#this cb is so good sobs

[bellflowergender]

TWICE ✧ SET ME FREE

[dangaer]

theyre literally getting cuter and cuter with every draft released ...

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

Update: still throwing myself a pity party and apparently many people world wide are as well

[domreader-headcannon-scenarios]

I came to your account to read Raphael stuff and ended up going through your cbt stuff and now those two are combining in my brain and ohhhh

That poor, pretty, angel would be so fun to introduce cbt to. He only recently got his cock freed from its chastity cage and now you want to crush his balls in a humbler. And he’s such a messy boy so you KNOW you could literally squeeze the cum from his balls and he’s be in such bliss. If he thought one orgasm was enough to make him a higher angel you’re gonna turn him into a god by the time you’re done abusing his poor cock 💞

I love this so much!! I’m like addicted to cb/t!

Rapheal

Cw: cb/t, humbler, pain play, messy ness, unrealistic cum, c*ck slapping,

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You didn’t have to try hard to get Raphael into a humbler, he offered his balls willingly.

He jumped as it squeezes his balls, he whimpers, panting with a smile. He spread his legs, trying to ease the pressure in his testicles. You dig your thumb into his exposed balls, he jolts and cries in pleasure and pain, his cock twitching.

He lets out a high pitched cry and you watch in amusement as cum squirts onto his chest and stomach. Raphael thrust up and tries to rub against you for friction. The pain didn’t bother him, he was so used to it, but it missed with the pleasure, the vulnerability…it leaves him ready to beg for more.

“I can feel your heartbeat…”

You purr as you grab the humbler and dig your thumbs into his balls. He loudly moans with little concern if any of someone hearing. He bucks, his cock standing straight up as pre fountains out, you notice he’s producing more with the more pressure you put on his balls.

“Aah! More! M-more tithe center, it f-feels so I-int-“ Raphael shrieks as you comply, his cock furiously bobs for attention as he tenses and throbs. “YYES! T-there!” He shrieks, voice getting higher and he visibly curls up, you notice his eyes are watering.

“Aww, are you about to cry?” You lean down and kiss him, putting your weight on his trapped balls. He moans into the kiss, holding you as he trembles. You slap his cock, watch it spurt out cum. Raphael sobs in pleasure and pain, he cums, his cock bobbing worthlessly as you ease of his balls. “Fuck…you’re really enjoying this so much I don’t need to touch your cock?”

Raphael moans and nods, thighs rubbing together in frustration, the pulling in his balls prevented from resting in the ground. “It’s so good…don’t stop! Crush them! Slap my cock! Hurt me!”

Raphael howls happily, his cock bobbing eagerly. You oblige and slap his cock repeatedly, each slap forcing more cum out of his cock. He moans in bliss as you keep slapping his cock, it throbs harder as you feel it inching closer to another climax.

Rapheal grins to himself. He is the only angel to ever feel this.

He was already a high ranked angel, but this? This would make him the highest rank! He’d out rank Gabriel and Michael!

He screams as your nails dig into his balls. You pause as he cums again, you lookup to se he’s bucking into the air grinning ear to ear, eyes dilated.

“D-don’t stop! Please! I can take more!”

[02chois]

recently i’ve been having Thoughts about hueningkai. like, he’s been so unbelievably pretty in the recent cbs, i just wanna corrupt him, but i also feel like he’s not quite as innocent and would turn that corruption right around and be the one who’s teasing in the end. i’m just so gay for him lmao

Listen anon I'm so glad to receive some hyuka asks because he's been running thru my mind since the last cb and I'm so down bad for him

Hueningkai will let you indulge in your fantasy of corrupting him and keep the innocent act for as long as you believe he's pure and innocent. When the truth is that, he wants to fuck you so bad for complimenting him. He wants to show you how turned on he is by simply hearing you say he's pretty.

He'll be whining beneath you, his hands tightly gripping your thighs as he grinds up against you. He will keep up this act for as long as he could, acting as if he knows nothing about anything you're doing. He'll let you teach him how to make you feel good and watch you with that big puppy eyes of his. But it's so, so hard to hold himself back as he watches you grind down against his growing bulge. You look so cute, so fuckable above him with your brows furrowed and eyes closed, your mouth slightly ajar as you rock your hips to create friction. The pleasure is bearable for him, however it looks like you're getting fucked already and he hasn't even slid into you yet. He wonders if he could make you cry out with his cock in you.

The switch turns almost seamlessly. He leans back against the headboard and wraps his other arm around you, making sure that you won't fall backwards. He'll have his big hand on the side of your face, letting his thumb press down on your tongue as you try to moan out of his name. He would press you down further against him to the point you could feel his hip bones, grinding so hard on his clothed dick that you couldn't help but hold onto him. It's too much and he's being so rough with you, so ruthless.

"You like that, huh?" He lets out a deep chuckle, his lips curled into a grin. "Can you make me cum, sweetheart? You know how to, right?"

You fervently shake your head, almost letting out a sob from how good he feels against you. "No, no, please teach me, I want to make you feel good, feel you cum on me." God, he couldn't wait to have you for himself. And to see you break underneath him, shaking and crying as you try to get your hands on him. He wants to hear you whine, the broken moans as he roughly ruts his hips against yours.

Hyuka bucks his hips upwards, hiting a sensitive spot that immediately sent you to an orgasm. The legs you wrapped around him tightened, your muscles tensing from how hard the orgasm hit you. Fuck—he wants to feel you tighten around him, to milk his cock dry.

He leaned in and pressed a light kiss on your cheek, brushing the stray strands of hair sticking onto your forehead. "I want to feel you tighten around me like that, okay? I want you to do it again. Do it again for me, just for me. You sure you know how to?"

He'll also say along the lines of "I don't want you to show this side of yours to anyone. This is just for me, okay?" and "Where did that your little feisty act go, hm?" With the most shit eating grin across his face.

[nomniki]

consume ━━ lee felix ⟡ tokyo ghoul au

★ wc 1.3k warnings tiniest bit of gore but it’s not explicit and some blood note nomniki writing cb????

     Being saddled with the closing shift never failed to tinge your otherwise passive demeanour towards work with bitterness.

Your coworker had taken off early again, some half formed excuse about meeting his girlfriend before he slipped out onto the street without so much as a proper goodbye. He was your senior, and a miserable one at that, but far be it for you to be the one to challenge him and his less than stellar work ethic.

You could imagine though, throwing the damp rag in your hands at his irritatingly stoic face and telling him to do his job for once, as you wiped down the countertop and loaded up the dishwasher with mugs long since cold and empty. The appliance offered a comforting background noise as you pottered around, completing the rest of your menial tasks with only a few sparing glances towards the clock mounted above the door. By the time you were almost finished up, all traces of the late evening sun had slipped below the horizon.

You slung your bag over your shoulder and snatched up the bag of biodegradable cups you'd gathered as you cleaned up; you were glad your workplace was making an effort to be environmentally friendly, but having to put them in a separate bin out back was just another chore tacked onto your list, which wasn't so ideal. You tied the bag up with a swiftness that came only from experience and allowed relief to relax your tired limbs as the door clicked shut behind you. Once the bag had found it's home in the designated bin, located at the end of the alley, you could truly relax—

Wait.

You worried your lip between your teeth, unsure of what good your intervention would do anyone. An old man's face, the owner of the your workplace, came to mind, and begrudging you shuffled down the alley, arms raised to protect your face if the situation called for protection or something. Stupid old man. If you got hurt, you hoped he'd feel guilty for indoctrinating you with his whole 'peace and love, help thy neighbour' bullshit. You huffed, your breath condensing in the bitterly cold air, and your lower back burned in anticipation.

The very air was heady with a taste that was distinctly metallic— blood, it’s blood— and the first thing you could make out was a head of dark hair, bent over the shadowy form of what could only be another person.

“Whatever the fuck you’re doing, don’t move another inch— turn around, slowly, and if you try anything I swear to God, I’ll kill you.”

You hissed, barely a whisper in the almost silent alley. The noises stopped— the sick squelching and chewing, the dripping of something against the slick pavement— and that hunched over form paused. From where you were stood it nearly seemed like they were trembling, and the only sounds in the alley was that of your own steady breathing and… sobbing?

Fear clawed up in your throat as they finally turned around, your face blanched of all colour, your eyes widening in what could only be sheer terror. It had been a long time since you’d ever felt fear at the sight of another ghoul, and you’d never felt fear like that that was settling like an anvil in your gut.

“W—What the actual fuck?”

You breathed out, taking an unsteady step back.

“Your eyes— what—“

In place of the onyx you knew to expect, the sclera of one of his eyes was a startling white, wide with a fear that seemingly rivalled your own. He only had one kakugan. Everything came into focus all at once; the blood smeared across the lower half of his face, the way his bottom lip trembled and tears ran wetly through all the red marring his pale skin.

“I— I—“

He blubbered, and the words came out wetly. He wiped his face with the back of his hand, hurriedly, and only managed to make the mess of blood and tears and snot worse somehow.

“I didn’t do this, I swear! I couldn’t— I couldn’t help myself, oh my god, oh my god I’m so sorry,”

He sobbed, the wet sounds of saliva and snot and sniffling that were pure agony upon your ears— you were a ghoul, but you weren’t heartless. You approached him cautiously, not stupid enough to not consider the possibility that it was all an act, but something told you it wasn’t. You shushed him gently, if a little awkwardly, and the sound of his anguished cries was something that rocked you to your very core.

He fought to catch his breath, and you took in the gory sight of the body he’d been hunched over. It was mangled, a mess of blood and matter you didn’t want to try and identify, despite the hunger gnawing at your stomach. ‘I didn’t do this,’ he’d said, and maybe it was naive, but you believed him. It looked like he was gorging on someone else’s leftovers, and you huffed— what were you supposed to do?

“Come inside with me. I’ll call someone, he’ll,” you paused, sighing softly and you buried your head in your hands, pressing the heels of your clammy palms against your eyes, “he’ll sort this out.”

It took more effort than you would’ve liked to coax the nameless boy to stand up, and even then his legs quivered like a foal. You locked the door behind you, eyeing the street warily for any bystanders, before you let the blinds return to their place and turned towards the boy.

“What’s your name?”

You asked quietly, approaching him slowly.

“Felix,”

He breathed out, sniffling; he looked up at you with those strikingly wide eyes, still glassy and puffy with the tears he’d been shedding since you’d found him.

“Alright. Let’s get you cleaned up then, Felix.”

You sighed softly, and spent a few minutes leaning against the sink, running a clean cloth under some warm water with the intent to clean his face yourself, like a parent would for their child. Felix lifted his head when you walked back over to him, and you steadied his chin with your hand, wiping the blood and snot and tears from his freckled— oh, you hadn’t been able to see those before, they were pretty— face with a gentleness you hadn’t known you possessed. It was almost therapeutic, and you thought absently that there was something ironic about cleaning away the blood and returning his face to something pretty and innocent.

“Better?”

You hummed softly, offering him a barely—there smile in some unspoken show of reassurance.

Felix nodded, and without warning, he wrapped his arms around your waist, burying his clean, and slightly damp face against your stomach. You froze, before resting your hands on his shoulders, rubbing them slowly in what you hoped was a comforting manner. His shoulders shook and it didn’t take a genius to realise he was crying again, and you let him muffle his sobs against your uniform shirt without complaint. When the crying subsided, Felix tipped his head up to look at you— his eyes were rimmed with red, and it was borderline instinctual to brush his bangs away from his forehead.

“I don’t know what’s happening to me.”

Felix breathed out, his breath shaking, and you chewed your bottom lip thoughtfully,

“I don’t know either,” you admitted, a little hesitantly, “but I— the people here, we’re going to help you, I promise.”

if there’s any mistakes don’t tell me ..

[pigeonneaux]

ilu i kinda miss u hope munich was good et comment va ta cb j'espère que c'est réglé

THANK U SOBS I MISS YOU TOO CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT AGAIN

et munich c'était super, le concert m'a rendue encore plus feral a propo de käärijä évidemment, also j'ai vu des pigeons tellement chonky<3

Ma banque m'a envoyé un mail et normalement j'aurais ma carte d'ici le jour ou je serais de retour chez moi skskdkek la je reste quelques jours chez dla famille, (j'ai vu des écureuils !!!! Ee!!!) et j'arrive chez moi le 24 🏃💥 night bus my behated but they are cheaper so!!

[esorxy]

remembering all the insanely long marauders fics ive brainrotted over because i kinda forgot all of them. roughly in the order i read them.

Whatever happened to the young, young lovers?

355k, jegulus wolfstar rosekiller. post war (ended by regulus) where they just hang around grimmauld place all day. i literally cant remember anything that happened. but i liked how they stayed home and didnt go outside, because i relate to that. it was alternating chapters between post war and pre war, honestly i dont even know it was just so much relationship angst and regulus being incredibly competent and hurt.

All The Young Dudes

526k, the character development and buildup, its like the level of the actual series without the annual voldemort attack. i was DESTROYED by the ending, it lived in my brain rent free for like a week. why did it have to be canon compliant???! the way they spent so much time pining, so much time apart, and so little time together. but that theyre literal soulmates, which is so sad for grant (he suffered true emotional damage) lmfao. I guess this is the basis (canon??) of marauders era

we can be heroes, for ever and ever

102k alternate happy ending to atyd - yes PLEASE this is what i needed to heal the pain after reading atyd.

choices

624k. lowkey feel the same way towards this as atyd, except it didnt live in my brain rent free for a week. in that i respect that it's good and got heartbroken when everyone died and they didn't get their happy ending, but it did get me into jegulus so I'm not complaining. IDK it's just sad, but i love regulus and evan and cerci. even though i deadass can't remember anything else.

crimson rivers

865k actually SOBBING this fic is everything. so much plot and so much hurt, it is amazing and painful and intense. it has the most picturesque scenes, beautiful happy ending. but i did kinda get sick of it near the end cos its so fuckin long, and i was not into the girls in the fic so i was kinda cbs

just lovers

321k fake dating au. this is GREAT. its so light hearted which is a great change from the akckdjebakzj. this is the climb to the top for regulus being my favourite character. lowkey can't remember shit but i liked it and i need more fics like it because it was creative and there's not much room for that in marauders verse

only the brave

645k and The fic of my dreams. this is everything and i loved every second of it. every character is so great, and it got me into pandalily!!! perfect amount of hurt (a lot), and such good plot. it has every ship i like, i was like drowning in a hot spring of happiness while reading this

ecliptic

147k, oh it's so creative and new. it was so suspenseful cos we got 0 answers, and the fic is deadass incomplete wtf!! i love how everyone is sad but mostly rational. the jegulus was really really nice, and i liked how the cruciatus was made out to be a big deal so the hurt/comfort is better. i feel like the plot is better than the delivery

wolfstar my one true pair, jegulus my second true pair, evan®ulus has a special place in my heart, marauders fanfiction a permanent space in my mind for at least the next few weeks

new edit: shit! i forgot to update and i read so many more long fics and can barely remember them now

mastermind

311k i cant even remember anything that happened ... except i liked the dynamic between narcissa and regulus, and narcissa is so damn pretty. this was the one where regulus made james and sirius go with him to the cave, and then james had to force him to drink the potion, so much angst arghhhh.

all along there was some invisible string (tying you to me)

103k spiderman AU + high school and all i can say that its an original setting... the pining was great, and the spiderman kiss!! but other than that like it was good, i guess

I adored you madly, extravagantly, absurdly

243k Victorian AU with arranged marriage trans regulus. I loved regulus' character, he was so spiteful and petty but also down bad, and jegulus matched so perfectly together. i want his life so bad because his literal job was being married, like deadass he didnt do shit all day except read, play with his cats and pine for his husband...

a violent kind of spin

212k not going to lie, my favourite/most striking parts of this fic were the $h scenes... and i just finished it last night so I dont even have an excuse. james asking sirius to turn around and not even waiting for him to do it??? oml hes unhinged and it was so well written. the bathtub scene when he was on a timer and then just walked out like everything was fine!!! help it was so angsty im in love. i feel like i speedran this fic and didnt read it properly, which is probably accurate

Im not gonna teach him how to dance with you

122k. rosekiller is the BEST. i love the whole plot tbh and it was so well paced. love that for evan because nobody else is gonna keep by with barty's crazy. i would have liked it more if it had crack undertones but yknow whatever, cant have everything. i thoroughly enjoyed all the romantic tension in the leadup, the way they were both so in love im gone.

All the young dudes - Sirius' Perspective

628k, let me tell you, canon has no right being that sad, and the beloved author just fed off that like a parasite. i should have expected how this fanfic would destroy me, but the delivery made it so much more painful. i sobbed reading the Halloween and Azkaban chapters. and sirius,,, like why did you have to be so angry all the time. and so obsessed with remus from day 1. it was great. although like halfway through i just felt like ... wolfstar is so basic. jegulus once jegulus forever i guess.

[livealittleoc-cb]

Hongjoong: [ neighbors ] my muse (civilian) lives next door to your muse (criminal). one day, your muse sees something shocking through the window. @monsterhigh-cb

It was a couple of months since Joong had become neighbors with Ace and Dionysus. When they had moved into the house next to them Chan had helped him make some cake pops to give to them. Since then they had become pretty good friends and hangout whenever the other is free.

One thing that Joong realized though is that they seem very private and secretive. Their blinds were always down and they seemed to be slightly paranoid. He knew a couple things about them including the fact they were dating and that they were exteremly good looking.

Okay maybe that last part was his personal opinion but he couldn't lie they looked good.

One day Chan and him were going to go to the movies and have some fun together. Ace had the blinds up just enough to look at him run to where Chan was parked a small squeal leaving his lips as he got to the car. Once he got in Ace pulled away from the window with a dreamy sigh. "He's so pretty~" He said in a dreamy voice before giggling. Di smiled with a chuckle as he hummed lightly nodding along.

"He is very pretty." Di said with a chuckle knowing his boyfriend and him were both slowly falling for the younger male.

"We should invite him to dinner later this week!" He said with a tiny squeal.

"We should but fist we have to get rid of this body." Ace gasped lightly before nodding quickly and running to get knives. He ran back and happily yelled.

"Dismemberment time!" He said bouncing while Di looked at him with raised brows.

"You seem a little too happy about that bunny." Ace blinked before he let fake tears roll down his face as he sniffled dramatically.

"Y-You're right. That poor m-man, he didn't deserve the g-gunshot to the chest. He definitely didn't k-kill the boss's mom and other innocent p-people." He pretended to choke on a sob as Di laughed and shook his head.

"You know...sometimes you scare me bunny~ You're such a little manipulator aren't you~" Ace just giggled as he wiped the tears from his cheeks before skipping over to him. He handed him a knife and saw as they got to work.

Joong had gone back inside the house because he had forgotten something. He went back out after he got it until he heard a loud crash from next door. He jumped and squeaked lightly as he looked over to the house with a worried look. Joong sent Chan a quick message before walking towards his neighbor's house. He noticed the blinds slightly open which he found strange and was more scared then before. He peaked in and instantly froze in place.

He saw all the blood and body parts as they cut them off and bagged them. Ace kissed Di's blood covered cheek with a giggle while Di smiled down at him and pressed a kiss to his lips.

Partners in crime.

Joong felt sick to his stomach.

[lightningandfireinmybones]

Could you imagine the drama in a sugar baby scenario of Aemond bringing Valaena HOME for the first time in years? Aemond tells his mother he's bringing a guest, a female guest to family dinner and she's thrilled! Aemond hadn't been the same since Alys and he's bringing a girl home! There's rumors all through the family about what's going on and who it's going to be. Aemond has it on good authority that Daemon is out of town on business and is missing this dinner so he dresses his sweet little niece in a white silk lingerie style dress with a thigh slit and showers her in diamonds for her entrance. Except Daemon is absolutely there. He's a sucker for drama and wanted to see who the fuck Aemond brought home and talk shit with Rhaenyra. just imagine the SCREAMING. the spider man meme of Daemon and Aemond pointing at each other. Joff can't believe he's catching this on video. Rhaenryas sobbing and turning Valaenas white dress see through. Luke, Jace and Alicent are both standing in the door way watching like 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻🧍🏻

PLEASE LMFAO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

aemond having to cajole and bribe and force valaena into letting him take her home, but he swears up and down that daemon won't be there, she can see her mother again! lil viserys and aegon!

and he makes such a big deal of it, luke and jace and joff have their own little betting pool on whether it'll be an alys or valaena lookalike

(and no,,,, luke's smuggled information from valaena that she's been seeing someone who is taking care of her now is just a coincidence! no dots connecting here!!!!!)

alicent being so excited, even daemon intrigued enough to cancel his trip last minute to meet this pretty young thing that's got aemond wrapped around her finger, he's 100% gonna sit in a corner and drink and laugh with nyra at alicent's strained looks/conversation with this girl

aemond puts valaena in this sultry little white silk number (just barely acceptable for a family dinner, but with a high enough slit alicent is gonna raise eyebrows, i'm thinking like house of cb or for love & lemons kinda thing) , diamonds at her neck and in her ears and on her wrists

but they walk in hand in hand,,, and there's daemon who is now choking on a very expensive glass of wine, luke and jace who really did not have this in their bingo cards, alicent already wondering if it's too late to smoke some of aegon's secret stash, joffrey can't believe his luck that he's filming, just settling in for a show as daemon and aemond settle in for a good ol' fight

valaena just sits next to her sisters, baela pulling popcorn out of nowhere, all of them ready for a brawl bc it wouldn't be a targ family dinner without one

[aj-uwu]

Jeweler Richard & Seigi no Mikata really be my fave duo

Been catching up with the LN for the past 3 days and cb that vol 06 is will be released 2 months from now so how long before the copies reaches PH shores, I wonder *sobs in lapiz lazuli*

While I love the individual stories for JR, I still wonder about some phrases and terms if it were in Japanese. Still wish we have footnotes, @sevenseasentertainment ー still, amazing job for this wonderful series!!! Keep at it, love you!

I've been stewing in feels for a good year already and I reaaaaaally want more folks to read The Case Files of Jeweler Richard like some bits that I love would be

How Richard + Seigi dynamics is a journey from being boss × part-timer to being less friends, less lovers ー just plain love as Seigi puts it

Analyzing every Richard + Seigi interaction, they have the most subtext-laden conversations and reading about every nuanced expression makes every volume a treat

Tanimoto's character is so well put together ー relatable on how love can be such a foreign concept but shows such positivity in exploring more about this aspect of herself which makes ot so hopeful and beautiful

Lots of facts about gemstones, like I find myself searching to double check and it is such a delight how Tsujimura-sensei put a lot of palatable info into each story (surprise I remember most of 'em, yay)

Yukihiro-sensei makes the most beautiful covers I just wanna cry like we're having Richard hime moments & Seigi's maturing as well

I mean look at vol 05, Richard has no reason to look that delicate

We have a long, long, long way to go and I am on board with reading up until we reach the latest vols

[hanniejji]

Kazuha watching horor movie with Tomo, and maple is also watching but behind the door (because Kazuha wouldn't let her watch horor movies) so when the jumps care comes I CB IMAGINE MAPLE YELLING AND CRYING AND TOMO SCREAMED IN A GIRL VOICE LMAOO

TOMO IS THE COOL BEST FRIEND OF YOUR BROTHER WHO ACTS LIKE YOUR BROTHER AND LET'S YOU GET AWAY WITH A LOT OF STUFF but he's a fucking dumbass sometimes u can't change my mind

kazuha, with his pure soul that doesn't want maple to see horrible things even on tv, will never let them watch those horror and gore movies not even action movies because he thinks it's too violent for his precious lil maple :>

tomo will try to convince him but when it comes to his maple, his will is as strong as steal

so when he hears the high pitched scream that didn't come from the TV and neither from his dumbass friend who screamed when maple screamed, he's bolting out the couch to comfort his lil maple

no, he doesn't have the heart to scold them when they're sobbing :(

later, once everything's good and calm and tomo's back to his normal dumbass self, kazuha will remind him how he screamed like a girl >:)

and tomo, who's pride got hurt, will reason that he screamed because of maple which is true but its mostly the horror movie that scared him lmao but kazuha knows better

"tomo-nii screams like a girl!"

"no, i do not!"

"if maple says so, then that's that. children don't lie."

"you lie a lot when you were younger!"

kazuha will forever hold it against him and will ask maple to imitate his scream because he knows maple can do it perfectly

"that's not how i sound like!"

[nokingsonlyfooles]

WTYP: The Shandor Building, Part 6

[Do you like the colour of the fanfic? This is long and if you expand it you're gonna get the whole thing, because Tumblr hates you. Don't say I didn't warn you!]

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

Part 6: Disaster Roulette: Crack Open a Cold One

[Beware of strong language, mention of all kinds of death, gore, and Lovecraftian horror.]

[SLIDE: Utter darkness, with an All Hail Gozer logo in the corner.]

[screaming, pandemonium]

A: I’m sorry! Oh, God, I’m sorry! I have anxiety!

D: No! I know you do! It’s my fault!

L: Are we dead?

D: I shouldn’t have said “engineering disaster,” it’s my fault…

R: Alice, where are we?

A: Oh, God, I’m sorry, it’s the Kursk! [weeping] We’re going to be trapped here for over six hours and then we’ll be comrade-kebabs!

L: I’m an anarchist.

A: For fuck’s sake, Liam, would it kill you to let me die with a little fucking solidarity? [plays “The East is Red”]

R: Alice, you have your laptop?

L: Do we still have our laptops?

D: Feels like a laptop…

A: IT’S A POTASSIUM-BASED AIR FILTER DON’T BLOODY TOUCH IT!

[clattering, thud]

[more screams]

L: Jesus…

R: Pretty sure that’s a laptop.

D: Turn up the brightness!

R: That’s bad for the battery life…

D: Just turn up the fucking brightness!

[SLIDE: The Kursk.]

L: How the fuck do we still have laptops and sound equipment?

A [giggling]: Oh, my God, we chose the form of an engineering disasters podcast. Of course we have our laptops and sound equipment! I’m going to tweet that we’re trapped in a well-known Russian submarine disaster and we need help!

D [gravely]: Alice, Alice… No, Alice. It’s… It’s…

R: It’s “X” now.

D: Twitter can’t help us now. Twitter is gone.

A [desperate]: What about Tumblr?

D [pained]: I suppose you might as well try.

D [text over slide]: I EDITED A BIT HERE.

A [sobbing]: It’s no good. I got cancelled for assuming the submarine’s pronouns and now they’re just doing discourse.

D [gently]: It’s all right, darling. Just mute the alerts now. Oh, and Tumblr Live, too, obviously. Thank you for trying.

R: I’ve got that Mastodon thing…

D: Oh, fuck off!

A: Nobody’s on fucking Mastodon.

L: If man were meant to toot, God would’ve given us trunks! It’s a stupid platform and a stupid animal! It’s just an elephant with shag carpeting and no charisma. I’m glad they’re extinct. The extinction of mastodons is the one good thing global warming ever did for us! I hope science brings ‘em back from the grave so I can personally participate in wiping those useless motherfuckers off the map again. I ordered a mastodon hoagie at Wawa the other day and it was rubbery and tasteless — because it had been at the back of the freezer for ten-thousand years. That’s how unpopular mastodon is! It’s not even any good with extra mayo! Nobody loves you, mastodons! Nobody thinks you’re cool! I respect you almost as little as I respect fish!

[groaning, shuddering, splashing]

A: Oh, fuck, does Gozer like mastodons? Liam…

R: “Mastodon” is from the Latin for “breast-like tooth.”

L: If Gozer likes mastodons, I’m gonna drive to xyr house — or temple, or whatever — and beat xem to death with my shoes. I am done with mastodons, I am done with this whole fucking experience! I am reviewing your studio on Yelp right now and you are getting no stars! None!

[creaking, snapping sounds, more splashing]

A: Fuck, Liam, you’re pissing xem off!

G: STO-O-OP!

[rumbling and crunching noises continue throughout]

D: No, wait… It’s a rant. [laughing] We chose the form of an engineering disasters podcast! Liam, keep going!

L: ICE AGE IS A TERRIBLE SERIES OF FILMS! MASTODONS RUINED IT!

A: Isn’t it supposed to be a woolly mammoth?

L: IT’S THE SAME THING!

R: Taxonomically, no, it’s not. Although they are related…

L: PROXIMITY TO MASTODONS RUINED ICE AGE, AS A FILM SERIES AND AS A GEOLOGICAL EPOCH! AND EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!

A [laughing]: What? Are we running out of oxygen?

R: Yes. Also, Everybody Loves Raymond is a CBS sitcom, which aired from the mid-nineties to the mid-2000s. It was very popular in the US, but it proved difficult to export, so it’s not surprising you haven’t heard of it. It starred actor and comedian Ray Romano, who also voiced Manny the Mammoth…

L: THAT’S A STUPID FUCKING NAME!

A: Shouldn’t it be, er… Manny the Manmoth? That makes more sense. Although it does sound like he fights Mothman…

R: …in the Ice Age film series. Exporting Raymond was, in fact, a documentary on how difficult it was to translate the American Boomer experience to a foreign market…

D [amazed]: By God, we’re doing it! We’re podcasting!

R: Thank God for Wikipedia…

A: We’re still going to die, though, aren’t we, Dev?

D: Eventually, Alice, but maybe not in the Kursk!

A [anxious, but used to it]: Probably of prion diseases.

G: VERY WELL. SINCE WE ARE AT AN IMPASSE, YOU MAY CHOOSE ANOTHER FORM TO CONTINUE OUR FIGHT.

L [hopefully]: A lamassu?

R [low voice]: Unfortunately, we are not actually gods.

L: Damn.

D: No! I think we can do this! [to Gozer] We’re going to stick with the engineering disasters podcast!

G: YOU’RE NOT VERY IMAGINATIVE, ARE YOU?

D: No, we are, we’re just really jazzed about this form!

L: It’s comfy!

G: ALL RIGHT. SUIT YOURSELVES. I TIRE OF THE LEAKY METAL TUBE, AND I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO SIT THROUGH SIX HOURS OF PODCASTING BEFORE I SET YOU ON FIRE! CHOOSE ANOTHER ENGINEERING DISASTER!

D: All right, now, let’s think about this…

A: Just something outdoorsy, please! I want to see the sun again!

Part 7

[fanficmemes]

Hello CB! Happy Sunday! Moff here. This CAS, I bring you an omegaverse Manfred von Karma x Reader. You may blame the rest of the discord server for enabling me into Ace Attorney adsfsadfasf.

Reader is an omega male that's madly in love with his alpha, blindly believed that he was the one. Guess what. The alpha disappears just the moment reader discovers that reader is pregnant and afterwards sends a message saying reader was an okay lay. Rreader enters a spiral of depression and self loathing, not even the kindness and pheromones of their father can help (another alpha, until now idk if there's an incestuous undertone to this but it... sort of feels that way).

One day our omega!reader gets to the bank, and Manfred von Karma is there and hits on them but that makes them very emotional and in the end Manfred offers to accompany them to the bathroom to see if he can help calming them down. *Ahem*. Anyway Manfred comforts reader, reader notices he's hard and offers to help in return. Manfred is well endowed it seems but reader manages to give him head, which was ok until he forces them to deepthroat him and this is when the consent thing starts being wobbly. Reader does not want this but keeps at it and before he can finish he pulls off and reader asks if he can leave but OBVIOUSLY they cannot leave. Manfred manhandles them, barely prepares them and rapes them on the spot. Rough and all slamming reader's head against the stall door but keeping them conscious. Refers to them as a good hole so dehumanization goes more brrrrrr. Want pregnancy body horror? Manfred gets to reader's womb with his c*ck and breaks the amniotic sac and then reader breaks water. Great just great. Then he forces reader to ride him. And comes . And knots them. And there's mention of cum inflation . And reader knows that they're pregnant again. Manfred refers to himself as Daddy afterwards at some point, and then he says "enjoy my kids", fixes his clothes, kicks reader who's sobbing on the bathroom floor hugging their belly and leaves. Then reader calls their real dad and tells him what happened and they go to ER and reader wonders if all they are good for is for an okay lay.

This wasn’t even that bad until the amniotic sac :(:( gross hate it hate pregnancy it scares me 5/10

[welcome-to-maniac]

[on a piece of cardstock written in cursive with quill pen. under a stuffed black cat plushie and a boquet of red roses. flower petals all over the bed and trail leading into the room. candles lit around being the only source of light.]

i have always cheered for the villian

i love hearing their stories that have made them cruel hard and tough

with walls built up so high no one can get in

yet i always fantasized of being the one that breaks in

there's something about a villain

when he kneels down and crumbles for the one he loves

even the thought of that gives me the chills and goosebumps

the hero has a story with detials

he is heard and validated

the hero is loved adored and praised by everyone around

the villain? well

the villain has a beautiful tragic story that no one seems to understand

a hero would sacrifice [him] to save the world

because the greater good is what matters

but a villain would tear the world apart in a heartbeat

because [he] is the greater and the only one that matters

so he treats [him] like a [king] and betroth him by his side

a villain is a soul that was broken once twice and thousands of times

so he understands and loves every inch of [his] wounds

curves and scars

so i've always fantasized of being understood

by the most misunderstood and misjudged

of experiencing love with the unloved

of expressing emotions with a so called cold hearted

and i know [he] must be so unique for him to let [him] in

because it can only be [him]

and only [him] for him that universe has chosen

and i'm not a pick me

but i've never felt chosen

i eill contradict you when you tell me you love me

if i give you a million reasons to leave

and if the world throws billions to hate me

i need to know your one from the million reasons

is strong enough to keep on loving me

and that is the way a villain chooses [him]

over and over again

against all odds

and i guess that's why i fantasize about being [him]

i guess that's why i find myself choosing the villain

@/chaotically_b_ [on tiktok]

@livealittleoc-cb

this was so long-

Minho blinks in confusion when his roommates insist that he walks into his room without turning the light on. He couldn't exactly see in the dark, the last he checked. Shrugging it off as Changbin and Seungmin being little shits, he walks into his room. It wasn't like someone had laid a boobie trap in there.

It's very romantic. He's really lucked out, hasn't he?

"Kim Jooheon you sap~" Minho laughs, following the trail of flower petals to his bed and clearing a spot for him to sit down, patting the cat plush sitting beside him. He's even got half the mind to name the thing Nebula. The flowers are perfect and Minho listens to the compelling urge to set it on his nightstand. Bringing the soft toy to his lap and admiring how soft it is, he spots the note in the corner of his eye, a pre-emptive fond smile on his face.

Joo's been doing this a lot lately. He likes it.

The first few sentences make Minho scoff, already taking a guess at who the villain is. But the more he reads, the more he starts choking up, his throat tight and caught with emotion. This is Joo's confession of love, physically in his hand and plain as day. By the time he finishes reading it, Minho is sobbing, cardstock confession placed to the side as the love he has for the older man spills from his eyes, his head hanging low.

[chanstopher]

hiiii o/ *waves in tiny* i'm doing good dreamy!! i'm going to art club soon and i'm proud of myself bc hhhh i'm super nervous about socializing >< and i'm excited to see the svt cb too so i've been well!!

your hair is so pretty you are indeed a cute strawberry swirl! honestly it makes me wanna dye my hair bc after going to the nct dream concert i saw someone with lavender hair and i was like 👀✨

oh! i almost forgot but i did draw chan and now i did jisung too! (i have to do hyun next and it's a lot tbh hhhh) but i'm proud of myself for practicing and i feel like i did alright 🥹

omg i know i cant believe svt is in a few hoursssssss im ready to sob over cheol 😭😭 omg i loveee lavender hair its so much fun to have! i support u if u decide to do it hehee

omg i havent seennn ur art i'll go look now omg omg!!