perfumed skin. The luxury of being alone with him without worrying about the rest of your unlikely band of adventurers. No need for subterfuge, no need for politeness, no need for restraint.
So, yes — why shouldn’t you invest some of your well-looted earnings to buy something that would be as much for yourself as it would be for him?
Your gaze lingers on a delicate, lacy number in the most beautiful lilac hue. It’s Gale’s palette, and you instantly know it was meant to be. You don’t even flinch when Figaro tells you the eye-watering price. You just know it’s worth it. For him.
He suspects something is up when you have to literally plead him to leave the room you just set foot in. He wants you, and he wants you now. You want him too — desperately, as you always do — but you have to stay strong, reminding yourself that your reward will be all the greater, if you can somehow just wait. So you push him out of the room, and the look he gives you is enough to set your core ablaze. You know he will make you pay for this in the most sinfully delicious way he can. He never disappoints.
You languidly lay in the bathtub as you scrub away all the dust, the dirt, the blood that seem to be the makeup of your new existence. Your hands trail over your body, but they are poor substitutes for his. Soon.
You dry and arrange your hair neatly, a few drops of perfume purposefully placed on your pulse points, and slip into what you hope will be the maker of Gale’s ruin, covering your scantily-clad body with a matching robe of iridescent gossamer fabric. Another indulgence, another gift you couldn’t simply resist giving him.
When you finally allow him in, his eyes grow wide and his mouth hangs in disbelief, silenced for once. He looks at you as if you’re made of the Weave itself, your robe shimmering with your every move in an explosion of purples and blues. A twinkling constellation to match his beautiful illusions.
His hands caress the delicate fabric, appreciating the sheer artistry that it would have taken to create such a beautiful garment. His nimble fingers make deft work of the laces holding it close — he needs to see more of you, all of you, because no matter how breathtaking you look right now, nothing can compare to the beauty of your naked body.
When the robe falls off and pools at your feet, Gale’s breath hitches in his throat. Lilac looks wonderful on you, the delicate craftsmanship of your undergarments enhancing your shape, hugging each curve, highlighting your best assets and rendering your lover truly lost for words. For no words are fit to convey your beauty and the depths of his desire for you.
His fingers softly trace the lacey pattern, contouring each leaf, each petal, each delicately crafted branch. It’s a true work of art, meant for his eyes only, and yet it only pales in comparison to the real masterpiece underneath it.
You shiver with every touch, trembling with every devouring look he places upon you. Although you are still somewhat clothed, you feel naked under his hungry gaze.
When he brings his mouth down to sample the fabric on his tongue, and hear his throaty moans of appreciation, you cannot help but wonder what good you have ever done in this world to deserve this man.
You cling to him for fear your legs may give way, as he explores every inch of you, undeterred by the barrier of fabric just barely preventing his lips from touching your most sensitive spots. You are the sweetest of treats, and he will surely take his time before he finally unwraps you.
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drabdoodler · 30 days
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wow! More ISAT! Who could’ve guessed!
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flimsy-spine · 2 months
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my favorite madney scenes: [20/?] ⇢ Monsters, 3.06
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ghostinghome · 4 months
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kid :33
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cant fuckin believe that tdp writers said “oh yeah we intended viren as a straight man when we first wrote him” and then have this
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in the same breath
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softcenteregg · 11 months
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// reunion //
(”What if I just gave them both longer hair.”)
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