Thiam and incorrect quotes generator
Theo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Liam: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Theo: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Liam: Is it working?
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Theo: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Liam: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Theo, already taking off their clothes: God, Liam, you’re so fucking stupid.
(this is literally canon help😭)
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Theo: I think we should kiss.
Liam: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
(i take it back. THIS is canon. literally them in season 6)
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Liam: Are you trying to seduce me?
Theo: Why, are you seducible?
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Liam: You have to apologize to them Theo.
Theo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Theo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Liam: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Theo: ...
Theo: You mean ring bearER, right?
Liam: ...
Theo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Liam: I have feelings for you.
Theo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Theo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Liam: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Theo: You look good in that hoodie.
Liam: You know where else I'd look good?
Theo, zero hesitation: My bed.
Liam, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Theo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Liam: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Im dying right now. why is this so fucking accurate
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TEEN WOLF INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1
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Liam: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Stiles: Just rip the bandage off.
Liam: It's Theo.
Stiles: Put the bandage back on
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Derek: I trust Scott.
Peter: You think he knows what he's doing?
Derek: I wouldn't go that far.
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Malia, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Lydia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Liam: crushes are the worst. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid
Theo: pfft you're always acting stupid
Liam: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Theo:
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Isaac: Stiles, could you pass the salt?
Stiles: Isaac, could you pass away?
Scott (to the new pack members): This is normal.
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Liam: I'm kind of a handful
Alec: I'm also a handful
Scott: I have two hands!
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Theo and Liam: *staring into each other's eyes*
Theo: *opens soda loudly*
Liam: We're having a moment!
Theo: and I'm having a soda
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Mason: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...
Corey: Put them in a facemask
Nolan: Use them in a battery
Hayden: Throw them at people
Theo: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
Liam: *scared*
Mason: .... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.
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The pack: Malia, that was highly illegal.
Malia: Oh this is so sad alexa play despacito
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Liam: We played Scrabble. It was a nightmare.
Scott: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Liam: Not when you're playing with Lydia, it's not. She put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
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Stiles: You're only dating Liam to annoy me!
Theo: No, I'm dating Liam because I like him. Annoying you is just an added bonus.
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*Liam and Theo in bed, Theo spooning Liam, almost fast asleep*
Liam: “Theo.” *whispers*
Theo: “Mmh?”
Liam: “Move your leg you’re squishing me.”
Theo: *Turns to the opposite side with his back facing Liam.”
Liam: “I DID NOT SAY TO MOVE OFF OF ME COMPLETELY DO NOT TWIST MY WORDS RAEKEN.”
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Liam: I might have traced your scent here.
Normal person's reaction: You did WHAT?
Theo's reaction: Wow his senses are really good even for a werewolf. I should examine his brain.
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just so you know what's going on in my head while writing these two idiots.
also, I'm writing again so... yay!!! I don't want to promise anything but the next chapter of it's all lies, darling might drop tomorrow.
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