#they come back like ARE YOU INSANE??? HE COULD'VE HANK THE J'D US

[poryphoria]

one of my favorite personal hcs for madcom is that in the episode sanford & deimos first appear in, that was

1. their first, official mission for status quo, still fresh out of the AAHW

2. their first time meeting Hank as a coworker

because. Oh my god. can you FATHOM the comedic potential of that situation. hank is literally Jeff the Killer to them. like agents are born to die at his hand. That is their entire life purpose. and here this asshole is and he's their COWORKER and they have to DELIVER A WEAPON TO HIM. like. GOOD MORNING???

i don't even think doc told them who they were delivering to. i don't think they knew,or really thought about the fact that hank was affiliated with status quo when they were taken in by them- it was just smt they never rly considered for one reason or another, they were too busy worrying about NOT getting their asses impaled for dissenting.

And doc was just like. Oh my god. You know what would be literally the funniest thing I could possibly do to these agent freshies. can you IMAGINE it for me. can you IMAGINE