#things my husband does

[bjorkshire-pudding]

I love one (1) psychopath

We also don’t talk about how much ass he was kicking with just one arm

I’m foaming at the mouth

[atroposdelafere]

Husband heating up his leftover burrito:

-Do you think I should use knife and fork to eat it?

Me (not aware it was a decision requiring two people):

-I don't know. Is it firm? Can you hold it comfortably? Is it soggy? Is it hot? Does it leak?

Husband:

-You are asking too many unnecessary questions.

Me:

-Just use cutlery.

[things-my-husband-does]

Me playing a game on my computer

Me: if my brain works today I can escape the room *looks at my husband* I mean my brain it right here

Me: are you working today *taps her head*

My husband: no

Me: *looking at my computer screen again* my brain is down for repairs

[somegoodomens]

C: "Standard rules of engagement, clause 1.1.2, subsection 3. Civilian non-combatants must be given sufficient time to evacuate the area of hostilities. Aziraphale can put in a formal complaint to de dark council of the dukes of Hell, if you want. But you'll have to delay your attack until they reply. That could take weeks, maybe. Erm- You lot could all be in big trouble." A: *Nods effervescently to support his lying husband*

[naomiknight-17]

Jill pulled down my intersex inclusive pride flag AGAIN

Jon came home and saw the destruction she'd wrought, and was like "Alright, you little homophobe, get downstairs!"

And we could hear mom laughing from her dining room

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[minervas-hand]

This is the single most open and joyful moment in the entire 2 seasons and I will *know* that everything is finally fixed and good when we see it again. We MUST see it again.

[tubbytarchia]

really awesome interaction (x)

[mx-anthony-janthony-crowley]

here's my GO2 bingo card!! :D -p&p: pride and prejudice -i got rather carried away doodling the teeny husbands from the opening credits if you couldn't tell -officially @thirteens-pocket-watch approved (plus it helped me with ideas hehe) <3

[winepresswrath]

tbh all jiang cheng ships are hypothetically good to me because jiang cheng is just so not in a good place for dating or marriage. no one should wife him up which is why anyone wifing him up has great comedy potential. it is a situation you're putting him in where he's forced to cope with intimacy and the possibility of betrayal or rejection. he's going be thinking about his parents' marriage except for the times he's going to be thinking about his sister and his redacted. and also there is the potential for someone to die horribly and leave him alone with a baby. again.

[bjorkshire-pudding]

Please enjoy these low quality frames of my favorite idiot doing the most with one arm because he’s a psycho

I love him so much

I bet he could fix me

[heybiji]

double life

[atroposdelafere]

Introducing my new (and so far first and only), series: "things my husband says". With a promise of possible spin-off "things my husband does".

While shopping for a new jacket.

Me: Try on tbis one!

Husband: it's not comfy.

Me: oh pitty, what's wrong with it?

Husband: it's black.

I mean... he is not wrong. It was black...

[things-my-husband-does]

My husband loves baking and he's just really going at it to right now she's making donuts

I'll show a photo of them when they are done and tell you guys how good they are also I totally think we are going to have a very romantic night

[98chao]

yall i drew these back in may when i finished the devils playhouse and just forgot to post them so im doing that now

also obligatory shitpost:

[mayxo-hxh]

Just had a crazy thought. So technically if Illumi saw something like a dress he thought would look GORGEOUS on hisoka but hisoka wasnt with him to try it on. cant he just shapeshift into hisoka and try it on to see. Like he knows hisoka's exact measurements and what would fit on him but just to be EXTRA sure. he has to see it with his own eyes. like right now. in the mirror.

I wonder how hisoka would feel getting a text from illumi at night and its just a photo of himself in a dress going "i like this on you"