#theres david lynch rabbits which i think is really really good.

[carehounds]

Its amazing that DHMIS has the most variety ive ever seen of what it reminded people of, i never would've guessed that Xavier:Renegade Angel to be on that list but i can definitely see what people are talking about when i give it a good think .... They both have that unpredictable and insane kinda swag

[alvane]

Twin Peaks Episode 14 Spoilers

I was able to watch the 14th episode of twin peaks this morning bc sky Germany accidentally uploaded it instead of  episode 13 and they r dumb. theres a plot summary below the cut so beware MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR EP 14

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-iirc the ep starts off with the fbi storyline. Frank Truman calls Gordon Cole and tells him that they found laura palmers diary pages 

-albert tells tammy about the first ever blue rose case which was handled by the young phillip jeffries and gordon cole

-then gordon remembers a dream he had in which a woman (i think it’s the woman that got murdered in the first blue rose case but im not certain) repeats the phillip jeffries quote from fwwm about everyone living in a dream. We are shown flashbacks of the jeffries scene in fwmm (so yes bowie does appear in this ep but no actual new footage of him, just old stuff)

-Albert says that he suddenly remembers jeffries mysteriously showing up too . i guess they all just collectively forgot abt Jeffries showing up 

-then Diane joins them and reveals that evil coop mentioned major briggs during the last night she saw him

-aaaaand then gordon cole shows diane the wedding ring found in major briggs corpse (dougies wedding ring) and she mentions that her half-sister is called janey-e and is married to a guy named dougie. wtf . gordon cole calls the las vegas fbi (?) office and they try to find dougie. it’s finally happening y’all

-then in twin peaks we see the dick police officer (chad i think) get arrested by truman and bobby heck yeah

- andy, truman, hawk and bobby look around for jack rabbits place in the woods. they eventually find it and discover naido (the japanese women w her eyes sewn shut that was in the mauve zone of the black lodge in ep 3) lying there naked

-whilst they try to care for her the vortex (the one that almost swallowed gordon 2 eps ago) shows up and andy gets sucked in. there he meets the giant in the same black and white room that the first scene of the season was set in

-the giant calls himself the “fireman” or smth like that. I forgot if he says anything else but eventually andy looks up and in a window sees some flashbacks of past events. like scenes from the day laura was murdered and evil and good coop in the black lodge. there is one scene we havent seen be4 in there (which im assuming means it shows the future) of andy and lucy walking around in the police department.

-then andy disappears from the lodge (?)

-we see hawk, truman and bobby wandering in the forest, saying they cant remember what just happened

-in the next scene in the police department andy and lucy r taking care of naido (is no one concerned that her eyes r sewn shut ????) no one comments abt andy suddenly being back so i guess no one can rmbr his trip to the black lodge

-next scene we see everyones favorite character, james , and a british guy hanging out together. they apparently both work for the great northern hotel

-british guy is wearing a green glove that he says he can never take off. he tells james this is because he was told by someone in a dream (and the way he talks abt it makes  it seem like one of the twin peaks demons/spirits caused this dream) predicted that he would find this glove so its his special glove

- yes idk what the fuck is going on either and some random guy having a magical green glove seems like its fake but i swear this actually happens djncskncnk

-james goes to investigate the mysterious noise in the great northern in the basement

-then we see sarah palmer go to a random bar (i guess the roadhouse isnt the only bar in twin peaks now). some guy hits on her and calls her a dyke and a cunt but she retaliates by taking off her face like laura does in the first or 2nd ep of this season. unlike laura tho there isnt light behind her face just smoke and a hand shows up and also a mouth. its fucking creepy. then she touches him and his neck just kinda. explodes. what the fuck.

-david lynch really wasnt fucking around when he said fix ur hearts or die i guess 

-in the roadhouse  theres some singer performing a n also two women talk abt a guy named billie (audrey’s billy?) but i dont know what that was abt

thats all i can rmbr. this episode was super weird (but great) and kinda hard to explain so mssg me if u want smth clarified. on a side note i think this is the only ep of twin peaks w absolutely no new cooper scenes. he only appeared twice in reused footage..........