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#they are both terrible
nevsclowntown · 1 year
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not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping
incorrect quote!
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I fall hard for a ship that is giant horned demon lady (queen of the succubi/ daughter of hatred) and the arc angel she corrupted
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convexicalcrow · 1 year
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op you're totally right about Scar being a sphinx, and I couldn't let that idea go so. Have some fic. <3
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The Pharaoh had been walking through the desert for days now, seeking out resources with which to construct his great pyramid. He'd gathered more sand than he could count, and the heat had been slowly sapping his energy. Only the occsaional wells and villages he found kept him going.
As he crossed a rather large dune, the air was rippling in the heat, and he was sure he saw something in the distance. Something... He squinted, but it wasn't clear at all. Must be the heat getting to him. He was clearly seeing things. He walked on.
An hour later, as he finally finished trudging through the sand and found the dune valley, he stopped as he saw a rather large sphinx lounging on the sand. It's leonine body was sleek but powerful and carrying some scars, and its face was the most handsome the King had ever seen. The creature turned to face him, and smiled with a cunning smile as if it had just caught some prey.
"Well, hello there, my King! What brings you to these strange lands?" the sphinx said, rolling onto its belly.
"I am simply doing what a King ought to be doing, and you? What are you guarding out here in the middle of nowhere?" the Pharaoh said.
The sphinx smiled and traced a long claw through the sand, making swirling patterns as if he was bored. The King thought he was simply toying with him as sphinxes are wont to do.
"Ohoho, I cannot simply tell you that kind of information! Answer my riddle and if you get it right, maybe I will tell you of some of the secrets you may find here!" the sphinx said. "Answer me this! I never was, am always to be. No one ever heard me, nor ever will, and yet, I am the confliction of all who live and breathe. What am I?”
"I mean, you're assuming I'm actually interested in what you're guarding. Maybe I'm not. Maybe I'll just keep on mining sand and leave you alone," the Pharaoh said, moving to leave. "Also that sounds like nonsense to me. Are you sure you got that right?"
"Oh, no, wait! It's been so long since I saw anyone! Just give me a chance and try to answer my impossible riddle, please? I'm out of practice!" the sphinx said. "It's as right as I can remember, but it's been a while, maybe I forgot a few words!"
"Well, if it's been that long since you saw anyone, it can't be that good of a secret or you'd be overrun with treasure seekers," the Pharaoh said.
The sphinx made a face and turned his back on him. "There's no need to be rude about it."
The Pharaoh laughed. "Give me some kinda gold or diamonds and I'll make sure everyone comes to see you, yeah? And I'll never mention how terrible your riddle is."
The sphinx turned to the Pharaoh, looking hurt, but he did pull out some diamonds and offered them to him. "Dang it. I'm usually so much better at this! Here, take it, leave me to my shame, alright?"
The Pharaoh secured the diamonds. "Alright, better go mine some more sand then. Hopefully you get lucky next time someone wanders across your path. Goodbye, sphinx!"
The Pharaoh took his leave, feeling like he had definitely won that particular encounter. He decided to get going before the sphinx realised what had happened and continued to walk the desert. Maybe he'd come back some day and make that sphinx work for his riddles and make him guard his pyramid. He sounded like just the sort of frustrating creature he wanted in a guardian. The sort that makes people give up rather than push through, not because his challenge is difficult, but because he's just such a little shit to deal with.
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pharoahkittylover · 1 year
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the winner should clearly be the red one because the Hush movie at least has two designs one of which is good while the red one seems doomed to look like a weird clown forever
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lgbtlunaverse · 7 months
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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pinacoladamatata · 6 months
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I realize now I've never really had anyone. not really. nothing that compares to you.
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ruporas · 2 months
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vw sketches (id in alt)
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pommunist · 1 month
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ramon’s constant refusal to be seen as soft or cute, always trying to keep a tough exterior, only calling his father by his name and not « dad »….
meanwhile he’s the only egg to be tucked to bed every night with a lullaby. he lets his little sisters sleep over and watches whatever movies they want to see. he hasn’t stopped wearing that adorable bear backpack. and he secretely likes that fit calls him his beautiful baby boy auuuuughhhhhh
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Eldest’s Privilege (dp x dc)
“My brother got into a fist-fight with our mayor,” Jazz stated loudly, as she gestured with her cocktail glass, unbothered by the stares of the other patrons.
“My brother has bitten more than three socialites in the last month,” The equally inebriated man, who’d introduced himself as Dick, retorted at a similar volume.
“Well, my sister tried to kill my brother within the first three days of meeting him,” Jazz snipped back.
“My brother’s first murder attempt on his sibling was within the first three minutes of meeting him,” Dick answered primly as he stirred his drink.
The redhead narrowed her eyes as she grabbed the little decorative umbrella from her glass. She pointed it at Dick and retorted: “My sister went on a year-long solo trip to explore the world.”
The man squinted in return before he smirked, “My sister has been living in Hong Kong for two years now.”
“Well, my sister was twelve,” Jazz said triumphantly.
Dick blinked before he tilted his head consideringly. “Yeah, ok. You win this one.”
Jazz let out a victory cheer before downing the drink in her hand. Dick gave her a congratulatory pat and chugged his own drink
“What’s the score?” Jazz asked as she twirled the umbrella between her fingers, her head held up by her hand.
Dick frowned. “I forgot,” he said before fishing an ice-cube out of his glass and munching on it.
Jazz frowned too, before her face cleared and she perked up “A tie-breaker!” She exclaimed. “Whoever does the most shots wins by default.”
Dick’s eyes gained a competitive glint and he smirked. “Oh, you are so going down.”
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vela-pulsars · 4 months
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a little experiment
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sensitiveheartless · 3 months
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(Zoomed-in images under the readmore)
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lilybug-02 · 4 months
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Bribed with Chocolate. The way it should be.
Part 22 || First || Previous || Next
--Full Series--
More to come as this is a two-parter. But you know how I am with schedules.
Bonus:
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I think this was an equally possible reaction from Chara.
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bitegore · 4 months
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Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.
Don't do their work for them.
#red rambles#viva palestina#antizionism#i haven't actually seen a lot of antisemitism personally. not recently anyway. but that's more a feature of me not following antisemites#i DO however see a lot of people talking about the people they're seeing throw their support behind antisemites using palestine#as an excuse to conflate all jews with israel#and i cannot stress enough that that is literally what israel and zionist forces abroad WANT.#i am jewish. my entire family is jewish. i want to see palestine free. and i have SEEN how the jewish community gets conflated with israel#both from the inside and out#and i am dead serious when i say that every time someone is antisemitic it strengthens the conviction from people abroad#that it's a terrible sad situation but there's 'no other choice'#if you're being antisemitic you are doing the enemy's work for them. Stop it.#like... look. i am putting this in the tags bc im talking in the tags but i mean this. I do not give a single flying fuck if you personally#are a giant raging antisemite at the moment. Your personal beliefs are your problem and not mine. I do not fucking care. But if you are#being openly and loudly antisemitic *in your support of palestine* you are absolutely not fucking helping. I am so dead serious right now#if you want to raise awareness and you're being antisemitic because of deep held beliefs or whatever i want you to look around and read the#fucking room. Do you understand how much of Israel's international support comes from the idea that they are the only country where jews ar#safe from antisemitism? do you see how every time palestine comes up people point at incidences of antisemitism in anti-genocide actions to#discredit the entire movement? do you not understand how your actions are cutting the movement down at the knees?#i'm jewish and proud of it. i don't like antisemitism. but there's a genocide on and i'd rather work against it than quibble over who i#work alongside. i dont fucking care. you can be as antisemitic as you like in private. stop fucking the movement up.#there are bigger things to worry about here. if i can put aside my own concerns as to who i'm talking to you can hold your tongue#and fight the good fight instead of handing weapons to the people who are trying to fucking flatten gaza.
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azatas · 2 months
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"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle her
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gearbroth · 1 year
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kiss me I’m seeing red
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pumpkincalico · 9 months
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Alistairs voice line triggered for the first time mid battle after my wardens and Id like to imagine it was a sweet bonding moment for them 😌
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