#this idea just suddenly came to me

[verte-vae]

Sans has reach on you.

IJAG Sans belongs to @htsan

Clean ver

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #154

CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk 

Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.

When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.

It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.

The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.

Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.

He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.

This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.

This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.

[running-tweezers]

You know the DAMN Fam made a big collaborative playlist for the trip. And it’s mostly the stuff they usually listen to together, lots of 80’s bangers, good road trip vibes.

But Freelancer did quietly slip in a few wild card songs. And just waited for them to come up on shuffle and see the reactions in the car. Like playlist Russian Roulette.

These songs include:

Cbat

Good Lookin’

Chug Jug With You

Keep Riding Me

Baby Shark

And of course…..

[beanghostprincess]

Sanuso Childhood Best Friends AU in which Sanji ends up in Syrup Village because the Orbit has to stop there for a while. They send little Sanji to buy food on his own with a bit of money (or, just, do whatever until he has to meet the crew again. They're a bit careless with the kid) and he meets Usopp when he sees the younger kid trying to steal food from the market. Usopp gets caught easily and the stand owner tells him to go away. Usopp replies with something along the lines of "If you don't give food to the great captain Usopp I will just send all my allies to destroy your business!!!" but it doesn't work (quite obviously) and the guy just ignores him. That just makes Usopp start begging because he doesn't have the money to buy anything and he doesn't want to go to Kaya's again. Besides, he doesn't want to go to the people who usually help him out because it's embarrassing and he doesn't want them to know. It's better to just either steal from this guy or beg. That makes 9 y/o Sanji's heart ignite with a passion and strength he didn't know he had inside, and he approaches the kid, staring intensely into the man's eyes and saying (with the angriest voice a 9 y/o can make) "Food exists to help the ones who're hungry!! You don't deserve this job!!" and the man stares down at him (Sanji's literally shaking, poor boy) saying that food is business and nothing else. And if he doesn't have anything to buy it with, he can go fuck off along with little long-nose. Usopp is amazed by Sanji's bravery and heroic behavior. Sanji hands him some beris, starts listing some stuff he has on display, and buys it. The man just has to give him the stuff, after all, but once he does he looks at Sanji like he's about to murder the kid. Despite being visibly shaking, little Sanji turns around at Usopp, his tiny hands being barely enough to grab everything he's carrying. So Usopp helps him, and they get out of there as quickly as they can once the man starts shouting at them.

They run for a while until they end up finally far enough to not see the man. Usopp is catching his breath when he turns to Sanji. "That was great! I- I could've handled it on my own, of course, the guy was super afraid of me, but-" And then Sanji just- He starts crying so damn loud. Usopp is completely lost as to why he's the one crying, but Sanji is literally shaking like a leaf and Usopp doesn't know what to do. "What's wrong?! I- Did- Did he hurt you or-"

"It was so scary!!" He holds the food tighter to his chest and tries to hold back the tears. "And- And he was so loud- I- Why were you arguing with him, dummy?!"

Usopp is, uh, a bit confused by the change of tone and meaning behind the kid's words. But he keeps crying and crying and shaking and Usopp can't help but feel awfully lost. "And why did you come to help? I had everything under control, you know?!" He really didn't.

"Because I-" He tries to wipe the tears away but they just keep on falling. "I'm a cook. I don't like it when people treat food like this. Especially when people are hungry." That catches Usopp a bit off guard, Sanji calming down for a few seconds before the crying starts again. He really tries hard not to cry. Like a man, or whatever. But his lower lip is betraying him. "He was so loud." Usopp really, really wants to do something to help, but right when Sanji says this, somebody riding a bicycle passes right behind Sanji, so close and loudly it makes him jump and sob harder. He makes himself even smaller. "Make it stop!" And so, of course, Usopp, as the hero of the village and bravest pirate and warrior of the seas, he takes Sanji's hand and leads him somewhere the older kid can't see because he refuses to open his eyes. But Sanji asks anyway, with the softest and smallest voice ever. "Where are we going?"

Usopp squeezes his hand. "You're a cook, right?" He turns his head around to Sanji, but doesn't stop walking. A huge grin shows up on his face when he sees the kid nodding. "Then you're gonna have the privilege to cook for the great Captain Usopp!"

And-

Usopp swears to this day that he will never forget Sanji's laughter at that moment. "A captain?" And it's like all his worries suddenly faded away with the simplest of lies. Usopp doesn't know if he's being genuine or if he's making fun of him, but the kid's smile makes his hands sweat. "Then I better make a meal worth of a king!"

Long story short, Usopp takes Sanji to his home and lets him cook in his very lonely and depressing kitchen. While the kid works, Usopp can't help but stare at him with impressed eyes. Sanji, on the other hand, has never felt such a rush when cooking for somebody. Not ever since- ... Mom. They talk about that too. They learn everything about each other. Usopp tells Sanji about his dad being a pirate and his mom passing away not long ago. He tells him about how the village and his best friend Kaya help him out most of the time, but he refuses to keep being so dependent on them, even if he has to beg strangers. He tells him about all of the adventures he's had and how people call him a liar out of jealousy. Sanji often believes what the kid says, being the naive kid he is, but he's smart enough to always think twice and realize that, okay, Usopp's stories might not be true, but if they make him happy, then they make Sanji happy too! If his dreams are told in the form of lies, it's kind of like Sanji's wish to find the All Blue. And so he tells Usopp all of that too. He skips the whole, um, family thing to talk about his dream. He tells Usopp about wanting to be a cook because of his ill mom (something they have in common!!). He tells him about his abilities in the kitchen! He keeps saying he'll be the best cook in the east blue!

It's nice having a friend. Usopp thinks Sanji looks really young for being two years older than him, and Sanji complains about Usopp being taller when he's younger. But it's nice, after all, to be with somebody who doesn't want to take anything from you.

Sanji's food is surprisingly good for a kid his age, and he's really glad Usopp likes it because he's been practicing for a whole year with the crew! Even if he makes the simplest of dishes, he's really proud of himself when Usopp won't stop praising him!

One thing leads to another, and when Sanji's crew finds him, they tell him they have to stay for a long while because their ship needs repairing and it's pretty grave. Sanji wishes he could say he's disappointed and sad, but he looks behind him at Usopp, and it kind of feels exciting to stay.

So they grow closer.

Sanji is always going back and forth between his ship and Usopp's home, but he barely spends time with his crew the days he stays in Syrup Village. Most of the time he even sleeps with his new friend! Sanji cooks for him and borrows money for them to buy the ingredients, explaining to Usopp everything that is to know about them. Usopp, on the other hand, is awesome at fishing, so they spend whole days at the beach trying to catch their food. It's the most fun they've ever had in their life. Usopp stops feeling lonely, and Sanji finally finds somebody who loves him for who he is. Usopp shows him beetles and insects and finds out that they make Sanji cry... He isn't proud of this, but sometimes (only sometimes) he places bugs on Sanji's way so he can save him. Sanji calls him his hero with the shiniest of looks, and Usopp just- He feels really warm inside. Sanji is always going to his crew to ask them about new recipes and things to learn while they're there, and he always makes them for Usopp because every praise about his food goes directly to his heart. They just keep on enjoying each other's company and many talents. Usopp even introduces him to Kaya! She's the cutest girl Sanji has ever met (not that he has ever met other girls besides his sister) and he's a bit jealous because it's obvious she likes Usopp, the guy just doesn't notice! If little Sanji isn't sure of who he's jealous of, that's something he refuses to think about.

"We're best friends." Sanji once says.

That gives Usopp the courage to respond with: "Then, when I become the bravest pirate of them all, you'll be my cook! You- You will, right?"

"Of course!" Sanji doesn't think he has ever smiled this much in the short period of time he has been alive. "Captain Usopp and the best cook in the East Blue- No! In all the seas!"

Loneliness is a word that now feels foreign to them.

But then, of course, Sanji has to go.

They promise to see each other again. They will, someday.

Sanji asks Usopp to come with them, though, but Usopp refuses.

"Come with me, Usopp! It's your chance to become a pirate!" (Don't let me go).

"I- I'm already a pirate, Sanji! Did you forget? I need to stay to protect this village from any harm and evil pirates that aren't like me!" (I'm so scared that not even wanting to go with you helps my legs move).

"But you said I'd be your cook!" (You promised).

"You'll always be my cook! And I'll always be your-"

"What kind of captain lets his cook go?!" Sanji yells, but he's the one crying the most.

"Sanji! Please! I- I'll do it. I'll sail someday and we'll see each other and we will be together but- But not now." The shame in Usopp's voice is obvious, and he can't tell lies from promises anymore.

"But I- What if-"

"I'll find you. The sea will bring me to you, don't worry! I told you I'm so good at fishing because I can speak their language, right? I'll just- I'll just send you messages through the sea! Just talk to the fishes and they'll tell you all you need to know. I'll always be with you!"

That, at least, makes Sanji laugh. "Liar. I know you can't speak-"

"But I'm not lying when I say we'll see each other again! Really! Believe in me!"

And Sanji has no other option but to believe.

Usopp tries to live years and years without regretting his decision that day, failing miserably. And Sanji keeps trying to talk to fishes even if he knows it won't work. He even asks some of them to save him (to tell Usopp they might not see each other again, at least) when he's stuck at that damn rock with Zeff, but they don't do anything. They don't even talk back at him. But he keeps believing for a while.

Until someday a gorgeous pirate asks him: "You're not in any crew, right?" Because she apparently wants him to go with her. And he would. He really would. But he owes too much to Zeff. So much he can't give it up. Not even for a girl, even if it hurts.

Her question is more painful than denying her the pleasure of being her cook, though. Because he has to respond with: "Huh? I- No. Had a captain once, though... Not that it matters now. Just- Not anymore."

When Luffy asks Usopp to come with him, he can see the shape of their long-lost best friend in Kaya's eyes. She always knew there was more between them than what they wanted to admit, but then again, they were just kids, so she couldn't really know at the time. Usopp hates having found out so late about it, but now this is a chance he won't waste. He can accomplish his dream and fulfill his promise at the same time!

And they do find each other, earlier than Usopp was actually ready for. Sanji drops a glass of wine when he sees him. Usopp basically trips and falls over the table and makes Zoro's food fall on his lap. Sanji's eyes never move away from him.

There's a long silence and a few weird looks being shared between the rest of the crew, but Usopp can't help but smile. He's extremely scared of what Sanji might say.

"I told you I'd find you, didn't I?" He tries to sound confident, but his voice falters.

Sanji can't stop smiling. "Took you long enough, captain."

Nami almost chokes on her food. "CAPTAIN?!" And the other two share the same startled expression.

But Usopp doesn't look at them. He's still over the table. It definitely looks ridiculous. "You- You're taller."

"And your hand is ruining my Quiche Lorraine." Sanji groans. "Could you not-"

"I'm sorry! I- I'm sorry. But don't speak to your captain like that!"

Nami interrupts him. "I thought you were lying when you talked about this guy!"

Oh. So he has talked about me. Sanji pretends he isn't forcing his heart to slow down.

So he just smirks at the redhead. "To be fair, madame, even if he tends to lie a lot-"

Nami rolls his eyes. "No shit, I figured."

But Sanji keeps going looking at Usopp. "Even if he does, he also keeps his promises."

By the way, you have to imagine them like this:

[arsenicflame]

(in general, removed from any specific au's where he needs to swim/not swim for Plot)

(personally, i think my stance is that he has some ability to keep himself afloat in calmer waters- on the shore or in a pool- but not in the way where its a particular skill. hes spend enough time dicking around in the shallows with Jack & Sam & Ed to know how to handle himself in water where he cant consistently reach the bottom, to feel comfortable cooling off by a waterfall, but is also keenly aware that if he goes overboard, even in relatively calm waters, being able to swim isnt going to do anything to save his life if a dinghy isnt sent. hes not gonna drown the second he's in the ocean or anything, but hes screwed if the waters a little too rough or its late or a raid and it isnt noticed before the ships a way away.)

[dailykugisaki]

Day 223 | id in alt

Maki thinking some very unsorcererly things over a piece of damn cheesecake.

(Read from right to left💥)

[wikiangela]

inspiration saturday

tagged by @hippolotamus @daffi-990 @spotsandsocks @hoodie-buck @thewolvesof1998 @giddyupbuck @wildlife4life @jamespearce9-1-1 @fortheloveofbuddie 💖💖

soooo I might have started a new wip lol 🙈 (i'll be back to all the other ones soon istg, i just have way too many ideas haha) not sure wtf this is tbh, it was inspired very randomly by playing the sims lmao I just started writing and don't have enough of a snippet to share but for now here's a tiny moodboard haha

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[livesincerely]

Davey stares a him for what feels like a minor eternity. Then he strides up to Jack and punches him right in the shoulder, hard as he can.

“Ow!” Jack exclaims, and he has the absolute audacity to look wounded, staring up at him with those deep, brown, puppy dog eyes as he rubs at his arm. “The hell was that for?”

Davey grabs him around the collar and hauls him into a desperate, demanding kiss.

Jack makes a noise against his mouth that’s half squeak, half groan, his lashes tickling against Davey’s cheek as they flutter shut. He reaches up to loop his arms around Davey’s neck, his lips parting immediately to welcome his own, and Davey can only pull him closer, kiss him deeper.

“Davey…” Jack murmurs when they finally part, looking a little dazed. “What…?”

“You’re such a fucking jackass!” Davey shouts, punching him in the other shoulder. Then he leans back down for another heated kiss, just for good measure. “God, you drive me crazy.”

“Uh,” Jack says in a rough voice, blinking rapidly, tongue darting out to wet his lips. “Kinda gettin’ mixed signals here, Dave.”

[tetitous]

"You know what's cuter than one baby? Two babies!"

But make it Rem with Vash and Knives

[townslore]

discovery of the day

[frostfall-matches]

[ matchmaking... ]

@kamesama : [ match report ready ]

your match is…

✦ Gojo Satoru

Considering how much of an absolute menace the man is on most occasions, it’s safe to say that Gojo would delight in pestering you. The way he pesters you is similar to the way he pesters Nanami - you have this stern, serious, put-together demeanor about you and Gojo wants to see it crack, whether it be you snapping at him or cracking a smile. The first handful of interactions you have with him will likely end with you scowling at him while he laughs and makes his escape, with an “until next time!” thrown over his shoulder. He’s perceptive, able to tell that you hold quite a bit of yourself back when you’re not close with someone. It’s purely curiosity at first; you’re the newest little puzzle for him to figure out and he isn’t emotionally invested. So why is it that the more you start to show your true colors, he finds himself latching onto each of your reactions to his antics? When did he start hoping to impress you and make you smile?

Gojo is absolutely delighted when you open up, showing your wild and affectionate side. Letting loose in his presence once you’ve grown comfortable with him, the things coming out of your mouth are out-of-pocket and even startling. He can’t help but crack up, mirth in his blue eyes and a wide grin on his face. This is something he encourages at every turn, loving the way that you brighten around him, loving the way that you brighten him. Yes, he loves your meticulous, organized nature - even if he teases you about it - but this is a side of you that you only show to select people, and he’s honored to be one of them. And when the time comes that you have to get back to the grind, surrounded by strangers and acquaintances, there’s a quiet chuckle that leaves his lips as he sees the shift in your demeanor, your face settling into a stoic expression and your spine straightening as you square your shoulders.

He melts into your hugs, wrapping his strong arms tightly around you in return. His heart rate settles when he’s able to hold you. Being so untouchable all the time can wear one down… he doesn’t have the luxury to simply leave his defenses down all the time. Add to the fact that he simply hasn’t had the chance to become emotionally close to very many people. It’s no wonder that these moments are so dear to him - being able to indulge a bit, let his walls down, let you in. He starts to seek out your touch just as much as you seek out his, but he won’t admit that he’s perhaps a bit touch-starved.

He relishes in your straightforward, blunt nature. Gojo could really care less if your words might occasionally seem insensitive to some; in his opinion, there are too many people who hide behind polite smiles and roundabout, vague responses. You’re direct and straight to the point, something that is increasingly helpful when time is short. Instead of placating someone, you’re going to give an honest answer. Gojo finds this part of you so refreshing, and sometimes so amusing. You won’t need to worry about rubbing him the wrong way - he has thick skin and more than enough confidence in himself. More importantly, he knows you’re not trying to be hurtful or insensitive; you tend to just call it like you see it. However, that doesn’t mean that he won’t act like a wounded little puppy, asking you how you could say such a cruel thing about him.

As goal-oriented and ambitious as you can be, you remember to take time to enjoy life. It can sometimes be difficult for you, prone to perfectionism and high ideals, but you carve out a small space for hedonism in your life. Gojo so often comes across as happy-go-lucky, living life to the fullest, but he’s masking the fact that he feels trapped by this title of the strongest. He does often enjoy life’s small pleasures on a superficial level, but it can feel a bit empty, a bit meaningless. You could very well be a good influence on him in this aspect, forcing him to slow down and just focus on the moment, focus on the amount of peace and happiness that can be found in these little things, such as indulging in his favorite dessert with the company of someone he cares about. He begins to learn that it’s okay to indulge here and there, despite the weight on his shoulders.

You’re strong-minded, highlighted by your firm boundaries and principles. This works very well with Gojo, who exemplifies strength in any way he possibly can, even when it weighs heavily. It’s clear that you value yourself, your time, and your space; you have no intention of letting anyone disrespect that. Gojo might push people’s buttons (including yours) while bantering and teasing them, but he makes it a point to avoid crossing any major boundaries. Your values are held tightly to your chest; they make you who you are, form the core of your motivations.

He’s so fond of the fact that you know who you are and are insistent on staying as true to yourself as you can. Your strength of mind is also shown in the way that you’re decisive. You weigh your options carefully, but it’s not long before you make a decision; and you stick to it. Ever-so-flighty Gojo can be decisive… but there are times where he simply hands the decision-making to someone else. Don’t be surprised if he throws a handful of date ideas out at you, expecting you to pick one.

He’s happy to indulge in coffee dates with you. Considering his sweet tooth, he opts for drinks heavily saturated with sugar, milk, and artificial flavorings. He also doesn’t have a go-to drink since he has fun trying out new flavor combinations. His ever-watchful eyes are quick to pick up on your habits and drinks of choice. A delicate eyebrow quirks when he notices just how often you have a cup of coffee with you, even when you two haven’t gone out on any recent café dates.

“Are you sure you should be having that much coffee?” he teases, knowing he really has no room to talk considering his sugar addiction. Well, everyone has their quirks; there are much worse things that you could be obsessed with. In a surprisingly domestic show of love, Gojo learns how you prefer to make coffee for yourself while at home. Anytime you might want a cup, Gojo insists on making it himself. Once he learns your routine (and assuming it works out with his own irregular schedule), he gets your coffee ready without prompting so it’s ready for you when you head out the door.

[hepbaestus]

You ever just start singing an old nursery (one that is quite creepy) that originated from a time of great disaster and peril and think "I can make a fic out of that"?

No? Just me?

[dont-offend-the-bees]

:(

[mqonlighting]

real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

[journey-to-the-attic]

Hello hello, sorry if its a dumb question but, is Solphisto canon to JTTA in the same way that Belpheroth is/will be?

(Also anon who dubbed them yuri is so right, I can't see them differently now)

don't worry, it's not a dumb question at all!! the lines can be kind of blurred between what happens in the actual fic and all the stuff we talk about here...

so, statuses of all our significant couples:

wizlecto: together and married in all ways except legally in every universe forever. i WILL one day write something that gives you more details on their story (probably in the newspaper club chapter of that jtta after-story minific)

belpheroth: canon to jtta in that i do have concrete plans to develop their relationship in that direction; also do end up courting each other in the aus where they're acquainted (established relationship in the infernal friends au)

zhaolu: canon to ddvd, also canon to aus where zhao has a significant presence (e.g. infernal friends, rpg). probably WILL end up happening in the classic jtta at this point - tentative plans to start off their development in the mini-fic, might end up doing something extended later

solphisto: established in that i sort of operate on them being a thing when it comes to asks, canon to aus where both characters are involved (mostly just rpg au rn) - in terms of within jtta itself, still debating whether or not to get the ball rolling in-fic (like with belpheroth) or to wait til the post-story (as with zhaolu)

aunt lisa and thirteen: still just a concept at this point but i do want to think more about them

[rosie-kairi]

hands you a wip drawing that I may or may not finish