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#then i lost it and was like wtf is wrong w you ur not the victim and she was like i know ur right im sorry and she actually left early
luv-ya-tomorrow · 1 year
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That post about portrayals of psychiatrists + therapists being rooted in antisemitism is really interesting and makes a lot of sense, but I wish it could be talked about without the takeaway for a lot of people being "so that's where anti psychiatry comes from" + dulling certain things down to accommodate that mindset. Like saying the general consensus of people who went to therapy is that it was either positive or "just wasn't for them", and so if someone outright hates it it's probably not a lived experience + is linked to antisemitism. It doesn't work like that, a collective patient opinion on psychiatry can't exclude highly medicalised people bc we are the vast majority of long term service users.
I just want ppl to know that the mad pride/antipsych movement is based in something very real and the fact that psychotic people are more susceptible to conspiracy has always been used to deny the reality of psychiatric abuse and complicity. When u have a complex mental health diagnosis the rights u have in therapy are very different, yes including "optional" outpatient therapy. Many of us aren't allowed change therapists, they make it very difficult for us to discharge even when we're not in any way obligated to be there, many of us have had abusive therapists and when we try to report it are told that we're just paranoid + forced to stay
People with complex diagnoses, who are regularly abused mentally and physically by their health providers are always sidenotes in conversations that predominantly affect them. I'm not against therapy or medication at all but I don't think I've ever seen a sane person defend those things without throwing mad people under the bus
Psych stigma in the media is rooted in antisemitism and the psychiatric system as a whole is extremely damaging to its most medicalised patients, these 2 things can both be true. Many mental health staff blame their patients hatred/distrust of them on psych stigma while actively abusing and applying mental illness stigmas onto them. Many others use it as a blanket excuse to make themselves feel less complicit in abuse and manipulation that they're aware exists and have likely witnessed first hand. It would b good if we could have conversations about the antisemitism in psych stigma while being mindful of the whole "crazy people love conspiracies and that's why they think all psychiatrists are collectively plotting to hurt them" thing bc that's literally just us tryna talk about systemic abuse + it's really not easy to do that when u have issues w communication and reality perception
#jumblr#i am gonna look into that topic more i just honestly get very put off when a psych is part of a convo about psych stigma ngl#idk this person they could be chill ive just met many many psychs in my life and every single one of them has tried to frame the concept of#psychiatric corruption as a persecutory delusion to me#so yeah#i fucking hate psychs#shrink hating jew uwu#my one decent psychologist admitted to me that the nhs was corrupt and then he left the nhs lol so#im also pissed at that guy even tho i cant rly blame him cus like#idk thanks for leaving poor people in the dust u bastard :[ u were one of the good ones#when i was in the crisis house (the way better and nicer version of psych ward) i watched brand new staff members change in real time#from genuinely wanting to help people to choosing job security over reporting discrimination#i have sat at a table and bawled my eyes out while this woman said#i know i know whats happening here and im so sorry but all i can do right now is offer you some coping skills#and then later on when me and my friend tried to talk to her about the fact we're dehumanised and staff dont stand up for us#she said ''ok but im human too actually and i have feelings too'' and started crying#then i lost it and was like wtf is wrong w you ur not the victim and she was like i know ur right im sorry and she actually left early#and the next day she was blanking us in the hallways#like the pipeline of staff becoming indifferent to human suffering and just being like 'oh its cus were overworked'#or 'oh if u get emotiona about ur patients ull never survive in healthcare'#is fucking horrifying#but whatever#would love for people to acknowkedge it some day
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feyascorner · 3 months
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okay first of all i ADORE ur writing… wanna take a bite out of it..
anyway… uh… can i uhh… order a uhh…. astarion x tav.. and like..tav has a fucking insane pain tolerance and always has.. and like… uhh… one time she gets fucking TOTALED in a fight and like obvi it would hurt… and shes like crying subconsciously.. and when some1 points it out shes like “what???? why am i crying wtf???” and like looks down and is just fucking BLEEDING… n then.. astarion comfort…
only if u want thoo!!!!
a/n. Im like the exact opposite I'm very dramatic about the slightest pain but this is such a cute request so Ty!! ALSO PLS EXCUSE IF THIS IS A LITTLE CLUNKY I HAD TO TYPE THIS OUT W MY FINGERS🫠🫠
Astarion is grateful for your tolerance to pain.
Of course, he doesn't particularly enjoy watching you in pain, but he’s no fool. He knows the sting and the soreness that comes after he drinks from your neck. Well, at least, it should sting. However, it never seemed to bother you, and for that, he's forever grateful for it.
These strange sentiments expand past his thirst for blood, as the relief he feels when you’re battered up after a battle and you smile at him as if nothing’s wrong is incomparable to any other feeling he’s felt.
That relief does not come currently, however.
The battle was nearly hopeless. Overwhelmed in number, mages casting counterspell, fighters constantly aiming at you…he’s lost track of it all. By some miracle you and your companions stand victorious, and when he sees that you offer Karlach a lopsided smile, confirming that you're fine, he reaches to pick up one of his daggers.
“Tav—what in the hells, are you okay?”
It’s then that he spots the way your lip quivers and tears glisten threateningly at your eyes. And when you meet his own, they begin to drip down your cheeks like crystals and roll off your chin. He's seen you in tears before, but out of something more positive—not from pain. Before he can even tell what he's doing, he's rushing toward you.
“Why are you—” he sees the blood seeping from your stomach, and his face would've gone pale if he could.
You finally lift your hands to your face, eyes wide when your fingertips brush against the dampness of your cheeks. “Oh. Why am I?…”
Shadowheart scrambles to scrimmage around her bag. “Here, let me—gods, where did I—did we use all the healing potions?—”
“Oh for hells sake. Because you're bleeding!” Astarion hisses, his hand intertwining with yours as he drags you toward the nearest tree where he sits you down. He freezes when you flinch but you shake your head, wiping at your eyes. Your other companions are still searching the enemy corpses for anything that might relieve you of the pain, but they're taking far too long for his liking.
“I’m okay, it doesn't really hurt that much.”
“You’re crying.”
“I didn't even know I was-” you wince.
His eyes narrow. “Lay down.”
“What? No, I’m really fine!”
“Gods, love, please for once, listen to me. It’s quite straining to watch you clamber around with that ghastly wound on your stomach.”
You frown, but he guides you down anyway, careful to lay down your head against the grass. “Now wait patiently. Maybe if we’re lucky, our dear friends will find a potion before I start developing wrinkles.”
A momentary silence hangs in the air. It’s by no means uncomfortable, but there are words on the tip of his tongue he wishes to say. And when he notices you staring, he sighs.
“If you're hurt, tell us. I don't care how high your pain tolerance is—if you're hurt, call us. Call me. Don't be a fool and bleed out over a few enemies when we’ve been through so much worse.”
The sincerity in his voice is almost embarrassing. But with the way you're watching him so seriously, he can't bring himself to dwell on such irrelevant factors.
Then, you smile again, as if you've forgotten about the pain. “How minor can the pain be for me to call you?”
“What kind of question is that?”
“Can I call you when I stub a toe?”
“Absolutely not.”
“I will.”
He stares at you with lidded eyes and you laugh. He feels the weight on his shoulders get a bit lighter.
“You may call for me whenever you wish.”
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imagine Jude with a gf who’s not really emotional and doesn’t cry much. and since we all know Jude is the crybaby in the relationship you’ve comforted him a thousand times whenever he’s feeling big emotions.
but one day the tables have turned and it’s his first time seeing you cry and he’s just like ????? wtf do I do?? and so he starts crying too 😂 and when you ask him why he’s crying he’s just like “because YOU’RE crying” and now you’re both just sitting there crying your eyes out.
later on that day you’re a little embarrassed bc you don’t like for people to see you cry and Jude’s just like “omg babe no you can always come to me!! we can cry together!!”
it’s over something really silly too bc you’ve just been under a lot of pressure and let it build so it’ll be like an advert on tv or something when ur watching at night. jude wld just hear sniffling and turns to see u full on sobbing and he’s all😧😧what’s wrong and u cant even speak through the tears and he’s just lost bc he didn’t even know u could cry tbf and now ur like hiccuping the lot and he doesn’t know how to react. he’d be a little awkward and then wld just pull u into his arms and pat ur head and just be like “shh, it’s okay, ur okay” and it’s comforting but then u realise he’s also crying and u pull back to ask why and he lit is just like “idk ur crying and seeing u cry has made me cry bc i don’t like it” and through ur sobs u just let out a little watery laugh bc he’s ridiculous but he pulls u back in and just strokes ur back and head while u both try and calm down.
then you’ll be in bed the night feeling a little daft and ur apologising to him and he’s immediately shutting u up telling u to stop being silly there’s nothing to be sorry abt and it’s okay to be vulnerable w him bc he’s never gna judge. he’s just like “i’ve sobbed in ur arms more times than we’ve kissed probably and i’m not ashamed. if u wna have a crying session we’ll have one, no judgement” and he’s smiling at u all soft bc he doesn’t want u to feel embarrassed or like u cant show ur emotions around him :(
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heartfelia · 5 months
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SUMMIT PT 2 LIVE REACTION
wdym u can explain eventually
TELL HIM VINCE- i-
WILLIAM ORDERED U but like why tho
ok porter i love u MWAH
SOLAIRES STAND AS ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE whatever whatever
ALEXIS GET UR SHIT TOGETHER
period alexis
i would love a game of clue rn
shes not wrong abt the wrinkles
LEX??? WTF AYE Lex VINCENT WTF DO U MEAN LEX
sweethearts safe and sound BLESS 😭
GIRL ATP I NEED U TO SPEAK IM TO ANXIOUS FOR SILENCE
milo bby its ok OUR POOKIE IS OK
asher smooch MWAH ily be safe
yea davey king dead happened while u were in negotiations
PUSH THEM AWAY???
DAYYYUMM ofc they didnt get to see who did the murder DAAAMMNIT
idky but evacuate the dance floor is playing in my head
(EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR DOO DOO DOO DOO IM ADDICTED TO THE SOUND) ((i forgot the lyrics))
aww another trusting moment between the men
PORTER CMERE BABES
yeah tell him asher
GET HIS ASS
PORTERR ill-
GET HIM ASHEERRRR
im crying i have tears in me eyeballs yall i cant
SPEAK SIR
ok thats true but like why did u send SH in there right before u knew he was gonna die????
DID I HEAR HEARSAY
true i cant handle a war rn and lovely shouldnt be spending their first year fighting on behalf of a clan they just became a part of
porter if ur not spinning then why do u look like a ballerina rn?? hmm?? EXPLAIN
YEA BUT THE NUDGE WAS DONE KNOWING SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULDVE BEEN FUCKING NICE
lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun
the department is right there.. in sweetheart form
BLOOD FIRST??? oh yeah vampire clan rules blah blah i remember this being mentioned during quinns little moment
WHO TF IS SPEAKING?? alexis? GIRL THATS NOT U SPEAK LIKE NORMAL
OH THE MONARCH IS SPEAKING i was lost
baas? bahs? someone spell this for me i wanna kiss her SORRY yall
BOYS JUST KEEP UR WOLFY HANDS DOWN
. . . yeah shes not wrong solaire and friends should probably sit out
MILO ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS
as if you care princely pop..
OH- TELL HIM ALEXIS clock him
oooooh???
alexa play ash by seventeen
well william aint here rn hes got other rich people duties
i hope SH is like stupidly staring at alexis the way i would be
so ur saying u left him alone before he died
HE DIDNT SAY? mf u were pestering abt funding just say he was annoyed w u
LEAVE WILLIAM ALONE HES BUSY (this is my sticking up for my 500 something yr old bby daddy)
well thats just hearsay princely poo
oh- AYE ADAM DESERVED IT CUNT!! (no he didnt i love him but yes he did)
YEAAAA TELL HIM
thank u porter poo
yea … christopher
they were fighting vincent for the most part so alibi CHECK
sorry monarch we didnt mean to kil- i mean let the king die without notice.. ill let u know next time
THEY FOUND SOMETHING YAALL
MORE TO THE STORY??? omg OH SHIT demon blood on a letter opener is crazy
so someone stabbed my other future husband with a letter opener
SHE CALLED ASHER PUP i love the monarch
OK MONARCH I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING U GOD DAMN IT BE NICE
ok maybe david was a little silly asking that question but u cant expect him to know everything
so basically what im hearing is a demon was involved only ppl who closely align with empowered and demons would the house of bennett and their relationship with closeknit
CHRISTOPHER U LYING SACK OF SHIT WE CAUGHT U
ONE OF U OLD BAGS CALL ANOTHER SHAW PACK BOYS A DOG AND YOULL BE ON THE NEXT BEHEADING LIST
exactly someone got caught lacking after killing the king and didnt think to fuckin check themselves before letting the king be found
period porter.
i would retype all of this but shes just speaking fact so i dont need to take note of any of it
YOU GAVE HER THE POWER TO DO SO DUMBASS
ANOTHER DEATH??? damn both kings dead during the summit is wild
yeah milo my mind is kinda blown
NO MORE MONEY FOR CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT NO MORE MONEY CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT
vincent im too mentally unstable for an “are you alright lovely”
I REMEMBER IT BEING SPELLED BAAS so monarch baas is very right
NO HES JUST A BBYGIRL HE DONT KNOW NOTHIN
help “with any luck it wont be the last” shes so real for that
YES MAAM THIS WILL BE REPEATED TO KNOW ONE LOVE U HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR SUMMIT *bow bow*
vincent listen i love u but like shes right we just have to keep it pushing
PORTER VINCENT TALK TIME lets gooo
IM EXCITED FOR PT 3
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majestyjun · 1 year
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hi milleee it's pirate king!yeonjun obsessor again TT
my bf and i broke up BUT it's okay it's gyu's bday and that's the perfect distraction T3T imagine hybrid AU but gyu getting his puppy on his bday as a gift ><
he sees ur cute ears perk up, barely visible out of the gift box and he just reaches inside and :0 (must be a bigass box tho 0.o) cute puppy being so clumsy, new at being a pet w an owner <33 u can take this however way u want hehehe ;)
^ also pls lmk if im making u uncomfy or anything T3T (idk im an overthinker eeee)
oh shit that sucks, hope it wasn’t too hard !! ufff sorry this is so late >< this cute actually?
so it started with an accident. kai got lost, and got poured on by rain, n ended up taking shelter in a hybrid adoption center by accident. staff thinking he’s there to look around, but he’s also shy af n had 0 idea, but does so anyways bc… why not it’s thunder storming ? n actually really enjoys himself, n has a thought while at home… what if they got one for gyu? gyu lives by himself n kinda retreats from socializing lately, he’s not good at getting out there, n maybe a companion could help him? n so kai calls taehyun, taehyun says shouldn’t do without gyu’s permission, n so kai calls yeonjun, who says that he’s not wrong, maybe they can go to look as 4… n soobin wasn’t told until they were there LOL
lowkey bribing the staff to let them sign in gyu’s name, they can do a house check later, so please, let them surprise a lonely friend? yeonjun who spends the day distracting beomgyu while the others get ready, trying to convince you it’s okay, but it’s pretty scary not knowing your owner at first n suddenly being brought somewhere, all confused n scared, but somehow it feels okay? getting so scared when they put the lid on the box, even if they promise it’s only for a minute, so you say yes. nervously sitting inside a box, n beomgyu who comes home n sees a huge box in his living room… like wtf ? n he’s barely cracked open the lid before you’ve pounced n clung to him, toppling him backwards n nuzzling his shoulder, so scared of the dark… n then you realize you’ve never seen him, his dark chocolate confused eyes meeting yours… n it’s like soulmates have met. something feels so right, the tentative arm around your waist as your tail wags, a random puppy hybrid clinging to him n a little teary from being scared, and when he pets your puppy ears for the first time, there’s something that says he’s the one…
beomgyu n you, his puppy hybrid, clicking so quickly lowkey startled n scared the boys LOL like wtf went better than expected? like not even a week in and they visit and you’re sleeping in his lap while he’s watching tv, petting your ears n your arms wrapped around his waist, snuggled into his warm sweater? and it’s like beomgyu came back to life, he’s more warm and lively, playful but still his thoughtful self, literally the biggest gamble they’ve taken, n something calls kai… might go back to that adoption center.
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aqueeracademic · 10 months
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morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 10:
season 3, episode 2, “Arcadia”:
- this is the ULTIMATE morse x jakes episode so listen up!
- i am so dehydrated so this is your reminder to drink water asap
- the men not helping a woman DYING IN THE STREET because they’re too busy being RACIST is so fucked
- like wtf r u doing
- too much i’ll tell u that
- doing too goddam much
- joan is such a daddy’s girl i love her
- i really wish monica and morse worked out
- they’re both familiar with death and familiar with a commitment to a taxing job like they get each other
- in fairness i also wished he’d have worked out with jakes but we all know what happens this episode!
- “you’re very rude.” “no, i’m very busy.”
- werk morse ‼️
- the milk man was not nearly phased enough by that explosion
- TREWLOVE MY BELOVED
- jakes and morse’s hands touched when jakes gave him his beer 🥰🥰🥰
- [thursday] “morse has some reservations about this death by fire.” [jakes] “what’s new?” [morse] “…” [jakes] “no. go on! who was he?”
- husbands. literally husbands
- thursday making fun of jakes for not saying anything inappropriate to Trewlove and jakes laughing while looking at morse while morse blushes
- i’ll be sick!
- morse is so pretty!!!! pretty boy!
- house beautiful is a fuckin cult
- as an avid follower of Abbie Hoffman, i wanted to get defensive about thursday’s stance on free love but he’s right 🙄🙄 besides gideon is an abuser so whatever
- END ILLEGAL REGIME!!
- i don’t like morse being characterized as someone who doesn’t support protest even tho he’s a cop and therefore would definitely be anti protest 🫤
- jakes helping morse move in 🥰🥰
- i’m sick.
- morse thanking him and asking him out for a drink and being upset when he says no 😀 i’m so normal about them 😀
- joan is so cute i’m obsessed w her
- “do the honors”
- i love jakes because he knows he’s leaving so he’s just being overtly nice to morse to be as close to him as possible for his final days
- once again, i’m SICK over them
- jakes approaches morse really slowly because he’s nervous to tell him
- “i’ve been meaning to say…”
- which translates to: “i’ve been wanting to tell you i’m leaving, but i didn’t know how to tell you. you, specifically.”
- “you’re resigning? you kept that quiet.”
- morse is slightly offended that jakes wouldn’t tell him right away. they’re friends, aren’t they? but maybe they’re not. maybe he’s wrong
- “she’s a great girl.” “i’m sure she is.”
- trying to be supportive. smiling and nodding and saying “that’s great news!” despite knowing he’s going to lose jakes to it all
- then again, morse is the only one who knows, really knows, what jakes has been through
- he knows it’s best for jakes to get out while he can
- settle down with a beautiful girl somewhere really far away
- somewhere he’ll never see him again
- and it’s the way that morse’s smile drops as soon as jakes walks away. as soon as jakes invites him to his party and looks for a final time deep in his eyes and touches his shoulder
- his smile drops immediately and he lets him go
- but morse looks back for him. like orpheus he looks back, which only solidifies he’s lost him
- ANYWAYYYYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️
- this woman is so 🤮🤮🤮
- calling a younger man to your house under the guise of an intruder is wild to me
- maybe that’s just me
- the way morse is so CATTY during this scene
- he said when they go low
- i got LOW-ER ‼️🤞
- “i’m sure i’m not the first woman you’ve seen in her underclothes.”
- i’m UNCOMFORTABLE
- i can’t tell if she’s supposed to be older than him or not
- i feel like she is
- “do you not like women?”
- and then he says NOTHING??
- sir she thinks ur gay and ur just gonna take that????
- (he is gay)
- his JAWLINE IN THIS SCENE??? THE HEAVY SWALLOW?? LOOKING DOWN AT HER??
- i’m fucking sick
- so ill.
- he has no reason to have rizz like this
- their house is so ugly
- i hate modern architecture
- morse putting himself in harms way so he can ensure jakes will make it out alive and safe by the end of the week 😐
- “Sudden.” <- him talking about jakes leaving
- the way morse is just so clearly not okay with jakes leaving and doesn’t know how to express it
- strange and trewlove are so truly besties i’m obsessed
- morse and jakes going off together even though they swear they don’t along 🙄
- “second thoughts?”
- no need to sound excited morse
- he’s not staying 🫤🫤 no matter how much you want him to 🫤
- “mind how you go” + “watch yourself” = they care about each other so much
- he called him peter i’m gonna VOMIT
- “peter, you’ve got something to lose!”
- morse acting like his death wouldn’t affect the people around him
- he really thinks he isn’t important it makes me sick
- CALLING HIM PETER??????
- jakes telling a joke immediately so morse knows he’s ok
- i’m so sick
- do you guys think jakes ever called morse by his first name?
- i just wanna know 😀😀
- i swear jakes makes any excuse to just take his jacket off
- always walking around in just his shirt sleeves
- he knows he’s….. he is!
- “bad luck”
- thank u jakes
- always supporting his boyfriend
- morse being so obviously uncomfortable in a religious setting is… relatable
- “because i didn’t want to disappoint her. she’d had enough of that.”
- morse loved his mom so much i’m so not okay
- “‘still your mind’ she’d say. ‘still your mind.’ never had the knack.”
- IM HIM AND HES ME
- update he isn’t against protest work! as long as it follows the law 🙄🙄
- ^he donates to AmnOx
- this lady slapping him and him being completely unphased has me 😧
- like wtf was that
- i understand this lady is miserable but don’t smack people
- she’s so weird
- joan asking morse about jakes just to see how he’s handling it 🫤
- i’m so obsessed w trewlove you don’t get it
- them forcing her to get an abortion just because the father was black and a revolutionary is so 🤮
- can women ever just do what they want to do with their lives?
- this girl is so crazy
- stealing a child and then calling the person calling you out “mean”???
- babes you stole a BABY
- these girls are homosexuals i fear ‼️
- jakes going from a lost boy to a cowboy <3
- morse is so hurt in this episode i’ll never understand it
- he never shows up for jakes when he needs it
- can they just HUG like men
- jakes’ lady being called Hope is SOMETHKNG THAY CAN BE SO PERSONAL
- THE DIALOGUE:
- “It’s hope.” “Make a go of it.” “I mean to.”
- HE MEANS TO GET BETTER. HE MEANS TO HEAL AND HOLD ONTO HOPE OF A BETTER TOMORROW. HE GETS TO GET OUT
- HE GETS TO GET BETTER AND BE FREE
- i’m so sick
- i literally only care about him
- might as well stop watching now
- “you’ll miss him.” “he kept me on my toes. No, i’m glad!… if anyone deserved it.” and then WALKING INTO THE RAIN WHILE THURSDAY WATCHES SADLY??????
- he loved him. and he’ll miss him. and thursday knows it.
- and i’ll miss him too
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mllebabushkat · 1 year
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☀️ Warrior Nun S2E6 🌙
PSA: i didn't survive this ep lakdsj;gjaskjda
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haha my whiplash from Confusion to OH OH YOUNG SUZANNE
AND SHANNON
(wow i missed her and i barely knew her T^T)
so either shannon's older than i expected or superion is younger than i expected???
but more importantly
superion's halo is SO POWERFUL?????
she's got that a) touch of death palm technique Lite Version AND b) nifty overwatch lookin shield scuse me ava when will you
once again OST SLAPS
SHE IS SO BADASS!!,!,!,’cbnncbdbdbfj also cocky hahaha i love her
this fight's fave move: double neck skewer!
firstly, halo rejecting looks GNARLY
secondly, w h y (grief? fully drained? it somehow knew she failed to protect someone due to her own ego? severity of her own moral failing? i want. answers)
The PRIDE in bea’s look as ava talks 🤩 i am hanging on to every single avatrice interaction for my liFE
cam trying to summon the boogeyman is the horror trope i didn't know i needed ahahaha
MICHAEL'S GOT A NUKE tony stark lookin ass
"we are not both dying over some interdimensional power grab" u tell em!!!!1 (such a frustrating and common trope, why must the hero always be the sacrificial lamb for some lofty goal?)
yo that is one DIRTY look bea gave him tho lmfao
on today's episode of bullying william: "foster" what a dumb name L u delusional little shit
cut to vincent el bastardo
"and we shall contact god by text" the ABSURDITY PFFF
*what's in the box voice* what did adriel sayyyyyy????
obligatory fuck off adriel
picking out tmrws outfit slay boyo 🤡💁‍♀️is it me or does he look like Hugh Jackman with that new beard
back to the blessed blorbos!
team super cam aw <3
OH NO U DONT TOUCH HER GIRL LIKE THAT
protective!bea i'm swooningg
journalist!yasmine is so cuteeee
CAMILLA UR CHASTITY HAHAHAHAHHAA
clutching my pearls but also yes girliE GET SOMEEEEEEEE
is that the fuckin,, lalisa sonf? v hype but ngl doesn't fuuully fit the scene But i'll let it slide :)
“well then warrior nun, see you on the other side” 😍😍
you tell me that won't be one of her affectionate nicknames once they settle down and have their happily ever after i DARE you-
“do you know how i know that adriel isn't god, vincent? because he chose to speak to you” OUCHHHHHHHHHH
ok i'm calling it now that pointy cross is hanging Very Ominously over the stage,.,,
adriel choosing to mimic the medici’s bastardised image of Jesus the irony is not lost on me :)
so uhhhhhh why does the halo only sputter out at plot relevant moments? *shakes writers in frustration*
LILITHS TEETH VAGINA COSTUME
i'm so sorry but lilith girl they did u so fucking dirty wtf is this shitty look costumes dept u were doing so wellllll TAT
oh dear ava 🥺
yall there’s nothing that hurts me more than a well laid plan going wrong
lilith hurtling off the roof - HAHAHAHAHA YEET BITCH
where tf was ava hiding her helmet???? up her-?
kristian: “let it go” ah ofc they planned for this
insert it’s a trap !!!!!!!! meme
i can’t watch thissssssddsddd
oh boy the cross tip hanging ever lower like the sword of Damocles
I CALLED IT
nooooo rest in pieces duretti shdhdhajahgdhd
jesus that's brutal,, gnarly counter: 2
michael: "god isn’t real" maybe the true message all along was atheism :)
CAMILLA AND HER GUNNNNNN BIG BRAINNNNNN
AVA DESCENDING LIKE THE REAL ANGEL SHE IS
vincent seeing her-
lilith ex machina swooping in-
OK MICHAEL GOT A STAB IN gnarly counter: 3 (once again loving the gore this season !)
BOTH ava and michael choosing to sacrifice themselves in that moment PLS NO
ooh love the millisecond yellow sheen on adriels eyes
sister ARMS- sorry- i meant sister dora HELLO THERE
“come on pretty boy” ahahshdhdksjagahaha bea ily
back at base
ok fess up who's the goddamn snitch
(small eyeroll at the 'oops i destroyed the macguffin detonator' trope)
SUPERION NO
NO
NO
(did she die ????)
never has a cross been so hateful as the one drawn in blood fuck you william u little dipshit
SUPERION NO 😭😭😭😭
did lilith just save ava by teleporting her
jahdkclcpsjsxnxoxmxnsiskncc
this episode took my heart and shredded it in a meat grinder
superion has shot up my favourites list this season and for her to end like that-
and duretti!
but mostly superion TAT i'm suing for her And mary >:(((
ANYWAY
not keeping calm and carrying on-
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saintobio · 2 years
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Utahime really just fucked up her wonderful and loving and close friendship with yn for a guy she wasn’t sure would really dedicate himself and is your best fucking friend’s ex. Not ex bf, EX Fucking HUSBAND!!!!!! Bitch satoru obviously hasn’t moved on like tf? he asked yn to take him back sis but that is not the point? Howwww in the hell did you think apologies would somehow mend your friendship with yn!? she is your best friend, your boss, your go to. Now you lost her and you can’t be sure satoru will stay. I just- AAAAA
Anonymous said
OMFG Utahime actually did it 😭 Satoru and utahime actually did it! I may sound mean but that relationship was made to end bad. You cannot expect to fuck your best friend’s bf or fuck your ex’s best friend and think you will have a happy ever after story. No it just doesn’t work that way 💀💀 I feel so bad for Y/N. It is as if the whole world is against her omg
Anonymous said
hi saint i really liked this chapter! i know this is a bit dumb but i couldnt take my mind off a phobia i have & u just dropped the chapter and now im completely distracted about it 😭 about the whole thing w utahime i actually think its wrong and dont blame y/n bc utahime knows practically everything like idk i find it weird dating ur friends ex bc you know stuff you know details of that relationship and yea... also the gasp i let out when gojo & hime were sorting things out 😶 and lastly i always promise myself to wait until all chapters are released to binge read everything one night but I can't 😩 i really really love your work hope you have a good day 💓💓💓
Anonymous said
It's sad it's utahime because throughout sn yn had didn't have a friend on her side. Toji and her family are a romance and family. She didn't have a friend of her own she can lean and not to invalidate shoko but she's still satoru's friend. I'm talking about someone she can call her own.
Gojo always hurts her in the end :/
And if utahime actually thinks without the alcohol or hormones she should know all the trouble she'll have getting caught in this mess.
Anonymous said
utahime is a snake frfr. like just imagining how much yn must have told her about her previous relationship with gojo and how much she suffered mentally and probably felt like gojo never loved her and to see her turn around and “fall” for him?? like wtf? yn believed she was the one person free of judgement who could help her navigate the situation and listen to her feelings without judgement and instead it feels like she took heavy advantage of the knowledge she had from yn (and yn’s complicated emotions about him) as well as gojo’s lingering feelings yet desire to be happy himself to insinuate herself in his life. idk what kind of “friend” could do some shady shit like that. and then going up to yn crying??? (like cassie’s bitch ass) she knew what she did was wrong or she wouldn’t have felt so guilty so she genuinely sucks as a friend. she doesn’t deserve yn’s grace or friendship and i hope yn renounces her as a friend or something. (team shoko ftw) she a fucking snake and i don’t trust that kind of behavior. i would never do that shit to my friends and if my friends ever did that to me, we’d be throwing hands. (of course not canon utahime cause that woman could step on me and i’d say thank you😔) but i loved this chapter and we love and appreciate you and the time you make to update and answer asks. i hope things go well for you at work and w office dude!!!❤️❤️
Anonymous said
idc what anyone says f*ucking or flirting in ANY way with your bestfriend's husband/boyfriend is sooooo wrong. utahime was wrong for that big time. sure, satoru was a bit wrong for that but the fact that we told utahime EVERY single thing... how we felt about satoru.....
OH THIS BITCH NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN
as for yn, i understand she was heartbroken but lets not pretend she was sad because it was JUST her best friend, even if it were anybody else she still wouldve been deastated. that just happens just admit that you still love him and go GAWDAYM.
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utahime, listen to me… this isn’t you. this isn’t you, okay? 😭 you are not cassie. lmao kidding aside, i don’t think she’s a “snake” per se. gojo and yn are not married, so technically, she didn’t steal him from her. it’s more so the fact that it feels morally wrong that she’s seeing her ex-husband.
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cantalooprat · 1 year
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One-way Passage
What I Liked
jgq novels do be hitting different 😔👌 i stan
how multilayered the title is and how it refers to so many things inside the story---how pheromones are used to express emotions and how in a b/o or a/b relationship, the pheromones are a one-way street in which the other party can't respond. how life just goes on and time passes and one can't return to the past. how everyone in the story seems to have their own "one-way passages"---ming qin's resentment towards lu wenxing, ming siyan's feelings towards lu huaiye, lu huaiye the clowned one who's just muddling along feeling like sth is wrong but can't quite put a finger on it, lu wenxing trying to reach out to ming luchuan but ming luchuan doesn't care
xia wennan is like. at first he really was kind of. nasty lmao. and like it's prob also caused by panic that he lost his memories and there's suddenly a gap of 6 years and he did things that his 20-year-old self wouldn't ever have imagined doing. but then. but then... as the story progresses... i realized that xia wennan rly is just. rude and tactless. that's just who he is. i hope ming luchuan didn't take any hard feelings bc ur wife is rly just tactless and blunt to everyone. i even felt kind of ????? when he just roasted ming qin and ming siyan near the end like xia wennan, this is not the time??? but he is just that kind of person...
ming luchuan is like the first insecure alpha i've ever seen. like i've seen gentle alphas, introverted alphas, but ming luchuan is rly the most like one of those kdrama overbearing ceo with a traumatic past. he rly is just starved for love, and def gives off the vibe that he loves xia wennan more than xia wennan loves him bc of that. but like just bc he loves xia wennan doesn't mean he takes shit from him lmao i love it whenever xia wennan does something batshit insane like pluck his eyelashes while sleeping and ming luchuan goes are you sick in the head and xia wennan apologizes and tells him he can also pluck his eyelashes and ming luchuan does it!!!! it rly does take two to tango.
at certain points in the story, i did wonder if these two would work---like obviously they're the main cp in a happy end novel so they would work, but some couples just have chemistry, y'know? and like, in a very strangely haphazard sort of way, ming luchuan and xia wennan do make a very harmonious couple. they're both kind of crazy in their own ways, and like it's v clear that they know each other's flaws but they love each other anyway... i do love jgq novels and the cp she writes.
the plot twist at the end that was kind of predictable like wow for once i managed to guess 80% of what happened!! n i felt accomplished lmao
also when xia wennan first encountered the ming family post-amnesia man i got chills like wtf i didnt sign up for a horror story it was so unsettling
What I Disliked
i wish it was longer hnnng like the main story is all covered but there r just like... side char plot threads that i wish would've been explored more. like what's up w the moze senior he guy? what about his younger bro and his fling w ming qin? would lu huaiye rekindle his relationship with the real ming siyan?
Notes
jgq never disappoints 😔👌 i binged this in basically a day
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mydetroitshit · 10 months
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06 16 2023
i want to bring back the blog
i have been on my cabinet painting journey lol so that's what i did all day in the morning
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but then after drove to ann arbor for the ann arbor summer fest to see the girlies!
we drove thru an insane rainstorm to get there.
they were just drying off the chairs when we arrived and we saw a group named sabetye perform. great vibes!!!
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there were some drag performers in the back and a band marching band as well
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little did we know THIS person would become such an important character of the night
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the energy was already becoming a lot it was building.
we are seated chilling getting ready to see scw and this white guy w headphones is like powerwalking by and he has a vinyl in his arm but one of the records falls out of the case.
i was like HEYY!
but didn't get up to get it lol but a good samaritan fit going crazy did!
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they picked it up the record but then had to CHASE the guy down bc he was walking so fast and then the record hero offered the white guy his record back that he dropped and the dude like made the gesture of NO THANKS DON'T TALK TO ME?? and kept walking lmfao
idk what he was thinking??? but then the record hero had to offer the record again and apparently have a long convo w the guy. we talked to the record hero after and they said the yt guy gave them $5 for that
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so we are waiting for the show to start and this person stands up and makes an announcement like just want to say welcome to the festival. i guess they are from one of the orgs sponsoring....
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but they keep going like "thank u i just want to say we need to use our privilege to make a difference!! run for office u guys!! we are on stolen land! all the buildings around us were built by slaves!!!" ..........it was a lot.
so the show happens it was amazing they sounded and looked ethereal and scw's set gets cut short bc of the time constraint/noise ordinance etc
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this same person who made the privilege announcement kanye wests the stage and grabs the mic from the host like 'NO WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!! this is a democracy!! who wants her to finish her set!! that girl wasn't allowed to finish!!! ann arbor i can't believe you are doing this!!! let's take a vote!! who wants her to finish!!"
i guess next in the festival lineup they were going to show the black panther movie using the same stage (LMFAO)
the person was like "WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE MOVIE WHO WANTS SUPERCOOLWICKED TO COME BACK!!??"
the audience is lost and confused lmfao
then this person like runs off the stage?? and starts (by the way they are barefoot) knocking over all the plastic chairs that are set up in the audience?? like galloping down the row flicking them down one by one.
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this was insane. to witness
the gemini energy was strong it had to crackle!
if this person reads this tho, whoever u are, as a white person i will tell u wtf are u doing. u thought it was ur prerogative to take the attention of the crowd throughout the night to force us to listen to u speaking.
and then acted erratic and unhinged. however u identify as far as gender/sexuality u will always be white. so PLEASE learn to shut the fuck up. u took over that space. we watched a beautiful show and u threw a tantrum afterward and made ppl nervous instead of leaving the show inspired and joyful. if u thought that was how u advocate for an artist u are very wrong. if u want her to have more time, speak to the person in charge and advocate at the top. rushing the stage and screaming and throwing chairs is NUTS.
and the anti-racist rhetoric is so performative. pls sit with yourself and reflect on what ur role should be AS A WHITE PERSON in a safe space that is being created for/by Black people. fuck!!!!
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v01d3nt1ty · 1 year
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"Didn’t I tell you
you are a fish do not go to dry land
for I am the deep Sea." - rumi
(from GoOD Mornings with CurlyNikki)
oh to be able to express like rumi!
or to be spoken through. or however it works.
this hit me bc i am deeply connected to the ocean. my *happy memory* go-to is the beach, the pacific ocean, *my* ocean. my fav colors are like soft teals, pastel aquas and blues, deep ceruleans... so yeah i'm a mermaid but not like... not like the commercialized version that everyone buys into. if i die tragically, i want it to be by drowning in the ocean.
wtf was my point.
anyway it brought me into that sharp awareness of being. and it's like peace & love & comfort & oneness & vibing...
idk, it was cool.
i also really love language. i hate it, but i love it. i hate that we need it, it's so clunky and awkward. there are a lot of words to remember & what if you get them wrong or forget them or put them in the wrong order? (hello, autism. 👋) i used to write poetry, realized i sucked at it & stopped.* i've always been deeply interested in foreign language, even tho i do not have the attention span to learn any. (i took one yr of spanish and 3 of french tho, that was fun. tried to take german... studied japanese w a new-at-the-time friend who has been a friend for like 10yrs or more.) (also i really love.... intentionally arranged sound? & i love variety. so i basically just love the way languages *sound* even without the meaning. don't get me started on accents...)
but i think my deep appreciation for language comes from being neurodivergent, being frustrated at being misunderstood all the time. being afraid to speak up too much bc my thoughts didn't align w what i was taught. my instincts going exactly counter to what i was being told all the time. so i probably developed this desire to be able to correctly assemble and arrange the most appropriate words for any given situation. the right & wrong things... so much to remember.. omg so boring, so tedious.. no wonder i hate everything. er.
so. yeah. no one asked for my psychology, but there u go. i never told u to read this, it's ur own damn fault.
*so this is a memory story. there are two, actually.
the first is, when i was in 5th grade, so around 9 or 10, i wrote this poem & it got printed in The School Newspaper (!!! omg such a huge deal!) anyway, i had this memory, & vaguely remembered some of the words. then somewhere in my 20s, i found the paper & read it & i was *amazed.* it was phrased perfectly, didn't even rhyme, was pretty deep esp for a 10 yr old. i *cannot* remember exactly how it went, but if i posted it with no context, u wouldn't think it was by a little kid. idk how i *lost* how to do that. probably by trying to Be Good and follow rules.
the other is when i was in hs, probably a senior, probably 17. so i listened to a lot of 90's alternative & grunge, as one did back then. (98.5 KOME, i still remember 😂 i wonder if any of those tapes are still good?) so i wrote a poem that was probably heavily influenced by the lyrics of the time, smashing pumpkins, REM, nirvana... and i was v proud of it. idek why i thought showing it to my family was a good idea, but i did. & my grandma goes "this [part] doesn't make any sense. what does it mean?" and i'm like "it isn't supposed to mean anything..." anyway it crushed my lil soul and i had to Follow Rules again. bc how can i know how to People if i don't do things the way People do things?
oh wow that's sad. poor young me. *hugs lil me*
why do i share my trauma.
idfk. maybe so one day, even one person will feel less alone.
byeeeee
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tlb on motorcycles but the motorcycles are dwayne and dwayne is actually a horse
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ringmyheart · 3 years
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Dating Johan headcanons? Your Vinjin one was literal ✨gold✨ and yk so now i'm super curious about how you'd think dating Johan would be like.
Thank you!! 😭 I hope I did this well <33 also a warning, skip to where I wrote [HERE] if you’re uncomfortable w reading anything ab religion. Also I didn’t mean to offend any religion I am religious myself and didn’t specify any to avoid saying something incorrectly !
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If you’re religious, he’s very VERY wary and cautious. Not of you but of the people you’re with, and it worries him a LOT
If u tell him ur hanging out with church friends he’s either insisting he comes too or asking a suspicious amount of questions of ur whereabouts and watching u from afar. He’ll probably step in on accident cuz he saw them like reach for ur shoulder or smmn and intervene cuz he thought like u were ab to get kidnapped but they were just gonna bring ur awareness to the food store around u, he’d be so on edge
He doesn’t like entering churches but if u go and u won’t negotiate on wether u can or can’t go, he’ll risk it all and come too
He’ll rough up the preacher after the service tho like “what’s your thing ???? Like what do you do.” And ask them questions completely unrelated and honestly kind of confusing to intimidate them
Like, “oh so this is all u do? U just preach?”
“Uh, yeah I love my job and am devoted. :) 👍”
“u have no other job? Nothing?”
“No...”
“R u married?”
“Yep!”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
“What??”
And he meant like yeah good keep ur eyes off of u his s/o or SMM but it came out off putting and frankly indiscernible 😭
While in the service he might even start to shake cuz he’s so worried if he sees AC or hears it running he’ll grab ur hand and book it cuz he thinks ur being poisoned 😭
[HERE]
Likes to share things with you, like clothes and all. U know that black jacket he always wears it’s also ALWAYS on u too
Half of it is cuz he’s stingy w money naturally so it’s like less money spent if u guys r sharing ur food and clothes and all
So ur always wearing his stuff but in return he’s always wearing urs and like even shoes. If ur taller than him and have clothes that were his size he has ur old wardrobe in his closet now as hand me downs
HE PROBABLY wraps ur shirt around his wrist as a good luck charm before fights. Before he gets into a showdown he’ll wrap it around like his arm and kiss it and say ur name or whatever and he swears if he does this tradition he cannot lose he won’t let himself
Because u don’t spend much money, u have wired earphones (nothing wrong w that ofc) HOWEVER if ur listening to music together and he runs into someone he has beef with he’ll start swinging and ur just there like 🧍🏽‍♀️ cuz the earphones r still connected and he’s fighting to the death w like sweet but psycho playing in the background
He loves physical activities to do together. If ur not active u probably will be now forcefully bc he’ll be like please and u can’t say no so now ur hiking every day
Forgets to wait up for u bc he gets rlly ahead of himself the amount of times u get lost on the trail is unbelievable and he eventually establishes the “if u lose me, HUG A TREE AND I WILL FIND YOU” rule w u and now three times a week ur hugging a tree and waiting for him to come pick u up in the middle of the woods
He’ll apologize and tries to teach u the layout but u don’t memorize it ever
Also loves biking and gets u matching bikes, likes walking the dogs w u, going on runs etc. if u cannot run he grabs ur hand and is all its okay u got this :)) like thanks for the sentiment but it doesn't help💀
DO NOT DO HOBBIES W THIS MF!!!!!!!!! If u like to dance and tell him he’ll do it with you and within two days he leagues better than you it would suck
He is so good at picking things up if u play just dance for fun he will kick ur ass and ur like bro I thought we were just playing having fun wtf 😕 and he genuinely wasn’t even trying
So if ur competitive don’t put him on the hobbies ur into cuz he will start it a beginner and be better than u within three days
He’ll feel so bad tho if he finds out u don’t like it. Like when u drew stuff he’d sit by u and draw too and when u saw he was advancing to surpass u u stopped. He thought u just grew out of it but finds u in like a closet drawing to hide from him
But he loves doing stuff ur interested in w u even if it’s something he was never into. If u like it he likes it by association
The type of boyfriend to buy you ten fruits if you say you like one.
In passing you mention liking watermelon the next day you come home there are ten on your counter and he’s like hey :DD!
Gets you a matching dog god jacket like him so u two and ur dogs r matching always
He doesn’t care if you’re wrong, he will die defending you!!! U r always in the right what do u mean the total cost is 10.00$?? What do u mean it says 10$ on the register?? They said it was 8$ u heard them
He’s pretty reserved when it comes to personal stuff and just everything in general. U will be three years into the relationship and realize u don’t know what his last name is??!!!
He’s a “I didn’t see why it was so important” mf... if u ask ab his past or occupation he’ll tell you but in a way that underplays it extremely. Because he isn’t that ready to be vulnerable and open up as well as thinking u might not care or you’ll leave him
He’s a pretty jump-y person because he had to be alert and on his toes most of the time. If you surprise him by accident by being too quiet then appearing right by him he’ll jump three feet up like a cat or sock you in the face then apologize profusely and tear up feeling horrible
He’s pretty perceptive but when caught off gaurd he gets very nervous, can’t help it
While watching tv shows or bingeing a series he will narrate everytning to u. Because he really enjoys the show and wants to make sure u understand in the fullest too and enjoy it. If he didn’t understand sometning in the beginning but then understands you HAVE to know too
“Oh my god he just shot him....”
“The dog RUNS AWAY!?”
“She said she loves him oh my gosh...”
“They’re kissing?”
Like yes Johan.... we know.... if you tell him he’ll stop but it’s like programmed in his DNA to not shut up while watching tv he can’t help it
He’ll also pause the show to turn to u and go “I KNOW HIM!!”
And ur like “rlly?? OMGG”
And he’ll go “YEAH he’s also in that other show remember :O” and u realize he does not know him recognizes him
😑😔 .
He’s not that updated on internet and how humor has progressed over the past few years so if u send him any meme over 2015 he will be so confused
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Send this and he’ll text back “😅 why did you send me this?”
“Is that sonic?”
“Are these your texts with someone?”
Otherwise he’s a pretty normal texted. He uses punctuation sometimes which will throw u off gaurd cuz it will be like “I love you.” And it’s like sweet but why did he add the period?? But he doesn’t always so it’s regular
If playing sports or doing something competitive he threatens everyone in the beginning to let you win and always lets u get the score/goal/net, whatever. He pulls everyone into him prengame by their collar and is like “listen ur letting them win got that. If I see u take that ball from them....”
He’s a helicopter boyfriend he is always seeing what ur doing what ur up to how u are, etc. protective to a fault basically
Holds u back when crossing the street as if ur seven years old
I have more I could say, but I’ll inevitable write another johan relationship hcs some day again so I’ll save it for then 😅 I hope this was what I wanted! Thank you for requesting ❤️❤️
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leejungchans · 3 years
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— the great debate.
set on december 14, 2020 during ateez’s christmas vlive
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juliet’s masterlist
a/n: (very mediocre and very low quality 💀) gif by me!!
warning: a lot of butt discourse 🤡🤡🤡 also this is all just in good fun so don’t take it too seriously, i’ll still love you even if you think we have two butts 🤩
oh no 🤡🤡🤡🤡
we all know what happened in this vlive
okay but before we get into That™️ 💀
let’s just start with the wholesome shit!! 🥰
baby sat between jongho and san
she watched san break the ornament and went 😳😒🤨🧐😟😕 but he gave her a pleading look so she didn’t say anything
she’s not gonna expose him 😔 at least when they’re not playing a game and there’s no competition/prize involved
but it’s useless bc hongjoong saw too 🤡
yunho and san commented that the ornaments looked like pokéballs/master balls and she literally went 🤩🤩🤩🤩 POKÉMON?????????
“giratina!” “giratina!” “GIRATINA!!!! :DDD”
literally never mention pokémon in front of her bc she’ll go on forever 💀
“i trained mine up to level 100 to sweep the elite four 😎”
seonghwa was big confusion
san: you don’t know this?????
yunho: you don’t know arceus?????????
2young: [very offended]
seonghwa: [didn’t watch pokémon and didn’t have a nintendo]
juliet: .....i’ll educate you when we get home 😩😩
okay let’s stop with the pokémon talk bwhdjhwjs i miss my nds hwjshws those were the good times
san put wreaths on jongho and juliet’s heads 🥺🥺🥺
wooyoung: [does a double take] oh you two look pretty 🥰
juliet: really? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
yes bby u look like an angel 😔
hongjoong: [complaining about how wooyoung wrote his initials as ‘hg’ instead of ‘hj’ on the ornament]
wooyoung: [too busy taking photos of jongliet to care]
wooyoung give us the pics 😠😠😠
meanwhile poor hwa was struggling to put the star on top of the tree :(((
juliet: [finally notices] oppa, u good? 😟😟
seonghwa: [gives up]
juliet: it’s okay we can just put u up there since ur a star 🥰🥰🥰
... okay anywAYS!!
everyone minus sangjongliet: [busy decorating the tree]
yeosang: [filming jongliet singing to santa tell me] why aren’t you two helping though 🤨
juliet: we’re working hard to give you a quality performance wtf do u mean we’re not helping >:(
save yeosang
smh not ateez complaining when they were being serenaded by the 4th gen vocal legends 🙄🤚
when seonghwa made the ornament his earring though 🥺🥺
juliet: ur so pretty!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
wooyoung: [exposing hongjoong for ordering him to get his meal ready]
wooyoung: that was the first time someone treated me like this. it was attractive
juliet: 👁👄👁 should you be saying that on live
that’s rich coming from her when she’s literally the same person who tweeted “no feet pics” 🙄🙄
okay let’s get into the ✨great butt debate✨
for the record, juliet is team ‘one butt’
seonghwa: of course it’s two
juliet: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN 😀
jongliet were judging him so hard 😭😭😭😭
san: WE ARE ALL BUTTS
juliet: is that your way of saying we’re full of shit
yunho: [starts gesturing butt cheeks with his hands] 😭😭😭😭😭
ateez: 😃⁉️ HANDS DOWN WTF
yeosang: i’ll draw and explain :DDDDD
ateez: ⁉️‼️❗️⁉️‼️⁉️NO DON’T PLS NO WE LITERALLY JUST SAID— ⁉️‼️❗️⁉️‼️
meanwhile she was really going at seonghwa
“IT’S NOT THE LEFT BUTT AND THE RIGHT BUTT WTF THEY ARE CALLED BUTTCHEEKS”
yeosang: we have two nostrils but one nose right? so we have the left and right cheeks but only one butt
juliet, to woosan: why are you two disagreeing??????? he’s literally right?????????????
sangliet intellectuals 😔✨
team ‘one butt’: yeo, joong, yunho, jongho, juliet
team ‘two butts’: hwa, woo, san
juliet: [scoots away from san] the three of you can pack your bags bc i refuse to be in a group with people who think we have two butts 😃🔪
she’s kidding 😔😔 she loves the three of them with her whole being but she absolutely disagrees with them in this situation
hongjoong: does a straw have one or two holes
ateez: [panics]
ah shit here we go again—
jongho: of course two??????
yeah that was the day juliet lost all faith in humanity
she was this 🤏 close to leaving ateez 💀
“JONGHO YOU TOO??????? I’M NOT GOING TO SIT BETWEEN YOU AND SAN ANYMORE I’M GOING TO SIT WITH YUNHO HE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME”
yeah rip jusan and jongliet <///3
wooyoung: if it’s one hole it wouldn’t be open all the way 😠
yunho: it’s one hole BECAUSE it’s open all the way
“yunho-oppa i love you so much yes king!!!!”
a very offended wooyoung: JULIE YOU THINK THERE’S ONE HOLE????
juliet: people cut holes in mountains to build tunnels going through them right? but people don’t call it cutting two holes through a mountain to build a tunnel, they call it cutting one hole
san: AHHHH WHY WOULD YOU CUT A HOLE THROUGH ME???!! 😿😿😿😿
get it?? bc he’s san aka mountain??? 💀
THE WAY SHE INHALED SHARPLY BC SHE’S SO DONE WITH HIM AHJEHDHWKJDH
papa joong to the rescue
hongjoong: yah yah minyoung it’s just a friendly discussion don’t get mad don’t get mad
wooyoung: ur cute when ur frustrated 🥰
“well then i’m about to get really adorable 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀”
is it that serious 😭😭😭😭
hongjoong: here it says that according to the national institute of korean language we have one butt
team one butt: WOOOOOO PARTAYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
san: you know why it’s one butt? bc 9 makes 1 team. we’re a butt
“STOP CALLING US A BUTT WTF”
hwa: in my heart it’s still two butts 😞
juliet: gtfo 😀😀😀
rip hwaliet </3
san: my father calls me his heart, you know?
so the term he used can refer to either ‘heart’ or ‘chest’ 🤡 so this happened...
yunwoo: DO WE HAVE ONE OR TWO CHESTS ?!^*??¥>^*^
juliet: T W O
hongjoong: OKAY LET’S END THINGS HERE WE’LL DO THIS LATER
so what did we learn today? juliet is team one butt and team one hole 💅🏻 it’s okay if you disagree so don’t worry she’ll still love you :3
different story with her members though 💀
even after the vlive ended she was still debating with the others 💀💀💀💀💀
“MANAGER-UNNIE YOU THINK A STRAW HAS TWO HOLES????????? I AM GOING TO CRY I DON’T LIKE LIVING IN THIS UNFAIR WORLD”
she probably texted felix, somi, ryujin and the two chans that night asking them “one butt or two butts? one hole or two holes? give the wrong answer to break the friendship ❤️”
them: 😟😟😟😟
don’t worry, she was only half-serious 😔
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a/n: fully on the same train as juliet ahjwhsjw tbh i thought a long time about the straw dilemma but then i thought of the tunnel-mountain analogy and now i’m fully on board with the ‘a straw has one hole’ train 🚂 as always please leave feedback and chat with me!!! 🥺❤️ i’d love to hear about your take on the butt and straw debate hajshajsjak 💀
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wormtiddies · 2 years
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if you've never see a rocky movie, don't worry. this is what happens in rocky 1-4
rocky. hes this fighter. he was born to fight. everyone thinks hes dumb. hes gonna prove them wrong. he loves adrian etc etc
whats this? a challenger? oohohoho we must fight there must be a fight
wtf??? fight LOST???? HE LOST???? no. this unacceptable
rocky needs to fight again. he needs to
adrian: rocky you cant do it you need to stop youre going to die
rocky: adrian i was BORN to FIGHT im a FIGHTER you cant CHANGE ME im gonna DO IT
adrain: :(
at least 3 training montages. very crucial
montage 1: rocky cant get his head in the game or rocky cant be trained well. so sad. :( rocky get ur shit together but also stop being so relatable u made me cry
cue motivational speech that makes rocky go "oh"
adrian: ok jk. kill the bitch. win
rocky: :D
ok now for the next montages. you see rocky training. u see the opponent training. so much sweat. muscles are RIPPLING. men are GROANING. its a little SENSUAL.
amazing fucking songs play i wont lie holy shit they make me want to win the olympics or some shit
omg!!!! fighting time!!!! whats gonna happen???????
the opponent is clearly too much. rocky is LOSING. hes getting BEAT UP. hes DYING
but rocky keeps going. hes the italian stallion for a reason. he jsut keeps getting up. opponent now looks visibly tired. "wtf this guy just keeps going"
suddenly rocky remembers all the techniques he learned and starts beating the SHIT OUTTA THE GUY LEFT AND RIGHT MOSTLY LEFT THO BC HES SOUTHPAW so much blood and spit wow
cue intense music knowing youre nearing the end. rocky sends one final punch. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the opponent is DOWN and OUT. ROCKY W I N S
cheering yelling "ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY". rocky looks like hes within an inch of his life. they hand him his belt. they give him the mic. he looks like hes about to pass out
he looks out into the crowd and yells "YO ADRIAN"
final cute scene and talks of retiring (but that never happens there are so many fucking rocky movies oh my fucking god)
the end. youre welcome.
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cvastals · 3 years
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ok heres my 8th char * starts crying cuz im getting ahead of myself bt idc ig *
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* brenton thwaites, cis man + he/him  | you know abel romanov, right? they’re twenty-seven, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, their whole life on and off? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to the system only dreams in total darkness by the national like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole ordering coffee with an ice cube because you’re too impatient to wait for it to cool, unhealthy obsession with everything being perfect, forcing on a smile so often it aches thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is december 3rd, so they’re a sagittarius, which is unsurprising, all things considered.
background.
second child 2 senator vaughn and philanthropist adelaide who’s currently running for irving’s mayor, younger brother of cain!! the romanov’s r quite well known fr their All American n Lavish lifestyle
growing up abel worshiped cain he was the cool older sibling who cld do it all n still maintain the lifestyle he wanted/their parents expected n abel wanted nothing more than to follow in their footsteps
he tried his best to keep up, did everything cain did, but his grades were always just a bit lower, or his form was always just a bit off, he always felt second fiddle, like it was his role in life as the second child
abel ignored it the best he could for most of his life but he started to notice a different side of cain that he didn’t show their family and a side that :/ abel didn’t like or know at all that was quite vile and this was when some resentment started to form bc their parents thought of cain as their Golden Child n didnt see what was going on behind the scenes whereas abel tried his best to be genuinely good if he could help it
by his senior year of high school things were starting to look up a bit, his already rly good grades were managing to improve, he was on a bunch of social teams, and the coach was saying it was looking good for him to become captain of the soccer team by his second semester, which would look good for scholarships
bt bc i hate my muses obviously this was not going to happen?
abel was still subconsciously trying to impress his family, his siblings, the people around him, wearing himself out until he was stretched far too thin, and he paid for it with one wrong move during a soccer game that had his knee popping out of place and shattering
it was really really really bad, he was in a cast for a few months bc it needed several surgeries, obviously sports were permanently out of his future, he still walks with a limp in his right and is in need of a cane to this day
this sent abel into a really bad depressive spiral sighs that he didn’t really talk to anyone about cause he’d trained himself at that point to just keep things to himself and never reveal his emotions so that no one could catch him vulnerable or have an upper hand on him
however this was the final nudge he needed to really become his Own Person after realizing it’d gone too far and he’d gotten too bad (on medication now to regulate when he gets out of control/starts to get bad again bc it does happen from time to time)
told his parents fk ur money! n moved out of home, had a rly lovely letter of recommendation from airi’s dad that got him into medical school, started joining different teams tht he thought wld b more fun (radio, chess, etc.), starting to distance himself from his siblings a bit too (mostly out of shame)
personality.
rly started to loosen up, threw a lot of parties at the romanov summer beach house without telling his parents n would purposely act out/make more friends than he ever had trying to uphold the family image
is still . quite stiff around the edges to this day tho, thinks everything through and has like daily planners he writes down his entire days in to the Second old habits die hard its jst how he functions at this point
had another rly rly bad depressive episode when cain went missing bt like everything he does? he internalized it baybee!
is like overly nice tho he just rly struggles expressing himself/being openly emotional and vulnerable with ppl he thinks they’ll view it as weakness tho he’s a bit desperate to properly let someone in
when cain came back (will b explained in james’ bio) their parents encouraged abel to keep an eye on them n it made abel :/ another reason fr resentment in his eyes (he still loves his brother bt bc hes so bad at expressing himself he thinks hes gna make cain worse if anything)
has been with several ppl bc hes kinda desperate fr approval/fr ppl to need him so hes been quite a good bf in the past bt his incapability to properly open up has put a real Damper on things
likes to think hes in perfect control of his emotions bt explodes a lot bc hes bottled things up fr years
is in no way a Bros Bro but will blush over his shirtless guy friends sometimes then b like . awww so endearing of me i must love my friends sm<3 like jst doesn’t realize he’s Bi LKSHDGKLHSDKLG he wldnt even freak out if he found out he’s just clueless.
thts all . i can think of now ok bye<3
connections.
exes???? he wld have a Few methinks
fwb’s/past hookups/ur regular old Spice
obvs he’s never been w a guy before but i am So Desperate fr a funny/cute plot where a friend or even jst a random hits on him/Opens His Eyes and he goes wow this is all starting to make sense.
ppl he has a crush on…………. bt wld never say anything abt it . in his current Frivolously Unemotionally Emotional state
family friends/ppl he grew up with?? or ppl who knew him before he separated himself from his family a bit n knew him as a diff guy n is like ‘omg wtf lol’ now
obvs . some friends Bleathe
enemies?? ppl who he got annoyed with n jst lost it on bc it was a wrong place wrong time Situation.
thts all i can think of rn very basic bt teehee
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