Intervention
Dick: Tim, something important has come to our attention.
Jason: Yeah, and we really need to speak to you about it.
Tim: What are you guys even talking about ?
Y/N: This is an intervention. You, Timothy Jackson Drake, are addicted to solving cases. It’s unhealthy.
Tim: No I’m not.
Jason: Yes the fuck you are.
Damian: You are addicted to solving cases the same way Y/N is addicted to flavoured air.
Y/N: wait, what-
Duke: Exactly, that’s why this is so serious. We don’t want you ending up like Y/N.
Y/N: Ending up like- hold on a second-
Jason: Do you see how many friends they have? Zero. We are the only friends they have.
Y/N: That’s not true I have friends. Look, I think we’re going off topic here. Tim, you need-
Dick: Who?
Y/N: …what?
Tim: Who are your friends? Name them.
Y/N: Well…there’s-
Tim: Don’t say me.
Y/N: Shit.
Damian: You see what can happen to you if you allow your addictions to take over your life? It makes you weak.
Jason, nodding his head: Like Y/N.
Tim: Shit, yeah I need to stop. I can’t be like Y/N.
Y/N: Okay stop. Is this what you all think of me? That I’m an addict?
Batboys: *nod their heads yes*
Duke: And that you’re weak.
Y/N: Okay fuck all of you bitches, I hope you fall out of a window. *walks away*
Tim: Love you!
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the cast watching the milkvan monolouge
*cricket noises*
they literally did not show any emotion lmao im dying
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Are you freaks happy? You got what you wanted without even having to ask. Are you satisfied, or will you demand more?
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I had a reason I was checking Phils qsmp wiki but I forgot it but I need to show this
massive shoutout to the wiki admins this shits funny, there more but these were my favourite
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nah man because before we got "max's breath catches", we got "his breath catches" first and before we got max showing her drawing to lucas of her and him at a movie date holding hands, we got will showing his painting of mike leading the party at the pizza van first
it's lumax paralleling byler YA'LL
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I put four wilburs in a chatroom and they all started roleplaying and talking about ghostbur and ghostboo headcanons ooc
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with the amount of beatles references in this movie i just need to say blanc standing fully clothed in a pool with his top half fully dry is reminiscent of that picture of george harrison standing fully cothed in a pool up to his neck with his head fully dry
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