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cursedzucchini · 1 year
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You know what? Fuck it
DC x DP prompt #3
I think at least lmao.
Anyway! Jason starts making videos on YouTube for one reason or another (is really stressed, no one listens to his rants Abt books who cares). His content is mostly bad books he read or really really really long rants Abt pride and prejudice. Like 3 hours on one tiny detail he noticed on his 214th read through.
He's kinda popular, mostly bc his terrible books videos. He talks Abt the ones that made him the most mad, which coincidentally are mostly romance and supernatural. Like he's one of the well known figures in the supernatural romance critique group (whcih is pretty small, but well). (Also he doesn't show his face on camera, bc secret identity and stuff, it's just his voice over a video of something mundane, like the sky or a room in which is a fly or something)
And now this can go two ways, that i can think of (w dead on main in mind at least)
1) one day Jason finds a book which is supernatural romance and is actually good. It has a kidna cliche system for the supernatural stuff, but with a refreshing twist. The characters have depts and flaws, yet are still very likable. The plot is actually interesting and overall the story's theme is death, not belonging anywhere and overall stuff that is very close to Jason's heart. The story doesn't shy away from violence and it is suprisingly accurate.
(I'm.gonna reblog this w pretty long idea of what this book could be Abt, bc i don't wanna annoy ppl lol)
Anyway Jason kinda falls in love w it, and it becomes famous for being the first novel Jason rated positively or something.
Meanwhile Danny, who was told by jazz writing is good way to get his feeling out, and just wanted to make a quick buck, is really fucking confused how tf did his book become so popular and who tf is this nerd who rates books for a living.
(basically big fan Jason and suspicious/awkward Danny lmao)
2) there is a famous series on Jason profile. It's the worst fucking series he ever read and it's just fucking awful. All the characters are fucking terrible, always going on and on about one thing, the romance sucks in a way that isnt even funny. Jason would love to believe some wrote this as a joke, if it wasn't for the absolute cringefest this was, and it wasn't a whole ass series!! Like who writes 12 books for a joke?
Danny ducking Fenton that's who. Dude was so ducking annoyed at his rogues, he threatened them w writing a terrible romance novels abt them. The ghosts, knowing his terrible grade in literature backed off for a moment, before someone crossed the line. And write Danny did. It was the worst thing he had ever written, the love interest was perfect caricature yet still faithfully go the original. And Danny, because fuck them he lost sommuch sleep over that one prank, decided to publish it. (The book was pretty thin so it didn't take that much time writing it). Unfortunately it became immensely popular in the infinite realm. So the ghosts started crossing lines on purpose. Before Danny figured it out, he had already published his fifth book and was writing another three. After some bargaining, getting a book written Abt them as a piece of shit love interest became a reward.
And while yeah, he had to say his writing was terrible and the books sucked, some small part of him was kinda proud y'know? Like a mother of her twelve ugly as fuck toddlers.
So when he saw some nerd on the internet not only shit talk his book, but also get money of it?
Danny decided to haunt him (just like his books did him, now that everyone knew Abt them thanks to this guy)
(enemies (sorta it's not that serious tho) to lovers ala terrible writer Danny who hates his books and kinda famous YouTuber hasn't who also hates Danny's books)
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Fuck this is way too long wtf. Anyway imma reblog this w 1) book idea. Might add whatever i think the twelve books could be Abt. Pls if u want to add anything to this pls do!!
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sampilled · 7 days
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doing a lot of thinking about how scared sam was as a child
in the pilot we learn sam left hunting, not because he wanted normal but because he wanted safe.
in a draft of the pilot script, sam says he doesn't want to help dean find john because he "just stopped having nightmares" (obviously taken out because it would contradict later plot lines with sam having nightmares about jess dying but i wish they had replaced it with something similar because i think a lot less people would think of sam as selfish if we had got to hear it)
we also get this scene in 1x04
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this is four episodes into the show! sam has been back in hunting for a month? maybe? and he is already having nightmares about the job again (and while dean tries to act tough, sam sees straight through him and knows that he's scared too)
hunting again is bringing back bad feelings that he thought he'd left behind but at this point, he is motivated to find his father and avenge jessica so he pushes through his fear, as a kid he didn't have these things to fuel him. he was just this sad lonely little child who was terrified out of his mind about all of the evil in the world that he should have been sheltered from!! terrified that his dad and his brother were going to be killed anytime they were out of his line of sight!!
in conclusion, i could've raised him, i could've kept him safe
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quirkle2 · 6 months
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when ur mom unlocks ur room by force at 5am just to check if ur ac is on???? thefuck
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opens-up-4-nobody · 6 months
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#im just gonna complain abt it here bc i just have to accept that i can't irl bc no one else gets it#its hard to b a dyslexic grad student. u have to read so much. and its good. lots of reading is good. u just have to contend with a soul#crushing amout of discouragement at the fact u just kinda cant read while ur peers r like sure i can read this in class and have things to#say abt it. if u make me read in my head in class i literally cannot fucking tell u what i just read. not a god damn thing and if i try to#let my computer read to me i cant fucking pay attention for long enough so i just have to accept that from here on out ill have to#physically read papers aloud which i hate so much. its the only way i can fucking understand things and it still makes me feel dumb bc ill#somehow still space out while reading and have to reread like 4 times before i understand wtf is being said. it takes forever and it takes#energy and i dont like talking very much and it also restricts me to only being able to read at home which is frustrating#and im like i need to stop my brain from distracting myself with things that dont matter and my counselor is like: ur ocd is trying to make#work ur whole life and im like yeah thats how i got it. its the only way i can keep swimming with the non dyslexics#so its like wtf do i do? i kinda have to take the hit and make work my whole life rn. morn the loss of other things for a while#i dunno im still a bummer rn. like im probably coming off as more an asocial freak than normal bc its hard to talk ans maintain conversation#rn. but whatever. sometimes things just suck and theres nothing u can do abt it but accept it and move on. ill learn lots of things with all#the reading i have to do and that's never a bad thing ...no matter how much i dont give a fuck abt animals#like jesus. i could not even begin to give a fuck about like 95% of mammals. fish r cool tho. plants too#but microbes is where its at. i dont understand y ppl dont understand how cool they r. oh well ill just have to tell them#if i can find my fucking enthusiasm. ugh i have to make one of my classes read a paper and i have to work with someone abt find it. she#works with like rabbits. i refuse to assign a mammal paper. i fucking refuse. we will do plants or microbes or fucking paleontology#i will fight her on this. ugh. light filtering or orchid speciation would b perfect. annoying#at least i get to work with some culturs this week#unrelated
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agayconcept · 1 year
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Jurassic Paw-rk...
my mother needed to do 'something small' for halloween for her (and my old) students at school. i offered to help. i do not half-ass anything. (except for the sound balancing on this bc it's terrible and done on my very broken phone.)
so i hope the kids like it when they get to watch it during their snack break today, lol it was actually rly fun to do for em 🔦🏃‍♂️🦖
(see my prev post for the full get-ups & said dino dogs)
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m-ushroomtale · 2 years
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jdropglitchartz · 1 year
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Me:*trying to get along with my irl dad* hey look what I drew! *shows a angst picture*
Dad:all you draw is negative stuff *negative talking*
Me:well not all of it is bad- this char is a half alien half fallen ange- [Fallen angel looking is what I tried to say]
Dad:satans angels-.. see always negative- Me:.. can I talk for 2 SECONDS
How's your day going?
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hellguarded-moved · 1 year
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≥  INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM:  @corrchoigilt​​​  ( “SOURCE” );
((klasjfkls wanna hear something funny >> ✨ my first thought when i saw ig was 'oh he looks very mean and evil >:)' and maybe i expected him to be like a certain other muse of yours i remember
((i guess that was also just the most startling to me?? how different ig is in comparison once i came to know him and HE'S JUST SO SWEET? i want the world for him, dude :( guy's had it so rough.... but he still chooses to be kind and that just gets me —
(tl;dr ig has gap moe — )
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//  i love u skelly and i love that that was the vibe u got from this silly trash dog.  u could wipe a floor with this pushover.  all bark no bite applies here quite literally.
i’ll be honest at this point i got like 2 ish au’s where i am desperately trying to make him EVIL because i wanna explore him and see WHAT IF DOG EVIL. WHAT IF DOG ACTUALLY BITE.  but this bitch doesn’t want to bite and i both hate and love him for that.
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upsidedowngrass · 1 year
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whenever ppl genuinely think liams stupid i lay face down on dirt and cry for 200 years
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merriclo · 1 year
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dude my fuckin. knee
for my concert i had to wear only all black shoes and i only had black heels and oh. my god. it’s creaking like a mother fucker holy shit
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sapphic-woes · 2 years
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Me the more I look at Ac Mirage
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satanfemme · 2 years
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baity-sounding ask from earlier WAS bait.
currently Im in an ugly suit ecstatically shouting "yes!! BAIT!!!" into a shitty microphone, pointing at a flashy gameshow board. it dings and bait is revealed as the number 1 answer. the crowd goes wild. a family just won a new car. Im coated in confetti
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opens-up-4-nobody · 6 months
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#hmm its been an interesting week i suppose#very busy in a good way. but that is always how it starts. i make myself so busy and it feels good and then i wobble and fall out of my body#so im feeling wary. also bc ive been under sleeping more than ususal but im not really tired but im also not boiling out of my skin with#energy. i just feel ok. so thats good. but also a demon in the back of my head is always like: then stay up all night. lets see how far we#can push this. which is not good. and in fact ive been proscribed like basically emergency mood stablizers to knock me out if i start like#losing my mind and not sleeping lol. bc i dont wanna b getting ready for something big and like completely unavailable to control my#ability to think. and ive also been proscribed birth control to get a handke on my fucked up hormones. so we'll see if that makes things#less all over the place. hopefully it works bc im so busy i kinda dont have time to like freak thr fuck out#but i am a lil apprehensive bc like i can count on my hormones to make me feel things when a lot of the time i dont have much emotional#range. so its like fuck finally i can cry abt this. or like fuck this is so beautiful. but then i also cant function sometimes#so i guess i just gotta see what happens. sigh. also the typical frustrating in having to read so much. like ppl hear im dyslexic and r like#oh do u want accommodation? like literally wtf r u gonna do to help me as a grad student? it just takes an agonizing amount of time to#understand thing. i have my computer read to me and i suffer. theres literally nothing else to b done abt it. and fucking next week i have#to teach a fucking lab abt reading scientific papers. they have to read a paper in class. fuck off. those r the types of exercises that make#me feel so fucking stupid. like do this thing right now. read it right here and answer questions abt it. and i fucking read it and retain#fucking nothing. im fucking 26 and literally in my grant writing class i have to apologize to every person before i give them feedback like#lol sorry i can barely fucking read. i fucking cant understand language. its fine but it sucks. theres nothing to do abt it. it just makes#me mad i have to teach a class that would have made me cry as an undergrad. so ill prob hold their hands thru it more than the other TAs#will. bc fuck u im not making them read a whole fucking paper in class. fuck u#plus the frustration of not being able to express myself well in thr moments. like theres a delay in my brain so i feel so dumb when im#trying to convey myself off the top of my head. like give me time and ill write it all out for u i just cant actually process wtf ur saying#to me. also i probably spaced out for a sec so i missed part of the convo lol. frustrating but at this point its just how it is. it makes me#more empathetic when i have to teach i guess. like listen ive got all kinds of fucking learning probs i just wanna help u learn something#how can i help? fucking dyslexia. god. i dont wanna prep for class this weekend. ive gotta show up like yea i kno reading papers is hard at#first but it gets easier! fuck u. its worth the suffering if i enjoy to topic but its always suffering. but thats what i get for going into#academia. thr dr who proscribed me stuff was like well sounds like u have a stress trigger and ur a phd student where life is stress... u#gotta figure out whats gonna work for u. sometimes thats a career change. not in like a pushy way just like: if what u do makes u suffer#then wtf r u doing? and hes got a point. but in contrast to what i was doing this is a massive improvement#well see if its manageable. ugh. i just wanna draw#unrelated
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dumb-lab · 2 years
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Can u unwillingly start acting dumb infront of others cause u r used to doing so to avoid sm1 keeping expections or just cause of the anxiety of being seen as 'dumb' when they thought u were smart but then get upset cause they think u r not smart enough and the rsd jumps up but all this happened for rsd in first place.
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oshaviolater · 2 years
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god yeah my priority in life is 2 take rship advice from fiction which deals with ghosts thanks for the toxic rship red flag heads up
#sometimes ppl r so so funny#my favourite past time is reading stupid reviews#the other day there was this review which was basically som1 concerned abt#scenting pheromones nd consent in an abo dynamic#they were like protag is an omega so they cant make clear decisions abt their life bc they r not in the right headspace clearly#bc of alpha pheromones (i kid u not) and the rship would be incredibly imbalanced due to their nature <- their words#my brother in christ u r reading abo#it was so funny istg#and omg omg Omg OMG ANOTHER ONE AHEM#ok so i like unlimited flow novels kind of nd they require using just a tiny bit of brain (academically as well)#so there was a bit in the novel abt refraction and optics and adjacent stuff#and i kid u not ppl were whining sbt 'what is even refraction this is dumb mystery book im dropping it bc wtf'#oh god like. like oh my god they publically asked what is refraction. thats so pathetic aahh and these people are reading......#oh nd and one more alright#some1 put this other book aside bc they had to use their brain to read it#like they legit said 'i am too dumb to understand the depth of chinese prose. the metaphors and poetic prose#where ive to use my brain is too much for me'#while some1 actually praised the other novel in their review with 'this novel good! 10/10. what a refreshing read#didnt have to use my brain much. u will surely like it!'#<- their review#listen. yall dont know how good u have it on goodreads#if u think ppl who read western contemporary romance have their head in gutter#nd dont care abt actual literature~ r a threat 2 society nd state of art#then my brother in Christ. ignorance is a fucking bliss enjoy ur life lamenting abt those ppl#who r just so fucking tame in comparison to this breed of ppl ive read reviews from
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star-factory · 2 years
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got into sdvx recently and i think it’s a really funny pipeline on how i got into sdvx
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