#their vibes are rancid and i love them.

[your-local-hyperfixater]

I really adore how empathetic and honest Basim is in mirage. It's such a stark contrast to the cunty manipulative man we see in valhalla. They are both manipulative and know what to say to get what they want but valhalla Basim is more gross and crusty about it while mirage Basim is much more genuine and polite about it. Valhalla Basim harasses people for fun. Mirage Basim is very nice and polite about bothering anyone and does Not do it for fun

[greater-amaurot-polycule]

local dumbasses knew what they were getting into and did it anyway

[wordstome]

peace and love in the cod fandom if we learned to stop getting personally attached/invested in the voice actors and intrinsically associating them with characters we love

[autumnfangirler]

Becker family shenanigans >:) (ft. @villainsidestep's fawn becker and @idlenight's river becker! this was also inspired by their posts)

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[charaznablescanontoyota]

pls ignore if too spoilery, but can i ask for al's fk breakdown, if you have details? and also the item he is holding and its stats?

so when i made the team lineup image i did not actually go in and make all the players individually. that said? absolutely i will do al's player card right now it's a slow day at work

in my mind he has a careful bat of some kind and a gravity uhhh cap? were those the defense items? i don't remember enough about how items worked

also insplect only lets me get so granular but. guy who is built like a crab to me. i just know his laserlikeness and continuation are crazy. and omnisience/tenaciousness

in infinity blaseball au proper where all the kids meet in the hall he would also be incinerated obv. and probably have worse stats because his superallergy popped off at some point

[kennyomegasweave]

So Keen def recorded him and Captain in the locker room right? It wasn't Puen because he's basically the only good and non sketch guy in this show.

Captain records Keen, Keen gets expelled.

Keen, most likely, recorded Captain to get him expelled.

Captain gives up Puen to save his own ass.

A mess.

Puen really should just go somewhere else and leave all these bitches alone. Cause not a damn one of them is worth being around him. Including Aob, sorry boo.

[erabundus]

@rcgrator &&. said... "  ah  &  here  he  is  .  the  grand,  self  proclaimed  GOD  -  "  he  gives  an  icy  smile  as  ringed  hands  clasp  together, "  truly,  a  shame,  that  i  am  an  atheist  .  "  /  it's  a  hate  hate  relationship  your  honour  😌✨

it  takes  careful  application  of  every  scrap  of  COMPOSURE  kunikuzushi  has  to  keep  his  expression  impassive  —  if  only  because  he  does  not  deem  the  other  worthy  of  inspiring  EMOTION.  a  human,  an  insect.  a  wholly  unremarkable  creature,  tumbling  his  way  into  a  position  far  above  his  capabilities  through  sheer  luck  alone.  the  balladeer  likens  him  to  a  cat  —  some  designer  breed  with  long,  meticulously  styled  fur,  purring  away  on  the  lap  of  its  owner  as  if  saddled  with  an  existential  sense  of  entitlement.  surely  as  far  as  nuisances  go,  the  ninth  is  but  a  temporary  one.  give  him  a  decade  —  maybe  two.  his  usefulness  will  run  dry  eventually  while  kunikuzushi,  divorced  from  the  eroding  influence  of  time,  will  remain  pristine  as  ever.

until  that  day  comes,  he  only  needs  to  TOLERATE  this  hubris-ridden  pest.  it's  inevitable  that  he  will  be  the  one  to  have  the  last  laugh. ( how annoying that the other seems determined to test his RESOLVE in the meantime. )

❝  you  seem  to  place  an  awful  lot  of  value  on  your  opinion.  ❞  the  balladeer  quips  as  he  moves  to  take  his  seat.  seems  they're  the  only  ones  here  —  that's  unfortunate.  if  he  knew  he  would  be  arriving  early,  he  would  have  WAITED  to  keep  the  tedium  of  social  interaction  to  a  minimum.   ❝  i  thought  someone  of  your  position  would  be  better  at  appraising  things.  ❞  fist  curls  beneath  his  chin  —  elbow  propped  up  on  the  table  as  if  in  deliberate,  blatant  disregard  for  any  degree  of  proper  decorum.  he  is  above  such  petty  inconveniences,  and  as  a  result,  chooses  to  abstain.  ❝  gods  aren't  made  by  the  belief  of  their  people ...  people  believe  in  their  gods  because  they  have  the  power  to  inspire  that  belief.  ❞  to  a  true  deity,  strength  is  the  only  thing  that  matters  —  for  strength  is  a  measure  of  to  what  degree  they  are  able  to  INFLUENCE  the  world ...  changing  it  in  accordance  with  their  will  as  a  true  deity  should.  he  would  know  firsthand  just  how  highly  the  divine  MEASURE POWER  above  all  else.

❝  to  put  it  bluntly ...  your  thoughts alone  hold  as  much  weight  as  a  dust  mote,  mr.  self  proclaimed  atheist.  ❞   brow  arches;  one  corner  of  his  mouth  twitches  upwards  in  tandem,  the  ghost  of  an  insufferable  smirk.  ❝  but  do  keep  talking.  i  could  use  a  LAUGH.  ❞

[rotisseries]

i think my zelink playlist is my only good one like this shit is devastating genuinely

[beauzos]

it's always kind of a weird situation when you dislike something but it's not because it's bad, so it feels like it's difficult to explain why you don't like it.

i really dislike Ace Attorney 4, just. based on vibes alone. and i sound like a crazy person every time i try to explain it KRKFK

i simply don't like it. but i see why people like it, too. i respect how bold it was with the direction it wished to take the series. it didn't want to rest on its laurels and tried a new angle for the games. it just didn't work for me. i love DD and SOJ, they're my favorite games in the series, but they play way too safe after the mixed reaction to AA4 and it really undermined Apollo's character, and the other characters tbh.

i don't really care about most of the plot points set up in AA4 so it doesn't actually bother me, but i see on an objective level that it's fucking absurd that they dropped everything except for like, the dark age law stuff and if i was an AA fan experiencing DD and SOJ as they came out i'd be kinda pissed they just ignored everything AA4 set up.

it's just profoundly, deeply not for me. and i'm kinda relieved the rest of the trilogy didn't follow in its footsteps. i guess that's all i should have to say.

[obstinaterixatrix]

There’s this one series that I waffled on whether the vibes were too rancid for me or not but I kept reading and what ended up pushing me to ‘ok this is the kind of rancid I enjoy actually’ is that. well okay so the overall thing between them is that the li is obsessed with the idea of mc killing him because he thinks it would be hot. that’s being reductive but basically that’s how he’s framing it. and while they’re talking about it, mc’s basically like man that’s fucked up. actually I kinda get it tho, at one point I thought it’d be nice to store your body in a jar like a specimen (his grandmother did taxidermy). and the li is immediately. omg… that would be a dream come true ✨💖✨💖✨ I could be your specimen ✨💖✨💖✨ and the mc is like. I cannot. find this endearing. incredible contrast and humor with people doing terrible things to each other. very weird series. no idea where it’s going.

[atlantis-scribe]

anyone willing to write a fic about Sheppard Family Drama, Succession style? it'll be crazy. John's in another galaxy fighting space vampires, only visits once every funeral, and his dad's like. Logan Roy

[toytulini]

Ed really havin a Flint moment huh

[micamicster]

Bidding a sad farewell to the momo man who i will not see for 2 months he says he will be waiting in the corner of his ghar for me until February ❤️

[austronauts]

You got it spot on with your earlier rant but I think that's what really gets me about the whole Mitch discourse, the specific nature of the insults they're using like 'soft' and 'whiney' etc and how it just feels so insidious. They definitely have an idea in their minds of how a hockey player should look and act and because Mitch isn't masculine enough for them they make assumptions about his work ethic and status inside the locker room rather than his on ice performance, which is what they claim this is really about. I don't think they would call Auston a crybaby even if he outright said he complained to the coach about something. It's kind of funny because Mitch actually is a proper jock he's just... pretty. But it changes their entire perception and reception of him as a player. Even something like smashing his stick is normally received as a display of passion and masculine anger but when he does it he's being petulant and whiney- he can't win. It's like they want to be misogynistic but there's no women in the league so they focus on the men who don't care about presenting particularly macho

i don't think they realize how pitiful and pathetic they are? or is this an extended bit at this point and they want us to peer into their sad lives and scoff :( it's funny because auston is the one who loves to wear pink and has watched gossip girl 3 times and love is blind and knows how to sew (all of which i think is BRILLIANT and celebrate thoroughly btw) and i guaranTEE you if mitch did any of those things these men would grab mitch by the scruff of his neck and fire him into the sun for being girlypop.

also the litigation of the stick breaking thing as if he violated the Geneva Convention is - i...am?? is EVERYONE OKAY? he trotted off to go do it in the hallway in private away from his teammates and coach and fans who were already having a really bad time. like - at its most simple level i see that as considerate behavior from a coworker? i know WAY WAY WAY WAY too many men who make THEIR bad moods EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKING PROBLEM (including my own father like hello dad) without a single OUNCE of thought about the impression they give or the impact they're having on the people around them, y'know? he clearly wanted that to be a private moment for himself to get his emotions under control because he - duh - uh... CARES about winning, contrary to what these very same fans have been accusing him of for years and years now.

and you're right about the stick breaking! the laughable thing is - like we see players break sticks all the time! and it's FINE. we get it - games get emotional. you get emotional. at least they're getting emotional about their actual jobs at work. why are these ontarian NPC's getting this ANGRY in the middle of THEIR workday about a bunch of men they don't know? go scratch your balls and do YOUR job instead of screaming at willy nylander and mitch marner to play a full 60 minutes ("wah wah well I'm not getting paid $11M like marner is" they'll cry. ok then go out there and hustle and GRINDSET your way into making $11M instead of complaining online like a DIVA BABY, bro? like bro, it sounds so simple to me!!! idk! just a thought! throwing it out there!)

as a decade+ fan of geno, i roll my eyes at all this discourse i am vaguely detecting in my peripheral vision (i say this because i refuse to look at any of these angry armchair GM's takes directly. i heard some of them last night and i no longer respect them because most of them are actual idiots desperate for scapegoats and twitter clout to fill their hollow tiny homunculus lives who would shit their sweatpants at the very prospect of coaching 1 pee wee hockey game and are content to sit around having the audacity to say that sheldon keefe should trade marner, play morgan rielly on right wing, and calle jarnkrok on defense. like. that's dumb. i just don't respect you.)

like im sorry to all these whiny babies but PLEASE get back to me when your favorite player and BRILLIANT franchise SUPERSTAR gets moody and sulky and suddenly crosschecks someone in the head and gets suspended for 2 games for no reason. then we can talk.

[dankovskaya]

Dante acts silly as is his method of cope and I know they are twins with literally the same face but idk I feel like if you haven’t seen your brother since you were both like 9 and you have been 100% sure he got slaughtered a whole decade ago you might be more like “Who the fuck are you disturbingly familiar guy” and a little less like “Oh wow my dead twin’s back.” Like maybe just a little bit of denial out of shock. Also why do they both start mutually hating immediately .

[sweetnessfollowsmp3]

team 7 is in absolute shambles