#this came to me in a dream btw

[scrapoddles]

Somebody needs to tell Karkat about Donald Glover

[thesherrinfordfacility]

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️ s3 bit where crowley lightly 🕯️

🕯️ slaps aziraphale on the bum 🕯️

🕯️ when they're leaving the bookshop 🕯️

🕯️ and it makes him jump and skip 🕯️

🕯️ a little bit and crowley 🕯️

🕯️ just smirks 🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

[millenniumchibo]

And what if I said I was literally just a little guy? What would you do then?? You wouldn't hurt a little goober would you???

[hobgoblinns]

wilson is the kind of guy to try and dirty talk house by saying things like “you won’t be able to walk tomorrow ;)))” and then house looks at him like this 😐

and wilson goes “OH WAIT FUCK I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT—“

[breezemoonriver]

I know she ate a god

[rock-holmes]

SUMMERTIME🗣🗣🗣

[aqsvaporeon]

"upset? I'm not upset," dumbledore said calmly

[akascow]

sugawara who always brings like a box of donuts to daichis office for him during his lunch period and one time a few months in they like kiss goodbye and all the other officers are like woah thats one way to tip and daichis like ?? hes just my husband ? and everyone in the office is like 😀HES NOT A DELIVERY GUY ???

[definitelynotafox]

worlds smallest horse "glass of water michael" has just slipped through the cracks in the floorboards and been lost amogst the dust.

[salmonella-in-human-form]

No guys you don’t understand, I’m only doing voice training to sound like a girl so I can troll the guys on COD, cmon guys seriously pranking dudes into thinking I’m a woman is so funny ha ha ha ha….

[chloeography]

about to kill myself in the bratz paddling pool

[venomgaia]

gal who calls you girliepop and collects bugs

[glitchedcosmos]

New onesie just dropped !

[frenchublog]

ily

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Happy birthday!

I couldn’t quite figure out a gift in time. So take these *cats meowing* they’ve been severed from me.

These are my most trusted possessions- Or they were.

My little light bulbs.

It was decided that I wouldn’t have them anymore.

So I guess you can have them!

Happy birthday! My mascara is running. I have to go.

Goodbye everyone! Thank you!

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Transcript:

Happy birthday, you bitch.

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No transcript for this one.

There are noises.

Wear headphones, not because it is suggestive, but so that no one judges you.

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Transcript:

Happy birthday, Miku! -From your friend, Gabriel.

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[jayjay-thejet-plane]

POV: you were curious as to why father simmons and father frehley’s car was still parked in front of your house after the wake and went to investigate