Tumgik
#there’s loads more I’m just lazy lmfao
Text
Some Daemon/Rhaenyra things from F&B
Tumblr media
“Enamoured of her uncle” 🤭
“Daemon was ever attentive of her”
“He brought her some exotic gift on his return”
Tumblr media Tumblr media
“The Prince was notably cool toward her children, especially his nephews Aegon and Aemond” - He’s so real for that, love him
“Daemon spent long hours in her company, enthralling her with tales of his journeys and battles. He gave her pearls and silks and books and a jade tiara said once to have belonged to the Empress of Leng, read poems to her, dined with her, hawked with her, sailed with her, entertained her by making mock of the greens at court, the "lickspittles" fawning over Queen Alicent and her children.” - Daemyra mocking Alicent and her kids is also so real of them, because same: fuck the greens
“He praised her beauty, declaring her to be the fairest maid in all the Seven Kingdoms. Uncle and niece began to fly together almost daily, racing Syrax against Caraxes to Dragonstone and back.” - LISTEN I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH OKAY
“Give her to me to wife” - 😭
Tumblr media
“An eye for an eye, a son for a son. Lucerys shall be avenged” — DAEMON LOVES HIS STEPSONS, NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
48 notes · View notes
avatraang · 3 years
Text
Writer Tag Game
I’m 18 days late but thank you @irresistible-revolution for tagging me <3 and thank you to @thetpot for tagging me more recently too <33
I’m going to tag @cats-and-metersticks @twinkle-toph @rllybritrlly @justoceanmyth @alllemagne :)
How many works do you have on AO3?
48 🤡 i have more on ff.net, but we don’t speak of those lmao
What's your total AO3 word count?
211743
What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
sad, beautiful, tragic she could rule the world (and he loves her), truths and ideals (and the fallen in love), breezing into joke shops (in search of good coffee), (just say) you won’t let go.
the fandoms are as follows: doctor who, avatar: the last airbender, pokemon black and white, harry potter, harry potter. They are all older fics of mine, especially the doctor who one! phew, what a trip down memory lane lol.
Do you respond to comments, why or why not?
I do my best! Sometimes I forget for long stretches of time, and then in a flurry of energy I respond to a big load of them. But I think it encourages community, which in fandom is really all we have.
What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?
i’d say one of my fremione fics, the liar and his lover. I am definitely prone to angsty writing above any other genres, but this fic definitely hit a level I don’t typically dare approach. still, even as the years have progressed, i really do continue to hold this fic near my heart.
What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?
because i don’t write a lot of feel-good fics, it’s way easier to pinpoint a fic with an overall happy tone and ending! personally, i believe the happiest ending i’ve ever written is to my fic the sweetest rewards. it was definitely solely for my own enjoyment and had no intention of being sad, and i think the joy i had while writing it showed.
Do you write crossovers? If so, What is the craziest one you’ve ever written?
I used to write a few Disney crossovers, and I think one of them is up on ao3, but honestly, the one and only crossover that I’ve written that comes to mind even 6 (six!!!) years later is a captain america and narnia crossover i wrote that centered around bucky barned and susan pevensie. the premise of bucky and susan is actually super interesting to me, and i always meant to write another fic for them, but time passed and i never did.
Have you ever received hate on a fic?
one time someone commented on a fic and told me that toph and sokka wouldn’t have pet names, which like, okay i guess? but as a whole no, i typically don’t get hate. if i did though i’d probably treat it like i treat everything else on the internet -superficially. 
Do you write smut? If so what kind?
i do, but not often. I started more recently! i have two explicit fics, and three fics that are mature. the M rated fics more just ~imply~ sex, but the explicit fics are, well... explicit about it, lmao. the two explicit fics are definitely porn with feelings, and have just been me exploring and bettering my skills in the sex writing department. one of them is a tokka fic, called lazy sunday, and the other is a maiaang fic, called a better companion.
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
o.o i don’t think so!
Have you ever had a fic translated?
i have! on ff.net, though. 
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
twice, once with my sister (first fic i ever wrote), and again for the pjo fandom. the pjo one was never finished, but that’s alright!
What’s your all-time favourite ship?
ooof this is such a HARD question! i’ve always loved tokka, since atla’s original airing. fremione has also always been close to my heart! i have many more pairings i love, but let’s just call it a tie between those two lol
What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?
lmfao my pokemon black and white fanfic, truths and ideals (and the fallen in love). i left it open for a second part, but then i was like “eh, it works by itself too” and never went back to it even though to this day people still comment begging for a second part. it’s the chaotic energy for me lmfaoooo
What are your writing strengths?
i’d say my attention to the details of a setting (like a room or a person). i recently wrote a fic where i described aang’s tattoos in vivid detail, and i’m really proud of the explanation i came up with for how they just disappear in some places. i also have been told i translate emotion well into my writing without characters having to explicitly say what they’re feeling, which is good, because i think it’s rare for folks to actually come right out and express themselves.
What are your writing weaknesses?
while i give a lot of attention to a setting or a person, my attention to detail when it comes to dialogue and action is weak. i also am not the best at transitioning from scene to scene, most likely from the fact that i usually write fics that have long breaks of time between each moment.
What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
I don’t really do it in any languages other than English or Spanish. Even in Spanish I’m wary, because it’s such a rich language with different dialects. I speak El Salvadoran Spanish, which is virtually the same as Honduran and Guatemalan Spanish, but differs hugely from Colombian, Cuban, or Mexican Spanish (for example). Therefore, I’m always a little scared to write dialogue in Spanish even though I’m a native speaker, just because of those huge differences in dialect. And when it comes to other languages, I pretty much never do it.
What was the first fandom you wrote for?
Pokemon, lmao. It was a truth or dare fic series that I cowrote with my little sister.
What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?
worship the flame. it was like making a daydream your reality. i had spent countless hours just thinking about the concepts, and then one day after talking to some folks in the hive mind server, sat down and penned the whole thing in one sitting. not just a favorite, but THEE favorite.
1 note · View note
tslasvegas · 3 years
Text
Episode 5 - “The clowns are in full force this season” - Jaiden
Tumblr media Tumblr media
The clowns are in full force this season. First of all that tribal council was a load of fucking shit lmfao, I could not believe the sob stories Nik and Joey were pulling out to try and stay another day in this fucking org... it is final 17 it's not that serious. I will say that I immediately regretted the decision to vote for Joey but now I'm realizing how beneficial it might've been after all, like.. now people don't see that Joey and I are as closely aligned as we are and it definitely shows Kailyn that not only can I be loyal, but also that I had an accurate read on the events of this tribe. Interestingly enough, Kailyn did NOT believe me when I told her we didn't have the votes to keep Nik without drawing rocks. As soon as the tie came in I acted all mad and said "I'm not drawing rocks for this, I'm flipping". ...and Kailyn still had the nerve to ask "wait did you flip?" after it was all said and done! The funny thing is, Ben also assumed Kailyn flipped and immediately DMed me saying "So I assume Kailyn flipped go figure" or something to that extent. LOVES IT! Maybe no one thinks I'm a flip-flopper after all. Rachael being on this tribe already bugs me because I think she's going to get along with just about everybody and we should've taken a shot at her when we had a chance. It's become evident that I need to start playing the chips game a lot more than I have been because those little buggers are going to become more and more important as time goes along. I think Rachael is fucking full of it when she says there was nothing on Exile for her. She either has an idol and is lying about it, or she's got some sort of advantage to help her out and I'm not here for it. I did eventually come clean to Rachael about the whole DeNara vote thing, where I whipped around and pretended to be voting for Ben afterwards, but I don't think it has a strong impact on our relationship. She gives me such an uneasy vibe and I don't want her around much longer... I kind of hate this tribe I got swapped onto because everybody here feels like legitimate threats to win this game except I guess myself right now. And Xavier. He doesn't really provide much to the game yet, but I bet he will surprise us all along the way. Agenda for this round... make sure we win immunity. But if we don't.. sorry Rachael, you're going to just have to see your buddy Nik a lot sooner than you would've liked. Ciao!
Tumblr media
Survived another Tribal!
youtube
Tumblr media
Super sad to see Nik voted out but also insanely glad to see Joey survived. It would be heartbreaking to see him voted out first after the swap. Livingston and I are sharing all the chips we have and when we spin the wheel we’re transferring chips so if we land on a bankrupt spot we don’t lose the 28 chips we have so far. If we win this next immunity challenge, we may have enough chips to purchase the super idol that’s on sale for 48 chips. (If we both bid two chips on the challenge and then spin the wheel and get some chips.) otherwise, if someone purchases it before we do, we may end up buying some other useful items. Now it’s a selfie scavenger hunt which I hate, but that’s alright. Gonna give it my all and hope to take home the win. 
Tumblr media
I just had a moment of clarity. The other tribe are full of OG Palazzo. If they stick together, we're screwed. We should win this next one, see how their vote goes, and change our plans accordingly.
Tumblr media
So my lazy ass hasent done any of these yet. So let me catch y’all up. So when my original trive first went to tribal I kinda thought I was fucked cus like I barely talked to ppl. Nik and Rachel were my closest allies (Rachael being my final 2). So quickly they told me denara wanted my ass out. Fucking mistake. So I got my sheep in order and went to work. I pulled some bs outta my ass and was like yo we got a swap coming up and denara is too fucking social she’s gonna flip on your asses. The more I said it the more it made sense to me lol. That fucking tribal was AIDSSS. I’m literally sitting there thinking I was getting booted, but my fucming savior Jaiden came up clutch. We sent that bitch packing. So me and Rachael have had a strat this game to send each other our coins before spinning the wheel to avoid going bankrupt. Since I’m a fucking gambling addict I’m always betting on the comps and spinning that wheel till I’m stacked on coins. So we hit a swap and I actually started talking to people. John is pretty chill and Xavier is kinda weird ngl. When it came time to vote nobody wanted to bring anything up to me. I had to hear from kaitlyn that nik was sadly the vote. So I quickly went to work. I felt the least connected to Joey so I went after his bitch ass. Originally, I didn’t wanna stick with my tribe but like they kinda forced us into that by keeping us in the dark. Everytime I’d ask Xavier his thoughts he’d just say some weird ass response and avoid my question lol. So like I kinda expected a tie vote and tbh I wanted rocks. We get to tribal it was a tie, and I’m fucking trying my best to get Xavier to flip cus he just seems like the dumbest person there. He’s like we can take nik out now then Joey next. LIKE FUCK NO. He wanted to create an all noobies alliance with idek. But I agreed cus fuck it. So sadly nik went home cus jaiden flipped :/ BUT me and Rachael got all his chips!! Now I’m fucking vibing with 10, and Rachael had got 8. Tbh we wanna save up for an idol, but with the shop at 20% and another 4-4 vote looming, I’d be down to snag an extra vote. I gotta peep all these new prices tho. I do hope we win this comp cus I’m obviously betting and I’m too lazy to fucking deal with another tribal. Well anyways peace out see y’all later. 
Tumblr media
My plan continues to just be working on relationships and hopefully winning the challenges. Either way, I've participated one of the most on the team so I'm hoping if we do lose, I won't become the target. I know I have a strong relationship with Kevin, which is 1/4 of the tribe. I'm also working on my relationships with Keegan, Pat, and Livingston. I kind of hope the other team targets Rachael, just because I wasn't a huge fan the last time I had to deal with her. I also want John and Xavier to survive because I know I have solid relationships with them. We're at day 14 and I've already put so much work to evolve my game, I want to go from worst to first - I want to do all the things I couldn't do when I was 16. But I have to keep thinking three steps ahead. So if we lose, my target is Mo. Nobody from OG Pink has been voted out yet - but because they have majority on this tribe there really isn't much I can do yet, but Mo hasn't contributed to the challenge. They're also very awkward, so I think I'd be able to swing it. If I keep working on my relationships, working hard in challenges and showing myself as a good ally - I have a chance to make it deep in this game. For now - let's hope we win the challenge so I can relax a little bit more. Day 15 is the farthest I've ever made it so if we do end up winning I've completed my third goal. (The first two being going a tribal without getting a vote, and leading a blindside.) My other four goals - getting an advantage, making merge, winning individual immunity, and winning this game. Get your checklist out, cause I'm coming.
Tumblr media
Keegs and I have 28 chips between us then Okay so I told Keegan this, and I could be wrong, but I feel as if the numbers in the vault seem fairly good and that leads me to believe that nothing has been bought yet. If anyone else gotten in there, they are likely saving up for the Super Idol. Keegan and I will be saving up for it but if it ends up being gone, we'll at least have enough chips to pick up some other stuff. Keegan to me: "Also, I just thought of something. Since it’s possible to go Bankrupt from the wheel, would it be a good idea for us to give most/all chips to each other before we spin the wheel? That way if we do land on a bad spot, we’re only losing like 1 chip instead of the 10-20?" This gonna be our wheel strat moving forward
...five seconds later
Jake came to me wanting to work together. Of course, there is no real way to turn such things down so I let Keegs know and then I told him I would be down for that. I am not tryna do some Final 2 or whatever. For now it is just a "I have your back if you have mine" type thing. Jake also went to Keegan so Jake better not fuck up and be overly messy because I have enjoyed my convos w him LMAO - Okay so update on that: he has pitched a 3 of me, him and Keegan. This is good for us so we are going with it but my loyalties are to Keegan before Jake and I think Keegan feels the same way. We are being hesitant just in case Jake has also pitched similar things to other people. If we go to tribal, ideally we keep Jake safe but if he's being like this with everyone then maybe he's the one to go. I like Jake so I would really make rather it be the former.
Tumblr media
So nervous about this challenge! We went all in! I even danced Blackpink. My gosh we have to win this.
Tumblr media
fuck
Tumblr media
38 points in SSH is a terrible score, I’m upset at my poor performance, but now that I just acquired the Legacy Advantage, it makes my game so much more interesting to say the least. I have 11 chips, I could’ve bought an idol, but given my luck, I’d rather not risk all my chips and lose them on a bankrupt.
Tumblr media
this is so lame, im not super worried about getting voted out but still i just like the serene environment that comes with immunity, the chaos is fun too but like ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im tired 
Tumblr media
Well... we lost the challenge. And I am not surprised in the slightest. This was a very very poor showing from this tribe. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind voting out Jeff right now. He really flopped the challenge. But it seems like the OG Palazzo group is wanting to stick together and vote out one of Jake, Mo or Kevin. Ideally, Kevin would be the one to go. I’ve barely talked with him, and with his recent win in Travellers survivor, he’s certainly capable of playing a strong game. That’s someone I’d like out sooner rather than later. Andrew has suggested Jake. Which I definitely don’t want. Jake, Livingston and myself have a sort of three person thing going on. As long as Jake is casting his net over the entire tribe, I want to continue working with him. Mo is in a weird spot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At the end of the day though, I don’t really care who it is, as long as it ain’t me.
Tumblr media
SO HAPPY TO HAVE FINALLY WON! Steph and I have enough chips either for an IDOL or two of other advantages. I would rather have two others, because there is an idol nullifier out there. And two advantages are better than one. I am going to be watching the tribal of Bellagio. I want to see if the OG Bellagio are a solid 5.
youtube
Tumblr media
Ahhhh first time going to tribal. I’m really nervous. Not bec I think I’m in danger but more for long term... what to do?
Tumblr media
girl... im so sick and tired of the people in this game keeping around inactive players because they know them from other games. SERIOUSLY, listen ma'am if my good friend is inactive, I know when someones dead weight. I get rid of them. They'll understand, and if they don't then thats a manipulative dumbass because who gets mad for being eliminated by a friend when they were inactive. it was originally gonna be me but ive been fucking pushing for kevin to go cus he doesnt do shit. DeNara give me strength.
Tumblr media
Mo at one point was throwing my name out, which is awful. Apparently he’s not anymore. I think he’s voting for Kevin? Let’s hope so. I don’t want to be out of this game yet.
Tumblr media
Currently holding that Legacy Advantage gives me much more access to information
0 notes
the-sloth-woman · 4 years
Text
Writer Tag
I was tagged by the lovely, amazing, and TALENTED @mythicamagic , thank you so so much! 😀❤️
Author Name: the-sloth-woman on tumblr and TheSlothWoman on Ao3, although I haven’t posted anything there yet. But you can always just call me Slothy~
Fandoms you write for: Mostly Diabolik Lovers. I have done Mystic Messenger before, as well as Fairy Tail. My favorite things to do as of now are aus, and tbh I have a few unpublished ones. 
Where you post: Mostly tumblr, although with my new Ao3 I’ll probably start posting there. I haven’t done so yet because I’ve been lazy~
Most popular one-shot: I had to look this up and it appears Pumpkin Spice is the most popular one-shot I have right now :D You guys have great taste, that’s one of my favorite fics~ I’ve always had this really strong image of Alrick and Lilly walking home through a thick blanket of fallen leaves.  And I love showcasing some of their sweeter moments together.  
Most popular multi-chap: I think its Life After Life (AGAIN GOOD TASTE).  I’m only going to stop talking about this when I’m dead.  The Dracula au is still one of my favorite things that I’ve written so far, and I’m SO happy you guys liked it :’D Although I think The Rosenfeld Manor Murder may surpass it here soon. 
Story you were most nervous to post: Chastity, definitely.  The story about how Alrick had sex for the first time, about how it was seen as his royal obligation is still something that makes me a little uncomfortable.  But that’s the whole point of the piece, to make the reader feel a little icky.
How you pick your titles: Lmfao I hate picking titles. I’m so, so bad at them.  Sometimes I’ll pick a general theme for the piece (Afterglow) or a pun based on the content (I knew You As the Moon Rose).  And sometimes I’ll ask Rei what I should name something and I’ll go with whatever he says! (Heartthrob) 
Do you outline? YES GOD YES.  I never used to outline but now I outline literally every single one of my pieces.  Sometimes I stop writing something and then come back to it later, and without an outline, I’ll be completely lost.  The Rosenfeld Manor Murders has a HUGE outline.  One part of it is for overall scenes and chapter layout, the other is for clues. And because all the clues to the mystery will appear as the story progresses I need both when I’m working on it. 
Complete stories: There are 18 on my master list but the actual answer is slightly higher because I haven't included all my commissions or one-shots.
In progress: The Rosenfeld Manor Murder, two commissions, and more chapters of Alrick and Lilly's story.  Alicia’s story is also in the works but that’s slow going.  
Coming soon: The Rosenfeld Manor Murder chapter two aaaaaaaand a sequel to one of my fall fics from last year~ I won’t say which one it is just yet, but it’s pretty darn cute. 
Prompts: I think this is asking if I use prompts. Sometimes? I’ll use prompts if I’m playing an ask game but I don’t actively seek them out.
Upcoming story you are most excited for: ROSENFELD MANOR MURDER!!! Guys I don’t want to hype this too much in case you hate it, but I have done loads fo research for this.  I hope it turns out well!
Five author’s: @pureblood-prey @ariadnasdiary @fromthedeskofelizabeththird @idrankthepoisonedteaagain @shattered-heathens @avistella and anyone else who wants to do this~!
15 notes · View notes
jpgluke · 5 years
Text
Strawberry Kisses // LH
Tumblr media
LUKE HEMMINGS X READER // smut
A/N: okay don’t come for my neck this is literally the first smut I’ve ever written. I just wanna give a big s/o to @gigglyirwin for helping me bc originally this wasn’t gonna be smut so like blame her anyways feed back is always appreciated love y’all
Warnings: SMUT and drug references
Word count: 1.2k
Summary: Luke finally lets y/n get him high which leads to a good time (wow I’m literally so bad at summaries why do u guys read my shit lmfao)
————————————————————————
“You sure you wanna do this?” You grabbed your crystal clear bong off the shelf in your closet turning to face the lengthy boy stood in the doorway.
“Yes. Please don’t treat me like a child. I’ve smoked before Y/N” his arms were crossed over his chest. You grabbed the weed and a few papers just in case Luke didn’t like the bong.
You set the things on the coffee table in front of you. Luke picked up the jar you had the good stuff in. Shaking it a little before opening the jar and putting his nose in it. The skunky aroma filled his nostrils and he laughed. “Do people really think this smells good?” He put the lid back on the table and handed you the open jar.
“Yeah lots of people. And it all smells different.” You picked up a big nug and started breaking it up and putting it in the bowl piece. Luke watched as you meticulously loaded up the bong.
“Do you want greens?” You held up the lighter and bong. Luke shook his head. You put your mouth on the cold glass and lit and inhaled. Holding it in your lungs until it started to hurt blowing out the cloud. You handed the bong to Luke who held it so foreignly. He grabbed the lighter with his other hand flicking on the flame a few times before getting ready for a hit. After watching the smoke fill the neck you knew it would be too big of a hit. He couldn’t take it all in blowing out half the cloud with a loud cough. He reached for the water cup you had put down just for this moment.
“Want me to roll us a jay?” Your giddy tone made it hard for Luke to say no. You grabbed the papers and ripped off a small strip of cardboard for the filter. Luke opened the other jar that had the ground up weed and placed it in front of you. As you focused on the finesse of rolling Luke snapped a few pictures of you in the zone.
“Did this take a lot of practice?” He asked as you licked the edge of the strawberry kiwi paper to seal it. You held up the finished product.
“Well yeah just like every skill does.” Your smile took over your face as you looked over at the blonde to your left. His eyes were already bloodshot after one hit. His smile was goofier than ever. You placed the sweet tasting joint between your lips and ignited the flame and took a few puffs making sure it stayed intact before passing it. Luke grabbed it carefully with his thumb and index finger putting it up to his mouth and inhaling.
“Oh I like this.” He took in another hit. “This is way better”
You two passed around the jay until it was a tiny nub you couldn’t hold without it burning you. You were at a good high. You sunk into the couch beside your beautiful boyfriend. “How you feeling Lu?” His eyes were closed and head thrown back against the couch. “So good.” A soft chuckle escaped your lips. “Do you wanna watch something?” Grabbing the remote to turn on the tv. “I wanna eat something” his eyes finally opened and grazed your body. “Mmm you look pretty tasty” his arm slung over yours pulling you close to his body. His free hand toying with your thigh causing the fluttering in your stomach to arise. You placed lazy kisses on his neck. Trailing from his jaw to his exposed collar bone. His hand grabbed your thigh and pulled it over so you were straddling him. “You’re such a tease.” His cold hands slipped under your shirt causing tingles wherever they went. His fingers toying with your nipples pinching them and rolling them between his fingers.
“Now who’s the tease?” You let out a soft laugh. Which caused him to bring his hands out from under your shirt leaving your skin feeling bare. Without words he grabbed your waist and placed your back against the couch.
“Take them off.” He pointed at your sweats you had been wearing. His lip was getting swollen by how hard he was biting down on it as he watched you slowly take the pants off. You laid back as you were before. Luke hovered over you lowering himself down so your lips met his. His kisses were careless. Probably the weed. He trailed down your body. Stopping at your breasts playing with one while his mouth dipped down and started lazily rubbing circles around your areola with his tongue flicking the bud causing you to let out a slight moan.
“Does this feel good baby?” His bloodshot eyes looking at your facial expressions when he puts a little pressure on your nipple with his teeth. Flicking it one last time before moving on. “God you’re so beautiful” his fingers snapped the waistband of your underwear as he spoke. You could feel the pit in your stomach starting to form and he hasn’t really done much. Luke finally leaned down and placed a kiss on your clothed center.
“Quit teasing me” your hands found their way to his hair getting your fingers tangled in the mess of curls. He pushed aside your underwear to get a view. “Damn all this for me?” He placed a small kiss on your inner thigh knowing it’d drive you crazy. Another on the other side before finally diving into your folds. His tongue worked wonders.
“Let me take these off” you could barely get words out in between moans. You shimmed the soaked underwear off so Luke could have more. He mumbled a thanks into your heat and resumed where he left off. This time slipping his middle finger inside you pumping at a slow pace still flicking his tongue against your clit. Soon after another finger joined both curling upwards. You could feel the pit in your stomach starting to grow.
“Fuck baby you taste so good” his pace increased and his tongue got rougher trying to please you. “I’m so close” your words were barely above a whisper. Lukes free hand reached up and started toying around with your nipple sending a good sensation through your body sending you over the edge. Luke slowly pulled his fingers out of you and licking them. He handed you your sweats which you quickly put on.
“Wanna smoke another one?”
Taglist:
@gigglyirwin @mysticalhood @cashton-queen @hemmomfg @calthesensation @you-of-ghost @norawashere @itjustkindahappenedreally @cold-coffee-clifford @softboycal @fremioneforalways @missingyoucth @exoticcal
446 notes · View notes
klanced · 5 years
Note
soooooo i was late on asking for the second movie but i call dibs for whenever ur organized enough to infodump it: What Happens In The /Third/ Movie Katie Klanced?
I meant to post this last year but then I got suspended and forgot smh -_-
Anyway it’s been almost a year, so here are a few links to refresh your memory on the masterpiece that is my Despicable Me au. In fact, here’s the tag because I love this au.
In my correct opinion, the third DM movie is definitely the weakest in the franchise, and I pretty much ignored its canon plot and wrote my own. So sorry if there’s a few loose-ends/plot-holes. But this is a Despicable Me au, I am beholden to no gods, no rules.
Roughly a year has passed since the events of the second movie. Coran and Alfor have finally gotten together (they’re either dating or married, I haven’t decided yet). Allura is away at college because I have way too many characters on my hands and I have to sideline out of necessity. Sorry, Allura.
The movie opens up with the entire family getting ready for an award ceremony at the AVL happening that night. It’s about as hectic a scene as you can imagine. Lance is running around without a shirt on. Pidge is wearing three shirts. One is her pajama top, the second is Lance’s aforementioned missing shirt. No one has any idea where the third shirt came from.
When suddenly, the phone rings!
Krolia picks it up, paying only 1/3 attention to the person on the line before she yells that it’s for Coran. Coran limps over, half a chewed shoe in his hand, the other half still on his foot. His right eyebrow is smoking. He is, understandably, a little terse when he shouts to be heard over the background din into the phone.
The screen diagonally bisects, to show Coran on the phone and… Shiro on the other side of the line!
Shiro introduces himself as the new CPS worker assigned to Lance/Hunk/Pidge’s case. Coran immediately has a heart attack and runs to his soundproofed study, slamming the door behind him as Shiro continues to just. Awkwardly talk on the phone lol.
Coran, internally: oh shit oh shit oh FUCK oh shit why now why nowwww oh lord is he calling to take away the kids? is he going to take away my BABIES??
Shiro: sorry for the late phone call sir, i meant to call earlier but i dropped my phone in a puddle and- i mean! the life of a cps worker is just packed hahahahahahahahahaah (WHY are you still laughing you IDIOT) ha-ahem! anyway. i’m the new cps worker, have i mentioned that yet? because i am. it’s just that, after we realized that the kids’ last foster home and agent let a supervillain just walk out with them - uh, no offense, sir! i just meant that, well, supervillains are generally understood to be bad- not to imply that you’re evil of course! Haha of Course Not, even though you were Literally voted the world’s most evil and accomplished supervillain several years in a row, but! That’s neither here nor there. Of course. :)
DM!Verse Shiro is a bit of a nervous doof but he also has a spine of steel when it comes to kids and making sure their living situations are safe. And he is very skeptical of Coran and his parenting skills, which is honestly pretty reasonable considering he’s an outsider looking in. 
I mean, someone who was arguably the world’s greatest villain suddenly deciding to move to suburbia with his three (stolen) adopted kids does… seem like a bit of a stretch. And pretty sus lmfao.
Coran and Shiro eventually stutter their way into a productive conversation and arrange for Shiro to conduct a home visit/other CPS survey stuff very soon. Coran politely bids Shiro farewell, hangs up the phone, and has a panic attack because suddenly it feels like all his worse fears are coming true. Because the other shoe has finally dropped.
Life has been so kind to Coran lately, between his loving marriage and his lovable kids. It’s sad to say, but he’d half-expected something like this to happen for a while. Because people like him don’t deserve this kind of uninterrupted happiness.
Alfor quietly knocks on the door and takes in the scene before him. Coran reaches out, and he immediately rolls to his husband’s side.
Coran collapses against him and catches him up to speed. There’s a pause as Alfor pauses, absorbs, and digest the information, before he starts making calming shushing noises.
Insert Supportive Spouse Speech. Alfor reminds Coran that, for all he’s done in the past, he has damn well earned his present life. Alfor can attest to that, as can Krolia and, most importantly, their children. 
It also doesn’t hurt that the internationally recognized Anti-Villain League is both a sponsor of and willing to provide a character reference for Coran. That counts for something, and Coran finally calms down.
This is what we in the writing business like to call “foreshadowing” :)
Scene cut to the AVL award ceremony. Krolia and Coran are both being recognized for their incredible heroics from the past year, etc etc, blah blah blah. Their speeches are very true to their character.
At the end of it, Kolivan goes up and stage and announces he’s retiring. Krolia, who knew this was happening in advance and fully expects to be named as his replacement, starts checking her lipstick in her hand mirror- only for Kolivan to introduce a ‘Commander Hira’ to the crowds.
FML, this is exactly the plot to the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
The entire Wimbleton Smythe-Altea Family freeze, mid-applause. Hunk awkwardly puts away his ‘CONGRATULATIONS KROLIA!!!!!!!!’ banner. Krolia shatters her hand mirror in her fist.
Within her first month, Hira makes some dramatic changes to the AVL. One of which is the agency’s complete separation from anything having to do with villains, including its rehabilitation program.
“Once a villain always a villain” essentially. Hira insists that villains are simply too evil to ever truly become good again, and that so-called “former” criminals are simply biding their time until they can enact their revenge.
As a result, Coran is fired. Alfor protests Hira’s decision, and resigns out of solidarity. Krolia calls Hira a bitch and is also fired.
The kids are ecstatic that their dads + aunt are home 24/7 now. Krolia is less pleased. She’s been an active agent for more than half her life, so this sudden and forced turn for domesticity has her clawing at the walls.
One of the sub-plots is Alfor trying to convince Coran to become a superhero, “just like the old times.” (Coran: Love, I was literally your supervillain arch-nemesis).
Coran is hesitant, because 1) He still has low self-value and doesn’t see himself as a hero, and 2) He’s perfectly content to mooch off his billionaire boyfriend and spend his time as a stay-at-home dad.
To take their mind off their sudden unemployedness, Coran and Alfor throw themselves into preparing for Shiro’s house visit. This mainly entails Alfor calming Coran down from an anxiety attack every other hour. 
There is a lot of tension in the house.
And then, like magic! An invitation to the biggest supervillain symposium of the year appears, because villain mailing lists are especially evil and refuse to take Coran off their register even though he literally arrests villains for a living.
“So you’re telling me,” Krolia says, and Coran instinctively inches for the door. “That you’ve had an opening into the world’s biggest villain convention, this entire time, and you didn’t tell anyone?”
“W-e-ll,” Coran stutters, slapping blindly behind him for the doorknob, “It just didn’t seem very fair, you know? To ambush them like that, all because of their lazy office workers. That’s not very good sport.”
Krolia and Alfor try to convince Coran that he should go. Krolia is convinced this is the in they need to reclaim their jobs; they’ll infiltrate the Supervillain Symposium, arrest all the biggest bads, call the AVL, rub it in Hira’s face, take a selfie while she’s sobbing in the background, celebrate as the masses drag Hira to the guillotine-
Coran: Krolia I love you, I really do. But you have issues.
Krolia: I happen to be perfectly adjusted for someone in my situation.
Coran is still hmming and hawwing because, now that he doesn’t have to fight villains for a living, he quite likes Not Being In Constant Danger. But then Krolia reminds him that he is both unemployed AND now blacklisted by the AVL, two things which might very well doom him in the eyes of Shiro (and the rest of CPS). He needs to do this if he wants his job back and, therefore, keep his kids.
(…. At some point, Coran shaves off his mustache in a stress-filled attempt at appearing as a better guardian, but no one recognizes him so he has to wear a fake mustache for the rest of the movie)
Coran of course is immediately super gung-ho for this plan and declares they’re leaving ASAP.
The kids of course are raring to go, the adults are vehemently hell no to that idea, and in the ensuing argument everyone forgets that Shiro is coming today. 
A series of events thus follows, which can be summarized as:
The adults say that the kids can’t come.
The kids decide that yes, in fact, kids can come and plan accordingly.
The kids are preparing to tail after the adults (after waiting a reasonable amount of time of course (this isn’t their first rodeo) in their own modified plane when they hear what sounds like their babysitter, the Reformed Lotor, coming around the corner.
The kids immediately go into attack mode only to realize, after the dust has settled, that they’ve actually knocked out Shiro.
In their infinite pre-teen wisdom, the kids decide to stick with the plan and load Shiro into their equivalent trunk and take off.
A few moments later, Lotor finally arrives, looks up from his phone, realizes there are no kids to be watched, and shrugs and goes home.
The scene cuts to Shiro groggily stumbling out of the corner the kids have stashed the plane in, only to realize, to his absolute horror, that he’s on an island filled with Supervillains attending a Supervillain Convention.
Hunk: Man… I feel like we forgot something.
*Shiro screaming in the distance*
For brevity’s sake I’ll cut off here, but just know that this is only the FIRST THIRD (IF EVEN THAT) of the movie. I am absolutely off the CHAINS. I still haven’t even introduced Keith yet. I love this au.
64 notes · View notes
greeneyedwildthing · 5 years
Text
rule: answer 21 questions then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better
thank you @aryasbadbenergy & @youknownnothingjonsnow0303 !! 
nickname(s): Never really had a nickname tbh
zodiac sign: Taurus bby <3
height: 5′7″
last movie I saw: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
last thing I googled: “Dumbledore family tree” - watch that ^ movie first if you don’t know lol 
favorite musician: changes by the day, currently obsessed with Ed Sheeran's new album. Musicians of all time - Eminem, AJR, Thomas Rhett, Sublime, and Imagine Dragons. 
other blogs: regular inactive blog: @thelifeidreamed , RPG blogs currently on hiatus due to work/schedule load: @thisisa-knife , @outlawedfamily , @the-unnamed-survivor , @learnorburn
following: close to 200~
followers: 361 ( a significant jump from what I had before joining the gendrya fandom )
do I get asks: On occasion, I absolutely love interacting with others so anon or not I don’t mind as people play nice :) 
amount of sleep: anywhere from 0-8hrs....I really wish I was kidding but sometimes I pull all-nighters because I’m literally too lazy to move from my computer desk to my bed. 
lucky numbers: Wouldn’t be lucky if I told you lol
what I'm wearing: Well I was all fancy today for a job interview, but now I’m chilling in my boyfriends camo sweatpants and a white t-shirt soo 
dream job: Well it’d be nice if a got hired as a dental hygienist since that's what I went to school for lmfao but being a published writer is my ultimate goal. 
dream trip: I honestly don’t know... somewhere warm and fun. I travel to northern Europe every year so it’d be a nice change to see a sandy beach and some blue ass water. 
favorite food: My mom has this “special” food called spaghetti eier. It’ll sound really gross but it’s actually fire: spaghetti, a few eggs, a shit ton of cheese all mixed together and paired with some ketchup. 
instruments played: So I’ve played cello, guitar, drums, violin, and the flute. Not that I’m any good at those but I could play songs like “stairway to heaven” on them so that should count for something, right?? and I’ve tried piano, bells, and saxophone but I suck at them lol. My dad’s a musician so I’ve always grown up around instruments. 
languages: I learned English and German simultaneously so I don’t have a primary language. I do use English more often, living in the states currently. I took French for 3 years so I can say basic sentences, and my extended family is Spanish so I can understand certain key words. But that’s about it lol
favorite song: Currently? : Take me back to London - Ed Sheeran ft. Stormzy.. All time?: Waka Waka - Shakira ft. Freshlyground (2010 Fifa WC song)… I feel the need to explain that second one since it’s odd, but I had my first seizure June 2010 and spent two weeks in the hospital recovering where I watched the WC and heard that song over and over all day. To this day I’ll listen to that song when I need a confidence boost or a reminder that I’m a fighter. 
random fact: Well piggybacking on that last one - I’m epileptic.. so please no flashing gifs!
aesthetic: late nights, snapchat filters, big smiles, burgundy, messy hair, inappropriate jokes, group pictures, stubborn, letters penned on scattered pages, window seats on airplanes, pop/rap playlist, strawberry shampoo
Tagging: At the risk of tagging someone that’s already done one of these today I’ll stick with just 5 for now @ofitzsimmons , @anotherwaywarddreamer , @playstationstartupnoise , @beverytender , @tweedledeestwin 
10 notes · View notes
heirxann · 5 years
Note
Why is Erin depressed? And what/who is the best way to resolve the horny part?
I’LL ANSWER THIS QUESTION IN TWO PARTS.
1.) Why is Erin depressed?
That’s a VERY loaded question honestly. It’s hard to pinpoint when exactly she started developing a genuine mental illness. It was something that had been slowly building for years since she was forced to join her brothers in a union she never asked to be in. There’s a lot of history involved (and I’m too lazy to go into extreme detail tonight but I will some other night) buuuuut...it’s not a secret that the Irish were very much treated horribly.
That treatment had a lot to do with her becoming more cynical and numb over the years. Not that most nations treated her badly, in fact most nations treated her just find if you look at Ireland’s historical relationships. But the treatment from the UK was…well…not great to put it lightly. Ireland was the red-headed stepchild of the UK and treated as such, forcing the country into some awful situations that usually resulted in awful living conditions. (Not just the famine, but look up how Catholics were treated as well. It got pretty bad at times.)
The Potato Famine was that final push over the edge though. Those few years of suffering without any genuine help is what did her in. See, all Erin has ever really wanted was to see her people and her country grow and flourish. The Famine did the opposite of that. She lost so much and so many people; friends and neighbors she had grown to care for. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Gone was the rebellious and passionate woman the world once knew. She was replaced by a more cynical and hardened version of herself instead. She decided that concealing any and all weaknesses would be the best way to go, but in the end it only served to make her more miserable after the fact. It became an endless cycle for her.
Conceal Any HappinessBecome DepressedTry To Find HappinessSomething Ruins ItRinse and Repeat
I know I’ve stated it somewhere on this blog before, but Erin is getting better. She’s been seeing a therapist since the 60s and started regularly seeing a psychiatrist since the 80s. She’s gotten better at coping with her depression, even if she’s well aware it’s a part of her that may never go away. Which, she’s aware absolutely sucks, but it’s still part of who she is now. She does what she can to change that (despite a major relapse in the 90s that nearly cost her everything) and she knows she can only grow to improve herself a little more each time.
2.) What/who is the best way to resolve the horny part?
SO. Erin uses sex to fill a void in her life lmfao. It gives her temporary happiness, a small dose of serotonin that keeps her from wanting to put up a noose. Yes that possibly makes her a sex addict (and I’ve also written about her addictive personality somewhere on this blog…), but she’s not so much addicted to the act itself but rather…the rush it gives her. It makes her feel alive, temporarily wanted and adored. And Erin loves that feeling because she’s never once felt wanted or adored in her entire life.
Realistically? Girl just needs someone that will genuinely love her. Not just romance either (see my headcanon on her issues with romance for an explanation on that) but like…platonic love too. She’s a hot mess and there were a lot of things, some within her control and some without, that’s made her the dumpster fire she is today. All she’s asking for is someone that might look beyond that? And actually see that she’s more than just her mental illness and drinking problem. That she’s actually just a snarky woman with three cats that’s very hard working. Erin just wants someone that cares about her okay. :’/ Even if it would take her forever and a day to actually believe someone cares for her.
….Also, I’d be lying if I said this didn’t all trace back to her daddy issues, but it kinda does. And I need to write a headcanon on that later.
Anyway, thank you for the question! I hope this cleared some things up!
1 note · View note
rawresparza · 6 years
Text
Tagged by @me-ladie Sorry this took so long, I am insanely lazy
Rules: Answer 20 questions, then tag twenty bloggers to get to know better.
Name: Erika
Nickname(s): I don’t have one, sad trombone
Height: 5'4" AND A HALF
Orientation: I’m a Darryl Whitefeather, if you will
Nationality: Murican
Favorite Season: Summer! I love basking in the sun and splashing around at the beach and going on hikes. Also, my birthday is in the summer ^__^ BUT I do also love the holiday season with all my heart.
Favorite plant: I’m a sucker for succulents. Also, plumeria flowers.
Favorite scent: Lavender
Favorite color: Purple!
Favorite animal: Doggos
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: I’m Rafael Barba-levels addicted to coffee. He is my spirit animal.
Average sleep hours: Never enough.
Dog or cat person: Dogs! I adopted my chihuahua terrier Butters many years ago, and he’s my world.
Favorite fictional characters: Wow, LOADED QUESTION. Should I start with the Raúls then go from there? 😂😂😂 Okay, okay, so here’s a few: Rafael Barba, Sonny Carisi, Jessica Huang, Audrey Parker, Nathan Wuornos, Gob Bluth, Jackson Neill, Callie Torres, Charlie Kelly, Spencer Reid, SO MANY MORE?????? Freddie Trumper, Whizzer Brown, Thor Odinson, Steve Rogers, Ian Malcolm, Bodhi Rook, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Indiana Jones, Valkyrie, I honestly don’t know where to stop? I’ll just... stop here, to spare you all. This list is endless.
Number of blankets you sleep with: I have a fuzzy blanket and a comforter but when it gets to be a trillion degrees in the summertime, they usually end up getting kicked to the floor.
Dream trip: Hmm. I’d love to do a trip across Asia. I lived in Korea for four years during elementary school but we didn’t travel anywhere else. Would also love to go back to Ireland and Cornwall and stay a little longer this time around.
Blog created: I honestly have no clue...
Number of followers: 719
Random facts: Barisi is the reason I got involved in fandom again for the first time in YEARS. Because of this ship, I’ve made some incredible friends and have gotten involved in great things. Who would’ve thought we’d be trying to convince Mara Wilson to ship Barisi? Wild. It got me writing fic again, which has led to teaming up with friends to plan a novel and even a pitch for a series. I’m also one third of a podcast called @thepcjs, and I’d be tickled pink if you checked it out. Bonus random fact, for the lovely Raúl fans who probably followed me because of Chess content: yes, he was very kind and gracious both times I met him and yes, he gives magnificent hugs! Oh, final bonus random fact: I love to act and am in the process of filming a webseries and hope to one day move to New York! So, look out, world LMFAO
Tumblr media
15 notes · View notes
officerbrowneyes · 4 years
Note
Please send me all the palettes you don't want. I'll go crazy. I get it. I still have the first palette my dad gave me when I got into makeup. It's vice 3 by UD. I'm Latina too. Mexican from both sides of the fam. And I I'm self taught. I get bored so I just start learning new languages when I can lol. I got insomnia from school and all the heavy work we had to do. I'm on season 2 of Narcos. Honestly, I just go into him line a month ago so now judgement here. *sips tea* #sweettearesponds
OH MY GOD! THE VICE PALETTES! GORL! Can we talk about the magic that was the fucking Vice palettes and how UD needs to bring them back?! I STILL have I think three of them? My favorite has to be the one with the oil spill theme? Oh my God, wait is that the third one? I can’t remember! I’m too lazy to get it too, lmfao! It was my all time FAVE! I used the shade “Arctic” I don’t know how many times? Did you get the Game of Thrones one?! That one I wish they had made more...interesting. The one quadrant I use the most is the White Walker section. I’m mad I saw that shit on Haute Look one time after I spent almost $70.00 on it. >.> Oh my God! A fellow Latina! Hola caracola! Lmao! I love that saying. Hmm...I thought I knew I had figured you out but then I’m like nope. I follow that person and they haven’t left anywhere so not her! Lmfao! You’re mystery continues! I GET BORED AND LEARN LANGUAGES TOO! What was the hardest language for you to learn?! I’m thinking about trying to re - learn Korean and Japanese again. Korean was easy for me to pick up in terms of speaking it, but reading it is an entirely different story! Now that my summer will most likely have to be spent indoors, I’ll have loads of time to spend re - learning both! >.> Random, but, tell me, do you like Spongebob? 😂
Oh my God. High school my insomnia was at its peak. I was stressed all the time from being in gymnastics and in AP classes. I would just sit on the computer for hours because it felt like the only time I was able to have to myself, you know? What were some of your favorite games to play on the computer as a kid?! I’m always curious to know cuz I feel like we all kind of loved the same shit because we didn’t have many options back then lmfao. WOAH! WHAT?! REALLY?! Tell me, will Javier Pena destroy my fucking live more than Mando and Oberyn? 👀😳
0 notes
the-space-case · 7 years
Note
Also!! (It's the Bill's jumper slut here) I recently got into digital art but I am,,, really bad. Can I get any advice for it? Like with colours and shininess and backgrounds because ugh background and stuff? Idk what exactly I want advice on but please help because I am,, really bad and you are definitely the opposite of that
Yo!!! Thats a lot. Digitial art? Just as hard as traditional; it has its own rules. I can give you some tips but the most important thing out there is ehhhh TWO things.
1.) USE REFERENCES, DRAW FROM REAL LIFE. I hate doing this because I feel like a cheap printer, but think of it this way if you do too; if you use references and draw inspiration from real life, you’re making a base for what you make later one. Practice drawing one thing often enough and you have it memorized so you never have to look at it again/can warp it to your own exaggerated devices. You can’t draw anatomy if you don’t understand it! You can’t draw perspective if you don’t observe it critically! You can’t walk until you crawl yadda yadda yadda do as i say not as i do lmfao
--this is helpful for basically everything, including backgrounds and colors and shininess
2.) LEARN FROM EXAMPLE. There’s tons of artists from around the world who put their portfolios online. There’s tons of youtube videos based on learning art! Check out art throughout history, even! Check out your favorite styles, be it traditional or cartoon, and observe what you like about them specifically. Test it loads of them yourself; after awhile of trying style after style your personal preferences will develop.
Aside from those two, here’s some of my personal tips. They might not work for you! I’m not a professional here, these are just some things I enjoy doing with my art.
COLORS:
-if you use a color once in a picture, use it again to balance it out.
-made a character and colored it in but having trouble deciding on the bg colors? Use the ones already on your canvas/in the character. unite that canvas under one palette. Even just an abstract shape in the bg of one color is better than a blank; make it the least used color in the character if thats the case, or at least one not near the edges.
-try analogous color schemes or monochrome schemes to get a feel for colors you dont normally use. 
- try coloring without lineart too, thats a fun exercise. 
-sometimes if you put yellow next to blue it looks green. either decrease the intensity of said blue or adjust the yellow; same with other odd pairings. your brain is weird just go around it.
-if two colors of the same intensity are right next to eachother your brain might blend the line between them; again depends on if you want it but it happens with painting so i mean have at it i guess. 
SHININESS:
-make sure you know the direction where light is coming from; that dictates where lightspots go
-putting lightspots against areas of intense color makes em pop
-try making them not just white, but also pastels or just intense color. It’s good to experiment! 
-A hard lightspot gives an area a smoother, almost rubber like or wet texture. making it jagged makes it look a bit more leathered? Again, experiment as to what you like best. I enjoy putting a hard blot of white on a darker bg and then airbrushing around it to make a nice glow effect. 
-if the lightsource is anything but white, make lightspots that color. 
-BACKGROUNDS:
-I prefer to use references for backgrounds. rough out a few examples of various angles or object placements if you need to. I actually made a sort of room scheme for the parlor in Recovery, as seen below:
Tumblr media
(its ok they can be shitty and still be useful)
-know that for bgs there’s the foreground, mid-ground and background, and it makes more sense to have all of them haha
-also good: make your characters interact with the bg/environment! Really brings the whole thing together. 
-most digital art programs have grids available; use those for making buildings and such, much easier than dragging over a bent-out-of-shape ruler and hoping for the best. 
MISC:
-if you know you’re bad at something in particular don’t shy away from it. Don’t avoid drawing hands bc you feel like you’re bad at drawing them! You gotta practice that shit, even if its hard/you dont like it. 
-generally if you’re going to draw something hard just do it with enthusiasm; a sort of fuck-you to despair. 
-if your wrist hurts stop until it doesn’t, Repetitive Strain Injuries are Bad and so is Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 
-flipping the canvas after drawing one eye lets you draw the other one without making it crooked, but if you’re lazy like me you can just...copy-paste it and reverse the layer and also maybe transform it to fit LMFAO. Still though flip the canvas just in case. 
-for some reason if you’re drawing a stack of objects start in the middle or do the contour first it helps with sizing. 
-draw at least once a day unless in pain lmfao
-Praaactice makes Peeeeerfect
-tbh anything goes in art, i’ve seen cheese with hair stapled to it in a museum just do what you want just get the basics down first makes things easier haha
113 notes · View notes
Text
Question Meme
///Yo I was tagged by both @askmonsterpiece and @askhummingbirdhanako so I’m gonna answer a bunch of stuff rn I guess. 
Rules:
Post the rules
Answer questions by person that tagged you.
Write 11 questions of your own.
Tag 11 people
Gonna slap this shit under a readmore cuz it’s long. 
askmonsterpiece questions first!
Why did you pick your muse? Well, I’ve been a big fan of OP for nearly a decade and have always related to Nami? That, and she’s cute and my gay ass draws her all the time anyway so might as well have a reason to lmfao.
Do you cosplay? Yes, who? No, do you want to? I do! I’ve been doing casual cosplays for a few years now. I have cosplayed Luffy (well, fem!Luffy), Nami (Enies Lobby arc outfit, featuring @ask-captain-usopp as Sogekingu), aaand Mirai from Kyokai no Kanata. I think I’m probably forgetting one or two cosplays but whatever lmfao... on a slightly more embarrassing note for a few years I used to co-run and work at an annual Maid Cafe event at my college, which is coincidentally how I met @ask-captain-usopp.
Do you like writing as well? Gimme the deets I love to write! I actually minored in writing for my Bachelors. I have plans for a novel buuuut so far all I’ve really done is write short stories and fanfiction lmfao (No One Piece fics yet though.)
If you could swap art styles w/someone who would it be? Oh man, I’m so not used to digital art, it would be rad to swap with @unlucky-marine for a while tho--like pls show me how you draw on your phone, my life would be so much easier Q u Q 
Can you cook/bake? I love to cook and bake! I don’t bake as much as I used to, mostly cooking these past few years. My favorite thing to cook right now is this chicken bacon spinach alfredo recipe I found a few months back--hmu if you want the recipe it’s super easy.
When was the last time you gave yourself a compliment for all the great work you do? I’m the type to regularly give myself a pat on the back for getting stuff done, so yesterday after I did like 3 loads of laundry.  
Do you have any pets? Yes!!!! I have an old man cat named Maximus and a beta named Shouto. Maxy is a shorthair maine coon mix, and Shouto is a red and white fantail. If you ask me for pics I will send you 1 billion.
Would you ever eat chocolate dipped oreos? I’ve tried them before, they’re a bit too much for me haha. 
What’s the dumbest lie you’ve ever told? Uuuuuh in middle school I convinced a small child that was annoying me that I could see what he was doing because all girls had eyes in the back of their head--he believed me. I traumatized a grade schooler that day.
Are you the type to make a funny face back when your friend makes a funny face at you? I am the master at ugly faces. I often make them for no reason what so ever.   
Do you prefer your hair long or short? I like my hair long, but I have chronic migraines and the weight makes it worse--I’ve settled with mid length.
askHummingbirdHanako questions!
What Hogwarts house would you put yourself in? I think the last time I took the sorting hat quiz I went to Hufflepuff, which is fine with me tbh.
Favorite One Piece arc so far (including filler arcs!)? Thriller Bark is my fave!!!! I’m a sucker for anything Halloween themed.
If you could dye your hair any color, what would you choose? I’ve been wanting to go pastel pink for a while, I have a few wigs of that color and they’re super cute.
Fruits or vegetables? Fruit me up bby
Do you collect figurines? If so how many do you have? I do... they’re all OP and they’re mostly various figures of Nami. 
If you could choose to have ANY Devil Fruit power, what one would you want and why? I would love to have Kanjuro’s fruit power--being able to draw things to life would be hilarious and I’d get into so much trouble
Saddest One Piece death to you so far? I mean, nothing can compare to Ace but to be honest I was really concerned that Bon Clay was dead for a while which I simply could not handle.
What would your ideal vacation be? Where at and what would you do? I’d like to go to Iceland or Ireland and just chill out with some nice scenery tbh.
Favorite season of the year? FALL!!!!!!!
What do you think of Halloween? Are you excited for it? BOI. BOOOOOOI. 
Tumblr media
A song that fits your mood right now. ahahahaha lately I’ve just been listening to this
SO--I’m tagging....
(not 11 people because I’m lazy)
@ask-captain-usopp @ask-offduty-borsalino @ask-marine-mitsu and @unlucky-marine
(if you’ve already done this and/or don’t feel like it don’t worry!)
1. How old were you when you really got into One Piece?
2. What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
3. What’s your favorite smell?
4. Would you prefer to live in a rural area with lots of trees and few people, or an urban area with few trees and lots of people? 
5. Do you have any weird skills or talents? 
6. When you were a child what did you want to be when you grew up? 
7. Name one ridiculous feature your dream home would have.
8. What’s your favorite anime outside of One Piece?
9. Favorite Disney Movie and/or Miyazaki film?
10. Favorite One Piece outfit of all time? 
11. You’ve stumbled upon Franky’s magic money making machine, you now have infinite cash. What are the first 5 things you do?
6 notes · View notes
cardinalrats · 7 years
Text
Tagged by @barnesthighs​ <3 thank u~
rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people // i don’t know that many people so im just gonna tag @ialonus​ - @mjolnirsammy​ - @babieruth29​ 👀
answers below the cut!
the last
1. drink: water 2. phone call: my best friend I think ? 3. text message: I don’t rly text anyone haha 4. song you listened to: Mummy Dust - Ghost 5. time you cried: o all the damn time but mostly bc my nerd friends attack me with sad headcanons smh 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: i regret all my kisses lmfao 8. been cheated on: no, not that i know of 9. lost someone special: yup, but i’m better off now i think 10. been depressed: oh yeah 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no
3 favourite colours
12. green 13. purple 14. blue
in the last year have you 15. made new friends: yup! 16. fallen out of love: no?? 17. laughed until you cried: yes omg all the time 18. found out someone was talking about you: nope 19. met someone who changed you: i feel like everyone i meet who sticks around changes me in some way 🤔 20. found out who your friends are: pls i love my nerd squad so much 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yup general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: not that many of them honestly haha 23. do you have any pets: ye! 2 cats, 2 turtles, 2 guinea pigs (those are just my ones tho, my family has loads more) 24. do you want to change your name: nah 25. what did you do for your last birthday: sushi train & a movie with my best friend c: 
26. what time did you wake up: urrr like 11am ish? 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sinning no rly talking to tori as usual lmao 28. name something you can’t wait for: so many movies omg 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: o like 2 hours ago? she’s in bed now 31. what are you listening to right now: Ghost 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves: this headache i have rn :/  34. most visited website: twitch.tv 35. hair colour: dark blonde/brown 36. long or short hair: too long for my liking but too lazy to get it cut 37. do you have a crush on someone: lmao fuckin always but never people i know, not anymore 38. what do you like about yourself: urr my eyes and my taste in movies?? 39. piercings: none 40. blood type: cant remember oops 41. nickname: Mikky is a nickname (real name is Mikayla) 42. relationship status: single af 43. zodiac: taurus 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: agents of shield, community & xmen: animated 46. tattoos: none yet 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: so far i haven’t had any 50. sport: i used to bowl but it was just a fun little weekend thing when i was a kid 51. vacation: anywhere that snows a lot  52. pair of trainers: ur.. generic grey ones??
MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing rn 54. drinking: nothing 55. I’m about to: probably not move from my spot on the couch ayy 56. waiting for: hmmm ragnarok 57. want: it to be october already lmao            58. get married: nahh 59. career: i really dont know?? honestly??
WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: hugs 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: arms but pls i like soft 65. hook up or relationship: relationship  66. troublemaker or hesitant: both?? 
HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: yes, never again 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: no 70. turned someone down: yup 71. sex on the first date: nope 72. broken someone’s heart: i dont think? 73. had your heart broken: hmm, see i used to think so but looking back?? nah 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: well yea i’ve only ever dated people i was friends with first lmao
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: lol nope  78. miracles: nah 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: hm depends how it went, but i hate dating 82. angels: nope
OTHER: 84. eye colour: blue 85. favourite movie: hNN its a tie between spider man: homecoming, the martian, turbo kid, treasure planet, aliens and shawshank redemption
2 notes · View notes
meepface · 6 years
Text
hello my gf is on vacation for two weeks and i already miss her a whoooooole lot and i am starting to feel sad about it but i told myself i was not allowed to sit here and think about it so i am doing this to distract myself! don’t mind me!
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
yesss
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
theoretically yes if i wasn’t with my girlfriend, but i’m not planning on breaking up with her lmao so
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
yesterday i think
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
of course?? i always smile at strangers
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
not anymore that i know of
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Africa by Toto came on and reminded me of my friend Kate bc we listen to it all the time lmfao
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
literally only underwear lmao
8. How often do you listen to music?
literally all the time
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
jeans but only bc the sweats i have don’t go w many of my outfits lmao
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
i haven’t felt alive since 2012
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
i hate the word antisocial lmfao but i am more introverted for sure. i am trying to work on being more social bc i would like to make some more new friends
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
no
13. What about ‘R’?
no
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
no
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
i wish i didn’t but i do
16. Are you going out of town soon?
no, not until either spring break or the summer, probably
17. When was the last time you cried?
i teared up a little earlier today but the last time i cried was yesterday when i was saying bye to my gf lmao i am a baby but i am in love with her and i’m gonna miss her
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
yeah, a few people but only one in like, the love love way
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
nope
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
my brother
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
my gf being gone has been on my mind way too much, i know she’s gonna have fun though. i think i’ll stop thinking about it so much once she’s finally landed there and i know she’s made it safely
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
it’s cute when girls do it too
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
nope, it was my friend w the boyfriend i don’t like but we had a really nice talk and i’ve been on the fence on whether i should keep trying to stay her friend or if i should start to drop her as a friend and that conversation made me realize i don’t completely want to give up on her yet
24. What are you sitting on right now?
my bed
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
my girlfriend, my friends
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
yes a few times
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
my girlfriend
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
not really but lately i’ve felt sick for like the past month, but i literally don’t have time to be sick so i’ve been ignoring it forever and it hasn’t ever gone away so now i’m like, used to it lmao
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
i’m not wearing one lmfao but the one i was wearing today was from H&M and i got three compliments on it!!
30. Does anyone hate you?
i have a small amount of people who dislike me (i avoid causing problems at any cost) but i don’t think anyone hates me
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
i did but it wasn’t really hidden bc my parents wouldn’t care if they found it lmao i had just been too lazy to take it back to the kitchen so i put it in a drawer
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
yesss i love them
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
absolutely not
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
this year has been the worst year of my life so i want to say this one, but i also grew a lot as a person this year so idk. if not this year then none
35. Did you have a dream last night?
yeah but i don’t remember it anymore
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
i told my gf through text about 30 mins ago
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
i don’t know, i am a little afraid of marrying too soon and 25 feels sorta too soon
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
yesss my gf
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
i don’t know
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
i did, even though i got really sad that my gf was leaving i had a good time with her, and i had a good time at work w my favorite coworker and with my best friend after that, and then with my family in the evening
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
yep
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
yeah my friends and i are all hanging out tomorrow most of the day and doing all sorts of stuff and i’m soooo excited to have Plans and be Busy and not Alone in my room
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
yes
44. What’s the best part about school?
friends !!! and also i love that i’m finally taking classes in things i’m really interested in in college now so that is really fun. i love my school and the atmosphere there and it’s a very happy place for me
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
yes
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
i used to in high school lmfao
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
all the time
48. Were you single over the last summer?
nope
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
nope, i peaked two years ago tbh it’s been downhill from there but a bitch is about to start climbing back up the damn hill
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
sleeping, i’m really tired but i refuse to go to bed really sad lmao
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
nope it was my best friend’s brother and i think he’s really cool 
52. Are you nice to everyone?
i am, i try very hard to be even when i don’t like someone
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
honestly, never expected to fall completely in love with Caitlin since she was a good friend of mine and that would be ~gay~ but here i am, dating her for a lil over 2 years now
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
absolutely what the fuck
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
yeah i think so, i only show it if i want to talk about it. i’m working on being a little more transparent with my emotions though
56. Do you think you like someone?
i know i like someone
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
nope
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
giiiirls, but i don’t mind being friends with boys. most of my friends were boys growing up
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
i’m sure all of them have at some point
60. Do you hate anyone?
nope
61. How’s your heart?
today was happy tomorrow is gonna be happy so good but i do miss my gf and that probably won’t go away until i see her again
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
yes
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
yes
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
nobody that i know of. there’s like one person i can think of that would be if anyone but if they’re still talking about me they really must not have anything going on in their life right now lmfao
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
no lmao
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
noooo and i can’t wait to be kissed again in two weeks
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
i mean yeah, boys showing vulnerable emotion is an attractive trait
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
no
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
my friend Elizabeth!!
70. How do you look right now?
i’m jus layin here w my tiddies out
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
yes
72. Can you commit to one person?
yes
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yesss my brother and my good pal Joe
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
yes
75. Did you wake up cranky?
nah i woke up a little anxious though bc i knew my girlfriend was in a plane and she had just pulled an all nighter so i was nervous she wasn’t gonna get any sleep on the plane either
76. Are you a jealous person?
not generally but i have been jealous a few times and that’s a gross feeling
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
yes when you’re with someone who understands you and makes you feel light and fucks you right (if you’re into that)
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
yeah
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
my friends tomorrow, my cousin after christmas (i am hoping), and my gf in two weeks
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
hang out with all my best pals
81. Last person you cried in front of?
my girlfriend
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
yep
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
she is and it makes me really giddy when she gets like that. i find it hella attractive lmfao
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
probably making out or cuddling or sleeping all up against each other
85. Are you over your past?
yeah i think
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
yep but he’s gay and so am i so it worked out
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
yes
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
it would be my gf unless you count the gay boy i was falling in love with for a while lmao, if it was my gf of course i would but if it was the boy i would tell him it was a lil too late for that bc i no longer have feelings for him like that but he’s still one of my best friends no matter what
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
absolutely but i would be all worried about her bc that is unlike her
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
yes lmfao it was only bc he was obnoxiously theatrical, not bc he did anything bad (that i’m aware of?), but he was cute and funny and touchy w me at the time and i had a crush on annnnybody who gave me attention at that time. plus i was trying to ignore my massive crush on Caitlin bc i thought i had no chance with her
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
yep !!
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
yes, had a huge crush on a Michael in 8th grade. totally forgot about him until he followed me on insta today actually lmfao, he’s a frat boy at my school now apparently
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
nope but had a huge crush on one in 8th grade. he happened to be in the same math class with me as Michael from question #92 was and i couldn’t decide which one i liked more
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
yes, it was going well. that year was a rough one but we came out of it stronger i think
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
yes
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
it was my friend Elizabeth and she’s very beautiful !!
97. Who do you have texts from?
one from an internet friend who i texted to catch up with earlier today and forgot to respond to for 9 1/2 hours lmfao i’m really sorry Amber i suck
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
i’d be so so so heartbroken but i would tell her to be with the person who makes her happy, even if it isn’t me. i want what’s best for her always
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
my gf is older than me by like almost a month
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
it’s jus me
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
hmmm no but i would like to
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
yep !!
0 notes
silvershadow1398 · 5 years
Text
#129 SIXTY-ONE QUESTIONS
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Body 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Technically alcohol because I hate coffee, but for the most part neither. I don’t tolerate alcohol well so I don’t drink for the most part, but if I do choose to then I’m really picky 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? NOPE 4. Do you plan outfits? Most of the time nope due to laziness, but sometimes! 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Eyestrain ugh, and I should really go to sleep soon 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? Technically my Interactive Introverts Phil plushie haha 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? Not even gonna go there, that’s horrid 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I gave birth 9. Three of your current feelings? Uncomfortable from eyestrain, tired, focused on answering these questions 10. What are you craving right now? Honestly nothing 11. Turn ons? Can’t really think of any atm, get back to me later 12. Turn offs? Fuckboys, having an inability to accept your partner for who they truly are, not wanting to talk when problems occur, I know I have more but I can’t think rn 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? No thanks 14. When was the last time you cried? Why? Yesterday, I just had a crappy day for no reason at all 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? No one because idc 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? Lol nope 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I start with licking then I’ll bite later 18. Favorite movie ever? Happy Feet 19. Do you like yourself? No but I'm alright considering I have to live with myself for life 20. Have you ever met a celebrity? No 21. Could you handle being in the military? No 22. What are you listening to right now? Ocean (Grant Remix) by Seven Lions 23. How many countries have you visited? I can only think of 5 so I may have missed one, but in less than a week that will increase by one!! 24. Are your parents strict? They’re not, but they are. Each parent is in a different way 25. Would you go sky diving? In my imagination hell yeah it sounds fun, in real life nope 26. Would you go out to eat with a stranger? Let me meet them first and I’ll get back to you 27. Whats on your mind right now? I need to brush my teeth and go to sleep ugh 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? No, not right now 29. Have you ever been in a castle? I don’t think so? 30. Do you rent movies often? No, I don’t really like movies at all 31. Whats your zodiac sign? Pisces 32. When was the last time you had sex? Never 33. Name five facts about yourself. - 1. By the time I graduate and retire I will have danced for 19 years, 2. I technically will have lived in 3 countries as of this June (international adoptee, current residence/citizenship, study abroad), 3. I can’t cook aside from making basic pasta, 4. I’m petrified of adult responsibilities but I really want to move out and live on my own, 5. I’ve never been asked on a date 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? I don’t think so 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? For me yeah, for anyone else nah 36. Brown or white eggs? Don’t care 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Some dresses and shirts 38. Ever been on a train? Yes 39. Ever been in love? Thought I was at the time, but in hindsight nope it was lust 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? No thanks 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? Can’t think of anyone to actually trade with so nah 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it? I’m not attractive so it sounds tempting, but nah 43. Whom do you admire and why? Dan and Phil because they’ve done incredible things 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? I can’t remember 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do? Call 911 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? Nope, and tbh I’m not sure I even want children 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? None 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? None 50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? No 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? Of course 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? No way 53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Almost 21 and still a virgin lmfao 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? No 55. If you could live forever, would you want to? Not as the way I am 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? Idk 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? None 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? NO and I would not televise it because that’s horrible 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? Nope 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? Nope, and again idk if I want a child at all 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? Live longer
0 notes