#they drive me MAD

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Not that ANYONE asked but these are my favorite pictures of the mercs + Miss Pauling from the comics:

[thepromisedbride]

carpenter and faulkner’s connection on their wiki pages being labelled as a “complicated kinship”…….. god. there really isn’t anything else for them huh.

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

the fun thing about fucked up 4halo is that bbh has already tried the whole "sacrifice your mind and sanity and self to be with your fucked up mind controlled lover thing once with the egg and red skeppy already and it uh. well. so anyway, i think that 4ever laughing at bbh and asking "why do you seem so scared of me all the time?" and bbh replies very calmly "i'm not scared of you. i'm scared for you." bbh wanting to let his control slip and just be happy and knowing that kills people he loves

YES!!! YES YES YES. okay you touched on one of the reasons i'm Like This about 4halo in the first place- bad has never been worried about forever being corrupt; bad has been terrified of the federation corrupting forever. you can see it in the way bad tried, over and over and over and over again to talk to forever to build a system that bad thought would be, if not fool-proof, more difficult to corrupt. Bad didn't want a president. but then forever won, and bad settled for second best- building a system that would hurt them as little as possible. not because forever would hurt them, but because the federation WOULD use whoever became president to hurt them. that's why he wanted the council; that's why he wanted to disband the presidency. whoever sat in that chair would be the prime target for the federation's manipulations, and we've seen how that went down with cellbit. and like. bad wanted to trust forever. forever is one of the very few people i could see winning and bad not start an immediate revolution arc (even though he made noises about it). even after one of their biggest fights bad was like- i believe forever is a good person and he's trying to do the right thing. forever is the first person who bad saw as an equal when it came to protecting the eggs and thus was PIVOTAL to bad learning how to trust the other islanders when, for a while there, bad's whole thing was about how paranoid he was. bad trusted forever so, so much, he exhausted every. single. option. he had to defang the presidency (to some players' and chats' horror o7 but i respect the analogy grind). and. god. bad did everything he could to give himself a reason to not kill his friend. because he knew it wasn't forever's fault. as many noises as he's made about killing forever and being silly and salty- he knows forever was in the same boat as him. that's why he built the statue. that's why he was so upset about the gift baskets. they're the same. they're friends. he's always known that forever isn't his enemy. the federation are.

he still knows it. in a pained, soft voice, bad told pierre during the proposal, "there won't be a wedding. look at him. he's out of his mind."

bad was so scared of his friend being corrupted, and now his worst nightmare has come to pass

[nessiemessi]

British commentators stop yapping about the African and South American teams being physical challenge

[pokemon-ranger-booker]

updates on my pokemon no one asked for

Baba the espurr had an accidental psychic energy burst while out on a walk and knocked down a couple large trees. There was no damage to any nearby property so I just booked it out of there

Cinnamon the deerling has discovered how to open the child locks I have on all my cabinets and keeps devouring anything she can before I catch her

Zoinks the zorua has figured out how to unlock doors and keeps breaking into the bathroom while I'm trying to do my business so he can scream at me to feed him despite his food bowl being half full

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[kosmogrl]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

[teddybell]

“Colin? The computers are acting gay strange again..”

Bonus: Profile pictures for you and a lonely/ceaseless watching friend

[iceagebaby]

Despondency / Refuge

that's supposed to be Bennys lighter, the Courier is dealing with cosequences of being thrown into a mess they had nothing to do with

the halo was something that turned out on an accident but i love it

Rant below

[bulbabutt]

rise leo does know whats going on with his brothers, dont you worry

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[scullyvenom]

they watch each other sleep in the car they must watch each other sleep all the time. they must know what it looks like when the other is dreaming. scully when her fingers twitch. mulder when he makes faces. scully when she drools just a little and mulder when he voices words half-formed. scully's fine leaning against the window but mulder has to lean the seat back.

god, how fortunate to at least have this! do they dream about driving? about being on the road with each other? together on a winding road, infinite and non-descript. the time of day indeterminite. the weather quixotic. a sunshower in the dead of night. asleep in a car with your partner watching and the dream in your head a mirror. they must know the other watches them sleep. they must know the other knows their tells, good dreams or bad, and out of mutual embarassment never is it mentioned. hours and hours of this. miles and miles of road. watching each other sleep. it must happen all the time.

[arcane-gold]

when he’s mad at u and gets 2 inches from ur face to be scary but it’s actually just kinda hot 🫣

ganymede belongs to @quortknee

[littleprincepaladin]

what a hell of a way to die!

[dxckgrxsonx]

i need you all to know that this is one of my favourite cut scenes from Batman: Arkham Knight—

The entrance. The laugh. The slight inflictions in his tone even through the distorted voice. His body language. The way he speaks about where to aim their shots. The absolute certainty in every word. The way he talks about where to hit Batman whilst he's stood there right in front of him.

And of course. My most favourite bit. The ACE chemicals worker saying "Please." and the Knight just tipping his head in near disinterest to address the plea with, "You say something?". The sheer mock in his voice, the condescending lilt undercutting everything he says.

You know what, i did say something. It's please please please can you talk to me like that? Can i pat you on the head. And can i help topple your enemies and can i suck you off??? And-

[claraoswalds]

Last of the Time Lords // 73 Yards