#this headcanon lives in my head rent free lol

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Small low quality doodle of Them™️ because I miss my boys and they help cure all stress

[sojourner-between-worlds]

A random assortment of autistic!Yusei headcanons on this fine Friday in December.

Yusei got a weighted blanket after the whole Arc Cradle ordeal. Best sleep he's ever had. Crow tried to borrow it once; it did not end well for him, lol.

Eye contact? What's that? Yusei doesn't know her.

He's more prone to shutdowns than meltdowns but they both do happen. (He's definitely accidently hurt himself on more than one occasion but he's gotten better at redirecting those behaviors even on his own as he's gotten older and his reactions less severe.)

He's semi-verbal to begin with so periods of losing speech entirely are a fairly normal occurrence. He's usually fine, and if he still needs to say something, the boys all know sign language anyway. (It's not "real" SL but rather a dialect of Satellite the citizens created to be able to communicate without Sector Security understanding them. Yes, I stole this from @/shitpostingkats, what of it? It lives rent free in my head.) The first time it happens after moving to the City, Yusei doesn't even consider that Aki and the twins don't know their SL and so he signs. Crow laughs at everyone's dumbfounded looks before he both translates for Yusei and then explains. All three are more than eager to learn it. (Rua thinks its "the coolest thing ever" in typical Rua fashion.)

Never quite breaks out of the "subtle stims only" mindset that was forced by necessity of the environment he grew up in. He wasn't about to give Sector Security any reason to single him out, after all, and old habits die really hard. Aki noticed he tended to rub his fingers together a lot, to the point of sometimes accidently scratching himself on the sharper edges of his nails when he's not wearing his gloves and started looking for other options. She bought him a spinner ring for his birthday and while it didn't 100% fix the problem, it did help quite a bit. (Between that and a tangle, he's practically good to go. He never had anything like that growing up, and they bring him great joy to have now.)

For the same reason, he was technically never diagnosed as a kid because Martha didn't want to paint a target on his back with SS. When he moved to the City, he didn't see any point. He was self-employed so any accommodations he could possibly need he could just, ya know, give himself. The first time he ever truly considered it was after he started working for MIDS and was working on his degree. (Even then it took quite a bit of convincing because he wasn't sold on it actually being helpful.)

Feel free to add on!

[mac-a08]

Sorry. I'm a bit obsessed with vernetto (tk14). I just now notice (or maybe ) I have developed such a weak spot for yuri with a bit complex childhood friend tone background surrounding them.

Now that I remember that Princess Principal has similar tone of yuri where AngeLotte basically were also childhood friends but the thing that sold me from PriPri was not that tone of yuri but more like princess and her knight thingy(?)

And... And how Princess(Charlotte) basically wants to melt/ruined the wall in Ange's cold heart?!?! That was really sweet.

Meanwhile in Reverse: 1999, in the case of Vernetto, they both also have similar tone too with AngeLotte (princess/lady and her knight) but I think their personalities and roles got kinda Reversed here where Vertin is the one that has the role like Princess(they both have similar motives to save their people/Arcanist) while the pain of losing friends causing Vertin numb and expressionless, hence the poker face but not cold like Ange she is death inside and the only motive to survive was so she can meet princess and elopes to Casablanca with her

And we have Sonetto with a more warm and naive personality compared to Ange(similar with Princess) but she still shares the same motives with Ange where they just wants to protect their lover

Hmmm... Idk how to explain it. 🥲🥲

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

Alfred animatic WIP

Major WIP of Alfred to Noah Kahan’s homesick. He’s such a New Englander to me 😭🖐️ I see him as this angsty New England kid and as he grows up an interacts more with the world he begins to hide it much better and he’s allowed this more friendlier side of him to come out, but god in his heart he’s such a Masshole. I think he is genuinely a proud Masshole though if you ask him about it he doesn’t shut up.

[iminye]

Do you ever think about how the Finwean fractions not only affected the main family but the entire people? Because I surely do. I cannot help but think about how much it must have divided the Noldor as a whole, even before Feanor went into exile (and Finwë with him), not to mention the literal ocean wide divide after the majority of the Noldor left. Just like ugh so much potential for tragedy!!

Like imagine you're politically relatively neutral, you like both of your queens and largely have no quarrels with the princes and princesses (though you believe that they sometimes go too far). Your daughter has become a cherished companion of Lady Findis, your son has joined the hunt of Oromë and is enjoying himself greatly. You're happy, you have gone onto the long journey to be happy like this. Nothing could threaten this paradise.

Everything's as good as can be, until it isn't.

Your son gets into his rebellious phase and becomes politically more and more radicalized. An outspoken supporter of Fëanor. You think it's a phase because every child goes through such a thing right? Right? You've never been a child yourself but your neighbors tell you that this is normal, nothing to worry about. Everything will sort itself out.

Except it doesn't and as the discord echoes among the people, the division between you and your child grows. The Trees are destroyed. The High King dies. The Noldor revolt. The kinslaying happens, your wife's cousins in Alqualondë are dead and you do not know whether or not your own child is responsible for killing them. Your child is gone. The ships burn. The new High King's brother leaves with the majority of your people across the ice. You do not follow them.

You swear allegiance to yet another new High King, the third in your lifetime. You hear nothing about your child for a long time.

Hundreds of years later you go across the sea once again. You follow your king to war in hopes to find that wayward child, to see if he regrets his deeds - only to then hear about even more atrocities he did: Aiding in the attempted coup of a kingdom, helping with the kidnapping of a princess, another kinslaying and then abandoning said princess's child-grandsons in the woods, and once more a kinslaying and more kidnappings. The list is long you cannot recall all of it. You do not want to recall all of it.

And then you find him, as he is slowly dying on the battlefield, abandoned by those he followed so loyally. He dies no glorious death, oh no, a stray orc arrow straight to the chest.

He barely recognizes you anymore.

You ask him: "Was it worth it?"

And he laughs, craze in his eyes: "Yes, every minute."

You know he is lost, even before his body goes limp.

[thatoneguy56fanfic]

Another random Kuvira headcanon. This one is a bit angsty:

Kuvira hates tea because her bio parents owned a tea farm. Every time she tries to drink it, it just brings back all the painful memories that she’d rather not think about. She can’t even stand the smell, and spirits forbid if anyone ever tries giving her jasmine tea, which is the kind her parents grew.

[beevean]

Isaavor + Meat

Under read more for slight gore :)

(I also am leaning into the headcanon that Cursed Isaac uses it/its pronouns for itself, because it has fully renounced to feeling human and sees itself as an animal or a weapon)

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When Isaac delves its tongue inside the fresh wound, prying it open and licking at the raw flesh, the Belmont throws his head back and howls, a deep, guttural sound soaked with anger, and oh, what a pretty song it is when it comes from his bruised throat!

Isaac just can't resist the sight, and it sinks its teeth into his skin again, near the Adam's apple: it bends under its jaw, supple and salty with sweat under its tongue, but much like the man himself, it doesn't break. Isaac growls in frustration: it could always use the dagger it had stolen from the Belmont, but that would be too easy and crass.

No, it allows itself to think as it admires the Belmont thrashing against Abel's solid grasp, it yearns to make the wretched murderer weep and beg with nothing more than its own strength. It needed nothing to snuff out the fire burning in the man's scarred chest but its own sheer will.

Isaac wipes some of the sweat rolling down its bangs. Since when did it start yearning, like some sort of person? Weapons don't yearn. Weapons don't have a will. Weapons are used. But there's no one to use Isaac, except its Lord's memory.

Surely, He would be proud at His servant's accomplishments. It is the one hope Isaac dares to cling onto, the very reason its heart has never stopped beating ever since its life ended.

So may He allow it, Isaac will live, and yearn, and most of all enjoy the Belmont's wheezes of agony, serves him right for being alive.

"Maniac... filthy..." the man mutters with cracked voice. His body is limp, but he still somehow has the strength to glare at Isaac with his wolfish eyes. It sneers at them. They remind it too much of another man whom Isaac dearly wishes to gut apart like a pig.

It delights, then, in sitting on the man's lap, feeling the shivers of revulsion vibrate through both of their bodies. Belmont turns his face away, and with that, he has lost the battle already.

"You think you're so special, don't you, Belmont?" Isaac purrs, dragging a nail down the scar adorning the man's eye. Oh, it could jab it inside the eyeball and pluck it clean! That would be fun. "You think of yourself as the mighty vampire hunter, the hero of the land who slayed Lord Dracula."

"Let go of me, you rancid beast..."

At that, Isaac laughs. And laughs, and laughs, until its chest spasms, because he's so amusing, thinking it would be hurt by some words! It, who learned that it did not deserve to live the moment it was forced into this world! It, who dragged the failure of allowing its Lord to perish!

"Hahaha!" It wiped a tear from its eye. "True, I am a beast. And do you want to know what you are?"

It has an even better idea. Isaac climbs off the Belmont's lap - although part of it couldn't help but miss the heat of his shame - crouches, and puts all of its strength to spread open the man's legs. It lets the man have all sorts of sordid ideas about what it plans to do, because it's sure they are quite amusing, it could tell by the resistance he's putting in shutting them close again. But Isaac is still a Devil Forgemaster, and it still carries part of Lord Dracula's soul inside it, and most importantly it is not wounded and restrained, because it has won in His name, yes it is a good tool and with His will it can do anything.

"Meat," it drawls. "Bloody, succulent meat, good for nothing but be devoured. And tell me, Belmont..." It bares its teeth in all of their stained glory. "What do beasts eat?"

And with that, Isaac clasps its mouth on the Belmont's inner thigh, right on the muscle, and squeezes and yanks and dig and tears and at last its canines pierce the skin and fat; and hot blood dribbles out of the wound, the coppery syrup that nourished creatures much more worthy than itself drenches its tongue and finds its way into its stomach, and the Belmont's shriek is one of visceral fear.

Isaac was famished from some delicious blessed meat.

[undertheravenswings]

So a few months back a good buddy of my showed my the Doom movie from like 2005 and i completely fell in love it despite it kinda being a bad film. Idk why but all of the characters wormed themselves into my heart sooo…I have decided to write a really shitty prequel fanfiction 😝. I have been worked on it off and on but I am currently working on the outline during the process I had an extremely funny realization when I was figuring out the Casts ages. Goat and Portman would have been GenZ kids. And I have decided to kinda make that a joke in the fic.

For example- one of the elements in the fanfiction is that the RRTS has a group playlist that everyone on the team has contributed to. And a good chunk of them are just white girl bangers all of which have been added by Portman.

Goat has added loads of TikTok songs just because he unironically loves them.

Portman has some form of ADHD and goat is aware of this hints why they are normally paired up on missions sense Goat can kinda kill Portman vibes enough to keep him focused on what they are supposed to be doing. But sometimes he will purposely distract him with something such as when he convinced him to touch the prison wall and shocking himself.

And my final example I can use without spoiling to much of the plot is.

Portman basically always has at least one of his headphones in at any given time so he can blast his music as loud as possible and listen has a playlist named” kickass intro, music “ he uses this playlist for Every mission 

So yea lol if you ever wonder what these dumb fucks got into before the movie you will soon have your non Canon answers lol

[incorrect-starbula]

Mantis, sighing: Gamora is so beautiful... Drax: Don't be jealous. You're beautiful too... on the inside, at least. Mantis: I'm not being jealous, Drax. I'm being gay.

[pastelchaos12]

Time for my dumb Volo headcanons because he lives in my head rent free.

• He got a scar on his right eye which is why he covers it with his hair. He got attacked by a pack of Luxray, that was attacking his settlement, when he was 12.

• He is terrified of Luxray and its pre-evolutions

• He does love his Pokemon and I will die on this hill

• Volo is Pansexual and is easily flustered

• At least a little sleep deprived since he stays up all night studying ruins without noticing it getting dark

• Ginter is like his uncle figure and you cannot change my mind

[bikmui]

.noodle + himbofication kink. they're just a pretty, head empty little slut <3

[silversimp]

Do you have any more headcanons on Floch? I'm craving more Floch content 🤩

My brain is like half dedicated to Floch Forster so I got you~ here's a few just off the top of my head!

Floch loves taking really long showers, he hates when the water pressure is low. He likes to just stand under the water and think for awhile

Floch gets burnt to a crisp by the sun. He spends the entire summer months wearing long sleeves because he'd rather be hot than have a sun burn. When the burn heals he never gets tanned he just gets covered in freckles, especially on his face and shoulders

He's the kind of person who really wants to be friends with everyone but he's just too blunt and honest to get along with everyone all the time. He gets really annoyed when people he's trying to be friends with don't like him, but he's too stubborn to change how he acts.

[stardust9905]

Drunken Tattoos with Wrecker and Crosshair: (Drabble / Headcanon)

WARNINGS: None other than mentions of the clone's bar "79's" and alcohol. Otherwise just pure fluff and fun thoughts of these boys in their starting days :)

Word Count: 138

A/N: Hiii lol this is my very first post that isn't a reblog - I like to think i'm generally good at writing but when it comes to starting fanfics it's a little more intimidating than one initially thinks... Lmao I read tonnes of it over the years but never tried it myself... I hope this turned out okay - I'm still figuring out a format that I like and can stick to... Hope you like it and feel free to give any advice or feedback!! Thank you!! <3

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So clones usually get tattoos after they graduate from being cadets at the point where they now become shinies. ... 79's is a packed, and might i add popular, clone bar too... At this point Crosshair and Hunter already got their facial tattoos together... What if one night, in a drunken game of truth or dare, Wrecker and Crosshair get dared to go get these matching tattoos...

“I am the ramser,

Like my rifle,

I am silent but deadly.”  → Crosshair's tattoo...

“I am the bomb,

Like an explosion,

I am loud and proud.”  → Wrecker's tattoo lol

Lmao these crack headcanons are not just references to their personalities if you catch my wind... 🤭🤣.

They have been swimming in my brain for quite a while now... If i have to suffer with it, so must you 💀😭😂.

^ likes are appreciated but reblogs keep posts alive and help support content creators (comments are also nice in that the feedback and impact is always appreciated) <3

[fadefromthelight]

I'm having keitaru thoughts and now I am thinking about Keisuke and Wataru cooking together

Like they would definitely be bickering like half of the time and you would have no idea whether or not they'll finish in enough time or if it'll even taste good, but somehow it always works out.

Wataru is definitely a decent cook. I headcanon that he probably started living alone pretty soon after graduating and had to learn pretty quick how to cook for himself. I don't think he cooks anything that complex and probably not that expensive either. I also feel like if he's cooking he generally doesn't like anyone else in the kitchen with him, which makes cooking with Keisuke interesting in the beginning.

So at the start of their relationship Wataru probably did most of the cooking, both because he wanted too and because he didn't believe that Keisuke could cook. And for the first couple of times, Keisuke lets him cook for them. But he eventually insists that Wataru let him cook for a change (still not letting Wataru pay for the ingredients because Keisuke likes buying things for his boyfriend) and Wataru caves.

It's kinda funny because Wataru is 100 percent prepared to humor Keisuke and/or order takeout if things go south, but neither of these happen. It comes out well. I also headcanon Keisuke as a decent cook for similar reasons to Wataru: living on his own/relatively on his own for a couple of years.

So after this they started cooking together. Like it was a kinda rough start for them, as with most of the things for them lol, but they eventually figure things out. They would switch between both of their kitchens but Keisuke really likes the quaintness of the kitchen in Wataru's apartment and often pushes to cook their with him. Wataru decides that it isn't worth fight to argue with him.

Also Keisuke 100 percent buys Wataru nice cuts of meat and expensive ingredients. He doesn't even use that kind of stuff regularly but he buys it for Wataru because he can. And refuses to let Wataru pay him back, no matter what Wataru says.

I just loving thinking about them just being domestic together.

[griffonsgrove]

Hiiii!!! See your doing writing requests for Hazbin, Its my hyperfixation so I am in need of more content 👀 so I'd like to request maybe Vox general or NSFW headcanon ( either one is good lol-) with a afab reader maybe? This is my first time requesting something like this so sorry if I'm a little nervous or bad at requesting. I think this is how people are supposed to request? XD

General Dating Headcanons | Vox

a/n: You're totally alright dear! You said everything just fine! As I've stated before, I got early access to the first two episodes, and it's been so interesting to analyze vox's character! I hope I can do him justice!! He's starting to grow on me now. I'm gonna stick with a gn!reader just because these are general headcanons and I want them to be suited for anyone!

fandom: Hazbin Hotel

wordcount: 1299

cw: SPOILERS FOR HAZBIN HOTEL, swearing, vulgar content, stalking, death and mentions of death/murder., toxic/absuive relationships.

(PLATONIC):

Vox’s got eyes EVERYWHERE in hell. There is no escaping his line of sight unless you go completely off the grid. Which is pretty difficult to do when the entirety of pentagram city is covered head to toe in VoxTech.

However, if you don't pose a threat to him, he really doesn't give a shit about you otherwise, and won’t pay that much attention to your life.

When you first fell into hell, you were mostly confused as to how you wound up here in the first place. That quickly subsided into fear as you noticed the large variety of demons and sinners casually walking down the sidewalk like it was an average tuesday. 

You’ll never forget the sight of seeing a demon gnaw off the arm of another and swallow it whole, like it was an all-you-can-eat buffet. 

You wander aimlessly down the streets, keeping to yourself and being very cautious of those around you. Your clothes were in tatters, and you didn't have any form of money whatsoever, what were you to do??

You had two options: Somehow find a job in this new horrific realm, or, die.

You didn't care too much for the latter.

This is how you stumble across one of the largest studios/clubs in hell, owned by probably the most feared overlords in pentagram city. The V’s. 

You get hired to be nothing more than a waiter/waitress, to serve the patrons of the club, mostly serving them their drinks.

You weren't too fond of the work uniform either. It left nothing to the imagination, and exposed alot of skin, far too much to your liking. The job actually paid somewhat decently though and it was enough to be able to sustain a living. You were quick to rent out the nearest apartment.

One day, while you’re out on the main floor, making your rounds, your eyes briefly lock with the TV demon across a sea of sinners. Call it cheesy, but it was almost like a spark went off the moment he laid eyes on you. Which is something that doesn't happen often with the tech-savvy overlord. Who were you??

He lazily beckons you over with a claw, to which you obediently follow, although it doesn't hide the sheer nervousness written all over your face, He gives you his drink order in that sultry, velvet voice of his, eyeing you up. You gulp slightly and are quick to bring him his order. He thought you were so cute trembling for him.

He begins to stalk observe you closer after that. If you have any electronic devices he’ll watch you through your screens, trying to get a glimpse into what your life was like outside of work. The things you enjoyed doing in your free time, favorite shows, foods etc.

He def goes through your search history.

He would start showing up more in the sections you worked at, oftentimes minding his business, but occasionally striking up a conversation with you.

You did have to admit he was quite the charmer, his smooth voice was hypnotic to you.

OBSESSIVE TENDENCIES. If he notices some creep won't leave you alone while you're working, he’ll take care of them personally, it’s never a pretty sight afterwards. He cant have anyone taking what's his.

You're oblivious to his stalking and possessiveness, you don't think much of it, maybe that's because he puts on a friendly face when you’re around him.

But after some time of getting to know you, He’s the one that eventually asks you out on a “date”. You’re skeptical at first, but decide to accept his offer. And also partially because you were afraid of what would happen if you said no.

(ROMANTIC):

Ngl it’s kind of a situationship in the beginning.

Vox is a busy man, it’s constant work maintaining the studios (especially valentinos temper) and managing the entirety of hell's technology. So, he may ghost you at first.

That being said, He will still keep an eye on you. He often watches through your phone while you sleep, just to make sure you’re safe. Hell is a dangerous place after all.

Speaking of, you’re now under the protection of the V’s, so that’s a plus! You never have to worry about another demon laying a finger on you. They usually never get close enough to anyways.

He very easily gets jealous. He won't show it on the outside because he has an image to uphold, but you can tell every time from that crazed look in his eyes.

Vox is a possessive lover; he wants to keep you all to himself. If he could, he’d keep you locked up by his side all day.

CONTROLLING. He HAS to know where you’re at, at all times, and who you’re going to be with (lest you face one of his tantrums). Also dictates what you wear, He likes to dress you up to his liking, like you’re his own personal doll.

Insecure much?

Say goodbye to privacy btw. He constantly has you in the back of his mind and a watchful eye on you. It can be kind of suffocating at times. The two of you have gotten into a few arguments because of this.

Valentino gets jealous of you too. How dare you take his boy-toy away from him? He’s often giving you the stink eye and will threaten you behind vox’s back. You’re too scared to tell Vox, because you don't want to face Val’s wrath.

You know briefly of his and Val’s “relationship” it all had seemed very one-sided and completely unhealthy.

You're often having to calm Vox down. The man has a very short temper and is easily provoked. 

Imagine you pressing little kisses to his screen after he found out about Alastor’s return. He remains stoic, but secretly enjoys your affection.

Some of the pet names he loves to call you include; Doll, Dear, Darling, Sweetheart, Babe.

Pretty old-fashioned ik, but he's a classy man alright?

He tends to be pretty touchy, always having a clawed hand on the small of your back, or an arm wrapped around your waist. It’s more of a possessive trait of his, to keep what's his close.

He loves having you sprawled on his lap while he’s in his screen room, you stay nuzzled into his side, often taking naps while he does broadcasts.

He TOTALLY spoils you btw. He’s one of the most powerful overlords in hell, ofc he has the money to show it. Whatever dingy apartment you had before, forget about it bc this man has you living in a penthouse suite in one of the most expensive apartment buildings. He sees you looking at something in a store or online?? Boom, it’s yours now.

He loves buying you clothes, as I’ve said before, you're his “doll” and he loves playing dress up with you.

And if you buy him something?? He’s taken by surprise at first, he’s never really been on the receiving end of that affection, so whatever it is you give him he’ll cherish it.

If you ever have someone bothering you, or want to get rid of, you just say the word babe. He’ll be feeding them to his sharks >:)

The man is emotionally constipated, ok?? All he’s ever known from relationships is what he shared with Val (and trust me that was a train wreck). He’s rough around the edges, short-tempered and isn't always easy to get along with, and he’s incredibly possessive which can be suffocating to deal with at times. This probably stems from him not wanting to actually be alone, He doesn't want you to slip out of his grasp, so he keeps a tight leash on you. But underneath all these flaws, he really does love you and care about you. At the end of the day, He just wants someone that will stay.