Tumgik
#they're all gay your honor
jpeg-dot-jpeg · 2 years
Text
Wally: Is
Wally: Is that my sweatshirt??
Kon: oh. haha yeah, i guess it is. do you want it back?
Wally: i mean its fine, i have a million but,,,, why do you have my sweatshirt?
Kon: well you see, Tim is probably the biggest Clothes Thief on the planet, and he steals my clothes all the time but i he’s tiny and none of his clothes fit me so when i steal something back its almost always an article of clothing that he stole from someone else which is the only reason he owns something large enough for me to wear. i stole this hoodie from Tim, who stole it from Dick, who I’m assuming stole it from you.
Wally: and you don’t find that strange?
Kon: no. Bro, you’re my boyfriend-in-law.
Wally:
Kon:
Roy: *walks in wearing a shirt that obviously belongs to Kon*
Wally: Roy, that is Literally Kon’s shirt
Roy: no biggie, we’re boyfriends-in-law so its cool
Wally:
Kon:
Roy:
Wally: WH-
6K notes · View notes
rogueddie · 1 year
Text
Murray meeting everyone in the know and just squinting at everyone for a moment, making some comment about how queer people really do find each other and the person nearby being like "what ????"
720 notes · View notes
girlunionize · 7 months
Text
I was going to say "that gay hobbit" but realized it might be confusing
70 notes · View notes
emily-tumbles-on · 1 year
Text
After all this bullshit of Netflix canceling every show that’s centered around queer women, I just really want El to be canonically lesbian, is that too much to ask?
140 notes · View notes
frommybookbook · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
I swear to god, this episode starts with Perry on a date with a Catholic priest. They're having a quiet dinner, just the two of them, candlelight and violin music and the priest is explaining why the Italian language is so romantic to Perry. Of course it gets interrupted by a phone call from the police, but, plot twist!, they need the help of the priest, not Perry!
The priest is a major character throughout the rest of the episode. How Perry knows him is never explained, which is odd. Usually characters like this are introduced as old friends or clients, sometimes an old Navy buddy, but always an explanation of some sort. But there never is one for this guy, they were just having dinner together and then he managed to pull Perry into a murder investigation.
23 notes · View notes
Text
can we all just collectively agree that "Everyone Is Gay" is the best ao3 tag.
like if that tag isn't there i don't wanna read it /hj
16 notes · View notes
sunflowersand-bees · 2 years
Text
Everyone in this Group Chat is Gay
here’s the fic on ao3
Word Count: 3426
Summary: Murray is a meddler, and Mike and Will have a heart to heart.
Will and Jonathan were eating sandwiches for lunch, El sitting beside them with a plate of Eggos. Murray was in his usual spot in the kitchen, cooking what seemed like a meat pie. He shoved the pan into the oven, taking off his oven mitts and wiping his hands on the pink apron that Will had gotten him for Easter.
“Young Hopper-Byerses,” Murray started, taking a seat at the table in front of them. The siblings slowly raised their eyes from their food to his face, where he wore a grin that made Jonathan nervous. “Give me your phones.”
“What? Why?” Will asked, confused. His hand went protectively to his pocket.
“I’m really not gonna ask again. It’s very important,” Murray replied. He held his hands out. “Phones.”
Will rolled his eyes, but put his phone in Murray’s hand, El and Jonathan doing the same.
Murray quickly unlocked Will’s phone and clicked through his apps, ignoring Will’s questions about how Murray knew his passcode. After a few minutes, he placed the phone on the table in front of Will, smiling. “Thank you.”
He did the same to Jonathan’s phone and then El’s phone, making her glance at Jonathan and Will nervously. Jonathan just shrugged while Will scrolled through his phone, searching for the damage Murray had inflicted. No one could predict what Murray would do. Murray returned their phones, smiling sweetly. They found their answer when their phones pinged a moment later.
Mike: what???
Will clicked on the message, scrolling up to see what Murray had sent. Finding it, he sighed and  turned the screen towards the freeloader. “Really?”
The text was sent to a group chat with Mike, Robin, Nancy, Jonathan, Steve, El, Lucas, Max, Dustin and Argyle. And, of course, Murray himself.
Everyone in this gc is gay.
“Oh my God, Murray,” Will said, shaking his head and sighing.
Sorry, Murray stole my phone.
Robin: well hes not wrong
Murray: You guys are all v repressed. Stop being idiots. Listen to the Murrster.
Max: wth is the murrster
Murray: Yk, like the Meister. But the Murrster.
Max: yea we get it shut up now
Dustin: I get it!
Dustin: But I’m also fairly certain I’m the only one here who is straight.
Murray: Correct young sapling. You are here to moderate.
Dustin: Oh, okay.
Mike: i’m pretty sure he’s not the only one who is straight
Mike: you do realize me, Lucas, Argyle, Jonathan, and Steve have all either dated a girl or been interested in a girl right?
Murray: Dating a girl doesn’t make you straight.
Argyle: facts man
Murray: And if you’re saying you’ve been interested in a girl, you’re actually going to make me laugh.
Mike: i have!
El: I am very confused.
Murray: Anyway, you’re all gay, have fun with that discussion, don’t try and lie.
Murray: Friends. Don’t. Lie.
Murray: Bye!
Murray: Oh, and if you don’t get your shit sorted out, I will come to your basement, Michael Wheeler and sort your shit out for you. Idc when it doesn’t affect me, but you guys’ actions and moods have affected me. So stop.
Mike: why is that all targeted at me??
Max: why are you so defensive
Lucas: yeah, mike. why so defensive?
Dustin: Yeah, Mike.
Robin: seems pretty gay to me
Max: honestly same
Mike: you know what, I’m done with this bullshit.
Mike: sort out whatever the hell you want, just keep me out of it.
Robin: …did we fuck up?
Steve: No shit, dingus.
Robin: hey! you dont get to use my words against me!
Will: This is going to be a mess, isn't it
Max: hell yeah
Will stood up, putting his phone in his pocket. “Murray.”
“Yes, traumatized Byers?” Murray asked, tilting his head.
“Why did you do that? How has this helped anything?” Will asked, gesturing widely.
“Well, now people can admit their true feelings without being judged because everyone else has very similar feelings,” Murray said, leaving the table. “And I know that little Frog Wheeler is hurt and scared, but if I hadn’t done this, nobody would have moved forward! So it’s a win for us all.”
“No, it’s not,” Will disagreed, following Murray around the table and back into the kitchen. “If someone gets hurt, then it’s not a win. Especially if you don’t actually know how someone feels and you could be wrong.”
Murray raised an eyebrow at Will. “Clearly, you think I’m wrong. Specifically about your Frog Prince. You believe that he’s not gay. You believe that your feelings are entirely unrequited and one-sided because he dated a girl once. Make sure not to hold that against him in the future, he was a confused child. Still is, if you ask me.”
Seeing Will’s expression, Murray sighed. “Look, kid, can you just go along with this? You can tiptoe all you want, make sure not to step on any tails, but just try. Have hope for once. Have hope for yourself. You’ll thank me later.”
“Fine,” Will said. “Fine. But I really don’t think I’ll be thanking you.”
“Agree to disagree,” Murray replied. “Now get out of my kitchen.”
“This is my house!”
“Out!” Murray smacked him on his forehead with an oven mitt. “God, you kids are more trouble than you’re worth.” Will chuckled as he left the kitchen.
Jonathan: so anyone wanna get us started off?
Nancy: What do you mean
Jonathan: apparently we’re all gay, and since I didn’t know anyone was gay, does anyone have something to say?
Robin: guys
Robin: i have something to say
Robin: its very important
Robin: please dont laugh
Nancy: Of course we won’t laugh
Robin: here goes
Robin: im
Robin: straight
Steve: She likes boobies
Robin: steve!!!
Nancy: Steve!!!
Steve: Well its true
Argyle: wait isn’t that
Nancy: Why don’t we move on
Nancy: Steve, your turn
Steve: My turn? Whys it my turn?
Nancy: You know why
Steve: Fine whatever
Steve: I guess Im bi or something
Dustin: You didn’t tell me?
Robin: u didnt tell me?
Steve: Well I only realized it like last week so
Robin: fair
Dustin: Fair
Steve: Your turn Nancy girl
Nancy: I’m bi too
Max: if youre a bisexual, say bi
Max: bi
Nancy: Bi
Lucas: bi
Steve: bi
Jonathan: bi.
Argyle: im like pansexual
Argyle: so should i count that or
Max: do whatever tf u want
Argyle: tubular
Lucas: totally tubular
Dustin: Tooootally tubular
Lucas: TOTALLY TUBULAR
Dustin: Tuuuuuubulaaaarrrrr
Max: oh my god shut up you dorks
Lucas: only for you <3
Max: dumped
Lucas: noooo
Lucas: </3
El: What is pansexual?
Max: its liking all genders or not caring about people’s gender basically
El: Thank you, Max.
Max: ofc el
Steve: So what now?
Robin: wdym
Steve: Weve all come out and that sappy shit
Steve: Hooray love is love
Steve: Now what
Nancy: Murray usually has a bigger plan than this
Jonathan: ulterior motives of some kind.
Nancy: So there has to be more that he wanted
Nancy: Should we get into romance
Jonathan: i’d rather not.
Steve: Im gonna to have to agree with Jonathan here
Dustin: And we all know how rare that is, so treasure this moment.
Steve: Shut up asshole
Dustin: You can’t make me.
Steve: I will ground you so help me God
Dustin: I’d like to see you try.
Steve: Little shit
Dustin: That’s what I thought, Mom.
Steve: Go be heterosexual somewhere else man
Dustin: Low blow.
Lucas: yeah man
Max: u know he cant control that
Lucas: it’s not his fault
Dustin: Don’t attack me for something I can’t change.
Steve: Ok
Steve: Sorry
Dustin: Good.
Steve: We good?
Dustin: We’re good.
Steve: Good
Dustin: Good.
Max: holy shit someone put me out of my misery
Robin: suicide pact?
Max: done
Lucas: wait why are you guys dying?
Max: they wont shut the hell up
Steve: Stop backtalking your mother
Max: my mother is an alcoholic
Robin: …
Robin: on that cheery note, who wants to come over and watch fast times with me and steve at steves house
Steve: I just learned about this
Nancy: Sure
Dustin: Okay.
Max: alright
Lucas: yeah
Jonathan: ok
Argyle: hey guys its 420 make a wish
Jonathan: Argyle, it’s 1:20
Argyle: oh i love fast times
Jonathan: oh well.
Robin: see u guys in 20 at steves!
Steve: Wth man
Robin: <3<3
Steve: Im not speaking to you right now
Robin: see you in 20 minutes
Will observed the conversation, watching for any sign of Mike, but he never said anything, which worried Will. He guessed that Mike was upset, but he wasn’t quite sure what to do about it. He wasn’t quite sure why Mike was upset either. None of the reasons he could come up with seemed likely.
You okay?
Mike: yeah.
Are you sure?
Mike: of course.
Do you want to hang out?
The others are having a movie night.
Mike: i don’t really want to go.
Do you want some company?
Mike: if you want to keep me company
Okay. Well, I’ll be over in fifteen minutes.
Mike: see you then.
Will forced himself not to think about the fact that he and Mike would be alone, at Mike’s house, right after the gay group chat thing. It’s not like they would actually be alone though, Mike’s parents would probably be home and Holly. Besides, it’s not like anything would be different if they were alone versus if they weren’t alone, since, as Mike had said earlier, he’s straight. And Will knew that despite the fact that Mike wasn’t dating El, and that they weren’t in love, that didn’t mean Mike was available, especially not for Will. Since, again, Mike was straight.
He wasn’t thinking about it.
15 minutes later, Will parked his bike in front of Mike’s house, hurrying past Mrs. Wheeler, who was home, to the basement.
“Hey,” he said to Mike, who was sitting on the couch, looking a bit flustered. “What is it?”
“What is what?” Mike asked, voice high.
“You’re nervous and you’re looking at me like I have two heads,” Will replied, frowning.
“Oh.” Mike cleared his throat. “No, I’m fine, sorry.”
Will raised an eyebrow suspiciously, but let the topic go. “How are you?��
“Fine,” Mike repeated. “Just great.”
“Okay.” Will dragged out the word, fixing Mike under his gaze. The two sat in silence while Mike shifted uncomfortably.
“H-How are you?” Mike finally asked, not meeting Will’s eyes.
“I’m doing alright,” Will answered. “Funny earlier, right?”
“What?” Mike asked, confused.
“The…” Will hesitated. “The group chat thing.”
“Oh.” Mike’s eyebrows lifted in understanding. “Yeah, yeah. Funny.”
Will glanced down and his eye caught on the corner of a black binder.
“What’s this?” he asked, grabbing it and pulling it out from under the couch.
“Nothing,” Mike said, trying to pull the binder away from Will, but he couldn’t pry it from Will’s hands.
“Are these… my drawings?” Will was in disbelief.
“Yeah, sorry. It’s probably creepy of me or something, right?” Mike tried to laugh it off, but Will thumbed through the papers with a soft smile on his face.
“No. It’s not creepy,” Will disagreed. “It’s sweet. I didn’t know…”
“Didn’t know what?” Mike asked, fidgeting.
“That… you cared so much?”
“Well, I’m not the only one. We all have drawings of yours around and stuff,” Mike replied, motioning towards the numerous sketches littering Mike’s basement walls. Will knew about the drawings that were pinned up, but he’d never figured that Mike had kept all of his drawings.
“I… yeah, right.” Will nodded, but his smile faded a bit. “Thank you.”
“For what?”
Will didn’t reply, just smiling at Mike warmly and shutting the binder. He set it on the coffee table.
“Are you?” Mike asked suddenly.
Will turned towards Mike. “Am I what?”
Mike opened his mouth to reply before shutting it and shaking his head. “Never mind, it was stupid.”
Will knew it was more than that, but he also knew that Mike would get around to it if it was important.
“Sorry about earlier,” Will told Mike, looking at his hands, folded in his lap.
“Sorry about what earlier?” Mike asked.
“Sorry about the group chat,” Will elaborated. “Murray asked for my phone, said it was important, and I gave it to him. It’s my fault he made the chat.”
“No, it’s not your fault. You can’t know what Murray’s gonna do at any time,” Mike joked.
Will sighed. “And I’m sorry for bringing it up, I probably shouldn’t have done that.”
“Brought up the group chat?” Will nodded. “It’s fine. I’m fine. It’s not that big of a deal.” Mike reassured.
Will chewed his lip. “Then why were you so upset earlier? If it’s not a big deal, I mean.”
Mike tried to reply, but couldn’t find the words.
“You said you were straight, and so you shouldn’t be included in the group chat,” Will said. 
Mike winced at the echo of his earlier words to Murray. “Right, yeah, I did say that.”
“So at first I thought that was why you were upset, although it doesn’t make much sense. It… You were upset at being mislabeled?”
Mike scratched the back of his neck. “I don’t really…” He searched for the words, but came up empty. He shook his head helplessly.
“Never mind,” Will retreated quickly. “You said you were straight and I came over here to watch a movie.” Will grabbed the TV remote. “What do you want to watch?”
“Well, are you?” Mike burst out.
“Am I straight?” Will connected the dots instantly.
Mike’s face contorted and he nodded.
“I…” Will took a deep breath. “No, I’m not. I’m gay, Mike.”
“Oh.”
Will looked down and away from Mike. “Yeah. Sor-”
“Don’t apologize,” Mike interrupted. “I’m sorry. That was a lukewarm reaction. I was just processing.”
“If… I can go,” Will suggested.
Mike responded instantly. “Why would you leave?”
Will looked back up when he heard the tangible confusion in Mike’s voice. “If you’re… uncomfortable?”
“I could never be uncomfortable around you,” Mike replied, smiling warmly. Will relaxed, face softening with relief.
“You-” Mike stopped. “How long…?”
“How long have I known?” Will finished. Will’s breath caught in his throat. They were reaching dangerous territory. “A… long time.”
“Oh.” Mike’s face fell and he looked upset.
“Why?”
“Curious,” Mike said simply.
Will nodded. “So does that make you and Dustin the only straight people?” he half-joked.
Mike bit his lip, frowning. “Not necessarily.”
“What does that mean?” Will asked, confused by the ambiguity of this statement.
“When you say a long time, how long does that mean?” Mike changed the topic.
“I don’t really know,” Will said, ruffled at the course of the conversation. “Probably middle school.”
“Okay. And what made you realize it?” Mike pressed.
Will blushed, because he was not going to tell Mike Wheeler that he was the reason Will had realized he was gay. “Why are you so interested?”
“Never mind, it’s whatever,” Mike backtracked. “Sorry.”
“No, it’s fine,” Will said, putting a hand up to stop Mike. He dropped his hand onto his leg and Mike’s knee nudged Will’s, making him blush. “I fell in love with a guy. And I was probably in love with this guy for a while before middle school, I just figured it out in middle school.
“It wasn’t like lightning or whatever they tell you. He just… turned towards me one day and smiled and I smiled back. It was a small thing, not something anyone else would see as important, but to me, it was so important. He just cared about me. Or something like that.”
“What was he like?” Mike asked, and he wasn’t smiling. He looked solemn and thoughtful, with a hard set to his jaw. “Why did you like him?”
Will thought for a moment, smiling when he remembered certain memories. He met eyes with Mike, who tilted his head curiously. A smile split Will’s face. He loved Mike. “He’s thoughtful and reliable. He sticks by my side and he understands me. We share common interests and I alway have fun when he’s around. He’s so creative and smart. He makes sure I feel heard. He’s always so genuine and he’s one of the best people I know. He always knows how to cheer me up and comfort me. He makes me feel comfortable with myself and he likes me for who I am. He’s my-” Will cut himself off. He’d almost said “He’s my best friend.”
Will turned away from Mike, hoping to hide his flushed face. “Never mind. Sorry.”
“You deserve a guy like that,” Mike said, offering Will a sad smile.
“No, I don’t,” Will disagreed, shaking his head.
“Of course you do. You deserve the world, Will.” Mike sighed. “Any guy would be lucky to have you.”
“You deserve everything you want,” Will replied. “I hope you know that.”
Mike wore a small smile. “Thanks, Will. What I want, though, is out of reach.”
“What do you want? Maybe I can help you out,” Will offered.
Mike looked both sad and amused at this statement. “No, it’s all good.”
Will blinked, trusting Mike’s word. “Okay.”
“You really do deserve the world,” Mike said. “You’re too kind.”
“You’re amazing, Mike,” Will told him. “And I want to help you be happy.”
“You already do that. And I doubt I’m as amazing as the mystery guy you’ve got a crush on,” Mike joked.
“Yeah,” Will said, his voice trailing off.
Mike looked down at his lap. “I’m sorry, Will.”
“For what?” Will asked, peering at Mike’s face.
Mike put his head in his hands. “For lying.”
“For lying?” Will repeated, voice catching in his throat.
“I’m gay.”
Despite the flurry of emotions that were released upon hearing this confession, Will didn’t say anything, sensing that Mike wasn’t done.
“And I’m so scared. I’m sorry I didn’t ever say anything before, for these years, but I’m just so afraid. I know the shit you’ve been through and I was too afraid to say anything. I didn’t do anything to stop it. I didn’t want the same thing to happen to me, and I was a coward. I still am a coward, really.” Mike shifted his body away from Will, who instinctively moved with him, not letting Mike close himself off. “I should’ve done more. I should’ve done something. But I didn’t.” 
Will frowned, wanting to stop his friend. Mike was wrong. He didn’t need to do anything more, he was already doing plenty.
“I’m so sick of things changing and I’m so sick of fear,” Mike spat. Will put a hand on Mike’s shoulder, and Mike leaned into the touch. “I’m sorry.”
“Stop,” Will said softly. “You don’t have to be sorry.”
Mike nodded, blinking hard. Will saw a tear slip down his cheek, and he moved to wipe it away. Mike looked up at Will, who’s eyes began to water as well. Mike hesitated, opening his mouth to say something and then stopping. Will raised a curious eyebrow, and his unspoken question was answered when Mike leaned up and pressed a quick kiss to his lips.
It wasn’t much. Just the touch of skin. It might’ve lasted a second. But it changed everything.
At first, they just sat there in a stunned silence, before Mike stood up, retreating and heading for the door. “I am so, so sorry, please, I just- let me go, I will never say anything or do anything, I’m really sorry-”
Will quickly followed him, grabbing his arm before he could open the door. He leaned up, pulling Mike down a little bit to meet him in the middle. This kiss did not last a second. It was more than the touch of skin. And it was perfect.
Mike and Will’s eyes met, and they stood in the middle of Will’s bedroom, as if they were the only two people left in the world.
“I love you.”
Those three earth shattering words. Will said them. He finally said them. He was finally brave enough.
“I love you too.”
For the first time in a long time, Will was full of hope.
“Yeah?” Will breathed, blushing.
Mike nodded, smiling widely. “Yeah.”
Will felt like he was about to burst. “Cool.”
“Cool.” Mike finished, laughing a little bit.
Will laughed too, beaming brighter than he ever had before.
Mike leaned forward and kissed him again, grabbing Will’s hand and entwining their fingers. Will couldn’t think of a time when he’d been happier. But he really hoped that would change.
30 notes · View notes
misuutira · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Pride Month may be over, but no one can stop me from sharing my silly headcanons. >:) 
26 notes · View notes
Text
oh, I just had the dumbest idea. dumb joke with a lil bit of meme, really
Jinx, starting to actually realize that she's bi, being entirely unsure of who to talk to about it (she feels like she /should/ talk to someone. she wishes Vi was there). Silco's busy, so she decides to bother Sevika instead
Jinx, draping herself over the back of an armchair: Sevvvvv, I think I like women?
Sevika doesn't respond, focusing on her card game, even if the other players are exchanging tense glances
Jinx, louder this time: I think I like women? Romantically?... also physically, but I mean, c'mon, have you seen-
Sevika, interrupting: You like women? So do I, you ain't special, bitch
Safe to say, Jinx did not go to Sev the next time she was going through some self discovery
4 notes · View notes
the-gay-cousin-666 · 1 year
Text
I made a thing again
I saw this pic of Christiane Endler just effortlessly carrying her teammate and my mind instantly went to andreil
Tumblr media Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
idkimtiredanddumb · 2 years
Text
‘will and robin are already gay they can't all be gay’ I, personally, believe that them being gay means that they all have to be gay, legally. all the gays I know flock together unintentionally that's just how it works if one is gay they all are I dont make the rules. will being gay and robin coming out would have a domino effect if it were real life you just dont know ur queer science so shut up and let the experts talk, thank you
15K notes · View notes
latapadraws · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
fall is cozy season
3K notes · View notes
Note
Can you draw Husk and Angel ?pls
Tumblr media
Of course !
192 notes · View notes
rottenseaweed · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
this was so cute that I couldn't even listen to my usual Pierce the Veil/Bring Me The Horizon and turned to my sib's Lovejoy playlist instead
same as before, thank you @autisticlancemcclain for the prompt!
397 notes · View notes
emily-tumbles-on · 1 year
Video
I recently discovered this video documenting the Casey/Izzie storyline from Atypical (another Netflix show) and besides falling in love with this ship I inevitably found more byler and elmax parallels! 😂
These two are an endgame couple, and the writers showed us from early on the difference in how each of them came to terms with their feelings for the other, not only in their unique experiences and family life, but in their respective sexualities-- Izzie is a lesbian and Casey is bisexual, and has a boyfriend. This scene here reveals Izzie’s perspective when she expresses a discomfort with her boyfriend that Casey can’t relate to as someone with real feelings for her boyfriend:
“it feels not quite right with him, like he’s from a different planet, and won’t ever know what it’s like on my planet.”
Which sounds awfully familiar:
Lucas: “They’re not [in love]. They don’t even exist on the same planet.”
Will: “Welcome to my world”
Mike: “We’re trying to solve the great mystery of the female species”
El: “I should be with my own species”
Not to mention all the times in which Mike and El try to communicate on a genuine level and it just. never. works.
44 notes · View notes
frommybookbook · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Perry took Burger with him on a stakeout and it was amazing. Poor Hamilton was so cranky and whiney about being kept up past his bedtime but it paid off in the end: they busted a drug deal.
12 notes · View notes