#theodore “tobey” everwood iii

[your-pal-nebula]

Since I made the "Rip OCswap, the dead AU" post, I have decided to create this so try and revive the AU

OCswap incorrect quote compilation

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Silver Botsford: So, how many genders are there?

Victoria Worst: I dunno. I just got here.

Cori Best: Oh, I just learned. There's, like, fifty-eight.

Becky Boxleitner: Probably at least a million, I would think.

Theodore "Tobey" Everwood III: ONE.

Marleen "Mari" Mccallister: How many judges? Supreme Court or what?

Silver Botsford: ...Yeah.

Mari Mccallister: Supreme Court, there are-

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Shop Employee: What do you want the cake to say?

Becky Boxleitner, on the phone with all the other Kid Villains: Vic, Mari, Cori, Eileen, Royal Dandy, Chazz, do any of you want a talking cake?

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Tobey Everwood: I like writing on walls. Fuck you, society -Tobey

Silver Botsford: Tobey, this is actually a door, not a wall. Regards, Society

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Victoria Worst: Why do we have to go to school and learn things, the only skill we need in life is the power of lesbianism

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Becky Boxleitner: Silver, ask me what kind of tree I have

Silver Botsford: No.

Becky Boxleitner: Ask me what kind of tree I have

Silver Botsford: No.

Becky Boxleitner: It's a Chris Pine

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Mari Mccallister: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Cori Best: I love being right. It's one of my favorite personality traits.

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Victoria Worst: Accidentally indulged in too much "me time," turns out I've been missing for six months and presumed dead by the whole city and the other Kid Villains

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Mari Mccallister, bleeding out on the floor: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Tobey Everwood: Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

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Becky Boxleitner: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "Extortion."

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[your-pal-nebula]

I feel like everyone's forgotten about this but

Yall remember the OCswap AU? As in, the WG AU I created where all my OCs and the canon characters swap places?

It's just been so long since I've said anything about it on here. I've actually developed some of the lore behind the scenes but not, like... a ton.

Anyways yeah rip all the fun characters that never got too fully exist because of me just... forgetting to make this AU

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*Meanwhile, in the OCswap AU*

"If he's not my boyfriend then why is he ripping open my ribcage and eating the flesh off my bones on the full moon and then violently angsting about being a monster the next day" -Marleen "Mari" Mccallister talking about Theodore "Tobey" Everwood III

[your-pal-nebula]

Hey, I know I made a joke about it, but I feel like I'll need to clarify something about the OCswap AU:

Tobey Everwood, in canon, did not eat Marleen Mccallister alive and before you ask me, there will NOT be "OCswap Tobey not being able to decide if he wants to brutally kill or make out with OCswap Marleen" conflict nonsense going on

[your-pal-nebula]

OCswap portrayed by vinesx

(Also yes since I just made that post confirming the cast of OCswap that I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU GUYS READ, if not, READ SO YOU HAVE CONTEXT PLEASE- so yeah I decided to make this, and YES please keep in mind this isn't the canon this is OCswap, which is an AU)

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Mari: Baby, please don't go, I- I love you, I can't live without you!

Tobey: *chuckles* Then die.

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Victoria: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed

Victoria: Watcha gon do

Victoria: Watcha gon do

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Corrine: Oh my god Mari, your speech was so good!

Mari: Oh I didn't even like try because it's like improv and I-

Corrine: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT?!

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All the Kid Villains in OCswap: Okay guys, say "COLERODO"-

Victor and Kyle, speeding by randomly: I'M A GIRAFFE!

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TV: Who's that pokemon?

Tobey: IT'S PIKACHU!

TV: It's Clefairy!

Tobey: FUUUUUUUCK!

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Victoria: Okay Corrine, the results are in, and you are gay.

Corrine: Wait, you can tell that just from the results?

Victoria: Oh, I could tell as soon as you walked in the door.

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Victoria: Alright man, see you later.

Corrine: See you later man! ...Love you!

Victoria: ...What?

Corrine: Nothing! ...Wanna be with you!

Victoria: *fucking books it*

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Kyle: That way we have bacon and-

Corinne: Uh, I'm not finished.

Corrine: Let's get started. First off you-

Kyle: First off-

Corrine: Oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do-

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(So far, the part of OCswap that's the weirdest for me is making Corinne and Kyle hate each other and making Victoria and Victor actually get along, like seriously it feels so weird)

[your-pal-nebula]

The updated cast of OCswap

It recently occured to me that since I introduced Marleen Everwood and very recently made that post about her backstory that I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS READ, I should, you know... probably update the cast of the OCswap AU.

By cast, in this case, when I say "cast" I mean, like... my OCs and the canon characters they are swapped with. And for the record... you should be able to tell who's swapped with who by their lasts names.

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Silver Botsford

Becky Boxleitner

Victoria Worst

Victor Worst

Corrine Best

Kyle Best

Marleen "Mari" Mccallister

Theodore "Tobey" Everwood III

Telekinetic Woman and Normal Guy (AKA, Alynxai and Reason's new villain names in this AU)

Amy Sedarwood (AKA, what I headcanon as Rhyme's actual name. It's... really just a slightly edited version of her VA's name)

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So far, the biggest actual change in the plot of OCswap vs the main canon (aside from the characters being swapped) is that, yeah, fuck it, Marleen and Tobey are actually a thing in OCswap

Just... loving how it's canon in that AU that OCswap Mari looked at the new kid at school who had done nothing but be a huge asshole to everyone there, was rumored to be a werewolf, and also ate raw meat on the daily (AKA OCswap Tobey) and was like "that's the hottest man I've seen in my entire life"

And all I'm gonna say about that otherwise is that this is their song in OCswap

Okay now stay tuned for the next update on OCswap which... will probably come. Eventually. At some point in the next ten years.