Tubbo : I am just rotating my carrot
Foolish : *joins in*
Tubbo : Wait I didn't invite you to rotate my carrot. This has gotten more devious now
Foolish : Yeah look how much faster it goes when we do it together
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if i were andrew and saw neil picking up my used cigarette from the ground, taking a drag looking at me and saluting while i stand on the roof i would just drop dead right there. i totally get andrew for hating him like WHO DOES THAT COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED????
that scene was so????? and neil didn’t understand what the hell he was doing to andrew and to all of us right there.
peak romance, best flirting (while the character doesn’t even realize he is flirting) scene ever, 11/10.
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alcohol is not enough to make me tolerate my family during dinner. I need a fucking bullet in my skull
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its crazy how conservative christians are so unfathomably low like approaching and surpassing gutterscum levels of Beneath Me that they actually get me to side with joe biden and the gender fandom . I'm sorry do you think you own the fucking day of march 31st bc sometimes it's easter??? you think the government saying the 31st is trans day of visibility is some kind of personal affront on you and your god that they should be forced to apologize for and redact?? the state of these freaks. when will they stop making their religion other people's problem
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Hearing the word honeymoon just took 5 years off my life I think
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Just wanted to come on here and reiterate just how much I can’t STAND Mahomes and Kelce. That is all. Thank you for your time👋🏼
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I love getting random messages from bots/hackers that are 18+ with every emoji imaginable while I’m sitting here trying to look at funny pictures of todays hyper-fixation.
Truly wonderful
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