#they can't split up bc they don't know how to breech the thing to iceman or slider's grandma

[pollyna]

sloose au: they break up but they don't know how to tell Iceman, and Slider's granma and their friends and, because everybody is just so happy for them! So they actually stay together even if is all a facade until it's not because they realise they were splitting for the stupidest of reasons. And when they talk about the whole, years lated, with Ice he just says yeah, I knew you weren't together until you were again. I'm not the dumb one around here before taking another sip of his vodka and smiling all teeth.