#theyre always like oouggh widdle omeger needs penis and all these suave and in-control alphas will take care of his penis problem
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Ive said it a million times omegaverse power dynamics are worthless uninspired and boring— HOLY CRAP hes standing on a branch like a real bird ...
#Listen to my problems#theyre always like oouggh widdle omeger needs penis and all these suave and in-control alphas will take care of his penis problem#like have you ever considered that alphers in heat lose 100% of their brain function because they need hole#and they will straight up turn into monsters for no reason. like i WILL be taking you away even if my apartment is shitty and if i had the#hand eye coordination i will tie you to my bed but ill just have to settle for fucking you until you cant walk#anyone who looks at you will be killed by me. i cannot stop starting fights because im convinced they want you (and they do ! because youre#irresistable) and i will go out and buy you the biggest food bundles ever because i cant cook right now and when i go out im a public menace#because i can only think and talk about you and all my friends hate me for this but they also hate me because i wont let them fuck you#if we go out im going to be clutching you to me and growling at everybody in a ten meter radius because i need to hide you away NOW lets#have a date in this dark cave where nobody can find you and also lets have sex please please please please please im so in love with you i#need you to bear my pups PLEASE give birth right now i dont care that youre not pregnant we have to start a family NOW im gonna be the best#dad ever you wont even have to get out of bed speaking of beds lets have sex#alphas CANNOT share they cannot cooperate. no matter how charming and leaderlike they are outside a rut they lose all ability when its matin#season. gotta become the stupidest motherfucker alive and get fired from my job because when my mate kicks me out the house im not going to#work im buying bedsheets and pillows and chocolates and fast food#you get it.
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