#these bitches gay you will not convince me otherwise

[revengeismygender]

“Gay people did exist in the ‘80s” I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame.

“No, they’re right” two people say from the corner. It’s the jazzercise instructor and photographer from Startcourt Mall.

[roachesforthewin]

Cassie Sandsmark would absolutely belt “gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight” in the young justice era

only for her to realise she’s a raging lesbian a few years later

[perenlop]

God I really wish I could be hyperfixated on things that are better like Kirby or Pokemon or even Sonic again, it's been a bit and I miss that guy. But instead my brain is slamming the Warriors button like its 2013 again

[koluniie]

he tried the cat filter

[j422m1n3]

[yakusha-yukihime]

My type is twinks and brats and stephen curry is both and I take zero criticisms 🙄🙄🙄

[reroute-artist-strategy]

anyways i'm playing a pokemon red nuzlocke with glitch pokemon and a gameshark and look at my party

[arse-crack-thistle]

I KNEW HENRY “GAY AS A MAYPOLE” FOX-MOUNTCHRISTEN-WINDSOR WAS A GIANT DIEHARD SWIFTIE!! THAT BITCH WAS FRONT ROW IN THAT CELEBRITY BOX NIGHT ONE OF EAST RUTHERFORD!!!! HE HEARD GETAWAY CAR AND MAROON AND CRIED YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!!!

(source: casey on threads)

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

debbie drowning a bitch at the pool for calling her a lesbo is the same thing as mickey assaulting multiple people for inferring that he is gay and you can’t convince me otherwise

[unmotivated-badger]

-Both have greying hair and banger mustaches

-Both are emotionally repressed and closeted gay men

-Both served as officers but left (one not intentional maybe)

-Both are in a comedy show

-Both are supernatural entities

-Both are AUTISTIC AND YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE BITCH

-Both had not exactly healthy relationships with colleagues

-Both are extremely strict and loyally serve someone who will never give them anything in return

-Just…just look at them, they’re identical

-I’m in love with both of them

[its-surprising]

so i went to see sondheim theatre les miserable on july’s 2nd and let me tell you, jordan shaw and connor jones will go down in gay history in my books because boy oh boy i am still not over it. WAS I FUCKING HALLUCINATING THIS SHIT?

drink with me? the way connor made grantaire so helplessly in love with enjolras? BROKE ME. when enjolras tried to reconcile with grantaire, he’ve put his hand in grantaire’s hair and tried to hold him close- but then grantaire pushes him away in anger, walks away… and enjolras walks away too, to the barricade BUT he looks back with so much SHOCK and so much GRIEF written on his face. this man just realized that he has been loved by someone so deeply that it hurts. meanwhile grantaire breaks down, sitting under the wall and gavroche HUGS HIM. and can you hear me crying???? CAN YOU?? well it’s not over yet-

when the barricades are under attack and another student falls back from the front they both kneel next to them, broken by the loss of another friend. and they realize that this may be the last time they see each other alive. and in hurry, because there’s a fight there, people are dying there they kiss. they might’ve embraced, but it looked like a kiss so much more that i just can’t believe otherwise YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. i repeat, THEY KISSED. and then grantaire had to watch enjolras die. then he had to die himself. and i am going fucking bazonkers.

im not even going to go over the fact that it was the JULY 2ND LITERALLY THE LONDON PRIDE. i had to go through the parade to see this show. what is this??? jordan shaw and connor jones you crazy son of bitches i am madly in love with les miserables once again.

[sevikasleftpussyflap]

I can def see Sevikas response as to why she’d never take strap being “That’s gay af”. 100% No way can convince me otherwise. I feel like, with ALOT of convincing she’d be down to sub for a night. But taking anything bigger than fingers is where she draws the line. I can see her saying some corny shit like “Taking strap is for beta bitches”

“That’s gay.”

…

“Sevika, we’re gay.”

Sevika’s face twists in displeasure, like you just proposed the idea of inviting Silco to your bedroom activities. She takes another hit of her cigarillo instead of answering.

You wait impatiently for a response, eyes watering from the thick cloud of smoke accumulating in the room. The scent of sex and tobacco was something you had to get used to after dating Sevika.

She feels you staring at her and glances to you, eyes darting from your inquisitive eyes to a spot on the wall.

“What?”

“What’s the real reason?”

She makes you wait in anticipation as she takes a long drag and then,

“Taking strap is for bottom bitches.”

Okay but imagine Sev taking the strap for a night and she’s on top, riding you into the mattress 🤤🤤

Or if you’re used to being a pillow princess, she makes you use it on her and coaches you on how to use it

[box-dwelling]

So i bully Phoenix for being a bottom a lot but I thought I'd do a post of my other NSFW head canons for AA. Maybe I'll add to this as I get through the series

1: FranMaya is Brat/Brat tamer. I don't even know if I think this needs an explanation. I feel like if you have a passing understanding of who both those characters are and what a Brat and brat tamer are you understand where I'm coming from. I also think they're terminally on again off again. Fran doesn't have like as much of the terminal run away instinct her brother does but like, I think she does break up with Maya the second she gets even slightly annoyed at her. Maya doesnt chase her because she thinks she's over reacting but then the next time they see each other they immediately have sex again. Maybe this works out eventually but I think there's a good while where this is the dynamic. And literally no one knows if they're dating, even them. Like sometimes Maya's like, "yeah she's just sulking, we're still together" and Fran is like "Maya Fey was the worst mistake of my life", because she left a burger wrapper on the counter for 0.25 seconds, and other times Maya's like "she's gone for good this time. It's over" and Fran is just "I still love her I just need to show boundaries" where the boundary is the Atlantic ocean. I think they're toxic and have amazing sex and good for them honestly.

2) Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright 1000% talk about and compare the sexual abilities of the Von Karma siblings. They fucking meet up get drunk and bitch about it and I cannot be convinced otherwise. When Fran and Miles find out instead of being violated they instead just go "but I'm better then him/her right?" (Fran is better for reasons I will now expand on.

3) Miles Edgeworth is painfully vanilla in bed. Listen Ace Edgeworth head canoners I love you and I am kissing you on the mouth but

I do not think he is ace, I think the man is just weird. I am certain Miles Edgeworth calls sex intercourse. If Miles Edgeworth were not the most homosexual human being to walk the planet earth the concept of sex that is not PiV for the express purpose of procreation would make the man faint. Despite this he is hopelessly sexually attracted to men and does not know how to handle it. He has either never seen any porn in his life and turns the TV off during sex scenes or does watch the most vanilla gay porn imaginable and treats it as his deepest darkest secret. And let me add, his attraction to men is not the aberration to him, this isn't an internalised homophobia thing, this is just the deepest sexual representation humanly imaginable and he would be equally weird if he had any attraction to women. Hand holding before marriage seems a step too far for him. He calls dating courting. I am fully convinced he would ask Phoenix's parents permission before allowing himself to even look the man in the eye when he realised he had feelings for him. Do I think this would last when Phoenix actually started sleeping with him? No. I think given Phoenix has proven himself to be pretty kinky he would bring it up, Miles would be a very awkward Dom for like one scene and then start to get over himself and realise this is another way he can do his favourite thing in the world, bullying Phoenix. Their sex life picks up a bit after that

[lnkedmyheart]

This is rambly but my thoughts so far:

Someone said this is Sigma's entrance exam and that could be it. Dazai leaving the rest of the mission to Sigma, Sigma's whole arc.

Dazai falling to his death in an elevator is funny cause that guy is unkillable. He aint dying and anyone saying otherwise is being deliberately obtuse.

We have good reason to believe Chuuya has broken free from the vampirism/mind control situation and it would be a stupid decision to not have him play any role here. So far Chuuya has done the bare minimum. Him working with Fyodor parallels Sigma switching sides. Except we know Chuuya would never betray his people, be it the PM or Dazai whereas Sigma had good reason to turn on Fyodor.

Fyodor seems a bit too cocky rn. A little TOO cocky if you ask me.

Chuuya is still behind Fyodor. Fyodor underestimates Sigma, doesnt know about Chuuya's anti mind control hat, appears to believe Dazai is about to die.

Fyodor has made the biggest mistake he could have made by calling skk's connection shallow, which is a set up for future pay off cause that was so out of left field and ridiculous and would be bad writing without said pay off.

Chuuya can control gravity/control the cables to slow down the descent of the elevator without his ability being nullified.

We didnt see Chuuya in the shot which showed the elevator with Dazai in it free falling, Fyodor losing his shit and Sigma being terrified. No Chuuya. It makes no sense to not have him in the shot. Where are you gravity boy? Off to rescue the damn fish again?

Sigma rescuing Dazai takes are actually quite interesting but I highly doubt Sigma would be able to rescue Dazai in any way. He also would have no reason to believe Dazai survived that fall. So honestly unless we get a character comeback it has got to be Chuuya. The latter also makes sense in regard to the skk bond slander from before.

I doubt we will see the Meursault girlies next chapter or anytime soon. Dazai is falling to his death, its a good time to take a year long break to switch POVs.

Anyway Chuuya, Fyodor abd Sigma are the major players left on the scene and if Dazai doesnt return soon for a "haha I lived bitch" reveal we have Sigma who has to now single handedly take on Fyoya, Fyodor who thinks Dazai is dead and Chuuya who is still a wild card that hasnt been used yet.

Also sigmazai moments for my bizai agenda. Yes Dazai, go around and kiss as many boys as you like. Live your boy kisser fantasies before mounting an elevator and falling to your almost death.

Yes I do be bullshitting about the sigmazai smooch but its close enough to looking like one. Imma be delulu and believe my brain farts cause bizai is more important to me than acting sane.

Fyodor brought in Chuuya because he knew it would get under Dazai's skin, which it did, Dazai proceeded to *drown* Chuuya (as if he didnt know Chuuya is an excellent swimmer since sb) while giving a gay ass speech and actually reminiscing all their moments (it meant something to him cause we were shown the moments as an audience, it wasnt just for show on his part), fyoya escaped and Fyo gave a whole "he's my tool now" speech and mocked skk's bond, something Dazai prides himself about) thereby confirming that Fyodor was convinced Dazai did not value Chuuya at all, meanwhile Chuuya is silent and hidden in the shadows this whole time clearly not a vampire, wearing his anti mind control hat, dazai proceeded to enter an elevator and fall to his death in a machine that has several parts not in direct contact with him. Fyodor lost it thinking Dazai died and Chuuya, the gravity manipulator is not in frame.

[toffyrats]

my current otps/fav ships

-PEARLINA. my favorite ship of all time, the best ship of all time, and i stand by that forever.

-jedtavius! as i’ve said before, i see them more queerplatonic but i enjoy all the art and fanfics too much to NOT support the ship ✋😭

-lana x mallow- i like never see people shipping them, i guess mallow and kiawe are more popular but they’re just the wives and i love them

-brendan x may- if there was ever implied romance between the player and rival in a pokemon game, it’s these two. their interactions in oras are gold. brendan’s blushing and stuttering when asking may to go to the space center with him was just <3333

-folkner! i. need. to. see. more. of. them. they made flint so down bad for volkner in masters, just go look at some of the screenshots. and in the anime, it was even worse, mutually this time. they’re so andksnxjsjsjs

-javid! listen okay, jack and david were obviously in love in 92sies and you cannot convince me otherwise. sarah is an underdeveloped bitch who i hate (please dont come after me) she’s just pretty and thats her whole personality. javid >>> jarah or whatever.

-sprace- i never really understood this until i learned that race sold almost all his papers in brooklyn and apparently went to live with spot eventually “because of the sheepshead” like yeah ok race nice cover up my man

-blush- they’re just dating. that’s just it, it’s not even a ship atp, it’s a whole cruise bro

are almost all of these gay? yeah, what of it? fight me.

[acidh2otoby]

Resident Evil Sexuality / Identity Headcanons, part 2

Ingrid Hunnigan

Lesbian / Female

Hunnigan is a strong headed lesbian that falls under the more masculine side but still identifies as female

Any time Leon tried to flirt with her in the beginning, she wanted to jab in his face but couldn't because he was in a different location

The only reason Leon stopped was because Hunnigan made the small joke after one of his flirts saying, "I pull more girls than you without all the stupid pick up lines"

Jake Muller

??????

It must be a Wesker thing because Jake confuses me as well

From one point of view I think "There really isn't enough screen time between him and any other character other than Sherry or Chris, who Jake clearly has a rivalry with"

From the other I think "But there's a chance he's queer of some kind"

But I honestly don't know...

Jill Valentine

Lesbian / Non-binary

You cannot tell me that Mx. Valentine is not a lesbian that doesn't identify as a specific gender

Like, c'mon, LOOK AT THEM

That was theirs and Chris' bonding in S.T.A.R.S. was both of them finding out they were attracted to opposite genders and Jill being non-binary

That's why they're both tight with each other because gays protect each other, it's a code

Karl Heisenberg

GAY / Male

If you think Heisenberg is straight, you are fucking mental

The part of his greatest plan of getting his revenge on Mother Miranda(r) that he didn't tell Ethan was trying to win his heart and running away with him, CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

The moment Heisenberg saw Ethan, he thought, "I'mma make this bitch mine"

Leon Kennedy

(I love him and his stupid food-loving ass)

Bisexual / TRANSGENDER (female-to-male)

Leon's bisexuality has a preference, a preference for men, Ada is his only exception otherwise, he'd be gay

He's SO TRANS, it baffles my mind how much transness oozes off of him

Leon's flirting isn't to necessarily gain a female's attraction but more-so just because it boosts his ego just a bit because he knows he's hot

Piers Nivans

GAY / TRANSGENDER (female-to-male)

Riddle me this, Batman... have you, in your entire life, met ANYONE with the name Piers?

Doubt it, Piers rats out his identity faster than a bullet from his sniper

Also, he's SO in love with Chris, it's so fucking obvious

I said it once and I'll say it again, FRIENDS DON'T LOOK AT FRIENDS THE WAY PIERS LOOKS AT CHRIS

Rebecca Chambers

Aroace / Non-binary

I never remember Rebecca ever trying to gain anyone's attraction on purpose and actually kind of avoided it

They had love for people, but never romantic, they looked at Chris like he was a big brother and not a potential boyfriend

They didn't even show any attraction to Billy, who was more than nice to them while my dumbass was wishing I was getting saved by Billy every 20 seconds

Also, Rebecca being non-binary just clicks in my brain a certain way that works for me

Rosemary Winters

Pansexual / Genderfluid

Rose doesn't quite understand why it should matter who you're attracted to and even got into a few arguments about it

Being born from someone that had a virus also fucked up her genes pretty good, they were born female but their puberty process and mental gender never matched

They never blamed their dad for the weirdness of going through puberty but they did find it a bit annoying

Sherry Birkin

Straight / Transgender (male-to-female)

Sherry started her transition really early and didn't even realize what it was until she was in her 20s

It was also William that helped her be comfortable with herself even as a kid, because Annette sure wasn't about to

Leon made sure that she was okay with herself as well whenever he saw her

Sherry was able to twist her words to be able to get surgeries from the government for free, making excuses that missions would be hard if she didn't have the right kind of body

Sheva Alomar

Bisexual / Female

Sheva also has a bisexual preference, she prefers women over men

Not to say there's only one guy keeping her bi but she's threatened past boyfriends with it, makes her laugh every time

She definitely had a crush on both Chris and Jill in the beginning but it calmed down when she had to actually work with them (mainly Chris)

Steve Burnside

(I RAN OUT OF FUCKING PICTURES OF USE IN THIS STORY AND HE'S THE LAST CHARACTER FUCK!!!)

Bisexual / Transgender (female-to-male)

I think we can all agree that there was definitely something queer with Steve in all versions of him

Steve doesn't have a specific preference and is kind of a hopeless romantic

The sad thing about Steve that kinda separates him from the other trans characters here is that he never got a full transition before he died 🥲

Did I ads that part to make people feel sad for him again? Yes I did because I genuinely liked his character