#they're also insane which is why shouta is Like That

[teatitty]

Title/Link: Rainy Days, Umbrella Conspiracy Rating: Gen Pairing: Aizawa Shouta/Yamada Hizashi, Aizawa Shouta & Aizawa Shouta's Family Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Romance, Getting Together, siblings being siblings, Shouta has two mom's fuck you, Dorks In Love, Highschool Era Word Count: 4.9K

Summary/Preview:

“Does your crush like music?” Mother asks. Shouta puts his chopsticks down. “We’re not doing this,” he says, standing up from the table with a clatter. “I’m going to my room.” “Sit down,” Mama says sternly. Shouta scowls at Sayuri and sits back down. Shoko, the only family he has left in these trying times, makes eye contact with him from across the table. Shouta hopes his pleading look is enough to put her on his side. “It’s the blondie, isn’t it?” “I’m going to kill you,” Shouta says, with feeling.

A/N: I finally did soft silly romance for the first time in forever are you proud of me lets go for my small wins

[frankenfic]

prompt #3

genre(s): boku no hero academia and harry potter

mc: preferably aizawa lol

setting: hogwarts

hp x bnha crossover bc we seriously need more of those, and aizawa's my favorite so:

there's a threat against hogwarts, one they've never faced before and never thought they would have to face, not since (eastern asia? i think the shiny baby was from china) was hidden from the rest of the world after quicks started to appear in people.

(this "hiding" was actually done by wizards who were worried about the statute of secrecy and sorta kinda viewed people with quirks as some sort of magical creature and so they not only helped hide them but also made the outside muggles forget they ever existed—and the hiding works similar to grimmauld place and hogwarts and the leaky cauldron and all that.)

but now a villain (villains?) had "escaped" and joined the death eaters (why? idk—yet) and bc quirks (wizards call people with quirks "quirks" maybe? idk) are immune to magic (bc i said so the sake of the crossover) they (dumbledore, the reckless bastard that he is—the Order's words, not mine) decide to get into contact with eastern asia for the first time since they were hidden away, and get in contact with some leaders or some shit (i don't know how the gov't in bnha works) and they agree to send someone.

specifically, they send the one person who is immune to both magic and quirks—the beautiful bastard himself,

♡ aizawa shouta ♡

and perhaps they send one more person bc maybe they aren't sure that the villain's/villains' quirk even is erasable, or it might be one of those physical quirks aizawa can't erase, and so they choose to send someone who they trust to be able to handle any quirk that aizawa can't.

the most obvious person for this choice to me seems to be all might, but hizashi should also be good. :)

but if we do choose all might then the next question is which all might—as in from what time? it has to be before you-know-what happened (spoiler?).

but the main issues here are

a. the secret identity issue—but it's not like the wizards are gunna go tattling, right? but the villains might...BUT. if we go with younger yagi before he was injured by all for one and became all emanciated and everything, he didn't look that different in his true form?? so it wouldn't be an issue, would it??? but i kind of want him to be in the emanciated form for the fic...it has...personality...hmm...

b. his time limit. which i don't really think would even be an issue really while he's there, bc he's only gunna need to be in his "flexing" form when he's fighting potential villains, and i sincerely doubt he's gunna need more than three hours or whatever.

if anything, i think the time limit would actually help?? bc like...he can only do hero work for like three hours, so maybe?? the hero agencies and shit figure they can like?? spare him?? for however many months?? maybe they have their own portel person who they figure they can send to get him if need be in emergencies...

...but, then again...he's the symbol of peace. how can he be a symbol of peace and a reason for the bad guys to not do bad guy things, when he's not even on the same continent????

you know what. maybe toshinori is too complicated. let's just go with hizashi.

oh, and i can't believe i almost forgot: aizawa shouta (and yamada as well) as especially good choices to go to hogwarts to protect against these mystery "quirks" bc they have experience teaching as actual high school teachers, so ofc their guard duty is gunna double as them being transfer students teachers from a prestigious academy in that continent we tried to shove under the rug and pretend didn't exist for the last i don't know many years (eastern?) asia (japan? we can just pretend for the sake of the au that that shiny baby first appeared in japan instead of china).

and also the mutant gene or whatever that caused quirks to start developing was isolated before it could spread when they hid away the country/continent/whatever, which is why people with quirks ("quirks," as the wiz-people call them) never appeared outside the whatever-place.

also also in case it wasn't clear wiz-peoples hold the same prejudice against "quirks" as they do centaurs and giants and mermaids and so on, where they view them as magical "beasts" instead of rantional people—but this view is not shared by everyone!! mostly just the racist people, like umbridge!!

although most wiz-people probably fear "quirks" bc all they really know about them is that they have these insane abilities and are immune to (offensive?) magic.

so. no defense? scary.

but hermione probably knows there's nothing to fear—she probably found the one book in hogwarts from before the quirks were hidden away, that talks about them w/o being insanely prejudiced.

and last but not least, i know what you're thinking: didn't yagi spend time in 'merica?? yes. yes be did.

in this au people are allowed to travel to different countries, but it's extremely restricted and no...ahem, fraternization...is allowed. otherwise they risk spreading the mutant "quirk" gene and rendering the whole hiding-an-entire-whatever-away-for-years-and-years-and-years thing totally null and void. pointless.

and that'd just be annoying.

p.s. i can't stop imaging the professors' and order members' reactions to him, they're gunna hate his "laziness" and shoddy appearance him so much.

it'll be hilarious.