#this is cannon now

[theaceofarrows]

Welcome to the family

[Dick on the phone with Wally, while walking up the manors driveway]

Dick: I still can't believe that he got another kid! I'm gone for a few weeks, and suddenly, he gets empty nest syndrome, unbelievable

Wally: Yeah, definitely didn't see that one coming. So, have you met the kid yet?

Dick: [groans] I'm about to, not that I'm overly thrilled about this

Wally: I get it, dude. Just make sure not to take it out on the kid too much

Dick: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be a complete jerk. After all this mess isn't the kids fault

Dick: Ugh, I just hope this kid doesn't act like Bruce hung the starts or something-

Dick: [opens the front door]

Jason: -you really like the Frankenstein movie more than the book?! B, how STUPID can you be?!

Wally: [still on the other end of the line] What was that?

Dick: ...I'm gonna have to call you back, Wally

-

[Later]

Dick: [holding back laughter] And then, after he threw the tire iron he said- he said "Try and catch me you big boob!"

Wally: No way! He did not say that to Batman!

Dick: HE DID!

[hysterically laughing]

[the-simple-creature]

This is cannon

[the-great-knight-gay]

Luke: *sending off Percy and Annabeth for their quest* And here's some flying shoes!

Percy and Annabeth: *blushes violently*

Luke: *thinking* Oh gods do they know?

Percy and Annabeth: *thinking* Wow he's really pretty

[marvins-linguinie]

eddie, opening his door: steve? you're early.

steve: oh. i thought i was supposed to pick you up. the theater is far away, and i didn't want you to have to drive.

eddie: well, you're already he- steve. who are those flowers for?

steve: um

eddie: steve.

steve: you. look, i've never done this before, and im so used to dating girls, so i picked up flowers not even thinking. sorry.

eddie: you got flowers... FOR ME?

steve: yeah?

eddie: flowers?

steve:

eddie: for me.

steve: yes.

eddie: YOU GOT FLOWERS FOR ME?

steve: yes. YES!

[navnae]

Eddie: our life has kind of been upside down lately, don’t you think?

Steve:*points towards the open gate in the upside down* get out

[clattylesbian]

Steve: [sigh] I wish Eddie was a girl.

Months later:

Robin: Are you happy now?

Transfem Stevie holding transfem Eddie's hand: This is not what I meant.

[lightagainphoenix]

You know what is super shady about this scene….if you dated someone like over a decade ago, as a teenager, no one would bring it up again because it was so long ago and presumably you’ve dated other people and moved on etc….who even asks “are you over them?” a decade later unless you gave them reason to!

The fact Luke brought this up means Luke and Jess have had convos of Jess’s lingering feelings over the years and possibly stuff has happened over the years between Rory and Jess.

[im-his-druidess]

🕯️

Yes I'm obsessed. No I will not stop 😌

[sleepy-autumns-world]

Cas: *the kind of person to collect cool rocks*

Sam: *the kind of person to identify the rocks and their uses*

Dean: *the kind of person to throw said rocks at people*

Bobby: *the kind of person to sit back and watch the carnage*

[indieyuugure]

Has Anyone Else Noticed This…

Writing ROTP, I have to draw Raph a lot, and so I’ve noticed an interesting correlation between how he holds his sais and a particular offensive gesture.

I’m just saying, it makes sense considering the turtles don’t actually have middle fingers, it’s more like a pointer finger and a pinky. (Yes Leo, you DO have a pinky finger, so HOLD THE DANG TEA CUP!)

This just seems like the most ridiculous coincidence, I don’t know how the art team didn’t notice this! I mean out of all of the turtles, Raph is definitely the one to exploit this. Lol 😂

HAPPY NEW YEARS!! It’s 2023 where I am!! Hurray!

[thecampjuicebox]

If you want a kinda funny ask, what do you think Astarion's reaction would be to Tav sucker punching Cazador right in his stupid face while the vampire lord is mid-monologue while Astarion's hands are trapped by magic but before the magic has had a chance to yank the vampire spawn away?

Okay this is actually so fucking funny hold on.

Cazador is mid monologue, Astarion restrained in front of him so he's forced to listen to the Vampire's STUPID fucking stories and Tav is just sitting there, arms crossed, waiting for him to just shut the hells up. Kinda tapping their foot impatiently like "oh my GODS CAN WE HURRY IT UP???" and then Cazador gets a liiiil too close to Astarion and Tav just snaps. Rears back and just MOLLY WHOPS the vampire lord right in the cheekbone.

I cannot imagine Astarion doing literally anything other than bursting out into laughter. Like HARD laughter. Wheezing and coughing, ribs aching kind of laughter. I know it's something he's either wanted to do, or wanted to watch someone do for YEARS. And Cazador would stumble back, holding his cheek, just fucking gob smacked that someone actually had the guts to deck him in his shit like that. I'm sure that would prompt the fight, but Tav getting one really good lick in there before the showdown just.. Sits so right with me.

Take that, you pointy eared fucking wet paper towel.

[wishwingalpha]

Sol x Blackstar art in honor of the eclipse! (Ik I’m late but shhh)

I don’t think they have a ship name, but if they don’t I’m coining Eclipse.

[suykotzuly]

Alastor: I may have killed and tortured hundreds of people, but being placed in the same group as a rapist is a real offense for me.

[ickymiu]

The gang defending themselves

[marvins-linguinie]

eddie: are you guys together?

steve: no!

nancy: eddie, im dating robin, i thought you knew this? why? you wanna ask steve on a date?

eddie:

nancy: oh my god you were.

steve: oh wow

eddie: i gotta go... wayne needs me to um.. walk the dishes. i mean walk the couch. no, that's not right either. the dog. he needs me to walk the dog. the dog that we adopted. yes. bye.

steve: what just happened?

nancy: i think i just sabotaged his plan to take you on a date.

steve: huh. why didn't he just ask me?

nancy: i don't think he knows that you're bi.

steve: i'll call him after he gets done walking his dishes. or was it a dog?

[floef-likes-everything]

I've figured out why Martyn isn't an actual Heron, despite going to every corner of the map to look what's there.

The poor fella keeps dropping his map in the middle of the ocean, he'd never be able to note down all his discoveries.