#they're all loveable i swear

[elliebyrrdwrites]

I finished it.

I finished On the Order of Disorder. It's really just a big mess of 9 chapters full of chaos and unhinged characters finding love in one another. I didn't plan on any of it. I swear. It just.

Happened.

Also, my mind be slipping back into that "dynamics" Draco.

[prettyboykatsuki]

✮ tags ; fingering, gn + afab!reader, pro-hero katsuki, dirty talk from both parties, semi-public sex (they're in a dressing room), finger-sucking, 18+

✮ wc ; 1.5k

✮ a/n ; it feels like i just got hit over the head with a fucking mallet. i swear im still on hiatus. its seven in the morning. im going to go crazy. the literal spike of adrenaline i got looking at him.

"No way," He snorts, his voice clipped—cocky against the shell of your ear as his hands sneaks against your waist. "This is what gets you?"

A reflexive part of you doesn't want to give Katsuki the satisfaction of a yes. You know how he is. You'd go as far as saying you like it - almost as much as you like him when he's not acting like the center of the universe. But it's undeniable that part of what draws you to Katsuki is the very thing that causing you strife now.

He's complicated. Underlined all that dripping egoism is a real sense of uncertainty - and that part of him is sexy too. The awkward, lovesick gentle man he can be when he wants.

But. But.

Other times, it's his magnetism. Such raw, enigmatic confidence built on experience. Prowess. No amount of complicated can erase or overshadow just how much Katsuki is a pure fire. You normally get boyfriend Katsuki, and he's catty and affectionate with nothing to prove. Soggy and loveable and approachable.

You forget, often, what he can be like when the cameras flash. What the public likes of him. Which is raw sex appeal and sultry eyes and a wicked little grin, wolfish and wanting.

You're not ashamed to admit seeing that turns you on. And it's only worsened to see him bask in it - getting off on the sudden attention

(Your attention, specifically - considering he had been all but indifferent to the awing of studio, only minutes prior.)

"Yeah, it is," You groan, pressing your forehead against his shoulder. Your body shudders responsively to his touch.

There's something rushed about the whole ordeal. Your back is pressed up against the mirror in his dressing room - legs spread with your pants barely unbuttoned. Katsuki is no better, borrowed pants snug on thick, muscular thighs. He laughs a little breathlessly. No less affected than you if the tent in his pants is any measure.

"Aw, what?" He presses, his lips pulled. All canines as he rests his palm over your waistband and doesn't move an inch. "Seeing me in front of all those cameras turn you on?"

You pull away to stare at him and he's grinning. Unusual playfulness steeped and soaked between layers of lust. Your hand reaches for his length, hand cupped around as you grip. He closes his eyes, swears under his breath.

"You look good," You tell him, and you mean it - much more than you've meant anything in the last twenty minutes. He's taken aback by the candor despite asking for it. "You looked so fucking good."

His eyes go lidded as he presses his mouth to yours. He stops teasing, breaching past your pants into your underwear. Your spine curls at the sudden sensation. Brief and unmoving. You can feel how wet you are, feel the way your arousal burns in your core and makes your whole body tight with want.

"You mean that," He says more than asks. His breathing goes shaky and you can feel him pulse in your hands. "Say it. Tell me you want it."

You laugh a little "Want you, Katsuki. Make me feel good, baby."

He groans, once again loosing all composure. You hold onto Katsuki's shoulder as he takes your words like a challenge—the way he takes most things. Everything about the experience is both too much and not enough. You both know it. The energy in the room electric, it's almost harder not to take it all off and fuck him in the middle of his work-day. He has to be back out there in god knows how soon but you can barely keep your legs together without the friction driving you crazy.

He breathes slow trying to maintain his composure- huffs as his fingers press along the folds of your cunt. "You're so wet, fuck," He drops his chin against your shoulder "Never seen you like this"

"You look good when you're all in front of the camera, my love," You huff, an arm around his middle as you draw him close. Your voice is close next to his ear, speaking soft. "A waste you can't fuck me right now,"

There's something like a low growl in his throat when he finally gives you what you. Katsuki knows your body like the back of his hand - every inch of you memorized. Precise, angular movements. He circles your clit a few times before moving down further. You can feel the tight space get tighter, the heel of his hands pressing against your clit as his fingers push past your entrance.

You bite back a moan so broken it's pitiful and he groans with you. He goes slowly at first, tries to ease you into the sensation of his fingers. His are so much thicker and so much longer, noticeable as you feel him stretch your pussy out. He presses the heel of his hand up a little more to give you everything.

"How the hell am I supposed to go out there?" He grits. "Talking to me like that like I'm not about to go back out there."

"I'll let you fuck me as much as you want as a sorry, I promise."

He scoffs at you, makes a point of it as both of his fingers slide into you. He always starts with his middle - feels around for the sweet spot until you're gripping at him harder. After he finds it, he adds his ring finger. He stiffens when you moan, his own arousal starting to show in his face. Red eyes all clouded with desire so deep it could drown.

A honeyed feeling blooms in your core. Burns hot like sugar as you spread your legs to give him more room to you. Your body is so hot, so molten - you give up on everything else. On thinking, on breathing, on keeping quiet. You slump into the mirror behind you as he sets a motion. His fingers curl towards him over and over, rubbing and pushing and grinding against your pulsing core. Against your g-spot, throbbing insides trembling with each gesture.

Your voice breaks out. A deep, needy moan punched from your lungs. He stares at you before ducking into your space. His teeth scrape against the skin near your jaw, kissing and biting and licking. He pays attention to the sweet spot underneath your ear.

"Look at you," He says, like he's gloating. You think he is. If you weren't so aroused you might be able to pay it some mind. "Gonna cum on my fucking fingers, huh?"

"Fuck, Katsuki. Fuck me, fuck."

"I'll make good on that promise, damn tease." He says with a laugh. Biting and cocky and egotistical. Unbearably sexy at the worst of times. It's effecting you more than you care to admit, but you don't have the capacity to pull away from him. "Makin' me do this to you in the middle of my work day like some kinda freak."

"Like it doesn't turn you on,"

He laughs, deep and low. "That's the problem, dumbass."

"Kat," You shudder, your back arching - eyes fluttering closed as you grip his arm. You can feel the way his muscle flexes under your nail, digging into your arm. You groan and whine, cunt clenching around his fingers. It's dripping, noisy as he draws the mess out of you. "Gonna cum."

"Make a mess. Show it to me."

The sound of his voice, gravel coarse and low - is what ends up pushing you over the edge you're sure. Your orgasm crashes into so quickly and with so much force. You barely keep yourself from screaming. Your boyfriend kisses you to swallow whatever other noises you make - seemingly eager to do it. He puts his tongue into your mouth, stifling any other remaining noise.

Your body is pulses, pussy fluttering as shocks of euphoric flit through your whole body and leave you in complete and utter wreckage. Katsuki fucks you through it like the overachiever he tends to be, his fingers highlighting the soft sticky noises of your orgasm as you finish.

Your whole body shakes as a result of your lust. Not entirely gone but at least somewhat tamped down. You let your eyes flutter open as Katsuki pulls his hand away.

Before he can wipe his fingers down, you grab his wrist and pull them up to your mouth. He looks at you startled at first before he realizes, a look of pure lust settling on his features. Carmine red eyes stare down at you hard as you lick your cum off of his hand with a tired smile.

"Take more pictures for me to get off on and come fuck me before we go, okay?"

"Fucking evil little brat." He hisses, kissing you. He moans when he tastes you on him. "Don't think about anything but me while I'm gone."

You shake your head, trying to make sense of anything. "Don't think I could."

He laughs good-naturedly, kissing you again. "Damn right,"

[kaydens-agere]

caregiver logan little wade headcanons im actually begging

Caregiver Logan Howlett/Wolverine and Regressing Wade Wilson/Deadpool Headcanons!!

Headcanons below the cut!! Thank you so much for the request, I had sm fun writing these :D This does have a bit of swearing so if you're uncomfortable with that, please proceed with caution or don't read!!

⚔️-Wade was surprisingly open about it with him when they first met, he didn't go into too much detail, but he just kinda said "yeah I regress sometimes when bad shit happens." and left it at that. Logan didn't push it because he knows it can be a sensitive topic (as a secret little himself)

❤️-It first happened with Logan after the party after saving their universe. After everyone left, he ended up dropping from the exhaustion. Logan immediately fell into "dad mode" as Wade likes to call it, pampering him constantly and keeping him safe.

⚔️-Logan was very surprised by Wade's... colourful language while he's little. Logan half expected him to act the complete opposite of how he normally does. But no, he's still Wade. And he still has quite the mouth.

❤️-Logan is extremely gentle while Wade is small, often scooping him up and peppering him with kisses. Wade absolutely loves it, it always sends him into a fit of giggles.

⚔️-Logan has an abundance of nicknames he likes using for Wade. Some of them include bub (obviously), kid/kiddo, baby, his kit, etc. Sometimes he'll call him a little shit, but it's said playfully and Wade knows he's joking (that's nothing compared to the insults that Wade can throw at him).

❤️-Wade starts inviting him to his tea parties. They spend a lot of time on the living room floor with his many tea sets, talking about the latest gossip among Wade's plushies. Al will join in when she's home.

⚔️-Heres how the tea parties normally go: "Mary started yelling at Chrissy the other day." "Oh yeah, bub? Whys that?" "Because Chrissy was cheating on her boyfriend!" "Oh, motherfucker. I knew something was up with her."

❤️-Logan often takes Wade to the park, or just big open areas to run around in, he either starts dragging Logan around with him or forces him to play tag. He has a lot of energy that he needs to get out, and it's hard to do that when he's cramped up in the small apartment. They always take Mary Puppins with them.

⚔️-Sometimes Wade will struggle with his scars when he's small, physically and mentally. Sometimes they'll burn and itch and it's a lot harder to deal with when he's tiny, so all he can do is curl up and cry. However, Logan always seems to know what to do, he'll always run him a nice warm bubble bath to ease the pain. If he's struggling mentally, it's usually him thinking that he's too ugly or scary to be loveable. Once again, Logan is there. This time, he'll offer lots of reassurance, cuddles and kisses all over his scars, which will usually make him feel a bit better.

❤️-Wade is an absolute spoiled brat, and Logan definitely feeds into it, no matter how hard he tries not to. If they're at a toy store, Wade will show him a toy he really likes, and if Logan says no, you best believe that Wade will throw a tantrum until he gets it (He always does. Logan's not proud of it, but he hates seeing his baby cry).

⚔️-Wade calls Logan "Papa" whenever he's small. It shocked him when it first happened, he didn't think he was worthy of that title. Logan definitely did not have to have a cry in the bathroom after that. /s

❤️-Logan can have doubts sometimes about whether he's doing a good enough job or whether he's even worthy enough to be trusted that much by someone. Whenever Wade senses this, he'll draw him a bunch of pictures and give him plenty of kisses and tell him that he's the best papa in the world, which makes Logan feel all warm and fuzzy.

⚔️-Logan rubs his head on Wade's a lot, it's his way of "scenting" him. He wants everyone to know that Wade is his baby, no one else's. It's comforting for Wade as well, he likes the sensation of his papa's fluffy cat hair rubbing against his face.

[exo-raskreia]

Imma rant about Ichigo and Orihime cuz your blog has waken a outrageous fire in me!! And rightfully so! I agree with literally everything you said(btw Karin and hitsugaya are endgame for me too🤭🤭)

Ichihime makes literal sense and it genuinely sucks as a ship and i don't get why the shippers are satisfied with the results. I asked my friend who he wanted to be endgame and answered Ichigo and Orihime cuz they are a better fit. LITERALLY HOW?!! I didn't go psycho on him cuz if Ichigo and Rukia ain't your cup of tea then fine. But why are people answers automatically always Ichihime?? Is it cuz they are canon??? Where the hell was the build-up for it then?! It is nothing compare to ichigo/rukia or orihime with tatsuki/uryu. Idk if Kubo was trying to punk us by pairing them up or not. I feel like he didn't plan our their relationship properly! People say it was obvious from the beginning that ichigo likes her back but i sure as hell didn't see it! Maybe i'm just salty and refused to see the signs cuz Ichiruki is the best ship( and i had a crush on ichigo since forever soooo... 😖😖) ?? I've always been a rukia and ichigo fan rather cuz they actually had the chemistry and insane connection. I'm so mad that they weren't endgame. My girl Rukia was elite why didn't Ichigo went for her and vice versa?? Don't get me started on the poems, the speechs, the way ichigo always and always thinks of rukia. Like the ingredients for the cake was perfect, why the hell would you put gasoline in there💀💀

Some people say that cuz the show is shounen and not a romance, i shouldn't be upset about ichihime ending up together and not be mad of lack of their romance. I'm not expecting ichigo and orihime to have some epic EPIC love story or anything just make it more sense for ME at least. If Ichihime was some side-ship then i wouldn't care as much, but this is the MC of the show i want to see something greater than what we received! If they were to have a love story(ya know a real one) then they should've played it out like in Fruits basket

Ichigo and orihime actually remind me alot of kyo and tohru from fruits basket. And they're all very similar to think about it! Ichigo and Kyo: the grumpy orange haired protecters that have a heart of gold. Orihime and Tohru: the loveable sunshine character that are super traumatized but still manage to keep smiling. The only difference is that Kyo and Tohru actually have the emotional moments and had the chemistry and ya know they actually TALKED and were ACTUAL FRIENDS(as in kyo didn't treat tohru like a acquaintance) before dating. But since Orihime is so much like Ichigo's dead mom, their relationship would've been like Yuki and Tohru. I know the comparison might be dumb to do cuz they are very different anime and different genre but still!! Excuse me for caring so much about that my fav ain't canon. Yes this is a shounen anime but they could've at least squeezed in a bit of the love story of the mc to show they actually care about it. The MC of the show has a better and stronger bond with his bestie than his own wife. Like how is my girl Orihime not bothered by it?! Should've end up Tatsuku i swear. I mean they're literally Nana and Hachi!! 🍓🐶✨

I feel like orihime just exist to be his love interest and that's it! Girl had the potential to be a great character that ain't always there to be the love interest. Her becoming a housewife was insulting cuz what do you mean she ain't a robot destroying a city (i can't remember that scene from the earlier seasons but something in between those lines🤣) I do like Orihime enough but not that much cuz it's Ichigo this and Ichigo that. Like girl i get it. I wanted(and still do) him too but don't settle for being the second choice) HOMEGIRL YOU HAVE OTHER LUCKY DUCKS THAT WANNA BE WITH YOU!!

And another thing: I read somewhere that: just cuz Uryu had a crush Orihime that, that doesn't mean that Orihime should be together with him.... Okay then why can't that also imply to Ichigo and Orihime?? Like why just cuz "She'll fall for him in every lifetime" doesn't mean that he has to do the same too!! Rukia is already the queen of his heart mind you

BUT ANYWAYS!! It's a shounen after all so i shouldn't be expecting the mc to have a well-written love story and not to have high hopes of the MC love interest to be something more than that. But whatever at the end of the day they're CANON and have a kid together so all i can do is cry about it and live in fanfiction.

Ahem, I'm done with my rant thank you 😌 (And yes anti-IchiRuki fans I'll still be salty in my 40s cuz of the ending and I will never shut up about it just cuz they have canonically have kids)

No worries, anon! You've come to the right place! Let it all out~

Not surprised your male friend would choose Ori. Typical. For dudes like him, her appearance, superficial crush on Ichigo, & the word "canon" being slapped on are enough for them, despite there not being any actual chemistry between IH. It is also a common trope in other manga/anime, so they convince themselves that it was meant to happen, but it doesn't mean it makes sense for every story, especially not in Bleach's case; it doesn't make narrative sense if they actually looked into it.

(Canon ≠ good. Just look up what went wrong in 'How I Met Your Mother' or even 'Game Of Thrones' S8).

(While on the subject, since Rukia is a much better written character than Ori, if she had a body like Ori's, & Ori like Rukia's, even less dudes would care about IH 🫢, since they never even have good arguments in favor of it that aren't the 3 things I mentioned already up top).

Ichigo & Rukia had the most chemistry in the entire manga/anime, & it baffles me when people didn't/don't (wanna) see it. I went into Bleach almost blind when I first started watching it & IR really stood out. Their bond is right in your face, playing along the border between platonic & romantic, making you wonder what exactly it is, but knowing they aren't just mere friends. In the manga, I was constantly awed & amused by how borderline romantic it came off as, despite having already watched the anime (which did not do the manga justice in many ways; and then antis claim IR was mostly anime-based, PLEASE 🙄). Kubo really wasn't playing when it came to these 2. What a freakin' troll.

Haven't watched Fruits Basket, but I can see what you mean. Grumpy & Sunshine is a fun trope, however, as you said, IH just didn't have what it takes. If Kubo had wanted to, he could have properly developed IH at some points in the manga, such as the Fullbring arc, & it wouldn't have to be anything big, as Bleach is not a romance. He could have opened the arc with those 2 already going out, like them holding hands as they head to school or something, maybe showing some flashbacks of them talking things out, comforting each other since HM to show how they got together. Instead, in those 17 months since Ichigo lost his powers & contact with Rukia, you're telling me Kubo couldn't make IH bond? Instead, Ori's still pathetically pining after him while Ichigo is still thinking of, longing for, Rukia! How am I supposed to believe IH was meant to be endgame?!

Orihime had more chemistry with other people than the man she ended up with 💀. I personally ship her with 2 other men (Ishida & Ulquiorra). She was different with them. One selflessly cared for her, had her at the forefront of his mind in her own rescue arc (unlike Ichigo), while the other challenged her, found her fascinating & wanted to learn more... Not to mention they both protected her from Ichigo a couple times in the HM arc.

She really did have potential to be a great character but it all kept going down the drain, never achieved her dreams nor goals. She kept regressing as the story went on, especially when it came to Ichigo. She was never able to encourage him nor fully support him & was usually a complete damsel in his presence (he even seemed annoyed by her during the Ywach fight, which mind u, she was only there cuz there was no one else left & Ichigo had no choice?). She was more interesting whenever she wasn't around him. All her best moments were when she wasn't thinking about him. Saving Tatsuki? Bonding with Ishida in SS, standing in front of him to protect him in the Fullbring arc? Bonding with Ulquiorra (the only good thing she did the whole HM arc)? She could've done more in HM but didn't. In TYBW, she didn't do anything special, couldn't even encourage Ichigo & was treated like a ragdoll by Ywach. This is how Kubo wanted us to remember her. She was mostly reduced to fanservice by the end (and she's still not as popular as Matsumoto or Yoruichi in that department 💀). I sometimes think he didn't like her all that much with how he treated her character...

While watching the anime, I seriously had been hoping she'd get over Ichigo in the SS arc when she wistfully said Rukia was a very special person to him who changed his world (oh, boy, was I in for disappointment). Right off the bat, there was nothing interesting/exciting about her interactions with Ichigo (I was shipping her with Ishida by this point). He was just so blasé with her, I almost felt bad for her & it only kept getting worse. I then hoped she'd finally get over him after the traumatic experience at the dome in HM, but her ongoing silly crush made my eyes roll & lose hope in it. LIKE GIRL, HE'S HUNG UP ON ANOTHER GIRL, & U SHOULD'VE STOPPED PUTTING HIM ON A PEDESTAL BY NOW; HE'S NO PRINCE CHARMING & ESPECIALLY NOT FOR U WHEN HE BARELY GAVE U A SECOND THOUGHT IN UR OWN RESCUE ARC & ALMOST GOT U KILLED LIKE 3 TIMES & U HAD TO GET SAVED BY ULQUIORRA & ISHIDA, LIKE-

Orihime doesn't have anything in common with Masaki other than maybe their appearance (which imo, Masaki looks more like short-haired Matsumoto anyway?). Besides the cheerful part, their personalities are very different. Masaki was more like Rukia: brave, strong, selfless, teasing & annoying Isshin/Ichigo, etc... IR has actual dynamic parallels with IsshiMasa in the narrative... Kubo just copied IR moments, especially considering he wrote as he went... So, don't be fooled by those morons who go by appearance alone & even those weird lines in one of the novels (Oedipus complex anyone?) instead of the legitimate parallels between IR & IM shown in the manga, such as these:

What was going thru Kubo's head if he supposedly "intended" for IH to happen? Ichigo & Ori had more chemistry with other characters than with each other. Kubo went about this all wrong. Bleach not being a romance is no excuse for shoddily pairing up characters in the end. In a few scenes scattered throughout the manga, he could've implied them. Every time they interacted, their relationship should've progressed somehow. And he actually did this with IchiRuki. (In regards to Naruto, for example, Kishimoto at least admitted he didn't put enough effort into his ships by saying romance was not his forte & he's not good at writing female characters, but at least most of the ships made sense & esp NaruHina had actual good moments scattered throughout the manga...).

Sigh, I've said this before, but why can't more battle shounens be like Fairy Tail when it comes to developing the ships throughout the story? There'd be less drama. Even Gintama did a better job at developing the main ships, lol, that if they became canon, hardly anyone would've been surprised (they were somewhat implied if u squint, tho 🤪).

There are theories Kubo wanted to spite Shounen Jump for their treatment over the years so he ended things this way (and maybe to spite the fans too, since his manga sales had been on the decline for years). Ever heard of the "choosing unhappiness" theories? Basically, remember that Ywach said he'd come back at Ichigo's happiest moment? Well, he didn't come back at Ichigo's wedding with Ori, not even at the birth of his son. He came back when Ichigo reunited with RUKIA after 10 years.

So what could this be telling us? That Ichigo chose to be unhappy by not getting with the one person who made him the happiest. Rukia gave him that push by choosing unhappiness first (since she knew Ichigo couldn't make the first attempt to) & married Renji, who in turn, also gave Ichigo that push to go for Ori. IR chose unhappiness to defeat Ywach. Could this actually be what Urahara meant when he said he'd leave everything to "Kurosaki-san & Kuchiki-san" after his defeat in TYBW?! (we deserved the IR tag-team we never got in the final fight, screw Kubo)

One could also say his friends chose unhappiness to help too? Ishida becoming a doctor he'd never expressed interest in & seeming isolated from the friend group (maybe not agreeing with the farce they're all in), Chad becoming a boxer instead of using his fists to protect, Ori marrying a man who doesn't love her & she knows never will, Renji marrying a woman who doesn't love him & never will (and whom I think he doesn't love either? My view on that here)... Isshin is nowhere in sight, could it be he also doesn't wanna be a part of this farce in which his own son chose to marry a woman he doesn't love?

Still, everything about this ending is so wrong, makes no sense, a bunch of retcons too. Heck, remember the rebuilding of Sokyoku Hill in SS? Made Ichigo destroying it meaningless 🙄.

Anyway, I didn't mean for this post to be too long. There's so much to rant about lol. There's also so much to make fun of 👀. As I said in this post, IH was never popular & never will be. Kubo himself can't bring himself to give them content & his affiliates (like Shounen Jump, Studio Pierrot, etc.) can't be bothered either, as IH doesn't sell. Canon for almost 10 years & still no official couple/family arts nor merch 😂. If they end up getting thrown a bone in the future, the fact it took them that long would still be laughable.

In the end, it's best to ignore canon, its fans, & engage with what you like. It also doesn't hurt to sometimes make fun of Bleach's failures~ Kubo has made it so easy, can you blame us? 🤷‍♀️

Also, glad u like HitsuKarin as well 🤭. Would you believe it's my #1 Bleach OTP? I had brainrot for it a few years ago, like I literally scoured almost every bit of content that I could find, & while it's died down, I just know that if Kubo &/or his affiliates were to feed us HK content now, I'd eat it up like a starving dog-

Sorry for the late reply, anon! 😓 Been having brainrot for a different fandom, if u can guess

[mlmxreader]

Social Calls | John Constantine x gn!reader

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↳ ❝ 45. "You can't save yourself or save your soul"

With Constantine please ❞

: ̗̀➛ Social calls with John aren't exactly a regular occurance, but they happen often enough that you've become more than used to it, and know to appreciate every single second of it.

trigger warnings: ̗̀➛ swearing, smoking, alcohol consumption

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'Dancing with the Dead' by Powerwolf was playing loudly on the speaker as John carefully sat down on the stool nearest the window; taking note of the bedroom as best as he could with the low lighting. The bed had been made, and the television screen was still warm.

The window was wide open, more so than usual, thanks to the unusual bout of heat. Folded clothes on the bedside table waiting to be put away. He drummed his fingers against the windowsill, watching as the smoke from his cigarette followed the movements of his fingertips.

Impatient. Almost a clockwatcher.

But then the bathroom door audibly opened, and he relaxed as he got up and grabbed himself a drink from under the bed; quickly unscrewing the lid before taking a long, hard gulp of Grant's whisky. He put it down when he heard your footsteps coming closer, daring to smile, and he even waved when you finally walked in with the towel wrapped around your waist.

A quick shameless look followed by a sly raised brow of approval. You just scoffed, dropping the towel and tugging on a pair of grey jogging bottoms, quick to take a seat on the edge of the bed.

John smiled, swiping his tongue along his bottom lip.

"Shame, I preferred the towel."

You rolled your eyes. "You'd prefer if I wore nothing at all."

"Am I so predictable?" He asked with a shit eating grin and a soft laugh.

You reached for the bottle and took a long, hard swig before handing it back and stealing his cigarette. "So, why are you here? Another problem with Brucie?"

John shook his head slowly, raking a hand through his dirty blond hair. "Social call, believe it or not. You know how much I enjoy our private time."

You dared to smile back, trapping the inside of your bottom lip between your teeth for a split second. "You haven't made a social call in quite a while."

"So it's overdue," he bit back, another swig of whisky. Sharp on the tongue. "Is that an issue? It's not like you're going on a date now, is it?"

You scoffed, playfully offended at the suggestion. "And what's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, between us," he could hardly keep a straight face. "I know that you prefer me above everyone else."

"And?" You mused. "Why does that mean I can't go on a date with someone?"

"Because they're not me," he pointed out, knowing that he was fucking right. "Are they?"

You stood, getting between his legs and holding his shirt collar. Excitement in his eyes. "You really think you're so special, Johnny?"

He spread his legs, grabbed the waistband of your jogging bottoms, and tugged you closer. "Oh, I know I am."

You broke, laughing loudly as you pressed your mouth to the side of his head to try and muffle the sound but to no avail. "I missed you."

"I know," he murmured, almost lost in your laughter. "How you been, love?"

You hummed, pulling away and giving him the cigarette back so that you could play with his hair. "Not too bad, actually. Bruce keeps me busy, you know that."

"Hm," John nodded slowly. "Sounds like he wants to get in your trousers."

You couldn't help but to let out a bark of laughter. "Please! Bruce ain't interested in me... and he isn't my type, either."

"So what's your type?"

"Dirty blond," you started, "dirty trenchcoat. Bit of a pillock, really, but he's loveable. Snarky. Comes knocking on my door drunk as a skunk singing Delilah because he knows how loud I sing it at the rugby."

"He sounds like a charmer," John mused with a chuckle. "Can I meet him?"

That earned him a light playful smack to the back of his head, forcing him to look up at you with that stupid sly smile that always made you shiver.

"G'on, John," you dared. "Sing Delilah."

"You start," he told you.

"Now now," you tutted. "It's a dare. And I know you can't save yourself or save your soul, but a dare is a dare and the forfeit is that you'll have to go without your smokes for... let's say a day."

"Fine!" John huffed. "I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window, I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind, she was my woman, as she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind - why the fuck do you lot sing this at the rugby?"

You shrugged, grinning. "It's our unofficial anthem. You should know that."

"Tom Jones isn't exactly my thing," he pointed out. "He's not exactly Rob Halford."

You let go of his hair, putting your hands on his shoulders and keeping him at arm's length for a moment. "Remember what I said about being a snarky pillock?"

"Mm."

"I've missed it," you whispered, kissing his cheek softly before sitting back at the edge of the bed. "You gonna stay the night?"

John considered it, knowing that it wouldn't be the first time. But the more time he spent with you, the closer you were brought to danger, and even with Bruce on your side, there were some things that you did not want to be near at all.

He was better off being closed and isolated, but... but you had a few magic tricks up your sleeve to make him forget all about that when you leaned back on the bed. Legs spread and your hands under your head. John grumbled, knowing he was more than weak. Shrugging off his trench coat and straddling your waist.

Trying not to grin when you grabbed his tie and yanked it. Feeling your breath on his skin as he hoped he wouldn't get too weak. Knowing that he already was the second that he leaned down and kissed you; all strength drained from him when your other hand went to his hair and grabbed the strands firmly.

Bollocks.

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[kyouka-supremacy]

Atsushi for the ask game.

ATSUSHI HERE WE GO THANK YOU FOR HEARING MY PRAYERS

Favorite thing about them: HIS SELFISHNESS. It's so so delicious to explore. Can you imagine a protagonist that saves others not out of simple good will, but because of egoistic self-preservation motives? It just feels counterintuitive for me lmao, and I found it quite messed up when I first watched the anime, but now it's so compelling to explore. His whole “everything I do is in order to gain the right to live” is crazy fashinating. Because lol, that's entirely nonsensical to me! There's no such thing as “gaining the right to live”; all humans, every person in the world is inherently deserving of life. All. No exception. So there's no level of “weak” or “worthless” that would make you lose that right. The fact that's it's a vision so distant and absurd from mine, idk, it just makes it very compelling to explore? “What if there was a little fucked up guy who believed the right to live had to be earned” just sounds like a very interesting premise.

Least favorite thing about them: When I first watched the anime, I think I found him low-key annoying? I just... Don't do very well with self-deprecating people and people who complain a lot in general, I usually suffer in silence and tend to (wrongly) assume others should do the same (this probably makes me sound pretty mean, I swear I try to be understanding irl). However, it doesn't bother me as much anymore, I simply think it's more of a distinctive trait of the character that makes him multilayered and unique. As of now, I can't think of anything I don't like about him if not the fact that I wish he'd rely on Dazai and others in general a little less. I know that has to do with his lack of self-worth, so maybe it makes sense,, but as of now he feels kind of stuck. I just wish we'd see him grow more on that front.

Favorite line:

There may be better ones, but I really like the delivery of this one.

brOTP: KYOUKA AND ATSUSHI they make me go insane. Already talked about this in the Kyouka post but just to reiterate: in my headcanon Kyouka really is the only person Atsushi feels genuine, selfless affection towards. It's very sweet. They're siblings. Kyouka's happiness is really important for Atsushi. They really do have that feeling of people who got out of an abusive environment learning what normality is supposed to be like together. I also really like how they compensate for what the other lacks, be it decisiveness and coolhead for Atsushi and empathy and positivity for Kyouka. Although plenty shipping them romantically, I really like platonic sskk and atsulucy as well.

OTP: I really like sskk eheh. I think they're neat. There's a thousand and one reasons why I find them pretty great. They're objectively the only reason why I got invested in bsd as well as the only thing that has me keep up with the franchise to this day. Right now, I feel like the one thing I really appreciate about them is how you can be the worst person in the universe and still somehow be loveable to someone. I think it's sweet. I also find it very fun and enterataining to explore their various soulmatism antics. They're both very complex and multilayered characters with something deeply wrong with how their minds work that makes them very fun to analyze both by their own and in the complexity of their relationship. Their collective story arc and canon relationship progression is extremely engaging and nice to follow, too. I love dazatsu and atsulucy as well!! Both were ships I wasn't particularly invested when I read the manga for the first time, but really grew in me in the last six months or so. I really dig akuatsulucy as well!!

nOTP: Nothing?

Random headcanon: He really likes reading. There's some real meta-analysis to be made here I actually had written this is probably not the right place to talk about, but in a work that's all about literature, he's the character who reads.

Unpopular opinion: He's the hardest character to write / characterize. That's why people should probably go easier on other fans when they mischaracterize him. He's just very multifaceted and genuinely hard to get. I keep seeing people being like “Stop babyfying Atsushi he's an independent adult!!” then turn around to say “he can't be shipped with Dazai because there's too much unbalance of power :// [somewhat implying Atsushi can't make free decisions for himself]”, or “Stop making of Atsushi a soft baby who never did wrong in his life!!!” then turn around to say “Atsushi is the happy puppy of the agency who gets treats and pats from everyone ^^ ” like. At least to me, a lot of people's arguments sound self-contradictory all the time; but that doesn't mean people should stop having fun and characterize the characters as they like! Just, let's stop being mean to each other and try to be a little more accepting towards others' takes, shall we? And yes that also includes letting people find Atsushi annoying if they find him annoying (although like, I've NEVER found anyone call Atsushi annoying ever, so really, what remote fandom spaces is everyone visiting? Why are you looking for clothes (good takes) at the soup store (Tik/tok I assume?) ).

Song i associate with them: Common World Domination by Pinocchio-P, HIBANA by DECO*27, Ghost Rule by DECO*27, so on and so forth.

Favorite picture of them:

Favourite panel from the manga:

Favourite illustration: Look, there's too many beautiful illustrations, I can't chose. Here's a very good one though.

Favourite illustration in the anime art style:

But also:

Favourite Mayoi card:

Send me a character?

[emocl0wnpp]

Because i'm in a fankid frenzy again,time to properly introduce my babies!!(part1)

(Also in the current canon they're all adults-)

Also they're all in the same friendgroup-

So first we have Claws' and Jack's kids,Liam and Lau

A little about them

Liam:

He was adopted when he was 7(he died as a human and due to a mistake,ended up in hell where Claws found him as a little ghostie creature-)

The doll he "uses as his body" was made to look like Jack(duh) because he looked up to his father as a child

Though as he grew older he looked up to Claws more and more

The doll is made out of porcelain btw-

He knows how to play the piano :D

He was in his school's sport team(main reason why he's buff as hell)

He's very much..expressionless,and has trouble expressing his emotions in general

He's kind of like a mime

But he's a very sweet guy tho!

He's gay..very gay #manlover

He owns a casino in the underworld and is kind of a maffia leader,but still works under Zalgo

Lost some of his colors :((

Mama's boy(the good kind-)

His best friends are Floss,Jay,Corn,Berry and Alan(they'll be mentioned later)

Absolutely spoils Alan(his bf) even if he can't show affection/love properly

Knows his way around guns

If you need a gun he knows where to get them(from him)

Very much overprotective of Lau

Jill's favourite (and only) nephew

Now Lau!

Same story as Liam,except she was adopted when she was 6(Liam was 12 by that time)

The pretty pink princess of her family

Very much a daddy's girl

Jack spoiled her rotten when she was a kid

But thankfully Claws didn't let her to become a spoiled brat

...she's still a brat though,but a likeable one

She was the pretty cheer captain of her school :D

And she was in the theatre club too

Pretty much a Draculaura, Regina George, and Heather C. kind of gal

She works as a model in the underworld (she rich rich)

Loves having girl's only days with Claws(we love a wholesome mother-daughter duo)

Her besties are Cheryl,Jenna and Floss(will be mentioned later)

Makes Jack carry her stuff when she goes shopping

Actually she makes Jay(her husband),Liam AND Jack carry her shit-

Biggest girl's girl out there.

HUGE Millionares and Britney Spears fan

Despite her "bimbo" persona,she's hella smart

Jill's favourite (and only) niece

Next up are the trouble trio..Vicky and Candy's sons Candy Floss(just Floss or Flossy), Candy Corn(or just Corn) and Jay(the pics are in this order)

First, Floss:

The oldest twin

Takes a lot of pride in being the oldest twin

He's a loveable jerk

Trans guy!! (Still dresses kind of feminine to break stereotypes)

Has a deep ass voice

His hair is dyed. Non if it was his real hair color(his og hair is the same color as Jay's)

He takes after his dad Candy a lot..like a LOT

But he's a momma's boy like Liam-

He had to do cheerleading instead of being in the sports team bc his coach was an asshole,but during his senior year he was allowed to play in the team :D

Bullies his brothers as a form of love

Ngl he's kind of a jerk to everyone but it's his love language

Pretty boy™️

Does modelling with Lau :D

His best friends are Liam,Alan,Jenna,Cheryl and ofc,his brothers

Has a ferret named Noodles

Despite his jerk personality,he's an absolute loverboy when it comes to his lovely wife Jenna

Next up,Corn!

The middle son of the 3

Pretty much the quiet artsy kid

Who knows how to make bombs

Half of his face is burned,but he covers with it makeup

He has a strange shape-shifting ability that makes his colors change according to the seasons(will post it either here or in a p2 post)

He's probably the closest to Candy from his brothers

But he learned witchcraft from Vicky and very much enjoys it

He has a prostetic leg because of an accident(same as his burn marks)

He usually wears funky clothes

His wife is named Halloween :D (she's not my oc but one of my bff's,and idk if he has tumblr or no so i can't show her-)

Even tho he's quiet,when he snaps it's over. He can be a big bitch let's just say that-

But i swear he's a cool guy

His best friends are his brothers,Berry and Liam

He was also in the sports team alongside Liam

He stores stuff in is hair (his hair genuinely works as a portal-)

And last but not least, Jay and his assistant Opal the snake!

The youngest of the twins

And probably the oddball-

The sweetest guy alive

Literally THE husband material

But his heart already belongs to Lau :3

Matching west and bowtie with Liam!!

The patches on his shirt represent his brothers and friends

He owns many snakes,but Opal is his baby

Again,best husband out there,also spoiled Lau rotten

Got bullied by his brothers but loves them regardless

He's has a dad bod!

He has a little portal in his hat

He got Vicky's thick german accent-

Unlike his brothers,he learned a lot from Jason actually

His best friends are his brothers,Liam,Berry and Alan

Lau made him dye a pink strand in his hair-

His dream is to make his own circus and he works HARD to achive that

He's very The Greatest Showman coded

He'd probably love that movie too

Next iiiiis Jenna! The daughter of Jason the toymaker and Jade(i STILL didn't make a post of her-)

Prettiest doll out there!!

Looks a lot like her mom :3

Her eyes are made from glass

The sweetest girl out there

Daddy's girl,learned a LOT from Jason

Literally just a ray of sunshine

The kindest killer out there if there's a thing like that-

Besties with Lau and Cheryl <33

She did cheerleading too

But she loves all of her friends equally

Also an art kid like Corn-

Even though she's a sweet and well mannered girl,she got her anger from her dad-

She has a slight french accent because of her mom

Her parents did not approve of her relationship with Floss but she didn't care

She's pretty rebellious ngl

But other than that she's just a bundle of joy

Despite all these sweet things i listed for her she's lowkey like Jecka from Class of 09-

Also she's very much a Heather M. and Gretchen girl

Next up,Cheryl and Alan :D

First Cheryl:

Alan's twin :3(the older half)

She's mute and uses her mask to talk

Modded her mask to sound like Hatsune Miku once

Both of her arms and legs are prostetics(lost them in a fire related accident,along with her voice)

She's a proxy for Slendy

She usually hangs around Clockwork and Kate the Chaser when she's with the other proxies

But her besties are Lau and Jenna of course<33

But she's also friends with BEN and Toby

Both her and Alan are raised by their older sister Natasha

Lesbian women kisser woman lover♡♡♡

Heather D. and Karen kind of gal(she ain't dumb she just loves Karen with all her heart)

Girl failure but it's okay I love her

Did cheerleading with Lau and Jenna as well

Very good around tech and hacking

Her and BEN make a great duo when comes to tech

She learned sign language just to cuss people out

Now Alan:

Cheryl's twin(the younger half)

He gets bullied by Cheryl for being 0.1 second younger

He loves her with every fiber of his body tho

He's dyslexic

He's also a proxy for Slendy

He usually hangs around Masky Hoodie and Toby,they're like the brothers he never had

He looks up to Masky a LOT

But his best friends are Liam,Cheryl,the trouble trio and Berry

Gay

And Liam's biggest fan(we love a supporting boyfriend)

He used to be scared of Liam's family,especially Lau since they are in the same friendgroup

He got his burn mark in the same accident as Cheryl

Ngl he's kind of a jock himbo

Unless Liam is around then he's just a simp

Borrowed Hoodie's old,well,hoodie-

Helps Cheryl with tech stuff

Now time for the oddball of the group,Berry

Zalgo's son

No his full name isn't Berry i just forgot his actual name

Berry is just his nickname

Yes Zalgo got himself a son

Though Berry ain't nothing like him

He's canonically autistic btw and his special interest is humans+human biology!!

Let's not count how many humans Zalgo got killed for Berry

He surprisingly gets along with Lazari

Claws had to babysit him when he was little

Till this day he calls her mom by accident

His bestfriends are everyone in his friendgroup but he's the closest to Liam and Lau

He can be hella scary ngl

When he's mad or just really overwhelmed all hell is unleashed

He's over 5 meters/16 feet tall damn

He's fluffy unlike Zalgo

He made a lot of comments about his dad being all bones AND being bald

Zalgo babies him to death and he hates it a lot

He loves his dad tho

The person in the back holding him is his wife Y(who also belongs to the same friend as Halloween does)

He's a pretty sweet guy who can and will do wrong,but usually he's very friendly to those who are friendly to him

Notes:

Corn's different season looks along with some other kiddos will be included in another post bc i can't add more pics</3

Hope you enjoyed this tho!!

[profounddefendorcrusade-blog]

A Second Long Rant About The Koffin Trio

Note: I decided to write about these three again (mostly about the genocide route) because I didn't cover everything I wanted to in my previous take, and you guys seemed to like it (I'm glad you enjoyed it as well, @beethovenus!), so here we go. If you haven't already, please read my previous ts!us post, since this is an addition to that.

Let's just say that the writers really outdid themselves when it comes to the genocide route, especially in regards to Harry and Larry. Never before did a video game leave me feeling so emotionally broken. The battle between the Boogiemen and Chara proves that comedic relief characters CAN and SHOULD be put in serious situations. It gives them much-needed depth.

At the beginning, Harry and Larry didn't take Chara seriously and only managed to make it out of the encounter alive because Crossbones/Sans intervened (which just goes to show how reckless both of them are) they're like annoying but loveable little kids i swear

It's this trait of theirs that led them to their downfall later on. I guess you could say that their appearance was meant to 'lighten the mood' of the otherwise dark genocide route, but it only made things worse for them in the long run. I remember reading a comment on YouTube once, and it mentioned how the Boogiemen resemble horror movie characters who die first due to their carelessness. And aside from the fact that they were not the first monsters to get killed by Chara, I agree 100%

Neither one of them believed that a human was even in the Underground, let alone a serious threat... that is, until they tried picking on Chara ↓

...which obviously didn't end well ↓

When they realized that they really WERE in danger, both visibly began to panic; neither one of them even tried to pretend to be fearless ↓

I've got to say that I love the contradictory traits the Boogiemen share: fearless but fearful, fun-loving but seeking safety, reckless but cautious.

Imo, as much as they like to goof off, they want someplace to come back to even more. Koffin-K is the one who makes the keep a place where they feel like they belong; a place that gives them comfort. KK's presence is what reassures them that they're taken care of. He's the one who makes Koffin Keep home.

In the present moment, Harry and Larry can afford to act goofy and careless because they're convinced that, no matter what happens, Koffin will always be there to save them, provide for them, and keep them safe in general.

There's a difference between who Harry & Larry were before and after they got hired (they seemed to have become more mischevious, more open to goofing off, and even more ambitious and confident).

I find it interesting that both of them were anxious/sceptical about working for Koffin when he first met them:

The two weren't attached to Koffin-K at all at the time. They didn't become loyal right off the bat; It took them (a short) time to warm up to him. And now that they are attached, I'm pretty confident that they're never leaving his side

The thing about Harry is that he used to rely on this one low-wage job and probably thought: "If I take the risk and come to regret becoming this weird guy's lackey, or if he fires me, I might never be able to come back to my safe job again and I'll be left with nothing. I'm not even qualified for anything other than menial chores!" yeah I headcanon that both him and Larry dropped out of high school at like 16 and never went to college in the first place I'm also really curious if Harry used to be attached to his previous boss (who he never mentioned) like he is to Koffin-K now, but I doubt it since he DID accept Koffin's job offer the very next day.

And Larry didn't want to risk anything either, even though he pretty much had nothing to lose. Even if he used to have a job as a janitor (if this is the case, I imagine his thought process was the exact same as Harry's), he still lacked a home. It's depressing to think about how Larry apparently wanted to continue his poor-quality life because he didn't believe anything different or better was out there. Or, he had no idea what having a better life even felt like. Maybe he thought he'd be WORSE OFF as Koffin-K's employee and/or that he'd fire him at some point. I just made myself sad, I love these guys a lot and empathize so much I feel like both of them believe they're not good enough and it hurts

Anyway, back to the genocide route.

After they're rescued, Flowey says:

Already setting up the fact that they'll either be an easy and/or optional battle. Nice.

Then we see Harry and Larry straight up putting themselves in danger to please Koffin-K:

Like, guys, I'm sure he would have understood if you hadn't obeyed his order this time. but they CAN'T let him down; they refuse After all, a mass murderer was on the loose

And once again, we're given a choice whether or not to fight them:

And finally, if we follow them... we get to this scene.

Oh god. THIS scene. Where do I even start?

Alright, time for some retrospect.

So, the two dummies have no way to escape and are forced to fight (with their very last conversation being AN UNRESOLVED ARGUMENT), Larry is ruthlessly pushed off the cliff (is this why it's called the ruthless route? Because if so, it fits perfectly), Harry screams his name and falls to his knees, completely dejected, and doesn't even attempt to run or fight, waiting to join Larry in death.

This moment hurts. This text especially. "Quick on his feet" but not quick enough; Larry's name is no longer next to his

No matter how much they annoy each other, the care is clear as day. That's another reason why I think of them as brothers. Harry is pretty fearful, right? And yet he'd rather turn to dust than live a life without Larry.

Sometimes I wonder how the scene would have played out if Harry had been given given the choice to either flee, stay and fight, or let us finish him off.

Ok, the third option would remain unchangeable, and the second would definitely result in his death whether or not he put up a fight, but the first one...

**ANGST WARNING**

Koffin-K would find Harry in his and Larry's house, curled up on their (now only his) bunk bed, sobbing uncontrollably and blaming himself over and over again. Then he'd hold him and they'd cry together. Koffin would regret not being more transparent with his care for his henchmen, and now that he was only left with one, he'd swear to be the best boss and father he could be.

It would take a while, but eventually Harry would stop crying himself to sleep every night, he'd go back to his mischievous self, he'd pull pranks and laugh and have fun because that's what Larry would have wanted.

Koffin and Harry's relationship would strengthen over time (sooner rather than later) and they'd become a true family. But every day, for the rest of his life, Koffin-K would wish that he had told Larry how much he loved him before he died. Harry would wish that, too.

But there was no way to turn back the clock, and the only thing they could do was hope that, wherever Larry was, he'd somehow know.

...he did.

I don't even want to image what would have happend if the roles had been reversed. Let's just say that Larry would have been absolutely shattered if Harry had gotten pushed off a cliff/died first. Based on his reaction if you beat Harry up during their fight in the neutral route, I don't even think he'd ever be able to move on from the pain of losing his brother best friend (or it would be SUPER hard).

Speaking of these scenes, Harry's first reaction was to get furious, Larry's was to burst into tears. What they have in common though was that they showed care for each other sigh... image limit strikes again

Larry also picked up on the purity of Chara's soul (or lack thereof) and it triggered Chara

It reminds me of how Ceroba picked up on the number of monsters Clover had killed

Long story short, I love how both Harry and Larry have their own quirks and personality. They're not just interesting as a duo, but separately, too. It's sometimes hard to remind yourself how, just because two people are a team, that doesn't mean they don't/can't exist as individuals.

I'm really curious to see Koffin-K's reaction to these two's deaths. REALLY REALLY curious.

I think that he'd completely break down (before that he'd be in denial) upon realizing that his idiots are actually gone forever and were killed by someone Koffin thought would make a good servant. Still, for some reason, I doubt he would become so enraged that he could avenge them by killing Chara.

Regardless of his reaction, he'd definitely miss them a lot.

When everyone was gone, Harry and Larry were the first on his mind i feel like they're his biggest headache but also the two monsters he loves most, in his own unique way

Random thoughts as a bonus bc why not:

I swear, it seemed like they wanted to say "You're talking to THE COUNT'S lackeys!" and "You ain't the dad of us to tell us what to do!" Also, Harry looks scared/nervous/unsure/ af. These guys really are both cowardly and impulsive

Istg, they act like (man)children with Koffin being their strict but goofy dad mom who makes them do chores when they'd rather laze around (I know it's part of their job and everything but the way they talk about their duties gives me this vibe)

...yeah, just KK acting like an annoyed dad, nothing new to see here

Remember how, in the last post I wrote, I said that Harry and Larry are materialistic (for a good reason)? Yeah, they're so materialistic that they'd even "betray" their boss for some cash (unrelated, but I love this game's humor)

These two have a dog's loyalty, but even their house looks like a doghouse (or maybe it's just tiny compared to the keep). Speaking of the keep...

Interesting that, whoever wrote on this wiki, didn't include the other workers almost like it's just the three of them that are a family while the others are just there for the easy money

[hmshermitcraft]

(Trafficshipping takeover~ and perhaps warning for Jimmy/Grian if someone doesn't jive with that? And polyhermits. They're all involved with each other, but some are more often with each other. Ya know.)

Grian supposes he should've seen it coming, really. Once he saw how well they got along during Double Life, he should've known it was inevitable for him to get along with the rest of that trio.

Still, Grian's best friend (just best friends, nothing more, he swears-) instincts can't help but be a bit frosty towards Impulse and Zed.

That's his bro. His buddy. One of his closest friends. And though he knows Impulse and Zed, he still feels protective over Jimmy. (Definitely protective. Not jealous. Protective.) Maybe because he knows Impulse and Zed so well his jealousyprotectiveness is extra bad. He's seen how they are. Oh, he knows how loving and phyiscally affectionate they are. But he's also seen the three of them walk around with hickies littering their necks, bitemarks strewn in as well, and at least two of them limping a bit. Hell, he's been tangled in the sheets with them sometimes. And the thought of his Jimmy now being a part of all that... it makes his blood boil. No, it makes feel green. No, it makes something ache in him, with a feeling he doesn't dare to name. Yeah. Something aches. And he doesn't want to name it.

Because Grian also knows it won't probably 'stop' with just Tango, Impulse and Zed. Zed and Beef still have a thing going on from time to time, and Beef is a curious guy, and Zed loves to share in that regard. With Beef will come the NHO, who still meet up for 'physical recreation' regularly, or xB, which will lead to Keralis and Xisuma- Grian knows it won't stop there. And something in him burns at the thought. Burns at the thought of everyone but him being like that with Jimmy. (Getting to love and cuddle and cherish Jimmy, hear his infectuous laugh, feel his beautiful golden wings, count all the stars in his eyes-)

So, yeah. Grian is frosty towards Impulse and Zed. Because he's jealousprotective of his good friend. That's all.

Meanwhile Jimmy, who has the fattest crush on Grian known to mankind, but is also very much in love with his boyfriends Tango, Impulse and Zed, and is also very interested in the other Hermits (look, Scar's got abs for days since he became HotGuy, Gem is so pretty Jimmy can't properly think, Xisuma has the cutest laugh around- what is a guy supposed to do?! Not be pining?!), is very conflicted. Grian seems angry at him. He glares at him ever since Double Life ended. Is he mad that Jimmy fell in love with Tango, a casual partner of Grian's? He doesn't want to upset Grian or cross boundaries. But Tango's so... amazing. And if Grian is upset, he can tell him! Why isn't Grian telling him? Why is hw sometimes glaring at him, but other times his usual loveable self? He doesn't want to lose Grian. He actually got way closer to Tango, Zed and Impulse (and Scar, a bit) because he's getting their help to confess to Grian. He fell for them along the way. But if Grian is mad at him... should he say anything?

There's a 3rd (6th? 7th?) Player neither Jimmy nor Grian know about. Or rather, two.

Xisuma and fWhip.

They're not blind. They're not stupid. They see how Grian and Jimmy look at each other. X knows Grian's jealousy patterns. (He is a bit possessive of his hermits.)

And both of them are about to lock them in a white room with obsidian blocks around them and an elder guardian nearby for mining fatigue just so those two would talk!

I mean, good heavens, even X and fWhip didn't take this long to get together!

Grian should've seen all of this coming. But even someone who watches a lot can be blind sometimes.

(Jimmy/Grian dymanic is so fascinating to me. I wanna study them. They bully each other. They love each other. They are each other's worst nightmares and their dreams. They are always around each other and you never know if they love it or hate it. Them.)

It makes Jimmy second-guess confessing to see Grian acting so cold to him. He can tell it's off-putting to the rest of ZIT, too. Zed and Impulse both seem nervous, whilst Tango is more grumpy than usual. Jimmy feels like he's tearing all these relationships apart because of his greed. It's awful!

Thankfully, it's before he's put plan 'run away and leave the server forever' into action that he finds himself in a room. With Grian. And no way out. They're both awkward with each other, neither knowing what to say. They look for a way out and can't find one. So they sit on opposite sides of the room with their arms crossed.

They finally start talking, and that finally brushes the topic of why Grian keeps avoiding Jimmy. Grian splutters, arguing that he hasn't, and Jimmy blurts back that Grian has, because it's making Jimmy scared to confess to him!

The silence that follows after that is incredibly loud. Quietly, Grian asks if Jimmy really means that. Jimmy says that he meant it, but he'd still like to confess if Grian doesn't hate him now.

When fWhip comes to let them out, he finds the pair cooing over each other and preening, wings fluttering happily as they nudge one another.

[skellymom]

"Redneck Doug's Bad Batch Family BBQ"

Cool divider by the talented @cafekitsune

Background: Bad Batch Family BBQ is crashed by Tech's crazy ex-wife. This one shot includes Maadienne "Mad Momma" my OC character from Vagabonds. This story takes place in the BB future when everyone is safe, settled down, and enemies can be friends (except for Hunter and Crosshair-they're family frenemies).

Word count: 2K

Warning: swearing, the "C" word, alcohol, sexual references, drunkenness, Crosshair being inappropriate with Hunter's wife (she no stand for it), Wrecker/Crosshair pyromania, Tech losing his temper/ vomiting, nasty/horrible ex-wife, messy family shenanigans.

This One Shot is based on Tumblr user @talesfrommedinastation post about their Redneck neighbor Doug who has a very fun take on the Batch. To read it (which will make everything in this story more understandable):

https://www.tumblr.com/talesfrommedinastation/727350948139302912/my-redneck-neighbor-dougs-interpretations-on?source=share

Mad heard the Batcher Brothers before they even turned into the driveway...well, at least Wrecker. Tech had driven his extremely quiet fully loaded Tesla. But Wrecker screamed down the dirt road in his “custom” painted LOLAMOBILE (Omega and “The Littles” did the custom work) with Down blasting at an ear shattering volume. He was kicking up dust like a desert storm. Crosshair was in the front seat and Echo holding on for dear life to the roll bars in the back. 

Mad met the brothers at the door to her and Hunter’s home. She and Hunter had been preparing a huge meal all morning for their family gathering. Hunter barbequed a huge side of pork to perfection and Mad heated up the kitchen with her famous delicious side dishes. She wore her comfy black cotton body hugging T-shirt dress and kitchen apron with the words “I poisoned your food” emblazoned on it. Her long undercut was braided with the end barely tickling the top of her butt. She was still fit after birthing 5 children with Hunter, just with a bit more curves and tattoos. Hunter lovingly referred to her as his “Big Tiddie Goth Momma.”  

The Brothers took turns entering their humble abode and greeting the hostess.  

Echo stepped in first, pecked Mad on the cheek, and gave her a bouquet of wildflowers and then handed over a box of Cinnabun toaster treats “This is for Omega. Tell my loveable smartass sister Toaster Strudel thought of her!” They both broke out in laughter. 

“I’ll give this to her when she comes back from the Tipoca City Mall on the Ocean. She took The Littles so Hunter and I could cook without them getting in our way.”  

Next was Wrecker, “Hey Julio, my big beefcake. How ya doin’? As he picked her up and hugged the total stuffing out of her with his huge arms.  

“OHHH Mad, thank you so much for feeding us! I NEVER leave your place hungry!!! Looking forward to those amazing biscuits you make.” He let go and handed her a huge tub of Mantell Mix. “For dessert!” 

“Thanks, Wrecker.” 

Then Crosshair, who removed the toothpick from his mouth to lean down and smootch Mad on the cheek...while grabbing a handful of her generous derriere, “Daddy Warcrimes has been looking forward to those ‘biscuits’, too.” 

Mad immediately slapped Cross upside the head with the kitchen towel that was slung over her shoulder “Hands off or I’ll Daddy Whip Your Ass!” 

“Whatever you say, Vixen” he winked and removed his hand. 

Hunter was used to his sibling pining after his wife since returning from Mount Tantiss. Crosshair could get any woman he wanted, and usually did. But he carried on like he really wanted Mad... or thought he did. She was more than Crosshair could handle, and Hunter liked it that way. Hunter and Mad were over the moon sweet on each other, even after being married all this time. 

“You look like Daddy Womp-Womp to me. Touch my wife again and I’ll snap your skinny ass in half like those Slim Jim’s you live on.” 

“Got your weekly shower I see Hunter. She must have felt randy today and wanted you sweet smelling.” 

“OH, KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO!!!  

Mad turned to see poor Tech standing silently in the doorway looking anxious and forlorn. He handed Mad his 6 pack of fancy IPA’s (he always brought his own booze and refused to drink anything else Hunter or Mad stocked) and a bottle of Mad’s favorite. “Oh honey, thank you!” She put her arm around Tech and led him into the house. Then put the alcohol on the counter. “I’m SO proud of you finally serving divorce papers to Laura. I know it was hard, but she’s not treated you well at all.” 

“Hunter, get everyone a drink, will ya?” She ran to the stove to stir the homemade Mac and Cheese. 

“I’m on it hon.” Catching a glimpse of her beautiful bottom jiggling as she sprinted across the kitchen. He shot a look at Crosshair with an antagonizing expression of “Mine, NOT yours”. Crosshair sneered back. 

Wrecker patted Tech on the back as the brothers sat down at the kitchen table with their drinks, “So ya FINALLY did it! You’re free!!!” Tech flinched and looked guilty. 

“About time!” Added Echo 

“Hated that crazy bitch Laura” Crosshair squinted while inserting a fresh toothpick into his mouth. 

“Oof, she made everyone else around her miserable, too” Hunter put his hand up to his head, like the mere thought of Laura was giving him a migraine. 

“OH GAWD...remember when she nearly ruined Rex and Ashoka’s wedding?” Mad gestured to Tech with potholders before checking on the biscuits, “Had to get nasty jealous when all you did was say ‘Hi’ to Phee Genoa during the reception.” 

“Ashoka using the Force to shut her ass up. That was GOLD!” Echo threw his head back and laughed. 

“Well, no matter. Better fish in the sea. You know Phee asks about you all the time when I’m at my Ladies Group...so I invited them over tonight.” Mad winked at Tech and bent over to pull out the biscuits. 

Crosshair craned his neck hoping to see Mad’s shirt dress ride up her thigh. 

Hunter punched his brother in the arm. 

“Oww, FUCK Hunter!” 

“HAAA, caught ya lookin!” Wrecker gleefully pushed Cross back into Hunter, who gleefully punched his brother in the arm again and sent him back towards Wrecker. Cross managed to stay in his chair but lost his toothpick. 

“The whole Group is coming...The Martez Sisters...” Mad wasn’t even paying attention to the shit going on at the table. 

“YEAH! My honeys!!!” Wrecker grabbed Cross and shook him in excitement. 

“You’re spilling my beer, Wrecker!” Crosshair pushed Wrecker away. 

“...Fennec Shand...” Cross stopped. Mad had gotten his attention. They liked to talk guns, plus Cross thought she was a hot little honey. 

“…mmm...and Riyo Chuchi.” Echo grinned, tipped back the chair, and crossed his arms behind his head. 

Tech didn’t look excited at all. He was unnaturally quiet and halfway through his second IPA already. Not a fast drinker and it seemed like he was sucking them down tonight. 

“Ok, sides are done. You boys go out and start up the bonfire, it’ll be dark soon and the ladies should be arriving.” 

Wrecker got up and hurried toward the door, excited to set something on fire. Crosshair followed him. “I’ll make sure they don’t set fire to the backyard...again.” Echo promised as the screen door slammed shut. 

Hunter got up from the table and looked at Tech. He had peeled the label off the now empty second bottle of IPA. “What’s up? You’re not usually like this.” 

Tech barely looked at his brother, attempted to say something, “...nothing!” He ignored the rest of his fancy beers, grabbed the full bottle of Jack Daniels, and sprinted out the back door. 

Mad and Hunter looked at each other. Tech was acting strange and extremely out of character. He almost looked scared. 

Hunter walked over and embraced Mad, “Man, Laura did a number on him. Glad I don’t have that problem.” 

“Yeah, not into yelling at my hubby. But I WILL punish you accordingly if you’re bad” Mad sassed.  

“Oh, I’ve been SO bad” Hunter growled and nipped at Mad’s neck while squeezing her bum. 

Mad growled back and was about to give Hunter a huge passionate kiss when a small, controlled explosion rocked the house...followed by Wrecker wooping loudly.  

“For KRIFF SAKE! NOT AGAIN!!!” Hunter let go of Mad and ran outside. Mad decided to wait on bringing the food out and survey the damage. 

Apparently, Wrecker had found Omega’s four-wheeler gasoline can, emptied it onto the fire pit, and Crosshair climbing the old Oak tree across the yard decided to show off. He shot into the pit from 40 feet up and several yards over to start the fire. Echo was mortified and immediately apologized when Hunter ran out of the house. 

“It’s ok brother. At least they contained the fire and didn’t burn down my shed...again.” 

The timing was perfect, as The Ladies Group screeched up to the house in a modified topless Humvee. 

Fennec, Riyo, Phee, and the Martez Sisters descended on the backyard inferno whooping and hollering in excitement. They brought booze, music, and a large sheet cake. 

Phee made a beeline for Tech, who was now sitting on a plastic lawn chair dangerously near the fire and getting clearly inebriated on the Jack. The alcohol and heat made him sweat, and he uncharacteristically shed his whole shirt (a very expensive one) ...which was now burning in the bonfire. So now he was shirtless AND drunk. 

“Hey Brown Eyes” Phee regarded Tech with interest. She had never seen him like this. He looked slightly scared but working on being drunkenly feral. 

Phee opened her mouth to speak again to get Tech’s attention, but was cut off... 

“I HAVE A CONFUSION TO MAKE!” Tech slurred loudly. He had everyone’s full attention. 

“Huh? What did he say???” Wrecker looked around for clarity. 

Echo translated, “I think he has a confession to make.” 

Tech pointed at Echo then comically pointed at his nose. 

“I LLIED ABOUT SERVICING DIVORSH PAPERTHS TO LAURA LAST WEEK. DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLTHS. OH MAKER...” Tech tipped Jack Daniels back and chugged another third of it down. 

“Shit, I didn’t expect dinner AND a show!” Crosshair leaned back in a large sprawling settee with a shit eating grin. 

“Shut up Cross! What do you mean Tech? Hunter inquired. “So, you didn’t serve the papers at all, and she doesn’t know you want a divorce? How did she let you come here by yourself if you’re both still together??” 

“OH...MY TIMING...” Tech looked up at Phee with total drunken embarrassment. 

“Come on honey, you can say it” Mad tried to coax Tech to get to the point. 

“You got this Brown Eyes” Phee smiled at Tech with reassurance. 

Tech tipped back the Jack and downed several gulps. He was applying liquid courage. He was sweating like a mad man. 

“I FFINALLY DIDIT THIS WEEK...” 

“When???” Wrecker threw up his hands. He couldn’t stand the suspense! 

“ABOUTH AND HOUR AGOO.” 

And that is when everyone at the party heard the angry roar of a Hyundai Kia approaching at top speed towards the house.  

“Oh, this is getting good” Crosshair cracked a cold one and waited for all Hell to break loose. Fennec slid in next to him on the settee, stole his bottle, took a swig and handed it back. Her eyes locked on the epic clusterfuck that was to unfold. Laura’s bitchiness was legendary in the Batcher Circle.  

“I’M STHO FUCKED!” Tech screamed 

The Kia skidded to a dramatic stop next to the Humvee, the driver’s door thrown open, Laura emerged with hateful toxic fury, screaming at the top of her lungs as she advanced upon the party. A skinny, overly processed blond, overly make upped, overly augmented, hateful harpy of a woman. “RYAN! (her despicable pet name for Tech). RYAN, YOU FUCKING USELESS TIT OF A MAN! YOU CAN’T PULL THIS SHIT ON ME! WHERE ARE YOU?” 

Echo grabbed Riyo and led her away from Laura’s path. The Martez Sister’s weren’t so lucky as Laura slapped the sheet cake from their hands and it hit the ground. Wrecker was offended at the total waste of cake and the treatment of His Honey’s. “Eyyy, what the fuck, Laura!”  

Brave Hunter stepped in front of Laura and put his hand up in protest “Now Laura...” 

She slapped his hand away, “GET FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SKEEZY REDNECK BASTARD!” 

“OH NO, YOU DON’T DO MY MAN LIKE THAT!” Mad ran up on Laura, but Hunter was faster. He picked up Mad and threw her over his shoulder walking away “Nope, we aren’t doing this tonight.” 

Then Laura noticed Phee Genoa standing there next to Tech and she totally lost her shit, “OH, SO YOU’RE LEAVING ME FOR HER? HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING HER SINCE THAT REXSHOKA WEDDING???” Tech sat there mortified to be accused of infidelity. He kept silently nodding no over and over while Laura screeched at him.  

“JUST AS WELL, I’M LEAVING YOU FOR ADMIRAL RAMPART. HE’S BETTER THAN YOU, FUCKING RYAN-FROM-ACCOUNTING!!!”   

Tech took another few swigs from the bottle, stood up, swayed a bit, then with the fury of a man who had been kicked too many times, slammed the Jack into the bonfire. There was a sound of glass breaking and the fire roared up as the rest of the alcohol ignited. The fire reflected in his glasses, totally hiding his eyes. He was wet with sweat and his hair was an unruly mess. His chest, since it was bare, and close to the fire was red hot. Tech advanced on Laura with rage from years of abuse and seeing her treat his family and friends so horribly. 

“YESTH I FUCKING SERVICED YOUTHE PAPERSS, YOU FUCKIN HORRIBL CUNT! COULDNOT STAND ANOVER DAY WIF YOU! RUMPFART CAN HAF YU!!! The last sentence was right in Laura’s face, and she got the brunt of Tech’s drunken breath. She reeled back, but Tech advanced on her. He obviously wasn’t done, either. He pointed his index finger at Laura, poking her sharply in the chest, “I DIVORTH YOU!” Poke. “I DIVORTH YOU! Poke. “I DIVORTH YOU! Poke. She kept backing up with each poke. “BEGONE YU VILE BEASTH! FUCK OFTH TO TH DEPFTHS OF HELL YU COME FRUM!!! 

Tech stood there looking Laura right in the eye. She had never seen him stand up to her like this. 

“BY THEWAY...” he swayed unsteadily “...MY NAME ISSNOT RYAN. ITS TEEEECBLAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!” Tech projectile vomited violently upon Laura.  

There was a collective gasp from the group. Then everyone started laughing.  

Tech still wasn’t done. He vomited a second time on Laura’s expensive heels for good measure. 

“This is fucking GOLD!” Crosshair smiled, threw his arm around Fennec and pulled her close. This barbeque was going down in Batcher history as LEGENDARY! 

Laura, thoroughly disgusted, screamed, cried, and made her way to her Kia. She got in and tore away from the scene narrowly sideswiping a red Jeep Cherokee that was coming down the road. 

The Jeep Cherokee carefully pulled into the driveway and parked. Omega and The Littles emerged and walked down to the bonfire.  

“Some crazy driver almost wrecked us!”   

Hunter replied, “Yeah, that was Laura.” 

“Glad we missed her” 

“She’s a BITCH!” The littlest little chirped 

Hunter sternly corrected his youngest “Language, young man!” 

(NOTE: I heavily considered Phee just pounding Laura into the pavement. But then, I thought Tech needed to take a stand for himself...even if he needed the help of Jack Daniels).

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hii i don't know anything about the show you just reblogged but the two girls at the front have malvie hair colors and that has colored me interested! what's the show about?

Hi Anon! 💕 If you're a Descendants enjoyer, I think Supernatural Academy would be right up your alley. The two girls are twin wolf shifter sisters and technically the main characters, but their friend group (found family) plays a big role, as well. All of their friends are incredibly loveable, but I have a soft spot for their canon aspec nonbinary faerie friend, Jae. 🥰

I don't want to spoil anything, so I will just say the plot begins with the twins meeting for the first time. One has been raised in the human world, not knowing who she really is, and the other has been raised in the hidden supernatural world. They soon discover the secrets of their past and the role they're destined to play in an ancient prophecy.

It looks like a kids show at a glance, but it's actually TV-14 so they're allowed to swear and show some blood, which is always fun lol. The queer rep is really good and handled well, and even though the twins have the expected male love interests, those relationships are actually pretty sweet.

So, if you're looking for something cute and fantastical with some good old cliches that feel fresher for the queer rep and that you can binge watch in a day (16 episodes, 30 minutes each), I highly recommend Supernatural Academy.

It grows on you quickly, trust me. I started it thinking it would just be some silly time killer, but the characters reeled me right in. If you decide to watch it, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! 💖

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okay so i haven't watched in MONTHS but i saw those super bowl commercials with max so i am back baby, let's gooo!

✧ fire country - season one, episodes 13 - 22 reactions below the cut ✧

✧ fire country - season one, episode 13 reaction ✧

• man i love vince

• also i do not like this probie, the vibes are off

• OF COURSE this dumb bitch is chained to a tree and there's a forest fire

• oh fun bode just heard jake ask to be sharon's donor

• i get that he asked so bode doesn't have to go back to prison & leave sharon again

• but i 100% understand why bode is pissed, he wants to do this for his mom so badly

• oh yay, fire's here

• "i don't care about the save, it's about them, not me"

• this dumb girl is gonna be bode's voice of reason, isn't she?

• they're taking bode chicken for his birthday 🥹

• and sharon and vince were bringing him a cake 🥹

• "is that a chicken?" LOL i love vince

• jake's here too 🥹

• i'm not crying, you are

• look at gabs and manny & bode and jake talking things out

• "i just want her to live, doesn't matter who saves her"

• and more tears

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 14 reaction ✧

• "i look like the mattress king" lmaoooo vince

• "you are the mattress king of this house" okay sharon, okay

• rebecca girl you gotta chill

• lmao not bode just standing there talking to gabs while rebecca loads up the sand bags

• alright, what's gonna pop off at this fair?

• gonna be something crazy because these poor people can't ever have a semi normal day

• what a dick

• what'd i say? something crazy

• and THIS is EXACTLY why i do not ride any kind of fair/carnival ride

• oh god that poor kid

• oh great, where is this asshole's kid?

• manny baby, you gotta chill too

• gabs needs help :(

• 29 out of 30

• oh god that kid was on the ride, wasn't he?

• is bode gonna be the one to find this kid?

• i knew bode was gonna find this kid

• jake got approved 🥹

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 15 reaction ✧

• excuse me WHAT

• oh yay, shar is DNR

• oh good lord

• shar is having surgery and gets taken out by a tree

• can my man bode please have a normal chill day for once in his life???

• look at jakey being all grown and loveable when i used to want to fight him every time he was on screen

• if bode can't save eve it's going to WRECK him

• someone is obviously gonna die in this episode

• who's it gonna be? eve? rebecca?

• it sure as hell better not be sharon

• WHO IS GONNA DIE

• it's gonna be rebecca, isn't it?

• i swear to y'all right now if shar dies i'm done watching for another several months

• what no

• i had a feeling rebecca was for sure dying but

• WHAT THE FUCK is going on with jake

• bode baby don't do it

• oh thank god jake's okay

• but shar didn't get her kidney :(

• he just wanted to help shar

• brb am crying

• and now manny is being investigated for arson??

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 16 reaction ✧

• eve and bode are going through it and i hate it

• this probie is weird as hell

• "you keep my name out of your google search"

• get him jake

• this fire is insane

• i just know some crazy shit going to pop off

• this hotshot superintendent is a dick

• so manny is in the clear, thanks @ god

• "we believe the arsonists is a firefighter"

• and they believe it's someone at 42???

• how do they know that though???

• show me the evidence

• OH SHIT

• this man and his need to save lives is SO hot but he's STRESSING me out

• oh great bode's gonna stay, fantastic

• daddy vince being a badass is my favorite

• bode is such a good firefighter

• man i love these leone men

• alright who the fuck is starting fires

• dickhead superintendent hotspot redemption

• 5th grade jake purposely set his bedroom on fire

• i feel like this is not a good thing to admit to the probie???

• oh great all the evidence points to jake and shar knows he's started a fire before

• this is not a good look

• but i feel like he's innocent???

• like my head is screaming at me that it's the probie

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 17 reaction ✧

• is jake really an arsonist?

• i will throw a fit

• is this show really gonna go that route?

• not shar trying to keep this whole arson thing from vince but him hearing the whole conversation

• okay jake is being weird and this is not a good look

• nah see this is why i don't think it's jake

• this probie showing up to a fire when he's not even on shift??? because he was close???

• he's a little too eager which makes him SUSPICIOUS

• good lord jake just tell everyone why you were in drake county

• yes gabs you throw that ladder baby

• oh shit the ammo in the fire is going off

• girl your house is on fire, why are you standing that close to it???

• THE PROBIE TOLD SNOW

• i KNEW jake telling him was a bad idea

• i'm telling y'all now this probie is setting fires and framing jake

• nah i don't like probie going into this house with jake

• I KNEW THE VIBES WERE OFF WITH THIS PROBIE

• bode out here solving crimes and shit

• oh fun, jake is trapped

• "why can't anybody in this family just stay out of it?" lmao i love vince

• I KNEW IT WAS THE PROBIE

• this kid is a fucking psycho

• damn jake is going through it too

• he tracked down his secret brother to see if he could match with shar for a kidney 🥹

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 18 reaction ✧

• B is up for parole already?

• please free my boy

• manny is doing everything he can to make sure bode gets paroled 🥹

• that redheaded lady wants manny so bad, girl me too

• something terrible is about to happen to this party bus full of kids, isn't it?

• jake and eve are at each other's throats rn

• y'all babes gotta chill out

• oh good lord of course this train is gonna hit the party bus

• oh hey kane brown 😍

• fire camp or no fire camp, bode is one hell of a firefighter

• the way this man takes charge 😮‍💨

• eve baby you gotta calm down

• listen i know manny doesn't want anything to jeopardize his chance at parole but he's gotta chill and let bode help

• oh good lord what's on the train???

• is this train going to explode???

• because a train crashing into a prom party bus just isn't enough drama???

• now we add in JET FUEL???

• oh good lord

• that was close, lil too close

• eve baby, take your leave please

• oh shit i forgot about the backpack

• and of course it's full of money

• if this leads to bode not getting parole i stg

• why would you keep a sibling a secret from you kids??? wild

• okay manny get it

• gabs y'all are all alone in the forest and you're not trying to climb that man like a tree???

• eve baby :(

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 19 reaction ✧

• oh great

• this guy is not gonna be good for fire camp

• i do not like this sleeper guy at all

• if this guy ruins B's chance at parole omg

• what da hell is this weird place

• a root fire???

• can we ever just give these poor people a simple little fire where everyone is not in immediate danger for once???

• if bode keeping this kid being high a secret costs him parole i will RIOT

• "dmv opens at 8" lmao I love shar

• oh god that poor woman

• dude this kid was pretty much dying and sleeper comes over and suddenly he's all better???

• how did this trash ass man get into fire camp???

• i really do not like this guy

• bode and freddy have been friends since the beginning and this guy shows up and ruins it???

• nah, fuck that

• eve baby :(

• that fight between freddy and bode was fake??? give those men an oscar cause for sure thought it was real

• bode wants to take down sleeper before he leaves fire camp

• i'm telling y'all if this man doesn't get parole i stg

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 20 reaction ✧

• honestly fuck this sleeper guy bc bringing drugs to fire camp is dangerous for SO many reasons

• like the drugs in general are dangerous but these men are firefighters

• high firefighters??? their lives are already in danger but add in being high and that level of danger is infinitely higher

• oh cool, yes let's beat bode up

• this man wants gabs BAD

• let's goooo, eve and jake are teaming up to help freddy get released

• oh fun, uncle luke is here

• lmao they did not name the trucks bertha and lucille

• "don't ever threaten my people" GET HIM BODE

• OF COURSE there are people in the mine

• what the hell

• DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

• i can not stand this man

• oh yay there are a bunch of kids trapped in there

• and eve & jake are off to save the day

• bode baby you gotta tell cap about the drugs, get the hell outta fire camp & live your life

• awesome they're out of supply line & the kids are yelling for help in the distance

• i absolutely do not like this whole mine rescue situation

• deep in this mine and we're having a diabetic emergency, fun times

• vince cheated on sharon after riley died???

• but why is papa leone yelling about it on his hospital room right now omg

• fantastic now eve, jake & the kids are trapped in this mine

• did this stupid mother fucker hide his stash in bode's stuff? or freddy's stuff?

• i'm going to lose my mind

• this mine situation is stressing me tf out

• GET HIM SHAR 👏🏼

• vince only kissed another woman? papa leone made it sound SO much worse

• are they gonna get freddy out?? 🥺

• vince and jake making up 🥺

• gabs now is not the time for you sneak up on bode omg

• gabs out here being bode's voice of reason 🥹

• but i have a realllll bad feeling about how this gonna play for bode

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 21 reaction ✧

• bode baby please focus on your parole hearing and not those assholes

• i know it's gonna be a process after fire camp but i genuinely cannot wait to see bode working cal fire with his family

• OVER 2 YEARS TO OVERTURN FREDDY'S CONVICTION!?!?

• you idiots can't fight fires to the best of your ability if you're using

• bode essentially saved your lives

• pull your head out of your asses and realize that

• nozzle started the backfire??? of course they did

•i have suddenly decided i do not like faye

• "how are you feeling?" gabs baby that man does not look good at all

• eve baby, you gotta tell freddy the truth

• yeah i do not like faye

• here we go, these nozzle idiots are about to make this so much worse

• what'd i say???

• "my parents" MY HEART

• lol man is bleeding out and still wants a picture with kyle

• freddy is gonna finish his sentence before the conviction can be overturned???

• i know this is a tv show but the justice system really is FUCKED

• man i feel so bad for freddy :(

• these idiots are really trying to escape???

• bode baby i love how much you love helping people but can you please not run off right now??? and freddy too???

• if he doesn't make parole because of this, i'm going to LOSE it

• GET HER SHAR

• "FIVE UNACCOUNTED FOR THREE ROCK FIREFIGHTERS" i'm gonna throw up

• nooooooo, oscar died

• i'm not crying, you are

• this is so sad 😭😭😭

• oh thank god bode was right, they didn't escape

• but they're in this house on fire with no hoses

• i am STRESSED

• can we not have a family reunion IN the fire? please take it outside fellas

• the way it just started pouring rain, and ccr started playing has me in tears lmao

• BYE FAYE

• "yeah, i want him by my side" me too vince, me too

• sacramento calling???

• THAT IS NOT SACRAMENTO

• what the hell

• "i'm not happy" go get your man gabs

• "i can't wait another day, bode"

• GET IT GIRL, GET IT

• it's truly insane that she managed to wait this long because LOOK AT THAT MAN

• FAILED HIS DRUG TEST!?!?

• WHAT THE FUCK

• i'm gonna throw up

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 22 reaction ✧

• this man has not be using so what the fuck???

• he's still up for parole???

• oh god, i'm already stressed

• manny baby, you gotta calm down and believe your boy

• "you still haven't told him" TOLD HIM WHAT LUKE

• lol i love eve and jake

• why don't they just test bode again at his parole hearing???

• can we get to the parole hearing because i am stressed

• OH GOD NO, not a mudslide

• and cookie and the baby were in it? fantastic

• investigating three rock??? bitch for WHAT

• oh god this man put his son in the fridge to save him but what if they can't find him in time???

• oh dear god

• so much is happening

• i am stressed the fuck out

• and freddy is about to realize cookie and the baby are here

• oh god

• i refuse to believe this man used, REFUSE

• oh great, that wasn't even the right fridge

• this is a mess

• "we kind of wanted to tell you together" TELL US WHAT LUKE

• is cookie gonna be okay??? i'm stressed

• WAIT A MINUTE

• is uncle luke gonna donate a kidney to shar???

• is that why we're being secretive???

• he is gonna donate his kidney 🥹

• that little "hello" 😭

• oh thank god he's still alive in there

• OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN WITH THE MUDSLIDE

• i'm gonna throw up

• this is too stressful

• eve, jake & that little boy are are okay

• now where the hell are freddy, cookie & bode

• brb am crying

• oh thank god they're all okay

• "i'm proud of you mijo"

• brb crying again

• HOLY SHIT

• bode might have a kid????

• what the actual fuck is happening right now

• i'm gonna throw up

• bode what the fuck

• WHAT THE FUCK

• no way in hell is that true, he lied so freddy could get out

• i'm PISSED but i love this man and how he protects his people

• also fuck this mel bitch, i don't like her

• i'm sad

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season 2, episode 1 reaction post coming SOON!!!!

[dragonmuse]

Could I possibly see any of the Faiths with feels like I'm falling Pete?

This is so freakin' cute, of course you can. Let's go with Have a Little Faith. I think they'd love to meet up.

They're sitting on a couch together, amorphous, but comfortable, facing each other. Faith is sitting criss cross, chin on her fist and smiling.

Faith: Ok, ok, so you proposed to him first?

Pete: I did! And I thought it would be a big surprise and he totally knew, the sneak.

Faith: Awful. *laughs*

Pete: Was it romantic for you? I mean you guys were kids.

Faith: It wasn't really a proposal. It was like a...mmm... an agreement. We both knew we were going to stay together. He was sweet about it.

Pete: I cannot imagine teenage Izzy being sweet.

Faith: He had his moments! I think looking back, we were both just really scared most of the time. Being with each other made everything less scary.

Pete: Oh yeah, I get that. I'm not scared of much, but it's hard to be freaked out when he's sleeping next to me. He's scarier than anything that's breaking down the door. And..I dunno. I hope I make him less scared too.

Faith: I bet you do. Oh! And Lucius helps.

Pete: Yeah, always does. Even when he's just around.

Faith: I like him a lot. I'm really glad he's got both of you.

Pete: Aw. wow. That means a lot. I know he'd be happier if he hadn't lost you though.

Faith: What's happier, you know? I mean, sure it sucks that I died there. *does bother her, but hey, she's alive, so* But he got to live this whole beautiful life with the you instead.

Pete: But he's happy with you, isn't he?

Faith: Yes, I think so. We work at it. Probably would've made more sense for us to go our separate ways, at least that's what people love to tell us. But I love him.

Pete: He's ridiculously loveable for someone that's so cranky all the time.

Faith: It's hard to take that seriously when he's making you dinner and rubbing your feet and asking about your day.

Pete: Exactly! He's all 'Pete, shut the fuck up, I'm begging you' meanwhile he's packing me dinner and asking me follow up questions. How am I supposed to stop talking when he keeps listening like he's interested?

Faith: He doesn't swear at me. He knows better.

Pete: ....wow okay, so you figured out the Lucius energy then. I'm not like that.

Faith: Why not?

Pete: I kind of like him being crabby and bitching at me. It's cute.

Faith: It doesn't hurt your feelings?

Pete: Once and a while, but then he feels terrible and he's all over me for days, so it evens out. Mostly though it's funny as hell.

Faith: He lets you laugh at him?

Pete: Oh yeah. I think it's our love language. Lucius keeps saying something about love languages anyway and when I said that he didn't correct me, so I figure I'm right.

Faith: *grinning* You are totally right. I laugh at him too sometimes. These days, he usually laughs with me though.

*They both wake up in very good moods and all Izzy's get extra kisses to their vast confusion.*

[vegasandhishedgehog]

Finally answering this because I was tagged by @oswlld @shubaka @loveable-sea-lemon and @kissporsche all at once lmao

3 ships

VegasPete (KinnPorsche) - I cannot get over these two and if I do assume I had a severe concussion

KimChay (KinnPorsche) - also cannot get over them

ToddBlack (Not Me) - what do you mean they're not canon? Sing Harit literally told me they were

First ship

Johnlock........ (Marge Simpson hiding.gif)

Last song

Ride 4 U - Kang Daniel (I'm seeing him in a week!!!!!!!!!)

Last movie

Shit, I totally sat myself down to watch something specifically because my brain had been nagging me to finally see it. What was it.

OH IT WAS THE SOCIAL NETWORK

Currently reading

Okay, I'm terrible about never reading anything but I have a tab open to @blackwatervial 's cyberpunk VegasPete fic and I SWEAR i am going to read it!!!!!!

Currently watching

A Boss and a Babe

Bed Friend

Midnight Museum

Until We Meet Again

Unidentified Mysterious Girlfriend

Currently craving

Those baked avocados with salmon and egg that Tops makes in Ingredients. And I plan on making them today!

Tagging @davincsoo @agendratum @liyazaki @justafriend-ql @just-slightly-chayotic @jeffbiblesupremacy @jeffoff

[a-tear-in-space]

Hey guys my autism is hitting hard rn so let me ramble about just HOW GOOD mystery incorporated was

With most Scooby Doo installments, we see a typical pattern of the gang moving around various towns/cities/etc with no real purpose except solving mysteries wherever they are, with next to none of the mysteries they solve linking to eachother, with the characters staying pretty much the same throughout the series - Fred as the trap-loving leader, Daphne being your typical pretty girl fussing about her hair and appearance, Velma being the book nerd and Shaggy and Scooby being the gluttonous, cowardly, yet loveable characters that we know.

Mystery Incorporated actually followed a consistent plotline, with a big mystery linking everything together - Nibiru, Professor Pericles and the OG Mystery Gang, stuff like that. On top of that, throughout the series we see the members of the gang go through several layers of development and challenges that change their perspective of things, with this being most prominent in Fred. He turns from an oblivious idiot only focused on traps to someone that genuinely improves, becoming a stronger person and dealing with massive blows one after another. Boom, the man he thought was his dad was the freak of crystal cove. Boom, his parents are not dead. Boom, they're evil. And he gets through it all as the leader of the Scooby Gang.

And OH MY GOD, the abomination that is Velma REALLY needed to take notes from the way Mystery Inc executed itself. While Velma's plotline was rushed, shittily done and full of crappy blood and gore and swearing and stuff, Mystery Inc had a genuine plotline that involved a real mystery that changed the very core of the world, which culminated in the world being overrun by ancient evils and the evil entity possessing the crap out of Professor Pericles and eating the majority of crystal cove. And yeah, one could argue that the climax of the finale wasn't that great with the whole "everything just resets" shtick that we all know and passively love/hate, but the events leading up to it? Mwah. It just shows that you don't need to be over the top with gore, swearing and drugs to make an actually good series adults can watch. Tbh I feel like that can be said for a LOT of modern media but I refuse to get into that.

Apologies if this makes no sense I just had to ramble autistically for a while lmao

[fairyofshampgyu]

IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING CONCEPT TEASERS . Okay.

Im gonna peg them all in the forest I'm sawry yes ALL of them like every single one of them none of them are safe from me they're so soft and pretty and loveable and LIKE AKDJKAKS

- a very fucking feral sweetiehyuka

LIT ER RALLY SAME 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ CAN’T DO THIS NO MORE

I NEED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF THEM IN THAT FOREST

LIKE LOOK AT THEM ALL.

I NEED TO FUCK YOU ALL. THEY JUST LOOK LIKE SUCH SLUTS ITS NOT FAIR. I am also feral atm. Someone needs to write this or something or I swear 😩

THE GLITTER PN THEIR EXPOSED BODIES SO PRETTY