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idkimtiredanddumb · 2 years
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Steve’s awful stuffy parents who never cared what he did so long as he maintained their image as The Harringtons come home early because something weird and terrible is happening in Hawkins and they should make an appearance and find their son in the living room, COVERED in grime and blood with a bat of nails by his side and a skinny messy haired metalhead boy on his lap SURROUNDED by kids calling him mom 
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goose: so… i’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with ice recently.
mav: no, goose, it's not what it looks like, i swear.
goose: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?
mav: no! you’re the only one for me.
goose: is that so?
mav: i promise! ice and i are just dating, okay? he's my boyfriend.
goose: so there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
mav: you are still my one and only best friend! he is just the love of my life, nothing more!
goose: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
mav: of course bro!
goose: bro...
ice: what the-
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izgu6ljena · 15 days
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justyourlocalbat · 5 months
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Hades: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Zeus meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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wolf-teen · 10 months
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Stiles: *Punches Theo over a yoga ball*
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lucishell · 9 months
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when a cherub won't leave you alone
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Deku wearing Iida's glasses: How do I look?
Iida: I don't know. I can't see.
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fabrumsblog · 1 year
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I had a champagne with Cascada today and she likes my art !
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Forgive the adoring beast
Nightwish, "Ghost Love Score"
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1captainjordan4 · 5 months
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Horsegirl bdubs getting on his horse (real!!)
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saewokhrisz · 5 months
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savoureux
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theaceofarrows · 6 months
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Family interview
Jason: [gesturing to Vickie Vale talking to "Brucie Wayne] Ugh, does she have an off switch?
Damian: [subtly holds up knife]
Jason: No. I'm in civies so I'll have to deal with GCPD charges for that shit
Damian: [puts down knife]
Jason and Damian: [Both sigh longingly]
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gojoest · 1 year
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“i don’t like it”, satoru growls.
he’s sitting next to you, legs crossed, the upper one bouncing nervously in sync with his finger tapping on his knee. the frown on his face is so serious and intense that you’re pretty sure if he relaxed his features a bit you could still see the line marks between his eyebrows from furrowing too hard.
“you don’t like what?”
“the way he looks at you”
“and how does he look at me?”
“dunno. . . like he owns you or something. it’s like the way i look at you. and i don’t like it”
the audacity, he thinks. to stare at you like that while he is sitting right next to you.
“satoru.. it’s just a cat”, you sigh and keep petting the little purring beastie on your lap.
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sleighhethereal · 2 months
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bleh
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midnightfrappe · 9 months
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imagine being a friend of mine and having to hear me rambling about them all day long and trying to comprehend why eclipse is a cutie patootie to me and what the heck a blorbo is
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flamingpudding · 6 months
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Phantom home alone
A/N: I blame having read a couple of post of the batkids doing that. And my brain went, let's have Danny do that too! I am sure someone might have thought of that already tho...
Danny clutched the screw driver in his head and looked proudly at what he had build on a short noticed. Sure Tucker had notified him that someone was looking into his person, but he had not thought that whoever that was would come snooping around his home this soon. Espacially when he was supposed to be on a home visit to his parents that he had to cancel last minute for a collage project.
Well, it's too bad for those who are trying to sneak into his home. Danny was the son of a pair of the most inventive and creative inventors of Amity that made laser blasters out of toasters. Additionally he was a half ghost with a large variety of powers as well as someone who had the definition of mischief as daughter/sister.
Besides, he always wanted to get his own chance on doing his own version of home alone. His parents security system just never let him do that. That reminded him, should he see if he can bring to live and convince the hotdogs in his fridge to fight with him?
The Bats and Birds just wanted to make sure that this new kid in Tim's college classes was not as suspicious as he appeared to be. Really, if that kid hadn't off handedly commented about the basic components of fear gas while in Tim's presence he might never have gotten onto their radar.
Of course, as paranoid as they were, they had to scoop out the teens' place when they knew he wasn't around. They did not expect the apartment to fight back. And are those hotdogs wielding forks and knives as weapons?!
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