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[the-spam-specialist]

I DESPERATELY need help

Costs this month have been rough. I'm down to $30 in my bank account. I need donations in order to get by. I hate having to do this, I really do. But I'm freaking out and desperate.

If you can, please please please donate to my Ko-Fi. I have cats to feed and groceries to buy. Please help me. No pressure, of course. Only donate if you can spare the money. Don't go bankrupt for me.

Please reblog if you can to spread this around. I need all the help I can get.

[kowtownart]

It's Snowy! The Spamton from my good friend @the-zoni-enthusiast​  ‘s amazing new Fic: Frozen System!

If you haven't had a chance to, you should read it!! It’s an amazing read so far!!

[disastrouslyyours]

Drabble request!

Remember when I told you about giving NEO belly rubs, only to give him a false sense of security... 😈

You know what to do

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS. I used your SNEO from "I Have to Help" as inspiration hehe, hope you don't mind. :)

There were so many things about your new robot friend you didn’t understand, and didn’t know if you’d ever understand. Some things you did understand were as follows: he was incredibly affectionate, wildly over protective, and wonderfully easy to please. All it took was a little head scratch, or a warm, fluffy stack of pancakes, and Spamton was all but purring in delight.

Curling up against his oversized frame was one of your favorite activities. His body always radiated a gentle warmth, making his hugs feel like heated, weighted blankets wrapping around you. On rare occasions, like tonight, he would allow you to explore the intricacies of his armor, letting you trace your finger along the bumps and grooves of his chest plate.

On this particular evening, you felt a little daring.

You had been silently outlining the triangular glass panels on his chest, careful not to touch the glass itself. Spamton had been looking down at you, head tilted in curiosity. You looked back up at him and smiled before slowly trailing your hand lower, gently grazing your fingers along the smooth plastic of his midsection. His expression changed as he grunts out your name as a warning, grabbing your hand in his own.

“Relax, I’ll be gentle. Promise.” He narrows his eyes at you, but reluctantly lets go of your hand. You open your palm and gently rub your hand across the black paneling, and he relaxes against your touch. He hums softly, and brings his own hand up to lightly scratch your back. It’s a sweet gesture, and it almost makes you reconsider your plan.

Almost.

Spamton closes his eyes, resting his chin gently on your head, still purring softly in delight at your gentle caresses. With a smirk and without warning, you dig your fingers into a seam in the panel. Spamton shrieks and tries to move away from you, unintentionally falling over in the process. Seizing the opportunity, you straddle him as you continue to knead into his sides. Giggles bubble out of him as he squirms underneath you, a slight blush spreading on his cheeks. He chokes out your name and you stop, resting your hands against his sides.

“NOT [Fair and Square].” He pouts, still lying on his back.

“I’d apologize, but I’m not sorry.” You tease, pushing a finger into his side.

“OH? IS THAT SO.” He shifts to sit up and you fall into his lap. He smirks as he wraps his arms around you. “THEN LET ME [Return Service] THE FAVOR.”

“Spam, wait-” He presses two fingers against your sides, and you squeak.

“RELAX,” He purrs your name, and you feel a blush spread across your face. “I’LL BE [Gentle], I [Pinky Promise].” He leaves you no time to protest as he kneads into your stomach and you burst into laughter. He beams at you as you giggle and squirm in his arms. Your attempts to wriggle out of his hold are in vain, but then again, do you really want to escape?

[secrettimeladystories]

Gaster headcanons pls

Gaster my beloved

So first off, I realize that this is vague so I’m just gonna do general HC’s. If you wanted shipping HC’s, go ahead and send another request please!

Gaster Headcanons

Def the skelebros big brother

Hella protective

After so long in the void, this man is hella touch starved

The sort of person who’s horrendous at self care, but very firm on pushing others to take care of themselves

Quietly a sucker for sweets

Fascinated by the excess of human culture (grocery stores, Netflix, etc)

Tends to be rather contemplative of his situation, can be prone to zoning out

The poor guy has some pretty severe nightmares, so he tends to avoid sleeping when he can. This doesn’t always work out so well, as he does need it, but he compensates with absurd amounts of caffeine

Best big bro for fun, not necessarily for safety

Once something has his attention, it’s got his full attention. Good luck shaking it off if you don’t want it

Thanks so much for this ask! It was a lot of fun getting into the void man’s head!

[danscarf]

Ralsei-Clank!

Clank is up and ready for some Halloween fun. A drawing inspired by @the-zoni-enthusiast's drawing!

[acamart]

Merry Christmas, @the-zoni-enthusiast! I love your fanfics, they always cheer me up when I’m down! Here’s fanart for you featuring Reader and Spamton. I hope you like it!

[randomcharacter101]

I just love this fic so much, so i made some fanart of these two idiots:) thanks for a great fic @the-zoni-enthusiast really enjoyed it(even if you punched me in the guts during the family drama arc-)

[janellion]

Wait can I get a double date w bokay? 🥺👉👈 I know I got like 8 boyfriends u can choose whatever u want lolol it just seems cute

maria bb!! how are you?? i’m sorry this took lich rally 2 weeks for me to write )): but i hope you enjoy it!! we’re going to a coffee shop for our date <3(:

bokay & mariahi? asaria? marahi? double date!! 

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the smell of coffee and quiet din of the coffee shop in the background bring a smile to your face as you push the door open, your eyes immediately finding the warm smile and gentle brown eyes of the tall man behind the counter. his brown hair is pulled back in a loose bun, and the black of the apron around his waist contrasting with the bright white of his button-up shirt. 

upon hearing the bell above the door jingle, asahi looks up, his eyes finding yours and his face breaking out into a smile as he waves you over, his latest customer heading to the end of the counter. 

“hey sweetheart, how are you doing?” he asks, his deep voice light and his eyes twinkling upon seeing you approach with a smile of your own decorating your face 

“i’m doing pretty well, i saw a cute bunny on my way over!” you say with a small laugh. asahi’s cheeks heat up upon seeing the bright smile on your face, the way your eyes light up as you recall the sight of the small bunny on the side of the road. “how are you?” you ask, leaning forward on the counter, enjoying the light blush across asahi’s face. 

“it’s been a good day,” he chuckles softly, his hand reaching for a cup. “your regular?” he asks, casting his eyes up to meet yours after he writes your name on the cup, a heart dotting the “i” as he has every time since you first started coming in.   

you nod your head, glancing around the shop before your gaze returns to asahi, a look of confusion on your face. “are they--?” you start to say before you’re interrupted by the sound of the bell at the door and the “HEY ASAHI! MARIA!” that follows.

turning around, you see bokuto in the doorway, his bright golden eyes finding you and asahi at the counter as he surges into the shop, his hand intertwined in mine as i look around, throwing some apologetic smiles, but mostly turning toward you and asahi, waving enthusiastically to match bo’s voice. 

“hey, maria, how are you?” i ask as we approach the counter, bo going up to asahi and ordering “whatever that fun special is this week!” for himself, before turning to me, his eyebrow quirked. “chai, right babe?” 

i smile at you, a silent apology for being interrupted before turning to bo, a “that’s right!” causing him to throw a wide smile toward the two of us before chatting with asahi about the special drink of the week.

you tell me about the bunny you saw on your way here, showing me a photo as we head over to a table, leaving bo to wait for the drinks as he chats with the asahi’s coworker, who looks thankful for the sudden surge in excitement to help them get through the end of their shift. 

after a few minutes of gushing over the photo, bo walks over with our drinks, asahi following behind him with a black coffee with milk, handing it to you with a smile as he settles into the seat behind you, his hand finding yours under the table. 

as bo excitedly tells me a story about what he and akaashi got up to yesterday on their weekly “adventure lunches,” his excited gestures and my laugh in the background, asahi turns to you his brow somewhat furrowed as he glances from you to the coffee in your hand. 

“is it okay? i used this new brew this time that i heard was good but i wasn’t sure if you’d like it --” the words tumble softly into the space between you as he gives your hand a gentle squeeze. 

“it’s perfect,” you smile at him, bringing the cup up to your lips and giving it a small slip, watching out of the corner of your eye as relief washes over asahi’s face, his eyes softening and his shoulders relaxing. “are you off early?” you ask, eyeing the black apron that’s still tied around asahi’s waist. 

asahi blushes, his warm eyes finding yours after glancing down to the floor for a moment. “you told me you were going to be coming in around now so i waited to take my break to see you,” he says, sheepishly at first but confidence growing in his voice with every word.  you smile over at him, heat rushing to your cheeks too, but it could be the warmth of the coffee in your hand. “i’m glad you did,” your hand squeezing his under the table as you settle in to your seat, asahi’s arm going to drape behind you. 

glancing down at the coffee in your hand, you see a small scribble of sharpie on a side you hadn’t seen yet. rotating the cup, you’re met with a small doodle of a bunny, its tail a small heart. your eyes widen as you turn to asahi, but he’s already looking at you, his eyes soft and his smile warm. “i know how much you like them,” is all he says before you’re leaning over and pressing a quick kiss to his lips, easily ignoring the “OOOOHs” and “AAAAAHs” from bo and i in the background. 

the man next to you is the only thing on your mind. 

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THIS TOOK AGES TYSM FOR YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING BB i appreciate you 🥺i hope you enjoyed your double date w bokay!! (i told you it would be fine!! yall are CUTE hehe) 

🌻 bokay taglist (also my faves): @deadontheinsidebut @stcrryskies @sstardusty @zoni @kuronekomama @anianimol @the-kool-aid-man-is-real @nekoma-hoe @sugacookiies @churochuu @shoyosun (idk if y’all wanted to see this one i just thought i’d tag it!)

[sso-bluejay]

Wildchild. “Ace” or “Queen of Dreams.” Zony. Mare. Seven years old.

Ydris and I have never particularly gotten along, and I still don’t particularly like the man, nor can I quite let myself enjoy his shows and illusions even temporarily, knowing what intent was or, for all my better judgement reminds me, may still be the intents behind them, but I guess I will give him this.

Ace is a magically created Zony, something that has recently gotten a surge of interest across the island. They’re quite interesting creatures, and the magician creating a few of these fantastic creatures to go to good homes is, perhaps, one of the most genuine things I’ve ever heard off of his silver tongue. Perhaps the only thing I can take as completely genuine, though I still have a slight foreboding as to where the funds from my purchase and others are going.

But Ace certainly doesn’t seem to mind her new appearance, starting as a little buckskin painted Jorvik Pony and coming out looking like this, with quite the interesting magical touch remaining on her forehead. She’s a little ball of sunshine - energetic, enthusiastic, cuddly, and loving, so, really, I can’t regret bringing her home. I think her stripes may even have Storm a little jealous, though he’d no doubt deny such claims if they were ever brought up.

[foodgemsg]

https://ift.tt/37NlCHq Read on our visit to 10 Places To Visit In Poland by FoodGem

Poland, officially the Republic of Poland, is a country located in Central Europe. The centers of Polish Gothic are Kraków, Gdańsk, Toruń and Wrocław with its capital in Warsaw. Poland owns their Polish złoty, the credit card is mostly accepted at most of the shops and restaurants. Although Poland is located within Eurozone, prices are generally affordable. What caught me by surprise is the affordable data plan. Bought a 6gb data at 5złoty, which is equivalent to ~S$1.75. Not forgetting the beautiful architecture around Poland where you can master your photography skills.

DIY Personalise Your Very Own Gingerbread Man Cookie at The Living Gingerbread Museum

Do you know that Torun gingerbread is a symbol of centuries-old heritage? Here, we have travelled back to a 16th century bakery where we learned how to prepare gingerbread dough using a 500 years recipe under the gingerbread master guidance. Dress up our gingerbread with decorating ideas from the artisit painter.

2. Learn How To Cook Poland Cuisine at Baccaro Studio

Getting all excited for this culinary workshop as we learn how to cook authentic Polish food from scratch. And the theme comes with a focus on zero waste. This was a topic that we had to be very mindful about what we have in our kitchen, making sure that there’s less likelihood something goes to waste. We were given a task and that was to prepare polish potato dumplings. Grating potatoes from scratch, sieves the excess water, adding a decent amount of salt and finally adding flour to the mixture. Finally, scoop up the potato mixture with a spoon into the hot boiling water. What did we do to the leftover potatoes? We have added the potatoes into minced goose soup. And yay! Mission completed with zero waste.

3. Culinary Show On Goose Meat Preparation by Chef Piotr Lenart

My first ever experience witnessing goose meat preparation. It’s amazing to see how each part of the goose is used in Poland dishes. They can be made in carpaccio, rillettes, sausages, and even goose blood soup! It’s a wonderful goose feast with the local produce. Not forgetting the best goose tartar ever prepared by by Chef Piotr Lenart himself.

4. Hearty Lunch at 4 Pory Roku (4 Seasons) Restaurant

One of my favourite baked duck breast with the perfect pink blush in the middle, truly tender and juicy with a luscious crisp skin layered on a bed of spinach. Finally, styled with baked potatoes, mini turnip, orange peel then doused in a orange sauce.

I like this dessert because the crispy puff pastry contrasted with the soft warm pear and ice cream combination is simply divine.

5. Stay Warm With Zurek at Karczma Pod Strzechą

Sour Rye Soup (Zurek) is served with sausage and hard boiled egg in a bread bowl. You might be surprised as the soup is made from fermented rye bread and water, not meat. It has a distinctive hint of sour taste, comforting especially for the winter. Be sure to finish fast as the bread absorbs most of the broth, creating a cakey mixture.

6. Vodka Museum and Dinner at Zoni Restaurant (My Favourite Restaurant in Poland)

Zoni Restaurant, the revitalisation of Praga Koneser Center and its Polish Vodka Museum. We spent over an hour there tasting different liquors from potato vodka and bitter vodka to wheat vodka to traditional okovita before heading to Zoni Restaurant for our dinner. Zoni Restaurant is designed by Nizio Design International and is one of seven shortlisted restaurants for The World Interiors News Awards 2019. My favourite kind of seabass! Delicate, meaty texture with a nice buttery fat taste similar to halibut.

7. Warm Dessert to Keep You Cosy on Cold Night at Mokotowska 69

The sweet and warm caramelised plums and crumbles make the dreamiest vanilla ice cream topping.

8. A Visit To The Kozia Farma Goat Farm

Not a fan of goat cheese back in Singapore cause of the strong gamey smell. Glad that these varieties of goat cheese from organic goat farm are milder in taste with minimum gamey smell yet creamy in taste. Pssst, don’t forget to say hi to the goats. They’re so friendly and adorable.

9. Educational Apiary By Association of Beekeeping Enthusiasts ‘Nasze Pszczoly’ in Jablonna

Bees are critically important for the environment and to the economy. Almost 70% of the fruits and vegetables are pollinated by the bees. However, bees have been decimated due to climate change with only half of the breed surviving. There are various health benefits by consuming honey and advisable to consume at least 15g of honey a day. Glad to know that Poland has banned antibiotics in bees and so I’ve stocked up my honey supply!

10. ‘Brovaria Gdansk’ Brewery

Headed to Brovaria Gdańsk’ brewery and have tried lager, wheat and special beer kinds. The lager comes with a clear bitterness that paired well meat dishes while the wheat beer is more fruity paired well with fish, salad. Something special that you can only find it here is the special beer kinds. We‘ve tried Christmas Chocolate Beer that comes with a strong underlined chocolate and caramel note.

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[the-spam-specialist]

Financial Emergency: Medical Bills and Holiday Funds

As much as I hate asking for financial help...unfortunately, I need to.

For the short version: after experiencing health problems and over a dozen doctor visits, my medical bills are starting to pile up. This has left me on a very tight budget, including next to no holiday funds for Christmas shopping for my family and friends. And I fear that other costs will begin to suffer soon, like my food budget and bills.

Long and detailed story below:

So, I think I should give you guys some info about what's happened to me the past month. I've been to the doctor half a dozen times for gastro pain and some unusually excessive blood loss (I apologize for the gross implications).

The gastro troubles led to me being diagnosed with "gastroesophageal reflux disease," which is basically a mix of gas buildup, indigestion, and acid reflux. It's not life threatening and I'm taking meds to handle the pain. As for the excessive bleeding, the cause of it is still unknown. I'm actually going back in tomorrow to be tested for Cushing's disease.

As expected, all of these doctor visits have led to many medical bills. For blood draws, and ultrasounds, and even a CT scan. And this couldn't have come at a worse time since Christmas is rapidly approaching. My holiday funds have been drained. And I still have more bills to pay (still have two more doctor appointments coming up).

I apologize if any of this was TMI, but you guys deserve to know what's going on when I ask for financial help. All I can do now is ask any of you for help. Whether it's donating or spreading the post around or just offering me moral support, I genuinely appreciate you guys.

I'll be accepting donations through Ko-Fi. Thank you for your time.

[kowtownart]

Dont'cha just hate it when you have to stand idly by while two of your little friends fight it out?

(More RP shenanigans!)

[disastrouslyyours]

What if the Reader took an extreme interest in checking out Spamton NEO's wings? Sounds like it could be a...ticklish situation for him.

I know exactly what is happening here and I gotta say…I don’t hate it.

“Oh, wow, not what I expected.” When your friend told you he had an alternate form, this wasn’t exactly what you had in mind. Your typically 4’ tall puppet of a friend had suddenly become an over 10’ tall robot, complete with garishly neon pink and yellow armor.

“LIKE WHAT YOU [See For Yourself]?” He grins and wiggles his eyebrows, leaning over slightly to meet your gaze.

“Pfft, you wish.” You snort, and he huffs in reply, pushing steam out of his mouth.

“YOU’RE [No Fun], DO YOU KNOW THAT?” He pouts, crossing his arms and stretching out his wings. They’re mismatched colors, one a pink and yellow gradient with the other purple and green, and almost as long as he is tall. You gasp at the sight of them, in awe and admiration. Spamton notices you staring and smirks, fanning them just enough to cause a gentle breeze to sweep over you.

“YOU DO LIKE WHAT YOU SEE.” He teases, stretching them out completely. You feel your face flush, and Spamton’s smirk widens.

“Ok, ok, maybe your wings are kinda cool.” You roll your eyes and shift your weight awkwardly. “You got me there.” You walk towards him and he stares down at you. “Can I get a closer look?”

“ANYTHING FOR YOU, [Angel].” He purrs before shuffling himself into a seated position, patting his thigh as an invitation. You clamber onto him, leaning against his chest plates for support.

“Can I?” You ask as you reach a hand towards a wing. He hums in the affirmative and you turn your full attention towards the jagged scraps of sheet metal attached to his armor. Lightly, you trace a finger over the zig zags in the pattern where the colors meet. Spamton shudders, and you freeze. “You alright?”

“YES [Yes], OF COURSE.” He wraps an arm around you, pulling you closer against his chest. It’s surprisingly warm, and you hear a soft whirring sound coming from inside.

“Okay.” You continue to trace the outlines of the various colors. “The color gradient is so cool, pink and yellow are very ‘you’. And I like how the other wing is purple, that’s really sick.”

“KNEW YOU’D [Come Around] TO MY [Hot New Ride] EVENTUALLY-” He goes rigid when you swirl a finger around the inside corner of his wing, causing you to stop again.

“Spam, I’m gonna ask again. Are you alright?”

“[100%] [Absolutely].”

Experimentally, you drag your fingers down his wing and he shudders again. This time poorly hiding a small chuckle that escapes from him.

“Spamton, can you feel this? Are your wings ticklish?”

“AbsoLUTEly nOT-” He’s interrupted by you scratching your fingers against the middle of his wing. Giggles bubble out of him as he tries to twitch away from you, unintentionally holding you in place as he squeezes you against him.

“They so are! And it’s so cute.” You bring your other hand up to lightly scratch the joint where the wing attaches to his back, and he shrieks as he pushes you off of him. You land on the ground next to him and lean back, stretching your legs out beside him.

“Your wings definitely are ticklish.” You tease.

He scowls at you and you laugh. “THEY ARE NOT.” He shifts his weight so that he’s hovering over you, and your laughter turns to nervous giggles. He gently nudges you onto your back, and in one fell swoop pins both of your arms above your head. “BUT I KNOW WHAT IS.”

You open your mouth to protest, but can only shriek in reply as he kneads a single knuckle into your stomach. “SPAMTON NO-”

“SPAMTON [YES].” He purrs as he swirls an oversized finger around your stomach. Your attempts to free yourself from his grip are fruitless, and you’re left to accept your fate. Ah, well, you know how the old saying goes- curiosity killed the cat.

[danscarf]

A sketch of @the-zoni-enthusiast's character Corrin. I'm just a sucker for cooks and bakers.

[kowtownart]

My request is for you to draw something adorable! Which should be easy since your art is always adorable XD

I've seen a ton people drawing Spamton as a worm on a string, but i haven't seen any Furby Spams!

[kowtownart]

I have a request: your Spamton NEO with my regular Spamton. Big lad with his small friend.

i don't think Disk is very happy with this arrangement! First meetings!