#these are INCREDIBLE!!

[krenenbaker]

Hcs time!! >:3

-Jade absolutely loves using you as an arm rest. If you get annoyed/tsun about it then he finds it more amusing, but if you REALLY don’t like it he’d stop and apologise

-Floyd absolutely also tried to use you as an arm rest but Jade “dealt” with that and now Floyd only really touches you when he squeezes you (which is a little less common, thankfully)

-He doesn’t do it a whole lot - only as a “treat” or if you ask him to - but he LOVES picking you up. Princess carry, piggyback, anything. He just likes holding you so your feet don’t touch the ground. You’re trusting him. It makes him happy.

-You have a game where you like to sneak increasingly big things into each other’s rooms without the other noticing. Neither of you acknowledge it verbally. Currently Jade is winning with sneaking an entire piano into your room. Also, Azul keeps asking if you’ve seen his piano.

-Jade LOVES flustering you, but he refuses to tell you that you fluster him more often than he lets on. Especially when you hold his hands.

I hope you like the headcanons!!! >:3

RHEA OH MY GOODNESS??? this is a whole FEAST of headcanons!!!

YES. considering that there's more than 30cm (over a foot) of height difference between us, he ABSOLUTELY rests his arm on me. he's also a very physically affectionate lad, so... yeah

Floyd's much more teasing about it (when he does go into "you're my armrest now" mode, and before he was "encouraged" to stop)

that's so cute!! and considering that I only like being picked up by people I trust, also, very accurate. (I am also picking Jade up. as best I can, and as much as he allows)

and this is a rather fun game. the piano is impressive, since it would have been quite a task to move, even with magic. there's also occasionally the idea of number rather than size... but that is a much less frequently occurring element ^v^

aw, he tries so hard to stay composed ♡ the times he does become truly flustered, though... those are really grand

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

[lizardsfromspace]

The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[bobbyjean]

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[vanity-breaking]

you always see that gif or a screenshot of this scene but you need to hear the line delivery. it's so funny to me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[stuckinapril]

Incredibly alarming that talks of “peace” in Gaza seem to extend no further than a ceasefire. How do you think they’re gonna start off where they left off themselves? Their houses are destroyed, so many have lost mothers and fathers and brothers and children, they still have no clean water and no food. Any area Israel withdraws out of is an area it already knows has been rendered inhospitable. There was even a direct quote by some IOF soldier gleefully stating how he “wasn’t sure Palestinians could go back to their homes.” So what happens when the US “succeeds at negotiating a ceasefire”? Who will be responsible for helping the Palestinians rebuild all that they’ve lost?

[lizardsfromspace]

Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"

The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat

And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously

[backstepping]

the baseball players are about to mount a coup and i’m here for it

[lemongogo]

dont forget what happened to icarus